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(WTAE)   Randal, a clerk at the EZ mart, robbed by skinny young white guy and his larger, quiet accomplice. He wasn't even supposed to be there that day   (wtae.com) divider line 45
    More: Obvious, EZ Mart, Indiana counties, Indiana, clerk, Penn Hills, robbery, cigarettes  
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2013-12-28 11:56:10 AM
Life imitates art.
 
2013-12-28 01:08:02 PM
Shocking abuse of authority.
 
2013-12-28 01:11:49 PM
Dante must have had the day off.
 
2013-12-28 01:51:10 PM
images.starpulse.com

/obscure?
 
2013-12-28 02:54:31 PM

calbert: /obscure?


Schindler's List is never obscure
 
2013-12-28 03:01:20 PM
No time for love Dr. Jones.
 
2013-12-28 03:03:17 PM
THEY WORK HAAAARD FOR THEIR MONEY
SO HARD FOR IT HONEY
THEY WORK HARD FOR THEIR MONEY
SO TO ROB THEM JUST AIN'T RIGHT
 
2013-12-28 03:03:26 PM
farkin Democrats always lookin for a handout. Your unemployment and food stamps aint enough? Gotta rob stores too?

If Willard Romney were in office we would be surfing rainbows and shooting turrists. What happened Amurica?
 
2013-12-28 03:04:10 PM

calbert: [images.starpulse.com image 445x335]

/obscure?


Twilight, right?
 
2013-12-28 03:04:23 PM
Viral marketing for Clerks 3
 
2013-12-28 03:05:14 PM
That'll learn 'im.  Stupid merchant of death.
 
2013-12-28 03:05:17 PM

calbert: [images.starpulse.com image 445x335]

/obscure?


Yes. The movie that was referenced in the headline is incredibly obscure.
 
2013-12-28 03:07:21 PM

D_Evans45: farkin Democrats always lookin for a handout. Your unemployment and food stamps aint enough? Gotta rob stores too?

If Willard Romney were in office we would be surfing rainbows and shooting turrists. What happened Amurica?


On top of that, we would feel empowered to borrow money from our rich parents to start our own companies, further removing us from the tit of big guvment and become our own job creators.  Where is OUR president Mittens? WHAR?

THANKS OBAMA.
 
2013-12-28 03:08:18 PM

strangeguitar: Shocking abuse of authority grammar.

 
2013-12-28 03:09:22 PM
He likes to expand his horizons.
 
2013-12-28 03:12:34 PM
He probably approved of contractors getting killed by random concentrated terrorist acts.
 
2013-12-28 03:13:16 PM

Mattyb710: calbert: [images.starpulse.com image 445x335]

/obscure?

Yes. The movie that was referenced in the headline is incredibly obscure.


i293.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-28 03:17:52 PM
At least it didn't end like the Director's Cut...
 
2013-12-28 03:18:00 PM
There goes Randal, he's a berzerker.
 
2013-12-28 03:19:29 PM
OK, who else smells an inside job? The clerk had only been working there for 3 weeks, and had $400+ in the till? Who has ever seen a mini-mart that carried over $50 outside the safe? I bet half that money ends up going to Ring Dings.
 
2013-12-28 03:27:52 PM

calbert: [images.starpulse.com image 445x335]

/obscure?


Totally obscure.  How are we simpletons supposed to make such a magnificent matching game leap as this?  Woooooooooooooo my head is spinning in bewilderment.  Please kind Sir, do not be so trixie with my limited capacity for higher brain function, for I am just a simple female who can only function giving a single blow job... let alone 37 of them... in a row?

/sarcasm
*the way a slash was meant to be used*

LOL :-)  HUGS!
 
2013-12-28 03:28:05 PM

picturescrazy: Mattyb710: calbert: [images.starpulse.com image 445x335]

/obscure?

Yes. The movie that was referenced in the headline is incredibly obscure.

[i293.photobucket.com image 452x339]


Forget it, he's rolling.
 
2013-12-28 03:39:02 PM
Was it someone from the Foresci family?
 
2013-12-28 03:42:10 PM
GGracie:I am just a simple female who can only function giving a single blow job... let alone 37 of them... in a row?

try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!
 
