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2013-12-28 12:50:29 AM
Selena Gomez's assistant tells AW to stop cutting herself?

Meh.
 
2013-12-28 01:17:40 AM

Calmamity: Selena Gomez's assistant tells AW to stop cutting herself?

Meh.


Yep.  It's probably best that nobody say anything to a kid cutting themselves up.  Regardless of who it was, the person acting like an ass is now being publicly shamed.  That's a great thing.  It's what we all hope for here on Fark.
 
2013-12-28 01:19:12 AM
Sel-Go? They call her Sel-Go? Sounds like a brand of anal lube.
 
2013-12-28 01:39:23 AM
She posted something on the internet. How heroic.
 
2013-12-28 01:50:56 AM
Better this than any more silver screen forays.
 
2013-12-28 01:52:30 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Sel-Go? They call her Sel-Go? Sounds like a brand of anal lube.


Could also be the lasted strategy to make money by flipping houses.
 
2013-12-28 01:55:32 AM

Bucky Katt: Danger Avoid Death: Sel-Go? They call her Sel-Go? Sounds like a brand of anal lube.

Could also be the lasted strategy to make money by flipping houses.


Don't be ridiculous. That strategy is plain as Vanilla.
 
2013-12-28 01:57:11 AM
@Eminem Sometimes I even cut myself 2 see how much it bleeds its like adrenaline the pain is such a sudden rush 4 me #yourbiggestfan #thisis@Stan
 
2013-12-28 01:59:56 AM
@Stan whats this shiat u said about u like 2 cut your wrists 2? I say that shiat is clownin dog cmon how farked is u #therealslimshady RT @Eminem Sometimes I even cut myself 2 see how much it bleeds its like adrenaline the pain is such a sudden rush 4 me #yourbiggestfan #thisis@Stan
 
2013-12-28 02:01:29 AM

you are a puppet: @Eminem Sometimes I even cut myself 2 see how much it bleeds its like adrenaline the pain is such a sudden rush 4 me #yourbiggestfan #thisis@Stan


>25, huh? Eminem is irrelevant at this point. All of our kids have moved on to less talented "artists".
 
2013-12-28 02:04:17 AM
Remember kids, it's up the alley, not across the street.

Make it count.
 
2013-12-28 02:05:49 AM
Keep cutting, the scars are how we narrow the dating pool of crazies.
 
2013-12-28 02:10:25 AM

pedobearapproved: Keep cutting, the scars are how we narrow the dating pool of crazies.


You date Selena Gomez fans on Instagram?  That's not only risky, it could also land you a seat "over there".
 
2013-12-28 02:11:29 AM
 
2013-12-28 02:30:52 AM
We're your biggest fans, Selena! We're Fark.com@Studmen69

If you don't send us nude photos of yourself on instagram, we're all going to cut ourselves. Bye!xxxx
#nudeselenagomezormasssuicide
 
2013-12-28 02:31:25 AM

sethen320: you are a puppet: @Eminem Sometimes I even cut myself 2 see how much it bleeds its like adrenaline the pain is such a sudden rush 4 me #yourbiggestfan #thisis@Stan

>25, huh? Eminem is irrelevant at this point. All of our kids have moved on to less talented "artists".


Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music
 
2013-12-28 02:39:50 AM

fusillade762: sethen320: you are a puppet: @Eminem Sometimes I even cut myself 2 see how much it bleeds its like adrenaline the pain is such a sudden rush 4 me #yourbiggestfan #thisis@Stan

>25, huh? Eminem is irrelevant at this point. All of our kids have moved on to less talented "artists".

Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music


Awesome onion link, but one phrase comes to mind:

"You reap what you sow"

How do you raise a daughter when most of your career has been based on humiliating women?
 
2013-12-28 02:53:39 AM

A Terrible Human: I like what Tyler the Creator had to say about cyberbullying the best.
/NSFW language.


Yeah, but it's, like, really hard to ignore people.
 
2013-12-28 02:56:49 AM

fusillade762: She posted something on the internet. How heroic.


And I agreed that Sel-Go was right when she said that fan of hers shouldn't be cutting.  I should buy myself something nice.
 
2013-12-28 02:58:24 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Sel-Go? They call her Sel-Go? Sounds like a brand of anal lube.


Just let your SELLLLL-GOOOOOOO!!!! Let it shine through!!!!

/Sel-Go
 
2013-12-28 03:39:41 AM

stoli n coke: Remember kids, it's up the alley, not across the street.

Make it count.


+1
 
2013-12-28 03:43:11 AM
Meh. Wake me when a hot starlet does Jennifer Lawrence.
 
2013-12-28 03:59:49 AM
 
2013-12-28 05:09:23 AM
Well the nude selfies didn't work.
 
2013-12-28 06:40:53 AM
Sel-Go

People that do this shiat need to kill themselves

/seriously
//DIAF
///kthxby
 
2013-12-28 07:03:24 AM
Selena starting to look old, maybe they can find a spot for her on the Carol Burnett show.
 
