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(Huffington Post)   Sarah Palin wants you to know that she has a gay friend, and that gay friend is "pissed off." But she can't tell us the gay friend's name. Or gender   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 255
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2013-12-28 10:45:23 AM  
"My cabdriver on the way over here was gay and he said he's a big fan of Duck Dynasty."

-- Thomas Friedman
 
2013-12-28 10:48:21 AM  
I bet that gay friend is her paperboy - I mean, what with reading all of them, she must have a dedicated paperboy. Now we know that he's gay.
 
2013-12-28 10:49:24 AM  

Apos: AW STANDINGS(FINAL WEEK OF 2013):

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FIRST PLACE(HIBERNATION'S OVER)

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SECOND PLACE

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THIRD PLACE


Well done, that. Well done.
 
2013-12-28 10:53:39 AM  

JohnnyC: I'll give Sarah Palin one thing... She has managed to get people to listen to her incessant squawking for much longer than they should have. I'm not sure if it is the vapid willful ignorance or the grossly obvious attempts at pandering, but she sure does manage to turn up the noise in just the right way so she can get some attention.


Since she got thrust into the spotlight by John McCain, she's devoted herself to telling stupid brain-dead bigots what they want to hear. Nobody ever went broke doing that.
 
2013-12-28 10:53:52 AM  

staplermofo: I had a black friend for a while, he was pissed off too.  I really used to enjoy calling him up to ask about whatever new thing the blacks were up to at the time.  Like: "Hey Marquillis (he said his name was just Mark because he was embarrassed about his real black name, so I just guessed a new name every time I called) what are you guys up to with this twerking thing?  You've whored up Hannah Montana!"  We were good friends, but he had a lot of anger and eventually stopped talking to me.  I mean, he was one of the good ones and it makes me wonder if there really is no hope for us and them to ever get along.


+1

I to have a "black" gentleman friend named Dee,  but I know it's nit his real name so I call him d' Angelo.  I understand where your coming from.  I mean, I'm pickin' up what your Puttin' down home skillet.
 
2013-12-28 11:03:51 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: We could just ignore her

/fat chance around here, I know


This.

I just don't give a fark about what that has-been has to say. Can we ignore her now? She has nothing of value to contribute to society.
 
2013-12-28 11:12:45 AM  
Well, better to be Pissed Off then Pissed On... unless you're into that sort of thing as some people are. Not making judgments about you subby, just sayin is all.
 
2013-12-28 11:18:43 AM  
To be fair, it seems most Republicans that are really anti-gay are closeted homosexuals these days, so she might be right
 
2013-12-28 11:20:12 AM  

mongbiohazard: MaudlinMutantMollusk: We could just ignore her

/fat chance around here, I know

This.

I just don't give a fark about what that has-been has to say. Can we ignore her now? She has nothing of value to contribute to society.


Not true at all. She demonstrated that Alaska has a hell of a sight-line to Russia, and that quitters aren't winners. Sometimes, if all you can do is serve as a warning to others, that's enough.
 
2013-12-28 11:24:15 AM  

ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN: If you want to read the lesbian equivalent to that guy "shooting starbursts into a crusty sock," Camille Paglia's totally obvious dyke-crush on Sarah Palin is ridiculous.


It's always depressing to see once-prominent left-wingers slide rightward into insanity, ignorance, and hate. I've seen it happen to a number of prominent liberals on Fark, sadly.
 
2013-12-28 11:40:05 AM  

ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN: rynthetyn: If anyone I know ever tried to use the, "I have a gay friend," defense against charges for bigotry, I'd be calling a press conference to denounce them that very day.

If you want to read the lesbian equivalent to that guy "shooting starbursts into a crusty sock," Camille Paglia's totally obvious dyke-crush on Sarah Palin is ridiculous.

She even PRAISES Sarah Palin's innate ability to slaughter the English language:

"She uses language with the jumps, breaks and rippling momentum of a be-bop saxophonist."


Camille Paglia is tiresome. I'm pretty sure she just takes whatever position is directly opposite what the liberal establishment happens to think. Of course that means praising Sarah Palin, what would get her more attention?