2013-12-28 03:45:22 PM

slayer199: Dante must have had the day off.


This.

I'm not going to call the headline a fail, but it was Dante who wasn't supposed to be there.
 
2013-12-28 03:48:35 PM
media.giphy.com
 
2013-12-28 03:57:28 PM

ZombieApocalypseKitten: slayer199: Dante must have had the day off.

This.

I'm not going to call the headline a fail, but it was Dante who wasn't supposed to be there.


to be fair, Dante was supposed to have been silent Bob, and vice versa.  The lack of speaking was what drew what's his name to the part

/horrible with names
//have both the campus tour and the european speaking engagements.
 
2013-12-28 04:03:55 PM
smith ... Kevin smith

/too late
//game on...
 
2013-12-28 04:11:22 PM

aenemated: GGracie:I am just a simple female who can only function giving a single blow job... let alone 37 of them... in a row?

try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!


*golf clap*

;-)
 
2013-12-28 04:14:22 PM

GGracie: calbert: [images.starpulse.com image 445x335]

/obscure?

Totally obscure.  How are we simpletons supposed to make such a magnificent matching game leap as this?  Woooooooooooooo my head is spinning in bewilderment.  Please kind Sir, do not be so trixie with my limited capacity for higher brain function, for I am just a simple female who can only function giving a single blow job... let alone 37 of them... in a row?

/sarcasm
*the way a slash was meant to be used*

LOL :-)  HUGS!


Nice. That should give a boost to profile views.
 
2013-12-28 04:20:13 PM
Where is Judge Reinhold when you need him?
 
2013-12-28 04:32:32 PM

StatelyGreekAutomaton: Where is Judge Reinhold when you need him?


Heh.

It's funny cuz the Clerks animated series was actually pretty good.
 
2013-12-28 04:33:03 PM

picturescrazy: Mattyb710: calbert: [images.starpulse.com image 445x335]

/obscure?

Yes. The movie that was referenced in the headline is incredibly obscure.

[i293.photobucket.com image 452x339]


It's hard being 1 of 5 out of all the black people I know who actually know who Kevin Smith is. Every now and again a black man knows who Jay & Silent Bob are. But they are not even on most black women's radar.

Kinda sad really. That's why I hang out with you white Farkers. It's hard straddling the world between Tyler Perry and Kevin Smith. My head, it should explode.
 
2013-12-28 04:37:26 PM

Hermione_Granger: It's hard being 1 of 5 out of all the black people I know who actually know who Kevin Smith is.


What's a nubian?
 
2013-12-28 05:07:23 PM

JayCab: Hermione_Granger: It's hard being 1 of 5 out of all the black people I know who actually know who Kevin Smith is.

What's a nubian?


biatch, you almost made me laugh.
 
2013-12-28 05:16:53 PM
SHOP SMART; SHOP S-MART!
 
2013-12-28 06:40:02 PM
Han shot FIRST!
 
2013-12-28 07:01:28 PM
Brian O'Halloran is doing a reading of Inspecting Carol in Holmdel NJ tonight. My friend's colleague is in it.

Starting right about ... now!
 
2013-12-28 08:32:40 PM
never saw clerks. then last weekend I saw it on cable, so recorded it. deleted in 15 mins in. bad script, poorly acted, but not bad enough to be ed wood level entertainment.

so yeah, i guess there's something to have waited 20 years to see it. it wasn't for me.
 
2013-12-28 08:47:04 PM
Buncha savages in this town
 
2013-12-28 09:39:42 PM

Hugo Zorilla: JayCab: Hermione_Granger: It's hard being 1 of 5 out of all the black people I know who actually know who Kevin Smith is.

What's a nubian?

biatch, you almost made me laugh.


He did make me laugh! I damn near fell off my bed!
 
2013-12-28 10:48:45 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-28 11:43:47 PM
Bunch of savages in this town.
 
2013-12-28 11:44:37 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: calbert: /obscure?

Schindler's List is never obscure


I just woke my fiancé up with my laughing.
 
2013-12-29 02:53:53 AM

macross87: Han shot FIRST!


No, vader shot first. Which is why we have luke and leia.
 
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