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(The Daily Progress)   Remember the ABC agent who accosted the college woman for buying water? Turns out, he was moved around and passed over for promotion because his bosses were concerned about his abilities. Of course, he's suing   (dailyprogress.com) divider line 6
    More: Followup, special agents, ABC agents, administrative hearings, Lynchburg, promotions  
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2013-12-28 01:28:48 PM  
2 votes:
That was a tough article to read. It's like it was written in English, but followed the sentence construction rules of Farsi. I think the writer achieved the grammatical version of a Magic Eye image, where in order to grasp the true picture of what's there, you have to cross your eyes and stare until some of the words overlap and transpose themselves.
2013-12-28 12:26:01 PM  
2 votes:
It's easy to mistake American beer and water. That wouldn't have happened if they were serving Australian beer.

/Bruce
2013-12-28 12:37:03 PM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: ZAZ: rumpelstiltskin

You're right. False arrest guy was promoted to supervisor and the acting supervisor he displaced filed a grievance.

No wonder the ABC is so poorly-run: they promote guys who can't even tell the difference between water and beer.


[insert joke about American beer here]

/[insert comment about veal here]
2013-12-28 12:32:13 PM  
1 votes:

ZAZ: The summer before Taylor led the operation in which authorities charged Daly, 20, with three felonies after agents mistook water for beer, the head of ABC's law enforcement wing decided Taylor had lost command of his troops in Lynchburg and asked him to transfer to Staunton.

Sounds like the Catholic Church. And probably many other large organizations where it's hard to fire bad employees.



Except in the Catholic Church, that water could have been turned to wine at any moment!

/Catholic traffic stops would go something like:
"Why do you have a body in the back seat?"
"That's a box of 'Nilla Wafers."
"Oh, sure, *now* it is. I've got my eye on you. Cannibal."
2013-12-28 12:04:39 PM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: ZAZ: rumpelstiltskin

You're right. False arrest guy was promoted to supervisor and the acting supervisor he displaced filed a grievance.

No wonder the ABC is so poorly-run: they promote guys who can't even tell the difference between water and beer.


Ever have bud lite?
2013-12-28 12:01:37 PM  
1 votes:
I was hoping this was about Amy's Baking Company.
 
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