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(Philly.com)   Troy Aikman has had so many concussions that he thinks Kyle Orton is a better QB than Tony Romo   (philly.com) divider line 104
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2013-12-28 08:28:42 AM  
Aikman is basically saying here that Garrett and his staff are too dumb to realize they shoud run the ball more, so much so that being forced to play a less skilled QB will force the head coach into a better gameplan.

That makes sense as far as it goes, but what happens when Orton has to throw the ball? If Romo's 2-1 TD-INT ratio bothers you, Orton is closer to 3-2. On the other hand, Orton can't convert a third down, so he'll have fewer opportunities.
 
2013-12-28 11:01:34 AM  
It's like a choir of angels is singing that article. Aikman implies coaching staff too stupid to make a good game plan, but will be forced into a good one, greater focus on running, by subpar QB. Turns out he's wrong about the fact that running more is the beat option as Eagles excel at stopping the run. It is giant fail sandwich of deliciousness.
 
2013-12-28 11:03:20 AM  
And if you're the Eagles D, you stack the box with 8 on every down.  Force Orton to beat you with his arm.
 
2013-12-28 11:06:52 AM  
I love it when Captain coontcussion gets one of those 'remember when' questions from the Shoepisser and he gets all quiet and goes  "...no, I don't remember that at all".

There aren't many that I would wish what he has on, but it fits him to a T.
 
2013-12-28 11:10:15 AM  
In other news, apparently folks give a rat's rectum about Troy Aikman's opinion.
 
2013-12-28 11:10:31 AM  
Think there might be a difference why, at this point in their respective careers, Romo is a starting QB and Orton is a back up?  Just spitballing, but might it be that Romo is better than Orton?  I'm not a Cowboy hater; they're just not the team I root for in the NFC East.  But, you do have to look at things without blinders of either emnity towards the team or a desire to make a bold statement.  There's a main reason why the Cowboys have wallowed in mediocrity since their glory days and it isn't Tony Romo.
 
2013-12-28 11:15:03 AM  

xaks: I love it when Captain coontcussion gets one of those 'remember when' questions from the Shoepisser and he gets all quiet and goes  "...no, I don't remember that at all".

There aren't many that I would wish what he has on, but it fits him to a T.


Captain concussion and Shoepisser.

The Shoepisser story may be my favorite story on fark.
 
2013-12-28 11:16:27 AM  
Aikman is basically saying here that Garrett and his staff are too dumb to realize they shoud run the ball more, so much so that being forced to play a less skilled QB will force the head coach into a better gameplan.

nail on head
 
2013-12-28 11:17:17 AM  
Captain Neckbeard cares not for running. Prepare yourselves Iggles, for the Dragon shall be unleashed.
 
2013-12-28 11:21:49 AM  
rumpelstiltskin:

That makes sense as far as it goes, but what happens when Orton has to throw the ball? If Romo's 2-1 3-1 TD-INT ratio bothers you, Orton is closer to 3-2. On the other hand, Orton can't convert a third down, so he'll have fewer opportunities.
 
2013-12-28 11:23:14 AM  
So the Eagles just unleashed 54 on the Bears and now they're going to play a team with an even worse defense.  An historically bad defense.

I think you could put Brady or Manning (the good one) in at QB for Dallas this week and they still lose.  By a lot.
 
2013-12-28 11:41:48 AM  
Will Cowboys fans rally around Orton if he wins?
 
2013-12-28 11:44:10 AM  

lifeboat: So the Eagles just unleashed 54 on the Bears and now they're going to play a team with an even worse defense.  An historically bad defense.

I think you could put Brady or Manning (the good one) in at QB for Dallas this week and they still lose.  By a lot.


This Eagles team is very bipolar. They're either world beaters like they were last week or lose to the Vikings 2 weeks ago or go 2 weeks w/o a touchdown.
 
2013-12-28 11:48:25 AM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Will Cowboys fans rally around Orton if he wins?


Cowboy fans would rally around Obama if he brought them the Lombardi
 
2013-12-28 11:48:58 AM  

lifeboat: So the Eagles just unleashed 54 on the Bears and now they're going to play a team with an even worse defense.  An historically bad defense.

