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(Huffington Post)   Sarah Palin wants you to know that she has a gay friend, and that gay friend is "pissed off." But she can't tell us the gay friend's name. Or gender   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 100
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2013-12-28 01:54:54 AM
20 votes:
I had a black friend for a while, he was pissed off too.  I really used to enjoy calling him up to ask about whatever new thing the blacks were up to at the time.  Like: "Hey Marquillis (he said his name was just Mark because he was embarrassed about his real black name, so I just guessed a new name every time I called) what are you guys up to with this twerking thing?  You've whored up Hannah Montana!"  We were good friends, but he had a lot of anger and eventually stopped talking to me.  I mean, he was one of the good ones and it makes me wonder if there really is no hope for us and them to ever get along.
2013-12-28 04:59:06 AM
12 votes:
COURIC: And when it comes to establishing your view of homosexuals, I was curious, how many LGBT people do you regularly talk to - to stay informed and to understand their world?

PALIN: I've talked to most of them again with a great appreciation for their views, for the gays, coming f-

COURIC: But like which ones specifically? I'm curious that you-

PALIN: Um, all of 'em, any of 'em that, um, have, have been in front of me over all these years. Um, I have a va-
2013-12-28 01:54:48 AM
8 votes:

Bloody William: fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?

No. Sarah Palin has discovered that she doesn't have to actually say anything, she just needs to string together words long enough for whoever's "interviewing" her to nod and it'll be taken as something uttered in English that deserves consideration by someone with a central nervous system. She realizes that she doesn't need to actually use  language anymore.


I was just going to post a picture of Darmok, but since this showed up as the 5th search result I have to go with it.

i159.photobucket.com
2013-12-28 05:29:29 AM
7 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-12-28 09:04:39 AM
6 votes:

Bucky Katt: Bloody William: fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?

No. Sarah Palin has discovered that she doesn't have to actually say anything, she just needs to string together words long enough for whoever's "interviewing" her to nod and it'll be taken as something uttered in English that deserves consideration by someone with a central nervous system. She realizes that she doesn't need to actually use  language anymore.

That's the best explanation I've seen thus far.


I've got a better one for you. Sarah Palin is actually  meow says the dog.
2013-12-28 06:36:14 AM
6 votes:

Apos: AW STANDINGS(FINAL WEEK OF 2013):

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x292]
FIRST PLACE(HIBERNATION'S OVER)

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x275]
SECOND PLACE

[www.gurl.com image 400x225]
THIRD PLACE


mynetimages.com
2013-12-28 05:24:13 AM
6 votes:
I personally believe that U.S. gays are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have vaginas and, uh, I believe that our A&E like such as in San Francisco and uh, the France, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our A&E over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help San Francisco and should help the France and the Euro countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children...
2013-12-28 10:10:11 AM
5 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend


Condoleeza Rice?
2013-12-28 05:50:39 AM
5 votes:
I have a straight friend who is outraged at Sarah's gay friend's cable provider's brother-in-law's Pomeranian.

/I don't have any friends
2013-12-28 01:35:39 AM
5 votes:
Oh Vagoo, you've done it again!
2013-12-28 09:30:44 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-12-28 07:57:15 AM
4 votes:
He must not be a very good friend if she still dresses like that.

/me-Yow!
2013-12-28 05:20:49 AM
4 votes:
AW STANDINGS(FINAL WEEK OF 2013):

4.bp.blogspot.com
FIRST PLACE(HIBERNATION'S OVER)

2.bp.blogspot.com
SECOND PLACE

www.gurl.com
THIRD PLACE
2013-12-28 01:54:02 AM
4 votes:
I think almost anyone would be pissed off if they had Palin as a friend.  Even I can do better than that and I'm a loser.
2013-12-28 12:42:59 AM
4 votes:
I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend
2013-12-27 11:27:06 PM
4 votes:
It's Pat!
2013-12-28 11:42:31 AM
3 votes:

jaytkay: "My cabdriver on the way over here was gay and he said he's a big fan of Duck Dynasty."

-- Thomas Friedman Rand Paul

2013-12-28 10:45:23 AM
3 votes:
"My cabdriver on the way over here was gay and he said he's a big fan of Duck Dynasty."

-- Thomas Friedman
2013-12-28 09:37:49 AM
3 votes:

Apos: AW STANDINGS(FINAL WEEK OF 2013):


The last one makes me have to do this:

i286.photobucket.com
2013-12-28 07:07:13 AM
3 votes:
Dear Santa Mods,
All I want for Christmas is to have all Sarah Palin links moved from Politics to Entertainment tab.

