DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, NO!
Barfmaker: They left out the one where Kermit gets drunk and finger bangs Miss Piggy.
Jamieboy: Buffy St. Marie breastfeeding her baby not included. Strange. I remember heads exploding over that.
PainInTheASP: Kids these days are wussies, and it all started with the banning of Jarts. A hole in the skull builds character, strengthens the immune system, and makes for a great pencil holder.
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