/pretty sure the only reason Paglia hasn't married a guy for attention whoring purposes is because nobody wants her
 
2013-12-28 11:42:31 AM  

jaytkay: "My cabdriver on the way over here was gay and he said he's a big fan of Duck Dynasty."

-- Thomas Friedman Rand Paul

 
2013-12-28 11:48:10 AM  
Or gender

Do the repeated references to "she" not count? As for the name, would you feed somebody of your acquaintance to the kind of howling mob that goes after even Democrats who violate the liberal speech code? People who feel it's appropriate to threaten you with rape and/or death and to hound you out of your job and destroy your career and life for tweeting, "I hope I don't get aids. Just kidding, I'm White".
 
2013-12-28 11:49:00 AM  

mongbiohazard: MaudlinMutantMollusk: We could just ignore her

/fat chance around here, I know

This.

I just don't give a fark about what that has-been has to say. Can we ignore her now?


Ignoring her would require you to not post in threads about. So it looks like the answer, for you, is a resounding "No".

Seriously, don't people understand what "Ignoring" means?
 
2013-12-28 11:51:24 AM  

JRoo: He must not be a very good friend if she still dresses like that.

/me-Yow!


i1.sndcdn.com
 
2013-12-28 11:58:32 AM  

jjorsett: Or gender

Do the repeated references to "she" not count? As for the name, would you feed somebody of your acquaintance to the kind of howling mob that goes after even Democrats who violate the liberal speech code? People who feel it's appropriate to threaten you with rape and/or death and to hound you out of your job and destroy your career and life for tweeting, "I hope I don't get aids. Just kidding, I'm White".


Then don't bring her up in the first place. Duh.
 
2013-12-28 12:13:06 PM  

jjorsett: Or gender

Do the repeated references to "she" not count? As for the name, would you feed somebody of your acquaintance to the kind of howling mob that goes after even Democrats who violate the liberal speech code? People who feel it's appropriate to threaten you with rape and/or death and to hound you out of your job and destroy your career and life for tweeting, "I hope I don't get aids. Just kidding, I'm White".


Yes, we all should pay really close attention and take it to heart when Sarah Palin's unnamed friend says she was offended when unspecified A&E stars said unquoted offensive things and weren't suspended for it. OH THE HYPOCRISY!
 
2013-12-28 12:13:33 PM  

jjorsett: As for the name, would you feed somebody of your acquaintance to the kind of howling mob that goes after even Democrats who violate the liberal speech code?


Could you please direct me to a recent copy of this code? I seem to have lost mine, and I don't want to risk running afoul. Thanks.
 
2013-12-28 12:25:15 PM  

staplermofo: I had a black friend for a while, he was pissed off too.  I really used to enjoy calling him up to ask about whatever new thing the blacks were up to at the time.  Like: "Hey Marquillis (he said his name was just Mark because he was embarrassed about his real black name, so I just guessed a new name every time I called) what are you guys up to with this twerking thing?  You've whored up Hannah Montana!"  We were good friends, but he had a lot of anger and eventually stopped talking to me.  I mean, he was one of the good ones and it makes me wonder if there really is no hope for us and them to ever get along.


You were lucky that you stopped hanging around with him before they started doing the knockout game.
 
2013-12-28 12:32:49 PM  

jjorsett: Or gender

Do the repeated references to "she" not count? As for the name, would you feed somebody of your acquaintance to the kind of howling mob that goes after even Democrats who violate the liberal speech code? People who feel it's appropriate to threaten you with rape and/or death and to hound you out of your job and destroy your career and life for tweeting, "I hope I don't get aids. Just kidding, I'm White".


A friend of mine somehow still believes that all homosexual men are limp-wristed, high pitched voice nancy-boys.  Maybe referring to this person as "she" is how the family makes fun of him behind his back.
 
2013-12-28 12:37:17 PM  
... Every time I think she'shiat rock bottom, she pulls out the jackhammer and dynamite, and Drill, Baby, Drill!
 
2013-12-28 12:38:41 PM  
Have we considered the possibility that maybe Sarah Palin  herself is the gay friend?
 
2013-12-28 12:38:55 PM  
Damn filter!

"... Every time I think she has reached rock bottom, she pulls out the jackhammer and dynamite, and Drill, Baby, Drill! "
 
2013-12-28 12:45:39 PM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Yet the headline below this one says conservatives are bad at comedy.


