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(SFGate)   News: Cell phone robbery goes bad, man gets shot, killed - Fark: By bullet that bounced off the victim's face   (sfgate.com) divider line 77
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2013-12-28 01:33:58 AM
I can't decide to go with:

"If that kid had had his own face this wouldn't have happened."

Or

"Another responsible face owner."
 
2013-12-28 01:52:32 AM

fusillade762: I can't decide to go with:

"If that kid had had his own face this wouldn't have happened."

Or

"Another responsible face owner."


Hard-headed teenager kills robber. :)
 
2013-12-28 01:55:54 AM
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2013-12-28 02:04:28 AM

Peki: fusillade762: I can't decide to go with:

"If that kid had had his own face this wouldn't have happened."

Or

"Another responsible face owner."

Hard-headed teenager kills robber. :)


The easiest is of course "The only way to stop a bad guy with a face is a good guy with a face"

/awaits Nic Cage
 
2013-12-28 02:10:26 AM
Empirical proof for the I'm rubber you're glue defense.
 
2013-12-28 03:04:02 AM
I try to avoid the Chuck Norris meme, but it somehow seems appropriate here.
 
2013-12-28 03:15:45 AM
Face it, it's just not your day.
 
2013-12-28 04:34:12 AM
I hope the other suspect face life in prison.
 
2013-12-28 04:39:01 AM
I can't decide to go with:

I'm rubber, you are glue...

Or

BOOM headshot, headshot
 
2013-12-28 04:39:25 AM
Good thing it didn't hit one of those chicks with the butterface.

t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-28 04:39:26 AM
Hmm. No description of the attackers.
 
Rat
2013-12-28 04:40:28 AM
Never ever load your piece with a bouncing betty.

™ hope he learned his lesson
 
2013-12-28 04:45:19 AM
That was one hell of a money shot.
 
2013-12-28 04:46:33 AM
*NelsonHaha.jpg*

Haha!
 
2013-12-28 04:47:11 AM
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma caliber.......
 
2013-12-28 04:49:10 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Good thing it didn't hit one of those chicks with the butterface.

[t3.gstatic.com image 194x259]


Wheel her in, Homer, I'm not picky!
 
2013-12-28 04:49:37 AM

Penman: Hmm. No description of the attackers.


Right about now, they look like ten pounds of fresh hamburger.
 
2013-12-28 04:51:47 AM

4.bp.blogspot.com

 
GBB
2013-12-28 04:52:00 AM
Victim: I'm rubber, you're glue.  Whatever you shoot at me, bounces off my face and kills your friend.
 
2013-12-28 04:52:27 AM
Not often you see attempted murder and involuntary manslaughter with one bullet. Skill shot.
 
2013-12-28 04:54:36 AM
Ow, my face.

Bounced off his face? What kind of titanium-jawed freak was this guy? Probably not even human. Wandering the streets of San Francisco late at night. Yeah, most likely alien or maybe hybrid vampire. Sheesh, San Francisco.
 
GBB
2013-12-28 04:54:39 AM
i.huffpost.com

"Zimmerman!"
 
2013-12-28 04:57:31 AM
thanks for the braces ma.
 
2013-12-28 04:57:46 AM
Is is too late to friend the guy on Facebook?
 
2013-12-28 04:58:59 AM
thebadgerine.files.wordpress.com

The dangers of assaulting Superman with firearms.
 
2013-12-28 05:02:48 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Good thing it didn't hit one of those chicks with the butterface.

[t3.gstatic.com image 194x259]


She looks like one of my exes.  Yeah, I probably did hit something like that.  *memories*....
 
2013-12-28 05:04:27 AM
Needs more paper bag.
 
2013-12-28 05:06:04 AM

GreenSun: [thebadgerine.files.wordpress.com image 340x430]

The dangers of assaulting Superman with firearms.


Remember the old Superman show with George Reeves? The bad guy would shoot at Superman and he'd stand there with his hands on his hips, fearlessly letting the bullets bounce off of him until the bad guy ran out of bullets. Then the bad guy would throw his gun at Superman ... and Superman would duck!
 
2013-12-28 05:10:55 AM
www.awfulannouncing.com
 
2013-12-28 05:22:00 AM
This is why you don't shoot Superman.
 
2013-12-28 05:26:18 AM
Dude must have one hell of a tough 5 o'clock shadow. By 11pm it's downright deadly.
 
2013-12-28 05:31:08 AM
"Try to steal my phone and I'll Nokia out"
 
2013-12-28 05:31:48 AM

Hector Remarkable: Ow, my face.

Bounced off his face? What kind of titanium-jawed freak was this guy? Probably not even human. Wandering the streets of San Francisco late at night. Yeah, most likely alien or maybe hybrid vampire. Sheesh, San Francisco.