I have been a good girl.
Thanks!
RueTheDay69
2013-12-28 06:52:10 AM
3 votes:
www.faithmouse.com
www.faithmouse.com
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
www.chow.com

I'm...slightly amazed that there's so many.
2013-12-28 05:32:22 AM
3 votes:

sparkeyjames: She's still fishing for another 15 minutes. The rubes seem to be willing to give it to her plus all their money.  Nothing that comes out of her mouth is relevant.  I say go back to Alaska. I don't care what you do there just go.


Might I suggest ice fishing?

gifsoup.com
2013-12-28 01:14:15 AM
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-12-28 06:21:48 PM
2 votes:

DrBenway: whcrow:
I am often surprised by the people I know who are still really freaked out by rednecks.

It's the gay rednecks you really have to watch out for.


Gay Redneck Truckers.
Vaguely disturbing mental image or greatest bandname ever?
Why not neither?
2013-12-28 03:41:00 PM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-12-28 03:34:01 PM
2 votes:
Didn't you know that having something automatically makes your an expert and free from any criticism?  I have a black friend, which makes me an expert on African American history and free from any claims I might be a racist. I also have a special needs child, which makes me an expert on mental health and free from claims I'm not sensitive to the needs of children. I also have a cousin in the military which makes me an expert on defense. I'm sorry that some of you don't have these things, so are by definition, ignorant.
2013-12-28 03:10:44 PM
2 votes:
Marcus made her promise not to tell.
2013-12-28 03:04:31 PM
2 votes:
I have a casual acquaintance who I recently discovered has been using me as the "friend" in his "some of my best friends are gay" argument for years.

I discovered his posting name on one of those Freep-like message boards. Even though he's one of the more odious human beings fate has ever forced me to cross paths with, his handle insists that we're BFF's and I'm his undisputed window into the rainbow-colored world of male effeminacy. There are enough identifying marks in his semiliterate rambles to indicate that I'm the one he's using for verisimilitude.

It's weird being used as a body shield like that, without even knowing it. Someone out there is openly spreading hateful remarks and epithetical language, and claiming that it's perfectly okay because I'm sometimes in the same building as him and know his first name. Part of me really wants to get an account and blow his little charade out of the water, but I doubt it would last.

Sarah Palin strikes me as the sort of person who won't let her kids hang out with gay people because she's afraid they might get gay on them. I'm sure she does have a gay friend somewhere - statistics support it - but I doubt he's enjoying being used as her buffer zone.
2013-12-28 02:20:01 PM
2 votes:
When someone tells you they have a "gay friend" or a "black friend", what they are really saying is that there is one person of that group they can actually tolerate.
2013-12-28 01:08:39 PM
2 votes:

BMulligan: Why were Duck Dude's comments about the Civil Rights Act generally ignored? That strikes me as odd


He merely said that Southern blacks were "singing and happy" under Jim Crow. .

That's true.

We have photographic proof.

i463.photobucket.com
2013-12-28 12:59:47 PM
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Great_Milenko: cameroncrazy1984: Have we considered the possibility that maybe Sarah Palin  herself is the gay friend?

No.

If history is any indicator, it's Todd.

Hm, that's a good point.


Doesn't he like to go hunting out in the woods with other guys and without his wife? Those remote hunting cabins  get awfully cold...and lonely. Might want to snuggle together...for warmth, of course, and what's wrong with helping a buddy out from time to time? By golly, it's practically the American Way! If it's good enough for Abraham Lincoln then it's good enough for Todd!
2013-12-28 12:38:41 PM
2 votes:
Have we considered the possibility that maybe Sarah Palin  herself is the gay friend?
2013-12-28 10:48:21 AM
2 votes:
I bet that gay friend is her paperboy - I mean, what with reading all of them, she must have a dedicated paperboy. Now we know that he's gay.
2013-12-28 10:19:14 AM
2 votes:
Man, if I was Sarah Palin's friend, I wouldn't want to be named. That'd be embarrassing, being associated with her.
2013-12-28 09:33:37 AM
2 votes:
Looks like Sarah Palin is confusing one of the voices in her head as being a "lesbian friend".
2013-12-28 08:52:21 AM
2 votes:
If anyone I know ever tried to use the, "I have a gay friend," defense against charges for bigotry, I'd be calling a press conference to denounce them that very day.
2013-12-28 06:51:54 AM
2 votes:
FTFA: She's not my gay friend, she is one of my best friends who happens to have made a choice that isn't a choice that I have made. But I'm not going to judge people."