I think you could put Brady or Manning (the good one) in at QB for Dallas this week and they still lose.  By a lot.


That historically bad defense held them to three points (and Foles to 80 yards) last time they met.

Rivalry games (especially in the NFC east) don't often follow historical trends.
 
2013-12-28 11:52:00 AM  

youngandstupid: lifeboat: So the Eagles just unleashed 54 on the Bears and now they're going to play a team with an even worse defense.  An historically bad defense.

I think you could put Brady or Manning (the good one) in at QB for Dallas this week and they still lose.  By a lot.

This Eagles team is very bipolar. They're either world beaters like they were last week or lose to the Vikings 2 weeks ago or go 2 weeks w/o a touchdown.


Yup, very true.  I just think with this being the end of the season, plus coming off of such a dominant performance, plus going up against such an abysmal defense, they're likely to win big here.  But, yeah - you never know sometimes.
 
2013-12-28 12:00:55 PM  
For tomorrow only: Fly, Eagles, Fly
 
2013-12-28 12:03:29 PM  

LucklessWonder: For tomorrow only: Fly, Eagles, Fly

 
2013-12-28 12:05:38 PM  
All Romo ever does is choke at key moments. No matter how good his stats look the rest of the time, he is defined by those failures because they make the team lose. Orton is indeed better, but like Rodney Dangerfield, he gets no respect. The year Da Bears got to the Super Bowl only to lose to Indy, they got there in spite of Rex Grossman and because of Kyle Orton.
 
2013-12-28 12:09:15 PM  
I don't care, I like watching the cowboys lose.
 
2013-12-28 12:11:56 PM  
Dallas' best chance Sunday is to receive the opening kickoff and have a 30 minute scoring drive, then recover the onside kickoff for the second half and have another 30 minute scoring drive.  Don't even have a punter active for the game.  Every series is the full 4 downs.

As drastic as this is, I really don't have much hope for the Cowboys if they let the Iggles get their hands on the football.
 
2013-12-28 12:13:38 PM  
If the Cowboys progress into the playoffs, will Jon Kitna keep the rest of his salary or donate it back to his school for each consecutive week he has to "suit up"?  If he does the latter, well, man....this post is a bit dusty.
 
2013-12-28 12:19:39 PM  
Statistically, Orton was the best QB in Denver since Elway prior to Manning's arrival
 
2013-12-28 12:32:13 PM  

uncoveror: All Romo ever does is choke at key moments. No matter how good his stats look the rest of the time, he is defined by those failures because they make the team lose. Orton is indeed better, but like Rodney Dangerfield, he gets no respect. The year Da Bears got to the Super Bowl only to lose to Indy, they got there in spite of Rex Grossman and because of Kyle Orton.


That was a long time ago.  The last time he started, he got benched for TEBOW.  Good quarterbacks don't get benched for Tebow.
 
2013-12-28 12:39:43 PM  

Beware_Me: uncoveror: All Romo ever does is choke at key moments. No matter how good his stats look the rest of the time, he is defined by those failures because they make the team lose. Orton is indeed better, but like Rodney Dangerfield, he gets no respect. The year Da Bears got to the Super Bowl only to lose to Indy, they got there in spite of Rex Grossman and because of Kyle Orton.

That was a long time ago.  The last time he started, he got benched for TEBOW.  Good quarterbacks don't get benched for Tebow.


So you're saying Sanchez is a good quarterback?
 
2013-12-28 12:42:27 PM  

Klivian: Beware_Me: uncoveror: All Romo ever does is choke at key moments. No matter how good his stats look the rest of the time, he is defined by those failures because they make the team lose. Orton is indeed better, but like Rodney Dangerfield, he gets no respect. The year Da Bears got to the Super Bowl only to lose to Indy, they got there in spite of Rex Grossman and because of Kyle Orton.

That was a long time ago.  The last time he started, he got benched for TEBOW.  Good quarterbacks don't get benched for Tebow.

So you're saying Sanchez is a good quarterback?


Exactly my question!  At the very least, I think he's implying that Buttfumble is a better QB than Neckbeard.
 
