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(CTV News)   "OK boys, go out and have a good time...decapitate and mutilate your victims, but remember: NO CANNIBALISM. We're not savages here"   (ctvnews.ca) divider line 134
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2013-12-28 10:30:34 AM
Why does the us have a reward on him or anything to do with those crazies? this shiat is why we can't get on a plane without getting felt up. Stop farking with the craziest assholes on the planet
 
2013-12-28 11:12:06 AM
We're just talking about drumsticks and thighs, right? Because what's the point of killing your enemy if you can't eat his heart and absorb his power?
 
2013-12-28 11:24:31 AM

NickelP: Why does the us have a reward on him or anything to do with those crazies? this shiat is why we can't get on a plane without getting felt up. Stop farking with the craziest assholes on the planet


Pretty sure this guy had nothing to do with the TSA's formation, or their choice to hire the guys who couldn't even get in as a mall security guard.
 
2013-12-28 11:49:46 AM

NickelP: Why does the us have a reward on him or anything to do with those crazies? this shiat is why we can't get on a plane without getting felt up. Stop farking with the craziest assholes on the planet


Because Nigeria is one of the largest economies in Africa, and it has oil.

Also, this asshole needs to die, and we're pretty good about paying people to make it so.  He's a monster.
 
2013-12-28 12:18:49 PM
An Islamic extremist leader in northeastern Nigeria says the bloody insurgency will continue because Allah says they must decapitate and mutilate.

The most frustrating part is that Allah doesn't even exist.  It's religion that farks people's heads into believing he does - and it's honestly not too far a step to think he's telling you to kill the people you don't like.

Religion.  Of course.  No other institution on Earth can make people that crazy.
 
2013-12-28 01:18:28 PM
Go for the eyes, Boo!
 
2013-12-28 01:18:40 PM
[Abubakar Shekau] says the bloody insurgency will continue because Allah says they must decapitate and mutilate...  but Allah forbids cannibalism.

I'm not going to buy any of this guy's duck whistles either.
 
2013-12-28 01:19:32 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Religion.  Of course.  No other institution on Earth can make people that crazy.


So you've never met Politics.
 
2013-12-28 01:22:17 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: An Islamic extremist leader in northeastern Nigeria says the bloody insurgency will continue because Allah says they must decapitate and mutilate.

The most frustrating part is that Allah doesn't even exist.  It's religion that farks people's heads into believing he does - and it's honestly not too far a step to think he's telling you to kill the people you don't like.

Religion.  Of course.  No other institution on Earth can make people that crazy.


I assume you're an atheist?

Because otherwise its a pretty big fail to not know that Jews, Christians and Muslims believes in the same god. (Muslims even consider Jesus a profet).
 
2013-12-28 01:22:21 PM

CommonName2: Benevolent Misanthrope: Religion.  Of course.  No other institution on Earth can make people that crazy.

So you've never met Politics.


Politicians are crazy, but they're not usually running around saying, "RON PAUL demands we decapitate and mutilate!"
 
2013-12-28 01:23:39 PM

spawn73: Benevolent Misanthrope: An Islamic extremist leader in northeastern Nigeria says the bloody insurgency will continue because Allah says they must decapitate and mutilate.

The most frustrating part is that Allah doesn't even exist.  It's religion that farks people's heads into believing he does - and it's honestly not too far a step to think he's telling you to kill the people you don't like.

Religion.  Of course.  No other institution on Earth can make people that crazy.

I assume you're an atheist?

Because otherwise its a pretty big fail to not know that Jews, Christians and Muslims believes in the same god. (Muslims even consider Jesus a profet).


And how many people have been killed in the name of all those religions?  I never said Islam had a monopoly on a non-existent god or on justifying horrific behavior by claiming it to be the will of the Almighty.
 
2013-12-28 01:26:16 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: An Islamic extremist leader in northeastern Nigeria says the bloody insurgency will continue because Allah says they must decapitate and mutilate.

The most frustrating part is that Allah doesn't even exist.  It's religion that farks people's heads into believing he does - and it's honestly not too far a step to think he's telling you to kill the people you don't like.

Religion.  Of course.  No other institution on Earth can make people that crazy.


I think the best evidence that there is no god is the fact that there hasn't been a good deal of heavenly smiting in the past few centuries or so, since SO MANY different variations of what is supposedly his/her/their Ultimate HOLY WORD exists currently, some of them mind bogglingly repressive and hateful towards others. I definitely would have absolutely NO patience with a bunch of meatsacks putting words in MY mouth to justify their bloodthirstiness and as we all know, humans were created in his/her/their image.
 