Oh FFS, she can't even pretend to have a gay friend right.

GreatGlavinsGhost: It's Greta Van Susterin, or however that guy spells his name.


Sarah Palin does seem to give Greta a massive lady boner so you may well have something there.

After reading Palin's latest word salad juxtaposed alongside crazy Unka Phil's incoherent GQ rant in TFA I can at least take some solace in the fact that the pair of them never met up early on and had kids together.

Small blessings, all that.
2013-12-28 06:43:55 AM
2 votes:
slog.thestranger.com
www.faithmouse.com
www.faithmouse.com
i132.photobucket.com
2013-12-28 06:38:55 AM
2 votes:
She's Canadian, you guys wouldn't know her.
2013-12-28 06:33:50 AM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend


Nope

www.washingtonpost.com

However I bet she wished that stayed in the dark, if you know what I mean
2013-12-28 06:29:26 AM
2 votes:
Vacuous biatch says what?
2013-12-28 06:26:03 AM
2 votes:
Her "friend" is her.
2013-12-28 06:12:24 AM
2 votes:

As the turbulent year draws to a close
We're stuck again in the very painful throes
Of an SP word salad
What a nauseating ballad!
May the new year be devoid of those.

2013-12-28 06:02:44 AM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: We could just ignore her

/fat chance around here, I know


I don't want to ignore her. I don't want anyone else to ignore her. I want her around to remind us all what type of person the Republicans think is fit to LEAD THE COUNTRY!
2013-12-28 05:01:29 AM
2 votes:
Sarah Palin makes delicious word salad.
2013-12-28 03:00:45 AM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend


But the important question is when did she choose to be black?
2013-12-28 02:32:41 AM
2 votes:
Doesn't matter. The Teatards will buy it.


img.fark.net
2013-12-28 01:39:39 AM
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-12-28 01:11:45 AM
2 votes:
Behold your legacy, Senator McCain.
2013-12-28 12:50:58 AM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend


Michael Steele contains multitudes
2013-12-28 12:47:55 AM
2 votes:

spongeboob: "She emailed me to say she is outraged at A&E for the hypocrisy here, for the things that they air on their program that she finds offensive, yet A&E doesn't fire a star or somebody involved in their programming based on what they said but they would when it comes to Phil on Duck Dynasty and this friend, she said that she would boycott A&E and that network, and uh, um, she's not the only one," Palin said.

Has Sarah ever said something that was not a word salad?

And what exactly does her friend find objectionable to on A&E's programming?


Storage Wars? American Hoggers? Panic 911? Shipping Wars? Bad Ink?
2013-12-27 11:28:36 PM
2 votes:
We could just ignore her

/fat chance around here, I know
2013-12-28 11:54:42 PM
1 votes:
She's lying.
2013-12-28 10:51:41 PM
1 votes:

www.bet.com



You guys have it all wrong. Sarah knows what it's like to be black inside and out. Stop calling her a racist, black has slapped across her face multiple times.
2013-12-28 06:05:35 PM
1 votes:

whcrow: spongeboob: peasandcarrots: Sarah Palin strikes me as the sort of person who won't let her kids hang out with gay people because she's afraid they might get gay on them. I'm sure she does have a gay friend somewhere - statistics support it - but I doubt he's enjoying being used as her buffer zone.

I am often surprised by the people I know who are still really freaked out by gay people.


I am often surprised by the people I know who are still really freaked out by rednecks.


It's the gay rednecks you really have to watch out for.
2013-12-28 05:08:42 PM
1 votes:
How can someone be gay and pissed off. Gay means happy!
2013-12-28 04:32:02 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: whcrow: No I think you and I are saying the same thing, just a few degree's off from our point of view from each other.

And also he has MUCH better grammar and syntax than you do.


Dude, not cool making fun of the dyslexic.
2013-12-28 03:24:31 PM
1 votes:

Notabunny: fta "You're going to see people wearing their camo, you're gonna see people wearing their red, white, and blue bandannas, and be out there with their duck calls and everything else as this manifestation of support for a family that is traditional and strong..."

So they'll be marching about with the folks who have teabags dangling from their tricorn hats? Awesome.


