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(Daily Mail)   Britney Spears' new six-pack abs are not real? Come on, leave Britney alone   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 51
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2013-12-28 09:02:10 AM
Turn her away from my bedroom, I will not stand for such trickery!
 
2013-12-28 09:05:09 AM
She also has a six pack on her ass.
 
2013-12-28 09:21:06 AM

MtnByker: Turn her away from my bedroom, I will not stand for such trickery!


Well, if you don't want her...


Oh, and..

jamiedubs.com
 
2013-12-28 09:34:05 AM
Who cares if she did? Most of these Hollywood types look a whole lot different without their make up.
 
2013-12-28 09:47:17 AM
I'd still give her the best 5 seconds of disappointment she'd have all day.
 
2013-12-28 10:03:51 AM
Dear Daily Mail, Fark and Subby: This article is bad and you should feel bad.
 
2013-12-28 10:14:50 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Entertainers sometimes use makeup to enhance their image and look like something they are not in real life.
 
2013-12-28 10:25:59 AM
 
2013-12-28 10:42:51 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-28 10:45:48 AM
great legs, but seriously - that hot bod is gone, brit.  put some clothes on.  she no longer has that hour glass shape - she is shaped like a barrel. no waist at all.
 
2013-12-28 10:50:18 AM
that was a commercial not an article
 
2013-12-28 10:50:49 AM

frepnog: great legs, but seriously - that hot bod is gone, brit.  put some clothes on.  she no longer has that hour glass shape - she is shaped like a barrel. no waist at all.


It's 0th hour glass shape
 
2013-12-28 11:01:03 AM

frepnog: great legs, but seriously - that hot bod is gone, brit.  put some clothes on.  she no longer has that hour glass shape - she is shaped like a barrel. no waist at all.


You say this like it's a bad thing.
 
2013-12-28 11:07:10 AM
MILF
 
2013-12-28 11:09:14 AM

23FPB23: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x1280]


I really, really don't wanna know what that compressor hose is connected to.

Kanemano: that was a commercial not an article


also this
 
2013-12-28 11:53:20 AM

frepnog: great legs, but seriously - that hot bod is gone, brit.  put some clothes on.  she no longer has that hour glass shape - she is shaped like a barrel. no waist at all.


I agree with everything but the hour glass figure part. She's never had that, just a nice body.
 
2013-12-28 12:16:33 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: I'd still give her the best 5 seconds of disappointment she'd have all day.


Pffffft I could make it to 10....


And all the guys in here saying her body is shiat are not farking anything hotter and girls that are biatching are jealous.
 
2013-12-28 12:24:53 PM

steamingpile: And all the guys in here saying her body is shiat


I didn't say that, exactly.  I would fark Brit until my farking penis fell off.  I am just saying that currently she does not have the body required to wear the outfits they are putting her in.  She needs ALOT more workout time.  It is her only real job - looking hot.  She still has a good body and KILLER legs, but she just doesn't have GaGa's bod, and that is the bod you need to pull off (HA) those outfits.

/not a GaGa fan, but admit freely that she won the freaking genetic lottery where her body is concerned.
 
2013-12-28 12:29:03 PM

steamingpile: Pffffft I could make it to 10....


I wasn't counting on the time it took to get my shorts off and climb on.
 
2013-12-28 12:30:10 PM
That's ok, I'd still have her wrap her legs around my head and wear her like a feedbag and go to town like the family from Honey Boo Boo at Golden Corral.
 
2013-12-28 12:32:29 PM
img73.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-28 12:48:29 PM
Meh, if you've ever been to a Cirque show almost everyone wears muscle suits or has makeup'd abs
 
2013-12-28 12:59:49 PM
Make-up abs is an OUTRAGE, but mouthing the words to a recorded sound track and lip-synching your entire "performance" is now acceptable as "live entertainment".
 
2013-12-28 01:05:00 PM
i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-28 01:05:39 PM

farkstorm: mouthing the words to a recorded sound track and lip-synching your entire "performance" is now acceptable as "live entertainment".


no one goes to see Brit sing.

you go for the show.  you simply can not do all of that dancing and stuff and ALSO sing.  You just can't.  If you want to see actual live music performed, go see a band at a small venue.  If you want to see a spectacle that is sort of like being in a studio audience when a music video is filmed, go see Brit.  And it IS exactly what you called it - live entertainment.
 
