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(UPI)   Woman stabs her father over a disagreement about the Big Dipper. Police say he should just be thankful they weren't arguing over a shooting star   (upi.com) divider line 30
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2013-12-28 09:00:23 AM
"And THAT's the Northern Dagger!"
 
2013-12-28 09:00:34 AM
Was she a pole-aris dancer?
 
2013-12-28 09:01:41 AM
"She said he accidentally ran into the knife"
 
2013-12-28 09:11:00 AM
This why I hold to the time-honored credo of never arguing religion, politics or Wilt Chamberlain.
 
2013-12-28 09:11:43 AM
More like he should be thankful he isn't already dead.
 
2013-12-28 09:17:50 AM

Roadogs: "She said he accidentally ran into the knife"


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-28 09:18:20 AM
Maybe he said something about Urainus.
 
2013-12-28 09:23:53 AM
methinks this wasn't a stabbing about constellations, but more of a straw that broke the camel's back. Dad constantly telling daughter she's wrong about everything and she finally gets stabby after 22 years.
 
2013-12-28 09:30:43 AM

The_Original_Roxtar: methinks this wasn't a stabbing about constellations, but more of a straw that broke the camel's back. Dad constantly telling daughter she's wrong about everything and she finally gets stabby after 22 years.


As usual, you don't know what you're talking about
 
2013-12-28 09:33:05 AM
Arc to Arcturus, spike to Spica.  You can't explain that.
 
2013-12-28 09:34:38 AM

Marquis de Sod: The_Original_Roxtar: methinks this wasn't a stabbing about constellations, but more of a straw that broke the camel's back. Dad constantly telling daughter she's wrong about everything and she finally gets stabby after 22 years.

As usual, you don't know what you're talking about


I dunno. I've narrowly avoided throttling a wanna-be pedant who would drive the most serene person mad at times. Don't miss the guy. At. All.
 
2013-12-28 09:35:28 AM
At least they weren't arguing over the archer.
 
2013-12-28 09:36:43 AM

Marquis de Sod: The_Original_Roxtar: methinks this wasn't a stabbing about constellations, but more of a straw that broke the camel's back. Dad constantly telling daughter she's wrong about everything and she finally gets stabby after 22 years.

As usual, you don't know what you're talking about


Well, she is blond and has been likely told she is wrong a lot.

/accidentally walking into things runs in the family, like mom was always walking into doors.
 
2013-12-28 09:47:53 AM
It's a streetlight, God damn you!!
 
2013-12-28 09:59:56 AM
i1182.photobucket.com

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Omae wa mo
Shinderu. :P
 
2013-12-28 10:08:01 AM
She didn't mean to stab him, it was a complete asterism.
 
2013-12-28 10:12:10 AM

Marquis de Sod: The_Original_Roxtar: methinks this wasn't a stabbing about constellations, but more of a straw that broke the camel's back. Dad constantly telling daughter she's wrong about everything and she finally gets stabby after 22 years.

As usual, you don't know what you're talking about


so you're the stabby girl then? how else could you know for certain what her motives were?
my post was speculation... a guess.
 
2013-12-28 10:27:34 AM
Helllllo Bayyyyyyyyybeeee!

Oh wait. Dipper. Never mind.
 
2013-12-28 11:01:45 AM
She must have stabbed him with a spoon then.
 
2013-12-28 11:15:24 AM
www.grubgrade.com
 
2013-12-28 11:17:18 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-28 11:27:50 AM

The_Original_Roxtar: Marquis de Sod: The_Original_Roxtar: methinks this wasn't a stabbing about constellations, but more of a straw that broke the camel's back. Dad constantly telling daughter she's wrong about everything and she finally gets stabby after 22 years.

As usual, you don't know what you're talking about

so you're the stabby girl then? how else could you know for certain what her motives were?
my post was speculation... a guess.


(whoosh)
 
2013-12-28 11:38:34 AM

Marquis de Sod: The_Original_Roxtar: Marquis de Sod: The_Original_Roxtar: methinks this wasn't a stabbing about constellations, but more of a straw that broke the camel's back. Dad constantly telling daughter she's wrong about everything and she finally gets stabby after 22 years.

As usual, you don't know what you're talking about

so you're the stabby girl then? how else could you know for certain what her motives were?
my post was speculation... a guess.

(whoosh)


aaahhhhh.... touche.
/some jokes don't translate well to text.
 
2013-12-28 12:22:48 PM

Roadogs: "She said he accidentally ran into the knife"



Sirius-ly.
 
2013-12-28 12:43:39 PM
Intellectual trailer trash.
 
2013-12-28 12:49:30 PM
Ah, the holiday's, when families get together for the annual, festive "stabbing over astronomy" tradition.  Good thing they weren't arguing about quantum chromodynamics or something, because dad would have been beheaded.
 
2013-12-28 05:36:51 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: methinks this wasn't a stabbing about constellations, but more of a straw that broke the camel's back. Dad constantly telling daughter she's wrong about everything and she finally gets stabby after 22 years.


Of course it's about something else, but that wouldn't get the site any clicks.  Saying it's because of constellations (or silverware, ore concert tickets) is what the people need in order to laugh and feel superior to someone...anyone.
 
2013-12-28 05:39:51 PM
The father was then hospitalized with seven stab wounds in his chest.
 
2013-12-28 06:09:05 PM

Fluid: The father was then hospitalized with seven stab wounds in his chest.


The Seven Stabsters?
 
2013-12-28 08:03:16 PM

Fluid: The father was then hospitalized with seven stab wounds in his chest.


marathon.bungie.org

Hates when that happens.
 
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