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(Some 'want to be frog' guy)   Le poof. 90e anniversaire de la mort de Gustave Eiffel: les illuminations de sa plus célèbre création. Très bien   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Gustave Eiffel, Le Monde, Qui, Ans  
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2013-12-28 06:46:36 PM  
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skinink: Best view of the Eiffel Tower is from the Tour Montparnasse. Only 14 Euros to get in and hardly as crowded as the Eiffel. And you can see all of Paris with an unobstruted view, because the Montparnasse and the Eiffel are the only two tall structures in Paris.

It's the best view in Paris because you can't see the Tour Montparnasse.

/Moving to Rennes in 2 weeks
//Au revoir!
2013-12-28 10:31:12 AM  
1 vote:
You know who else liked looking at the Eiffel Tower?
2013-12-28 10:12:51 AM  
1 vote:

SecretAgentWoman: Vous vissez, subby.

ça ne veut pas dire ce que tu penses que ça veut dire.
2013-12-28 09:59:06 AM  
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2013-12-28 09:56:56 AM  
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Le Poof.

Way to lead with homophobia, Subby.
2013-12-28 09:55:54 AM  
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SecretAgentWoman: Vous vissez, subby.

I believe the phrase you're looking for is "casse-toi, Subby."  Or perhaps, "va te faire enculer," which is rather more colorful (it literally means "go get sodomized") but gets the same figurative idea across.  "Vous vissez," in addition to inappropriately using the more-respectful vous conjugation, is about the kinds of screws you'd buy at the hardware store, not the kind you'd buy in the alley behind the hardware store.

/cussing in French really is like wiping one's ass with a silk handkerchief
2013-12-28 09:54:02 AM  
1 vote:
... but I am le tired...
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