2013-12-28 07:07:08 AM

Kurmudgeon: Selena starting to look old, maybe they can find a spot for her on the Carol Burnett show.


notsureiftrollingorjuststupid.jpg
 
2013-12-28 07:52:26 AM
This thread is pretty hilarious. Sounds like a lot of 'young people do stuff that I don't like!'

Why does it matter what other people do if it doesn't effect you in any way?
 
2013-12-28 07:58:22 AM

sethen320: fusillade762: sethen320: you are a puppet: @Eminem Sometimes I even cut myself 2 see how much it bleeds its like adrenaline the pain is such a sudden rush 4 me #yourbiggestfan #thisis@Stan

>25, huh? Eminem is irrelevant at this point. All of our kids have moved on to less talented "artists".

Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music

Awesome onion link, but one phrase comes to mind:

"You reap what you sow"

How do you raise a daughter when most of your career has been based on humiliating women?


It has? I thought it was based on hating his ex wife.
 
2013-12-28 08:27:49 AM
I'm so depressed and worthless.  I know!  I'll cut my arm.  I'll take a picture of it.  I'll post it on Twitter.  I'll proclaim how worthless I am.  There, now everyone knows I'm sad.

\back in our day, we had to really work to show off our clinical depression
 
2013-12-28 08:45:48 AM
#cutforbeiber was still hilarious
 
2013-12-28 08:58:41 AM

INeedAName: This thread is pretty hilarious. Sounds like a lot of 'young people do stuff that I don't like!'

Why does it matter what other people do if it doesn't effect you in any way?



Yeah... like people posting in this thread complaining about what people are posting even though it doesn't effect them in any way.
 
2013-12-28 08:59:33 AM
"notsureiftrollingorjuststupid.jpg"

Selena still won't do you, abhorrent.
Sadly, starlets have a shelf life slightly less than an open can of oysters.
 
2013-12-28 09:01:22 AM
Jebus, what a train wreck of a website.
 
2013-12-28 09:12:17 AM
If Selena really wanted to help her fan in need, she would come to my house and make sweet, sweet love to me all week long.

/ Not really sure how this would help anyone but me, but don't care.
 
2013-12-28 09:24:59 AM
You meant "not Fark" subby
 
2013-12-28 10:13:48 AM

Kurmudgeon: "notsureiftrollingorjuststupid.jpg"

Selena still won't do you, abhorrent.
Sadly, starlets have a shelf life slightly less than an open can of oysters.


I take this as a commentary of how youth-obsessed our culture is, not anything relating to Ms. Gomez finally looking like someone who isn't still in high school.
 
2013-12-28 10:45:17 AM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: \back in our day, we had to really work to show off our clinical depression


And how. I wore all black for months, and when people asked me whose funeral I was going to, I'd say "mine". They laughed and thought it was funny, but...yeah.

Then I discovered drugs, and became a happy and productive member of society.

/real drugs, not the ones that mother gives you
 
2013-12-28 11:04:03 AM

grinding_journalist: whizbangthedirtfarmer: \back in our day, we had to really work to show off our clinical depression

And how. I wore all black for months, and when people asked me whose funeral I was going to, I'd say "mine". They laughed and thought it was funny, but...yeah.

Then I discovered drugs, and became a happy and productive member of society.

/real drugs, not the ones that mother gives you


What a happy, productive member of society may look like
i803.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-28 11:07:35 AM

Calmamity: Selena Gomez's assistant tells AW to stop cutting herself?

Meh.


I don't think any assistant of any celebrity anywhere has license from their boss to tell someone they can go ahead and stop being a fan.
 
2013-12-28 11:17:40 AM

Gosling: Calmamity: Selena Gomez's assistant tells AW to stop cutting herself?

Meh.

I don't think any assistant of any celebrity anywhere has license from their boss to tell someone they can go ahead and stop being a fan.


I think 54% of the have such license
 
2013-12-28 05:32:49 PM

Bucky Katt: Danger Avoid Death: Sel-Go? They call her Sel-Go? Sounds like a brand of anal lube.

Could also be the lasted strategy to make money by flipping houses.


Or a stool softener for prisoners who have trouble pooping in front of other inmates.
 
2013-12-28 09:05:15 PM
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2013-12-28 09:11:56 PM

sethen320: Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music

Awesome onion link, but one phrase comes to mind:

"You reap what you sow"

How do you raise a daughter when most of your career has been based on humiliating women?


Ask the Republican party.
 
2013-12-29 01:02:50 AM

mofa: sethen320: Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music

Awesome onion link, but one phrase comes to mind:

"You reap what you sow"

How do you raise a daughter when most of your career has been based on humiliating women?

Ask the Republican party the Kennedys, the Clintons, John Edwards, Bob Filner, Anthony Weiner, etc.


Fixed for the douche who brought politics into this thread.
 
2013-12-29 01:59:48 AM

peterthx: Fixed for the douche who brought politics into this thread.


I'm sorry for your loss.
 
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