2013-12-28 01:03:48 PM  
Even I am not bias enough against Romo to say that
 
2013-12-28 01:10:43 PM  

Snapper Carr: lifeboat: So the Eagles just unleashed 54 on the Bears and now they're going to play a team with an even worse defense.  An historically bad defense.

I think you could put Brady or Manning (the good one) in at QB for Dallas this week and they still lose.  By a lot.

That historically bad defense held them to three points (and Foles to 80 yards) last time they met.

Rivalry games (especially in the NFC east) don't often follow historical trends.


And how many of that starting D are starting tomorrow?

Since that game the Eagles are 6-2, averaging 31.125 Points per game and generating 416.6 net offensive yards per game.

Foles has thrown 19 touchdowns with just two INTs

McCoy is averaging 99 yards per game with 6 Touchdowns rushing, and 4 more by the other backs and Foles.

I don't feel like compiling the receiving stats, but they're pretty lofty. TDs to, I think 5 different receivers.

The defense is holding opponents to 14.5 Points per game (average) and 375 net offensive yards per game.

What exactly should the Eagles be worried about?
 
2013-12-28 01:10:54 PM  
Murray will be the star for Dallas on Sunday. Not being an Orton hater, just saying their best chance to win is ball-control and putting Orton in position of game-manager rather than vertical challenger.  And they better limit Philly to 10-11 possessions at most.

That said, Orton will have to make 2-3 plays on third down to maintain possessions.  If so, Dallas wins, 21-20.

If not, then Philadelphia, 41-10.

YHIHF
 
2013-12-28 01:14:34 PM  

SithLord: If the Cowboys progress into the playoffs, will Jon Kitna keep the rest of his salary or donate it back to his school for each consecutive week he has to "suit up"?  If he does the latter, well, man....this post is a bit dusty.


That'd be the coolest way for a teacher to be absent (except if he ends up playing).

"Hey kids, you're going to have a substitute for the next week or so - ol' Mr. Kitna needs to go try to save someone's season."
 
2013-12-28 01:15:00 PM  

Snapper Carr: lifeboat: So the Eagles just unleashed 54 on the Bears and now they're going to play a team with an even worse defense.  An historically bad defense.

I think you could put Brady or Manning (the good one) in at QB for Dallas this week and they still lose.  By a lot.

That historically bad defense held them to three points (and Foles to 80 yards) last time they met.

Rivalry games (especially in the NFC east) don't often follow historical trends.


We had Sean Lee in that "held to 3 points" game & he had a big impact. No Sean Lee this time. I certainly hope we get the Vikings game version of the Eagles, but I'm not holding my breath.

You're dead right about the rivalry games, though. Anything is possibuuuuullllllll!
 
2013-12-28 01:18:17 PM  
Oh and Troy Aikman didn't say that. Misleading headline is just outright lying.
 
2013-12-28 01:18:25 PM  

Dougie AXP: Snapper Carr: lifeboat: So the Eagles just unleashed 54 on the Bears and now they're going to play a team with an even worse defense.  An historically bad defense.

I think you could put Brady or Manning (the good one) in at QB for Dallas this week and they still lose.  By a lot.

That historically bad defense held them to three points (and Foles to 80 yards) last time they met.

Rivalry games (especially in the NFC east) don't often follow historical trends.

And how many of that starting D are starting tomorrow?

Since that game the Eagles are 6-2, averaging 31.125 Points per game and generating 416.6 net offensive yards per game.

Foles has thrown 19 touchdowns with just two INTs

McCoy is averaging 99 yards per game with 6 Touchdowns rushing, and 4 more by the other backs and Foles.

I don't feel like compiling the receiving stats, but they're pretty lofty. TDs to, I think 5 different receivers.

The defense is holding opponents to 14.5 Points per game (average) and 375 net offensive yards per game.

What exactly should the Eagles be worried about?


Another letdown like the Vikings game?

They've actually struggled a lot this season, but just looking at the box score rarely shows it. The defense seems to be more vulnerable in the second half. You might say it's because they've been sitting on leads, but teams come too far back into games that should have been over at halftime, for example the Skins games this year. It seems like if a team figures out the defensive scheme, they have little trouble moving the ball.