That actually would be one hell of a parade to watch.
2013-12-28 03:16:00 PM
1 votes:
Palin's story sounds legit... I mean have you ever met a lesbian who wasn't pissed off at *something* that day...
2013-12-28 03:12:59 PM
1 votes:

peasandcarrots: Part of me really wants to get an account and blow his little charade out of the water, but I doubt it would last.


Blow his "little charade" if you like, but the trick to making it last is to pace yourself.
2013-12-28 03:01:48 PM
1 votes:

Cletus C.: I once was attacked here for saying Palin was like catnip to the libroturds.

Ha.


Sure you were, buddy. Sure you were. Here, have some buttermilk.
2013-12-28 02:55:42 PM
1 votes:

Phil McKraken: Alphakronik: When someone tells you they have a "gay friend" or a "black friend", what they are really saying is that there is one person of that group they can actually tolerate.

Disagree. They are engaging in tokenism. Being a racist makes one unpopular with a lot of people, but that one ____ friend which you claim to have is evidence otherwise. Who is Sarah Palin's gay friend? Katie Couric should investigate.



I think it would be a lot easier if they put a star on their forehead or something. I'm sure I work with people that are gay I've just never really worried about it and never walked up to them and ask them if they are gay. Should I, or should I just continue to treat them like I treat everyone else? I have one token, a good friend that was married had kids and then decided to come out, still my friend. I guess my token.
2013-12-28 02:43:58 PM
1 votes:

Alphax: I don't bother trying to read her words anymore.. my brain will just lock up and reset.


I take three passes at each statement, numbering each word in a 1-2-3 succession. The first pass, I only read the #1 words, the second pass the #2 words and the third pass the #3 words. Surprisingly, the reordered statements make just as much sense as the original.
2013-12-28 01:48:52 PM
1 votes:

whcrow: Sgt Otter: StopLurkListen: Here's what Sarah Palin is defending:

"I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person," Robertson is quoted in GQ. "Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, 'I tell you what: These doggone white people'-not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues." --A&E star Phil Robertson

Yeah, because when black people under Jim Crow were complaining about how awful they were being treated by the white establishment, they'd be sure to do it within earshot of another white person.


It's hard for people that grew up being racist in the city to accept there were/are places where it's not a problem.


Yep, as long as those cotton-pickin' white-trash equivalent blacks know their place, there's no problem at all!
2013-12-28 01:22:53 PM
1 votes:

StopLurkListen: Here's what Sarah Palin is defending:

"I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person," Robertson is quoted in GQ. "Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, 'I tell you what: These doggone white people'-not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues." --A&E star Phil Robertson


Yeah, because when black people under Jim Crow were complaining about how awful they were being treated by the white establishment, they'd be sure to do it within earshot of another white person.
2013-12-28 01:02:54 PM
1 votes:

BMulligan: eddiesocket: TheGregiss: Guy states his preference for vaginal intercourse over anal and everyone flips their shiat.

Yep, that's the sum total of what he said about homosexuality. Didn't say anything else at all. You nailed it. You really should change your name to Honest Gregiss, on account of how totally honest you are.

The poster does have a point, though, lurking there behind his or her heeby-jeebies over the subject of buttsex. Why were Duck Dude's comments about the Civil Rights Act generally ignored? That strikes me as odd.


Because he didn't mention Jim Crow of the Civil Rights act at all. He said that blacks were much happier "pre welfare and entitlements" which is standard boilerplate Conservative talking points that don't mean anything.
2013-12-28 12:50:02 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Have we considered the possibility that maybe Sarah Palin  herself is the gay friend?


No.

If history is any indicator, it's Todd.
2013-12-28 12:45:39 PM
1 votes:

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Yet the headline below this one says conservatives are bad at comedy.


They're bad at intentional comedy, but are good at unintentional comedy.
2013-12-28 12:37:17 PM
1 votes:
... Every time I think she'shiat rock bottom, she pulls out the jackhammer and dynamite, and Drill, Baby, Drill!
2013-12-28 11:20:12 AM
1 votes:

mongbiohazard: MaudlinMutantMollusk: We could just ignore her

/fat chance around here, I know

This.

I just don't give a fark about what that has-been has to say. Can we ignore her now? She has nothing of value to contribute to society.