2013-12-28 01:26:30 PM
Can we rape the corpses?
 
2013-12-28 01:27:32 PM
Well at least stay away from the gammy leg.
 
2013-12-28 01:27:32 PM

rumpelstiltskin: We're just talking about drumsticks and thighs, right? Because what's the point of killing your enemy if you can't eat his heart and absorb his power?


And how about his  penis, huh? How about that? Speaking for myself I prefer to carry on my person my enemy's dried, mummified penis as a counter measure against penis stealing witches.

/penis
 
2013-12-28 01:27:55 PM
Allah says they must decapitate and mutilate
 
2013-12-28 01:28:17 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: An Islamic extremist leader in northeastern Nigeria says the bloody insurgency will continue because Allah says they must decapitate and mutilate.

The most frustrating part is that Allah doesn't even exist.  It's religion that farks people's heads into believing he does - and it's honestly not too far a step to think he's telling you to kill the people you don't like.

Religion.  Of course.  No other institution on Earth can make people that crazy.


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2013-12-28 01:28:20 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: CommonName2: Benevolent Misanthrope: Religion.  Of course.  No other institution on Earth can make people that crazy.

So you've never met Politics.

Politicians are crazy, but they're not usually running around saying, "RON PAUL demands we decapitate and mutilate!"


Well of course not! The first rule of the Ron Paul Club is to never mention Ron Paul demands we decapitate and mutilate.
 
2013-12-28 01:28:47 PM
It's a tough but fair policy.  I for one appreciate his candor.
 
2013-12-28 01:29:53 PM
He didnt say rape twice.
 
2013-12-28 01:36:25 PM
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2013-12-28 01:36:55 PM
I read the headline in Miracle Max's voice.
 
2013-12-28 01:39:30 PM
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I thought meat was back on the menu!
 
2013-12-28 01:43:11 PM
Well, you have to draw the line somewhere.
 
2013-12-28 01:44:46 PM
Duh, Muslims can't eat pork, even long pig.
 
2013-12-28 01:46:24 PM
Ah, that's why they attack Jews.

They're kosher.
 
2013-12-28 01:46:35 PM

Trocadero: Duh, Muslims can't eat pork, even long pig.


Mmm. Depends on if they are starving or not.

Same with Jewish dietary restrictions.

No, Victoria, you won't damn a muslim to muslim hell by coating your bullets in bacon grease.
 
2013-12-28 01:47:01 PM

The Larch: [Abubakar Shekau] says the bloody insurgency will continue because Allah says they must decapitate and mutilate...  but Allah forbids cannibalism.

I'm not going to buy any of this guy's duck whistles either.


No, no, you're doing it wrong. Do the same thing all the gays are doing with that other guy's duck whistles.

You buy ALL this guy's duck whistles, then use them in church services and Fourth of July celebrations.

Make it an American Infidel thing, then it won't be cool for Islamists to do it anymore.
 
2013-12-28 01:48:00 PM
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Is that a cigar in his right hand?
 
2013-12-28 01:50:03 PM

bwilson27: Can we rape the corpses?


Yes, but not with buttsecks. Allah forbids buttsecks.
 
2013-12-28 01:51:33 PM

The Larch: [Abubakar Shekau] says the bloody insurgency will continue because Allah says they must decapitate and mutilate...  but Allah forbids cannibalism.

I'm not going to buy any of this guy's duck whistles either.


s.quickmeme.com
 
2013-12-28 01:52:14 PM
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"I'm not getting on no plane!"
 
2013-12-28 01:52:28 PM

bwilson27: Benevolent Misanthrope: An Islamic extremist leader in northeastern Nigeria says the bloody insurgency will continue because Allah says they must decapitate and mutilate.

The most frustrating part is that Allah doesn't even exist.  It's religion that farks people's heads into believing he does - and it's honestly not too far a step to think he's telling you to kill the people you don't like.

Religion.  Of course.  No other institution on Earth can make people that crazy.

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Hurr hurr hurr... They so dum! We so smaht!
 
2013-12-28 01:54:58 PM

offmymeds: The Larch: [Abubakar Shekau] says the bloody insurgency will continue because Allah says they must decapitate and mutilate...  but Allah forbids cannibalism.

I'm not going to buy any of this guy's duck whistles either.

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This isn't vietnam, dude. There's rules in FARK debates.
 
v15
2013-12-28 02:00:35 PM
Any religion that specifies "No Cannibalism" is something to avoid. I would think that would be something everyone agrees on without a religion feeling the need of pointing it out to its adherents.
 
2013-12-28 02:01:00 PM
Best weapon against bloodthirsty Islamic Insurgents

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Watch 'em run like scalded cats!
 