Sarah Connor might be able to tell us.
 
2013-12-28 05:37:12 AM

Penman: Hmm. No description of the attackers.


The SFGate never prints descriptions of suspects if they are black.
 
GBB
2013-12-28 05:40:14 AM

GreenSun: [thebadgerine.files.wordpress.com image 340x430]

The dangers of assaulting Superman with firearms.


Robbery should have thrown the gun at him, then.
www.jimnolt.com
 
2013-12-28 05:54:23 AM
That will leave a horrendous case of survivor guilt...
 
2013-12-28 06:03:29 AM

g4lt: That will leave a horrendous case of survivor guilt...


doubt it. Will leave him with a scar that chicks will dig, and a story guaranteeing ascent into urban legend.
 
2013-12-28 06:15:52 AM
Hey Farkers, does anyone else have this problem viewing the article on their phone..

Maybe it's just my crappy Nokia phone, but there is a column with bars that blocks the article. This also happens to me with some other online newspapers, like the Seattle Post-Intellingencer.

Is there any way to get around this so I can see the article?? :-/
 
2013-12-28 06:21:31 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Good thing it didn't hit one of those chicks with the butterface.

[t3.gstatic.com image 194x259]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-28 06:50:10 AM
FTFA : The victim did not resist and complied with all demands, police said, but the gunman still opened fire.

It's really hard to understand the thug mindset.

You know good and well that if nobody gets hurt, the cops are pretty much going to ignore it, and that if you start shooting people, they are going to pay a lot more attention.  You know that the sound of the gunshots is going to draw more attention.  You know that the jailtime if you are caught is going to be a lot worse if you've been shooting people.  And the guy is already compliant.

But you want to prove what an asshole you are, so you start shooting anyway.
 
2013-12-28 07:16:13 AM
fark, we need to ban faces now
 
2013-12-28 08:13:04 AM

JuggleGeek: FTFA : The victim did not resist and complied with all demands, police said, but the gunman still opened fire.

It's really hard to understand the thug mindset.

You know good and well that if nobody gets hurt, the cops are pretty much going to ignore it, and that if you start shooting people, they are going to pay a lot more attention.  You know that the sound of the gunshots is going to draw more attention.  You know that the jailtime if you are caught is going to be a lot worse if you've been shooting people.  And the guy is already compliant.

But you want to prove what an asshole you are, so you start shooting anyway.


None of that matters. These thugs are only human in a biological sense. They've basically gone feral.
 
2013-12-28 08:18:19 AM

JuggleGeek: FTFA : The victim did not resist and complied with all demands, police said, but the gunman still opened fire.

It's really hard to understand the thug mindset.

You know good and well that if nobody gets hurt, the cops are pretty much going to ignore it, and that if you start shooting people, they are going to pay a lot more attention.  You know that the sound of the gunshots is going to draw more attention.  You know that the jailtime if you are caught is going to be a lot worse if you've been shooting people.  And the guy is already compliant.

But you want to prove what an asshole you are, so you start shooting anyway.


And baby mamas wonder why their innocent little angels that wouldn't hurt anyone get shot down while trying to harmlessly rob someone.

If they would let these kids sign up for subsidies earlier these things wouldn't have to happen.
 
2013-12-28 08:28:12 AM
The victim did not resist and complied with all demands, police said, but the gunman still opened fire.

It's a good thing he didn't try to resist or they might have shot him. It's not worth getting shot over personal possessions, right?
 
2013-12-28 08:42:45 AM

pyrotek85: The victim did not resist and complied with all demands, police said, but the gunman still opened fire.

It's a good thing he didn't try to resist or they might have shot him. It's not worth getting shot over personal possessions, right?


No matter how much you reduce it, there always remains a chance to get shot. For example, I heard you can even get hit if you stand nearby somebody else who gets shot.

/non-smokers can get cancer too
 
2013-12-28 09:00:18 AM
"Give me your phone or I'll shoot you!"

Then shoots him anyway. Nice.

He'll have some CSB to tell in prison. That has to give him some streetcred.
 
2013-12-28 09:00:49 AM
Wrong? Sounds like it went right. RIP, shiathead.
 
2013-12-28 09:08:51 AM
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2013-12-28 09:13:25 AM
Try it again, punk!

static1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-28 09:15:34 AM

danielscissorhands: Hey Farkers, does anyone else have this problem viewing the article on their phone..

Maybe it's just my crappy Nokia phone, but there is a column with bars that blocks the article. This also happens to me with some other online newspapers, like the Seattle Post-Intellingencer.

Is there any way to get around this so I can see the article?? :-/




Yes, buy a better phone.

/sorry, that one wrote itself.
 
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