They're bad at intentional comedy, but are good at unintentional comedy.
 
2013-12-28 12:49:55 PM  

eddiesocket: TheGregiss: Guy states his preference for vaginal intercourse over anal and everyone flips their shiat.

Yep, that's the sum total of what he said about homosexuality. Didn't say anything else at all. You nailed it. You really should change your name to Honest Gregiss, on account of how totally honest you are.


The poster does have a point, though, lurking there behind his or her heeby-jeebies over the subject of buttsex. Why were Duck Dude's comments about the Civil Rights Act generally ignored? That strikes me as odd.
 
2013-12-28 12:50:02 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Have we considered the possibility that maybe Sarah Palin  herself is the gay friend?


No.

If history is any indicator, it's Todd.
 
2013-12-28 12:53:13 PM  

Great_Milenko: cameroncrazy1984: Have we considered the possibility that maybe Sarah Palin  herself is the gay friend?

No.

If history is any indicator, it's Todd.


Hm, that's a good point.
 
2013-12-28 12:59:47 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Great_Milenko: cameroncrazy1984: Have we considered the possibility that maybe Sarah Palin  herself is the gay friend?

No.

If history is any indicator, it's Todd.

Hm, that's a good point.


Doesn't he like to go hunting out in the woods with other guys and without his wife? Those remote hunting cabins  get awfully cold...and lonely. Might want to snuggle together...for warmth, of course, and what's wrong with helping a buddy out from time to time? By golly, it's practically the American Way! If it's good enough for Abraham Lincoln then it's good enough for Todd!
 
2013-12-28 01:01:51 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: ... Every time I think she'shiat rock bottom, she pulls out the jackhammer and dynamite, and Drill, Baby, Drill!


Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Damn filter! "... Every time I think she has reached rock bottom, she pulls out the jackhammer and dynamite, and Drill, Baby, Drill! "


No, you had it right the first time.  She'shiatting.
 
2013-12-28 01:02:54 PM  

BMulligan: eddiesocket: TheGregiss: Guy states his preference for vaginal intercourse over anal and everyone flips their shiat.

Yep, that's the sum total of what he said about homosexuality. Didn't say anything else at all. You nailed it. You really should change your name to Honest Gregiss, on account of how totally honest you are.

The poster does have a point, though, lurking there behind his or her heeby-jeebies over the subject of buttsex. Why were Duck Dude's comments about the Civil Rights Act generally ignored? That strikes me as odd.


Because he didn't mention Jim Crow of the Civil Rights act at all. He said that blacks were much happier "pre welfare and entitlements" which is standard boilerplate Conservative talking points that don't mean anything.
 
2013-12-28 01:08:39 PM  

BMulligan: Why were Duck Dude's comments about the Civil Rights Act generally ignored? That strikes me as odd


He merely said that Southern blacks were "singing and happy" under Jim Crow. .

That's true.

We have photographic proof.

i463.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-28 01:17:09 PM  
Here's what Sarah Palin is defending:

"I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person," Robertson is quoted in GQ. "Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, 'I tell you what: These doggone white people'-not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues." --A&E star Phil Robertson
 
2013-12-28 01:19:03 PM  

DrBenway: MaudlinMutantMollusk: liquidlen: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend

Condoleeza Rice?

Nice

Perfect, even. Except that the last time Sarah riang her up, it was...

"How many times do I have to tell you -- if that crazy biatch calls again, I'm IN A FREAKIN' MEETING!"


Aha, but:  Do you think Sarah Palin would know if someone doesn't like her?  Hell, do you think Sarah Palin can think anyone doesn't like her?
 
2013-12-28 01:22:53 PM  

StopLurkListen: Here's what Sarah Palin is defending:

"I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person," Robertson is quoted in GQ. "Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, 'I tell you what: These doggone white people'-not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues." --A&E star Phil Robertson


Yeah, because when black people under Jim Crow were complaining about how awful they were being treated by the white establishment, they'd be sure to do it within earshot of another white person.
 
2013-12-28 01:26:57 PM  

Lanadapter: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: I'm...slightly amazed that there's so many.

I have the weirdest boner


Ok. That may just be one of the funniest things I've read in a long, long time. Bravo.
 