They're actually not as good against the run as the numbers suggest. A lot of teams have had to abandon the run because of what the Eagles offense does early in games, and they do generate a few negative yardage plays, but if a team commits to the ground, there are some big holes to run through. See the 2nd Giants game where Jacobs and Hillis gouged them at times.

If the Eagles make the playoffs, they are a serious dark horse, when they're on they can match up against any team in the league, but they are not immune from laying an egg.
 
2013-12-28 01:25:28 PM  
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2013-12-28 01:25:33 PM  

Dougie AXP: Snapper Carr: lifeboat: So the Eagles just unleashed 54 on the Bears and now they're going to play a team with an even worse defense.  An historically bad defense.

I think you could put Brady or Manning (the good one) in at QB for Dallas this week and they still lose.  By a lot.

That historically bad defense held them to three points (and Foles to 80 yards) last time they met.

Rivalry games (especially in the NFC east) don't often follow historical trends.

And how many of that starting D are starting tomorrow?

Since that game the Eagles are 6-2, averaging 31.125 Points per game and generating 416.6 net offensive yards per game.

Foles has thrown 19 touchdowns with just two INTs

McCoy is averaging 99 yards per game with 6 Touchdowns rushing, and 4 more by the other backs and Foles.

I don't feel like compiling the receiving stats, but they're pretty lofty. TDs to, I think 5 different receivers.

The defense is holding opponents to 14.5 Points per game (average) and 375 net offensive yards per game.

What exactly should the Eagles be worried about?


New Coach w/o any NFL Experience, really young QB, an inconsistent D, a repeated inability to hold a lead into the 4th Qtr, on the road all against another professional football team that's fighting for their careers.

The Eagles are playing with house money this year, so win or lose I'm happy with this year and the future of this team.
 
2013-12-28 01:25:53 PM  

netweavr: Captain Neckbeard cares not for running. Prepare yourselves Iggles, for the Dragon shall be unleashed.


You misspelled dagron.
 
2013-12-28 01:29:57 PM  

Dougie AXP: What exactly should the Eagles be worried about?


Going up against a back-up QB who's barely touched the ball at all, and therefore has nothing to lose by pretending to be The Good Manning?  (See: Cassell, Matt)

The Eagles defense, for whatever reason, seems to have a horrid time stopping the opponent in situations which should be a "gimme". Whether it's a backup QB, a third-string RB or WR, or a 3rd-and-23, the defense simply can't play well. In fact, if the Cowboys want a lot of success, they should just put themselves into 3rd-and-8 (or longer) situations most of the time.
 
2013-12-28 01:30:47 PM  

Komplex: Dougie AXP: Snapper Carr: lifeboat: So the Eagles just unleashed 54 on the Bears and now they're going to play a team with an even worse defense.  An historically bad defense.

I think you could put Brady or Manning (the good one) in at QB for Dallas this week and they still lose.  By a lot.

That historically bad defense held them to three points (and Foles to 80 yards) last time they met.

Rivalry games (especially in the NFC east) don't often follow historical trends.

And how many of that starting D are starting tomorrow?

Since that game the Eagles are 6-2, averaging 31.125 Points per game and generating 416.6 net offensive yards per game.

Foles has thrown 19 touchdowns with just two INTs

McCoy is averaging 99 yards per game with 6 Touchdowns rushing, and 4 more by the other backs and Foles.

I don't feel like compiling the receiving stats, but they're pretty lofty. TDs to, I think 5 different receivers.

The defense is holding opponents to 14.5 Points per game (average) and 375 net offensive yards per game.

What exactly should the Eagles be worried about?

New Coach w/o any NFL Experience, really young QB, an inconsistent D, a repeated inability to hold a lead into the 4th Qtr, on the road all against another professional football team that's fighting for their careers.

The Eagles are playing with house money this year, so win or lose I'm happy with this year and the future of this team.


Oh I agree. I was just referring to explicitly against Dallas.

I have no delusions of them going all the way but to me: this game is the game. If they make the playoffs I don't see them making it past the Panthers or Seahawks.