2013-12-28 01:17:10 PM
She's fat.

And I'd still fark her.
 
2013-12-28 01:58:37 PM
Not bad for a 2D2*.

* - "Twice divorced,  two kids"
 
2013-12-28 02:05:32 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: frepnog: great legs, but seriously - that hot bod is gone, brit.  put some clothes on.  she no longer has that hour glass shape - she is shaped like a barrel. no waist at all.

You say this like it's a bad thing.


The lucky number! The barrel rider! He who walks unseen.
 
2013-12-28 02:09:05 PM

mycathatesyou: She also has a six pack on her ass.


No, those are my hand prints.
 
2013-12-28 02:49:18 PM

frepnog: farkstorm: mouthing the words to a recorded sound track and lip-synching your entire "performance" is now acceptable as "live entertainment".

no one goes to see Brit sing.

you go for the show.  you simply can not do all of that dancing and stuff and ALSO sing.  You just can't.  If you want to see actual live music performed, go see a band at a small venue.  If you want to see a spectacle that is sort of like being in a studio audience when a music video is filmed, go see Brit.  And it IS exactly what you called it - live entertainment.


You need to see concerts from other than pop-stars that can't sing without auto-tune.

For example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puQJbvnbycE
 
2013-12-28 03:10:04 PM

imfallen_angel: frepnog: farkstorm: mouthing the words to a recorded sound track and lip-synching your entire "performance" is now acceptable as "live entertainment".

no one goes to see Brit sing.

you go for the show.  you simply can not do all of that dancing and stuff and ALSO sing.  You just can't.  If you want to see actual live music performed, go see a band at a small venue.  If you want to see a spectacle that is sort of like being in a studio audience when a music video is filmed, go see Brit.  And it IS exactly what you called it - live entertainment.

You need to see concerts from other than pop-stars that can't sing without auto-tune.

For example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puQJbvnbycE


It's cute that you think she didn't have some sort of auto-tune at that concert.
 
2013-12-28 03:11:42 PM

imfallen_angel: frepnog: farkstorm: mouthing the words to a recorded sound track and lip-synching your entire "performance" is now acceptable as "live entertainment".

no one goes to see Brit sing.

you go for the show.  you simply can not do all of that dancing and stuff and ALSO sing.  You just can't.  If you want to see actual live music performed, go see a band at a small venue.  If you want to see a spectacle that is sort of like being in a studio audience when a music video is filmed, go see Brit.  And it IS exactly what you called it - live entertainment.

You need to see concerts from other than pop-stars that can't sing without auto-tune.

For example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puQJbvnbycE


Damn, I almost died from exhaustion just by looking at those arm movements
 
2013-12-28 03:12:55 PM

Mattyb710: imfallen_angel: frepnog: farkstorm: mouthing the words to a recorded sound track and lip-synching your entire "performance" is now acceptable as "live entertainment".

no one goes to see Brit sing.

you go for the show.  you simply can not do all of that dancing and stuff and ALSO sing.  You just can't.  If you want to see actual live music performed, go see a band at a small venue.  If you want to see a spectacle that is sort of like being in a studio audience when a music video is filmed, go see Brit.  And it IS exactly what you called it - live entertainment.

You need to see concerts from other than pop-stars that can't sing without auto-tune.

For example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puQJbvnbycE

It's cute that you think she didn't have some sort of auto-tune at that concert.


and if you don't think there are backing tracks to cover breathing and missed verses, you are freaking crazy.
 
2013-12-28 03:30:42 PM

frepnog: /not a GaGa fan, but admit freely that she won the freaking genetic lottery where her body is concerned.


Her voice is pretty good as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzljynWSdwQ
 
2013-12-28 03:33:21 PM

grinding_journalist: 23FPB23: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x1280]

I really, really don't wanna know what that compressor hose is connected to.

Kanemano: that was a commercial not an article

also this


Best live shows ever!! I've taken many a load to the face...
 
2013-12-28 03:36:19 PM

Pentaxian: frepnog: /not a GaGa fan, but admit freely that she won the freaking genetic lottery where her body is concerned.