Not true at all. She demonstrated that Alaska has a hell of a sight-line to Russia, and that quitters aren't winners. Sometimes, if all you can do is serve as a warning to others, that's enough.
2013-12-28 11:18:43 AM
1 votes:
To be fair, it seems most Republicans that are really anti-gay are closeted homosexuals these days, so she might be right
2013-12-28 11:11:25 AM
1 votes:

rynthetyn: If anyone I know ever tried to use the, "I have a gay friend," defense against charges for bigotry, I'd be calling a press conference to denounce them that very day.


If you want to read the lesbian equivalent to that guy "shooting starbursts into a crusty sock," Camille Paglia's totally obvious dyke-crush on Sarah Palin is ridiculous.

She even PRAISES Sarah Palin's innate ability to slaughter the English language:

"She uses language with the jumps, breaks and rippling momentum of a be-bop saxophonist."
2013-12-28 10:23:48 AM
1 votes:
Well, +10 for Palin in fantasy derp-ball.
2013-12-28 10:23:13 AM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Bucky Katt: Bloody William: fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?

No. Sarah Palin has discovered that she doesn't have to actually say anything, she just needs to string together words long enough for whoever's "interviewing" her to nod and it'll be taken as something uttered in English that deserves consideration by someone with a central nervous system. She realizes that she doesn't need to actually use  language anymore.

That's the best explanation I've seen thus far.

Except for the "discovered" part. Palin  never actually "discovered" anything in her life.


So... you're saying that Sarah Palin's prominence in American society is due to the Clever Hans effect?

i.imgur.com
2013-12-28 10:03:49 AM
1 votes:
Whoever reads her emails to her probably wasn't speaking clearly.
2013-12-28 09:55:08 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-12-28 09:49:49 AM
1 votes:
She's a creepy coont.
2013-12-28 09:27:16 AM
1 votes:

namatad: "That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer.


This is the best part. Phil's saying that he doesn't mind a trip down the Poop Chute once in a while, but darn it, he's going to pick the model with all the extra options!
2013-12-28 09:20:12 AM
1 votes:
I'm sure Fox and the RNC are working round the clock to hire someone to appear publicly as the gay friend, and when that happens Mrs. Todd Palin will be vindicated yet again!

/automatically president, blah blah
2013-12-28 09:17:50 AM
1 votes:

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: I'm...slightly amazed that there's so many.


I have the weirdest boner
2013-12-28 08:56:39 AM
1 votes:
"I'm not a misanthrope; I have a human friend!"
2013-12-28 08:10:10 AM
1 votes:

Bloody William: fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?

No. Sarah Palin has discovered that she doesn't have to actually say anything, she just needs to string together words long enough for whoever's "interviewing" her to nod and it'll be taken as something uttered in English that deserves consideration by someone with a central nervous system. She realizes that she doesn't need to actually use  language anymore.


The best part of the Palin saga?  Having to watch conservatives defend and vote for her.  She's their answer to, "What's the Republican alternative?".

I want to see her run again to see people have to choke on their puke a little as they rush to her defense.
2013-12-28 07:52:34 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend


I actually have a gay black friend. He went to college and his little gay flower bloomed (it wasn't much of a stretch).

I've said it's more efficient when I need to prove I'm not racist. Now, if he could change religions and be a Muslim, I could save ANOTHER spot in my phone's contact list.
2013-12-28 07:41:19 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: We could just ignore her

/fat chance around here, I know


We could, but why should we?  Every time she speaks, we're reminded why Republican voters are sub-human pieces of shiat.
2013-12-28 07:35:26 AM
1 votes:
fta "You're going to see people wearing their camo, you're gonna see people wearing their red, white, and blue bandannas, and be out there with their duck calls and everything else as this manifestation of support for a family that is traditional and strong..."

So they'll be marching about with the folks who have teabags dangling from their tricorn hats? Awesome.
2013-12-28 06:49:15 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?


Palin's gay friend is deeply offended by A&E's hypocrisy in refusing to fire any other reality-show start for 'offensive' speech.  No gay-friend comment about A&E dumping Dog the Bounty Hunter after he went all Mel Gibson about Jews and not one Christian stood up to defend the Jews -OR- free speech, and Dog was brought back to resume taping a while later.  Also no gay-friend comment about Dixie Chicks being erased from country music overnight when Christians sploded radio station phone lines with cries of 'traitor!!' and 'it's un-American to criticize President Bush!!'

