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(KSDK St. Louis)   Some guy gets his eye bleach   (ksdk.com) divider line 22
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2013-12-28 01:37:47 AM
He should have worn goggles.
 
2013-12-28 01:45:10 AM
www.gannett-cdn.com

This woman gave her husband eye bleach. He needed it.
 
2013-12-28 01:48:13 AM
That's good, right?
 
2013-12-28 03:35:50 AM
Huh, local St. Louis news site, but Michigan story.

In other news, if your wife is trying to kill you or burn your eyes, I think the relationship is over.
 
2013-12-28 03:37:47 AM
If I woke up with that next to me, I would put bleach in my eyes too....Twice.
 
2013-12-28 03:45:43 AM
Serious question, as she tried to blind him, and she pleaded guilty.

Is this grounds for he-gets-everything in the divorce? And the process being expedited?

Dear Gawd, I hope there aren't kids involved.
 
2013-12-28 03:47:50 AM
"She could face penalties ranging up to 93 days in jail and a $500 fine."

The hell??  That's all??
 
2013-12-28 03:48:00 AM
Ack. RIF. "Wife and mother" she is. Horrible.
 
2013-12-28 03:51:30 AM

Jeepman1974: If I woke up with that next to me, I would put bleach in my eyes too....Twice.


Winston Churchill was at a party talking with a woman whom he greatly offended somehow.

"Sir, if you were my husband," she told him, "I would put poison it your tea."

"Madam," he replied, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
 
2013-12-28 03:53:10 AM

Forecaster18: "She could face penalties ranging up to 93 days in jail and a $500 fine."

The hell??  That's all??


That's what I'm thinking
 
2013-12-28 03:55:09 AM
i miss the crazy women that just superglued penis to stomach.  where are the good ole days?
 
2013-12-28 04:12:28 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Jeepman1974: If I woke up with that next to me, I would put bleach in my eyes too....Twice.

Winston Churchill was at a party talking with a woman whom he greatly offended somehow.

"Sir, if you were my husband," she told him, "I would put poison it your tea."

"Madam," he replied, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."


Winston was the man!
 
2013-12-28 04:15:30 AM
I see everything I wanted to say has been covered. 500 bucks? Isn't she already eye bleach enough? And Canton, MI is a pretty good neighborhood, but shiat happens everywhere. My wife's cousin killed a guy, burned him and cut his head off in Canton.
 
2013-12-28 04:41:05 AM
So he married Glenn Anzalone AKA Glenn Danzig?
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2013-12-28 05:07:35 AM

Danger Avoid Death: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]

This woman gave her husband eye bleach. He needed it.


Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
 
2013-12-28 08:07:08 AM
"He felt a burning sensation and could SMELL what APPEARED to be bleach," Baugh said.

This guy can smell what things look like. That's incredible.
 
2013-12-28 08:37:29 AM
We all heard porn would cause blindness, however they didn't say crazy wife will bleach your eyes out.
 
2013-12-28 08:49:24 AM

skyshooter: So he married Glenn Anzalone AKA Glenn Danzig?
[www.punkrockplanet.com image 425x700]


He was awesome in Dog Day Afternoon.
 
2013-12-28 10:28:27 AM

Forecaster18: "She could face penalties ranging up to 93 days in jail and a $500 fine."

The hell??  That's all??


Well, duuuuh! She tried to blind a man, and men are all evil. You'd know that if you watched the Lifetime Channel.

/sarcasm off
 
2013-12-28 10:32:54 AM
CsB. A friend of mine in college carried around a visine bottle of bleach in case he got drug tested at work. He was having a party and I used it. Put drops in the corner of each eye and as I lowered the bottle I smelled bleach and opened my eyes. Hurt like a motherfarker. No permanent damage. Fark. I was the one who told him about that particular method of contaminating a test months before.
 
2013-12-28 10:44:31 AM

Jeepman1974: Danger Avoid Death: Jeepman1974: If I woke up with that next to me, I would put bleach in my eyes too....Twice.

Winston Churchill was at a party talking with a woman whom he greatly offended somehow.

"Sir, if you were my husband," she told him, "I would put poison it your tea."

"Madam," he replied, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Winston was the man!


The woman he said that to was basically the Michelle Bachmann of her day:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Astor,_Viscountess_Astor
 
2013-12-28 10:49:14 AM
Is she related to this guy? This was the first thing I thought of when I saw her picture.
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