Her voice is pretty good as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzljynWSdwQ


meh.  does absolutely nothing for for me.  She sounds like any one of hundreds of "throaty" female singers with no real hook that catches me.  she is talented, do not misunderstand what I am saying.
 
2013-12-28 03:48:19 PM

frepnog: Mattyb710: imfallen_angel: frepnog: farkstorm: mouthing the words to a recorded sound track and lip-synching your entire "performance" is now acceptable as "live entertainment".

no one goes to see Brit sing.

you go for the show.  you simply can not do all of that dancing and stuff and ALSO sing.  You just can't.  If you want to see actual live music performed, go see a band at a small venue.  If you want to see a spectacle that is sort of like being in a studio audience when a music video is filmed, go see Brit.  And it IS exactly what you called it - live entertainment.

You need to see concerts from other than pop-stars that can't sing without auto-tune.

For example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puQJbvnbycE

It's cute that you think she didn't have some sort of auto-tune at that concert.

and if you don't think there are backing tracks to cover breathing and missed verses, you are freaking crazy.


I think it's nuthin but CGI thing. Seriously, there's no way anyone alive could perform such feats of vocal and physical endurance in real world
 
2013-12-28 04:20:07 PM
 
2013-12-28 06:39:37 PM

Pentaxian: frepnog: /not a GaGa fan, but admit freely that she won the freaking genetic lottery where her body is concerned.

Her voice is pretty good as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzljynWSdwQ


Eh, she's certainly got a nice shiatter and some nice legs, but if you've seen any of her nude pics out there you'd notice that her titties be sagging earlier than expected. Not that it would stop me in the impossible event she showed up at my door wanting to fark my ballsack dry.
 
2013-12-28 08:01:04 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-28 08:08:53 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Dear Daily Mail, Fark and Subby: This article is bad and you should feel bad.


Seriously... what the fark?
 
2013-12-28 08:17:25 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Pentaxian: frepnog: /not a GaGa fan, but admit freely that she won the freaking genetic lottery where her body is concerned.

Her voice is pretty good as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzljynWSdwQ

Eh, she's certainly got a nice shiatter and some nice legs, but if you've seen any of her nude pics out there you'd notice that her titties be sagging earlier than expected. Not that it would stop me in the impossible event she showed up at my door wanting to fark my ballsack dry.


I think BS has a nicer bod than LG.
 
2013-12-28 08:26:17 PM

majestic: Dingleberry Dickwad: Pentaxian: frepnog: /not a GaGa fan, but admit freely that she won the freaking genetic lottery where her body is concerned.

Her voice is pretty good as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzljynWSdwQ

Eh, she's certainly got a nice shiatter and some nice legs, but if you've seen any of her nude pics out there you'd notice that her titties be sagging earlier than expected. Not that it would stop me in the impossible event she showed up at my door wanting to fark my ballsack dry.

I think BS has a nicer bod than LG.


I do too, I was just responding to the guy's post about Lady Googoo winning the genetic lottery. She and Spears do a lot of dancing in their routines to the nice legs and turd cutters come with the territory. Judging by what little I've seen of Spears boobs, she has a nicer set. Otherwise their bodies are mostly equal. Granted I would need a closer, more in depth inspection to declare a true winner.

/lady googoo has the saddest tits...
 
2013-12-29 01:26:33 AM
Birds of War!! No I can leave in peace.
 
2013-12-29 03:45:47 AM
So what if it is makeup, who cares?  In a business where people get plastic surgery every year, some airbrushing is pretty mild stuff.
 
2013-12-29 05:47:16 AM
I kinda like her with the fat ass.

/yum
 
2013-12-29 10:00:19 AM
I'll say it, I'm not proud. I still love her body.
 
2013-12-29 10:17:45 AM
If I wanted six pack abs I wouldn't be looking at chicks to begin with. Britney has always had a sexy body.

In general, I can understand making comments if a girl gains or loses a crapload of weight, but this whole obsessing over the slightest weight fluctuations and imperfections on hot chicks is more of a cat-lady/gaylord territory than a straight male thing.
 
2013-12-29 02:38:53 PM
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www.wired.com
 
2013-12-29 03:10:44 PM
ya know what?  I think I'm gonna get front row tickets to her show and see if I can after-party with her because... wtf not?
 
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