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(Deadline)   Twitter's stock price drops 13% after influential analyst points out "nothing has changed in the past 15 days." But before you weep for the impending collapse of Twitter, note that it's still valued at $34.7 billion   (deadline.com) divider line 13
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2013-12-28 12:11:52 PM
Patton Oswalt's brand endorsements are worth at least $500 million annually.
 
2013-12-28 01:48:49 PM
Sell, Mortimer!  Sell!  Sell!
 
2013-12-28 01:50:03 PM
This is what happens when your company's valuation depends on celebrities embarrassing themselves on your product and none of them do on a given day.
 
2013-12-28 02:21:37 PM

jjorsett: This is what happens when your company's valuation depends on celebrities embarrassing themselves on your product and none of them do on a given day.


Pretty much.  At least facebook has a somewhat more predictable sustainable business model.

/one trick ponies rarely last long in the tech industry.
 
2013-12-28 02:43:49 PM

gingerjet: At least facebook has a somewhat more predictable sustainable business model.


Funny, I've always assumed Facebook's business model is to confuse their users into eventually clicking on an ad.
 
2013-12-28 02:55:55 PM
Morons obviously have never heard the expression " If its not broken don't fix it"
 
2013-12-28 03:01:47 PM

MrEricSir: gingerjet: At least facebook has a somewhat more predictable sustainable business model.

Funny, I've always assumed Facebook's business model is to confuse their users into eventually clicking on an ad.


Seems like that's Twitter's only revenue stream too.  At least Facebook gets money from its game developers, I would think.
 
2013-12-28 04:12:16 PM
Wall Street never learns...

When this bubble bursts, and it will, 2008 will look like a Bull Market...
 
2013-12-28 05:45:21 PM

jpo2269: Wall Street never learns...


Greed is a disease that causes a blindness toward the future.
 
2013-12-28 05:52:12 PM
Bought 200 shares at 40.14, sold 100 at 66, I'll hold the remaining 100 for a little while to see how things shake out. I guess that flies in the face of the fark.com investment geniuses, reporting in from the Swiss villas and yachts but I'm just crazy that way.
 
2013-12-28 07:42:04 PM

dforkus: Bought 200 shares at 40.14, sold 100 at 66, I'll hold the remaining 100 for a little while to see how things shake out. I guess that flies in the face of the fark.com investment geniuses, reporting in from the Swiss villas and yachts but I'm just crazy that way.


And I just went to Vegas and won six hands at Blackjack. Clearly this nonsense about a house advantage is a lie.
 
2013-12-28 07:56:47 PM

jjorsett: dforkus: Bought 200 shares at 40.14, sold 100 at 66, I'll hold the remaining 100 for a little while to see how things shake out. I guess that flies in the face of the fark.com investment geniuses, reporting in from the Swiss villas and yachts but I'm just crazy that way.

And I just went to Vegas and won six hands at Blackjack. Clearly this nonsense about a house advantage is a lie.


Wow, you are as lucky in blackjack as you are bad at analogies
 
2013-12-29 02:22:22 AM

dforkus: Bought 200 shares at 40.14, sold 100 at 66, I'll hold the remaining 100 for a little while to see how things shake out. I guess that flies in the face of the fark.com investment geniuses, reporting in from the Swiss villas and yachts but I'm just crazy that way.


I got 2000 shares at $46.  Maybe I should have sold but I didn't want to get ass farked in taxes this year.

I'll hold on and see what happens.
 
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