2013-12-28 02:02:03 PM
Why do the world's biggest buttholes use religion as an excuse to be buttholes?

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2013-12-28 02:02:37 PM

offmymeds: The Larch: [Abubakar Shekau] says the bloody insurgency will continue because Allah says they must decapitate and mutilate...  but Allah forbids cannibalism.

I'm not going to buy any of this guy's duck whistles either.

[s.quickmeme.com image 500x457]

meh,  Duck Dynasty is like ci

vil war in Africa.   I know it exists but I just don't care.
 
2013-12-28 02:03:39 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: An Islamic extremist leader in northeastern Nigeria says the bloody insurgency will continue because Allah says they must decapitate and mutilate.

The most frustrating part is that Allah doesn't even exist.  It's religion that farks people's heads into believing he does - and it's honestly not too far a step to think he's telling you to kill the people you don't like.

Religion.  Of course.  No other institution on Earth can make people that crazy.


Moreover it is natural for a believer to be a supremacist.  If you know how god thinks and your religion tells you those that don't believe what you believe will be sent to hell by your god then why wouldn't you believe they are less than human?  Why shouldn't you do what ever you want to them?  Conquer them, enslave them, terrorize them, your god will be pleased.  And the best part is religion texts are always ambiguous so like shiates and sunnis, protestants and catholics you can always find reasons to hate people who believe similar things you do.
 
2013-12-28 02:05:03 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Best weapon against bloodthirsty Islamic Insurgents

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Watch 'em run like scalded cats!


You should go over there and try that. Let us know how good it works.

Hint: What you learned on Fox News and in Sunday Church might not reflect reality.
 
2013-12-28 02:06:15 PM
I read that headline in the voice of the mom on Bob's Burgers. She also told them to be home by the time the streetlights came on.
 
2013-12-28 02:08:54 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Best weapon against bloodthirsty Islamic Insurgents

[s30.postimg.org image 800x542]
Watch 'em run like scalded cats!


The religion forbids intentional contact. But go ahead and pit your squirt gun against their machine guns.
 
2013-12-28 02:10:27 PM
Fly a drone through his tent...problem solved.
 
2013-12-28 02:11:48 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: CommonName2: Benevolent Misanthrope: Religion.  Of course.  No other institution on Earth can make people that crazy.

So you've never met Politics.

Politicians are crazy, but they're not usually running around saying, "RON PAUL demands we decapitate and mutilate!"


That's because he isn't. But in every major war, revolution, and fascist regime, there's definite names that are held responsible - Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, etc - and none of them are "God", even if they self-identify as such. I'm always amazed by faith-haters who insist that A) religion is nothing but falsehoods and baloney, but also B) it has the magical ability to make people behave in ways they wouldn't have done otherwise. Yes, religion is sometimes used as a way to manipulate others into performing cruel acts, but not as often as nationalism and defense are used. (And keep in mind, religion can also be used to encourage people to do good acts, not something generally achieved by nationalism or defense, so that's a point in religion's favor.) If you erase all religion, you won't stop people from hurting and killing each other. You'll just strip away one of the many, many justifications we give for doing what we wanted to do anyway.

Besides, if you dismiss every religious rule as nonsense that someone pulled out of their ass, you're still acknowledging that there was a someone who wrote those rules, and they created them to satisfy a very human need to control other humans. If that's not politics, I don't know what is.
 
2013-12-28 02:12:31 PM
Boko Haram leader: Decapitate, mutilate but no cannibalism

Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/boko-haram-leader-decapitate-mutilate-but - no-cannibalism-1.1609965#ixzz2onZ0YFaW


Damn, the thought of bloody, mutilated, headless corpses turns me a whiter shade of pale.
 
2013-12-28 02:13:47 PM

Krustofsky: [www.ctvnews.ca image 620x348]
Is that a cigar in his right hand?


No, It's a modified toilet paper roller. In case he finds toilet paper in Nigeria.
 
v15
2013-12-28 02:15:07 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Best weapon against bloodthirsty Islamic Insurgents


Watch 'em run like scalded cats!


Bomb their top 10 holy sites in the Middle East.
 
2013-12-28 02:20:23 PM

v15: Bomb their top 10 holy sites in the Middle East.


That would probably include Jerusalem.
 
2013-12-28 02:20:28 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Best weapon against bloodthirsty Islamic Insurgents


Watch 'em run like scalded cats!


That got some good bites so far.
 
2013-12-28 02:22:12 PM

TV's Vinnie: Why do the world's biggest buttholes use religion as an excuse to be buttholes?

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You really have to ask that question while your doing the very same thing?
 
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