Palin's gay friend is deeply offended by public speech condemning Duckblower's gentle humble spreading of the good news of Jesus Christ.  But when it comes to preaching that gays are heartless, faithless, senseless, ruthless, America-destroying, family-killing, goat-farking plotters of evil, gay-friend is all totes McGotes.

Sarah Palin's gay friend is just Sarah Palin speaking her own opinion in third-person gay.
2013-12-28 06:03:01 AM
1 votes:
Yet the headline below this one says conservatives are bad at comedy.
2013-12-28 05:50:21 AM
1 votes:
She's lying.  Sociopaths don't have friends.
2013-12-28 05:38:05 AM
1 votes:
The ascension of this mongoloid to anything other than Village Slampiece is truly a sign of Chuck Norris' 1000 years of derpness yet to come.
2013-12-28 05:28:02 AM
1 votes:

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Gyrfalcon: Snapper Carr: Sarah Palin makes delicious word salad.

In her case, it's more like a smoothie.

A chunky smoothie.


www.freecodesource.com
2013-12-28 05:27:30 AM
1 votes:
I don't bother trying to read her words anymore.. my brain will just lock up and reset.
2013-12-28 05:25:36 AM
1 votes:
She's still fishing for another 15 minutes. The rubes seem to be willing to give it to her plus all their money.  Nothing that comes out of her mouth is relevant.  I say go back to Alaska. I don't care what you do there just go.
2013-12-28 05:01:58 AM
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: Sarah Palin makes delicious word salad.


In her case, it's more like a smoothie.
2013-12-28 04:52:32 AM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: Bloody William: fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?

No. Sarah Palin has discovered that she doesn't have to actually say anything, she just needs to string together words long enough for whoever's "interviewing" her to nod and it'll be taken as something uttered in English that deserves consideration by someone with a central nervous system. She realizes that she doesn't need to actually use  language anymore.

That's the best explanation I've seen thus far.


Except for the "discovered" part. Palin  never actually "discovered" anything in her life.
2013-12-28 03:46:00 AM
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spongeboob: "She emailed me to say she is outraged at A&E for the hypocrisy here, for the things that they air on their program that she finds offensive, yet A&E doesn't fire a star or somebody involved in their programming based on what they said but they would when it comes to Phil on Duck Dynasty and this friend, she said that she would boycott A&E and that network, and uh, um, she's not the only one," Palin said.

Has Sarah ever said something that was not a word salad?

And what exactly does her friend find objectionable to on A&E's programming?


Has this "friend" even complained to A&E, or contacted the appropriate anti-defamation organization to contact A&E?  Or just sat there pouting and expected A&E to read her mind?
2013-12-28 01:41:41 AM
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fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?


No. Sarah Palin has discovered that she doesn't have to actually say anything, she just needs to string together words long enough for whoever's "interviewing" her to nod and it'll be taken as something uttered in English that deserves consideration by someone with a central nervous system. She realizes that she doesn't need to actually use  language anymore.
2013-12-28 12:34:50 AM
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"She emailed me to say she is outraged at A&E for the hypocrisy here, for the things that they air on their program that she finds offensive, yet A&E doesn't fire a star or somebody involved in their programming based on what they said but they would when it comes to Phil on Duck Dynasty and this friend, she said that she would boycott A&E and that network, and uh, um, she's not the only one," Palin said.

Has Sarah ever said something that was not a word salad?

And what exactly does her friend find objectionable to on A&E's programming?
2013-12-28 12:11:52 AM
1 votes:
"It seems like, to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus," he told the magazine. "That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I'm saying? But hey, sin: It's not logical, my man. It's just not logical." 

LOLWUT????????????????

No dood, I have no idea what you are saying.
Other than that you are a POS.
DOOD, with a big family like yours, you know, the odds are pretty good that one of them is a homosexual!!
You should go throw everyones googles search log until you find them!!
2013-12-28 12:01:22 AM
1 votes:
She emailed me to say she is outraged at A&E for the hypocrisy here, for the things that they air on their program that she finds offensive, yet A&E doesn't fire a star or somebody involved in their programming based on what they said but they would when it comes to Phil on Duck Dynasty and this friend, she said that she would boycott A&E and that network, and uh, um, she's not the only one

Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?

Oh and speaking of hypocrisy, you know who else got fired for things they said?

abcnews.go.com

Sarah didn't seem too upset about that one.
2013-12-27 11:39:13 PM
1 votes:
You know how I know that subby DNRTFA?
 
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