And whoever makes it to the Super Bowl from the NFC is going to have their hands full with no matter who comes out of the AFC. Especially if it's the Broncos.
 
2013-12-28 01:36:37 PM  
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BUT MEAN SPIRITED COWBOYS THREADS ARE NOT FUNNY NOW!!!!

STAHP!
 
2013-12-28 01:39:53 PM  

mikaloyd: ATTENTION COWBOYS THREAD SUBMITTERS AND ADMINS
FACT:COWBOYS THREADS WERE FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY..

BUT MEAN SPIRITED COWBOYS THREADS ARE NOT FUNNY NOW!!!!

STAHP!


Jesus, change your tampon
 
2013-12-28 01:43:11 PM  

Dougie AXP: Jesus, change your tampon


You sir are ruining this community. Ruining it.
 
2013-12-28 01:48:22 PM  

mikaloyd: Dougie AXP: Jesus, change your tampon

You sir are ruining this community. Ruining it.


I've been called worse. lol
 
2013-12-28 01:55:45 PM  

Dougie AXP: mikaloyd: Dougie AXP: Jesus, change your tampon

You sir are ruining this community. Ruining it.

I've been called worse. lol


Any of it true?
 
2013-12-28 01:58:11 PM  

mikaloyd: ATTENTION COWBOYS THREAD SUBMITTERS AND ADMINS
FACT:COWBOYS THREADS WERE FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY..

BUT MEAN SPIRITED COWBOYS THREADS ARE NOT FUNNY NOW!!!!

STAHP!


I still do several, or variations of the things you have listed.
 
2013-12-28 02:02:18 PM  

mikaloyd: Dougie AXP: mikaloyd: Dougie AXP: Jesus, change your tampon

You sir are ruining this community. Ruining it.

I've been called worse. lol

Any of it true?


Most of it.
 
2013-12-28 02:07:12 PM  
Dude, I was hardcore and only played legendary.
 
2013-12-28 02:49:30 PM  

mikaloyd: Dougie AXP: Jesus, change your tampon

You sir are ruining this community. Ruining it.


I suggest attempting to make your humor funny.
 
2013-12-28 02:50:30 PM  
You know, I'm a well-known Cowboys hater here and if JerryWorld were to burn down tomorrow I'd probably laugh, but I gotta tell you guys, this intense spamming of Cowboys threads is getting old even for me. Let's all be honest for a minute: as much as we make fun of Romo, none of us would be unhappy to have him on our favorite teams. It's fun to take shots at him for his fumble and for the few games that he has notably lost that maybe ought to have won, but we've all seen that with our teams' quarterbacks as well.

The point is that I cannot wait until the game is over so this can end. I never thought bagging on the Cowboys would get old, but man, has it ever.
 
2013-12-28 02:51:37 PM  

mikaloyd: ATTENTION COWBOYS THREAD SUBMITTERS AND ADMINS
FACT:COWBOYS THREADS WERE FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY..

BUT MEAN SPIRITED COWBOYS THREADS ARE NOT FUNNY NOW!!!!

STAHP!


It was hardly necessary to send this Western Union.
 
2013-12-28 03:12:37 PM  

mikaloyd: ATTENTION COWBOYS THREAD SUBMITTERS AND ADMINS
FACT:COWBOYS THREADS WERE FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY..

BUT MEAN SPIRITED COWBOYS THREADS ARE NOT FUNNY NOW!!!!

STAHP!


You put a big smile on my face with this rant, and you're right.  Someone's busting a nut over busting the balls of Cowboys fans.

IAmRight: SithLord: If the Cowboys progress into the playoffs, will Jon Kitna keep the rest of his salary or donate it back to his school for each consecutive week he has to "suit up"?  If he does the latter, well, man....this post is a bit dusty.

That'd be the coolest way for a teacher to be absent (except if he ends up playing).

"Hey kids, you're going to have a substitute for the next week or so - ol' Mr. Kitna needs to go try to save someone's season."


You're both right.  That would be beyond awesome if Kitna got multiple paychecks from the Cowboys, had to miss a week because of it, and donated everything to the school.  That makes him the best high school Math teacher EVAR!
 
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