2013-12-28 01:31:01 PM  
yeah, i thought we agreed to keep She Who Shall Not Be Names off of Fark
 
2013-12-28 01:31:51 PM  
'named'


/fugh
 
2013-12-28 01:35:52 PM  

Sgt Otter: StopLurkListen: Here's what Sarah Palin is defending:

"I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person," Robertson is quoted in GQ. "Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, 'I tell you what: These doggone white people'-not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues." --A&E star Phil Robertson

Yeah, because when black people under Jim Crow were complaining about how awful they were being treated by the white establishment, they'd be sure to do it within earshot of another white person.


And the guy from Douche Dynasty is not smart enough to even consider this fact by himself, I wonder if someone brought this up to him if he would have an epiphany.
 
2013-12-28 01:45:01 PM  

Sgt Otter: StopLurkListen: Here's what Sarah Palin is defending:

"I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person," Robertson is quoted in GQ. "Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, 'I tell you what: These doggone white people'-not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues." --A&E star Phil Robertson

Yeah, because when black people under Jim Crow were complaining about how awful they were being treated by the white establishment, they'd be sure to do it within earshot of another white person.



It's hard for people that grew up being racist in the city to accept there were/are places where it's not a problem.
 
2013-12-28 01:48:52 PM  

whcrow: Sgt Otter: StopLurkListen: Here's what Sarah Palin is defending:

"I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person," Robertson is quoted in GQ. "Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, 'I tell you what: These doggone white people'-not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues." --A&E star Phil Robertson

Yeah, because when black people under Jim Crow were complaining about how awful they were being treated by the white establishment, they'd be sure to do it within earshot of another white person.


It's hard for people that grew up being racist in the city to accept there were/are places where it's not a problem.


Yep, as long as those cotton-pickin' white-trash equivalent blacks know their place, there's no problem at all!
 
2013-12-28 01:51:10 PM  

eddiesocket: BMulligan: eddiesocket: TheGregiss: Because he didn't mention Jim Crow of the Civil Rights act at all. He said that blacks were much happier "pre welfare and entitlements" which is standard boilerplate Conservative talking points that don't mean anything.


You're apparently unaware of the concept of the dog whistle.
 
2013-12-28 01:51:31 PM  

eddiesocket: whcrow: Sgt Otter: StopLurkListen: Here's what Sarah Palin is defending:

"I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person," Robertson is quoted in GQ. "Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, 'I tell you what: These doggone white people'-not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues." --A&E star Phil Robertson

Yeah, because when black people under Jim Crow were complaining about how awful they were being treated by the white establishment, they'd be sure to do it within earshot of another white person.


It's hard for people that grew up being racist in the city to accept there were/are places where it's not a problem.

Yep, as long as those cotton-pickin' white-trash equivalent blacks know their place, there's no problem at all!


Your problem is you've watch too many Hollywood movies.
 
2013-12-28 01:53:26 PM  

Great_Milenko: eddiesocket: BMulligan: eddiesocket: TheGregiss: Because he didn't mention Jim Crow of the Civil Rights act at all. He said that blacks were much happier "pre welfare and entitlements" which is standard boilerplate Conservative talking points that don't mean anything.

You're apparently unaware of the concept of the dog whistle.


I'm not unaware. I'm just saying that's a huge farking leap. Basically all Republicans lament the "welfare state" and "entitlements". Are you suggesting that all of think that we should return to a Jim Crow era?
 
2013-12-28 01:54:03 PM  
"I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person," Robertson is quoted in GQ. "Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, 'I tell you what: These doggone white people'-not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues." --A&E star Phil Robertson
 Jim Crow laws timeline:

1896: Plessy v Ferguson, "separate but equal".
1948: Truman integrates US military
1954: Brown v Board of Education: "separate but equal" is unconstitutional (overturned 1896 Plessy v Ferguson)
1955: Rosa Parks bus civil disobedience; start of Civil Rights movement
1955: Emmet Till murdered. An all-white jury found the white defendants not guilty; they then bragged about the murder
1957: President Eisenhower sends troops to force integration of Little Rock school
1960: Sit-in protest at Woolworth's lunch counter in Greensboro, N.C.
1961: "Freedom Riders" attacked by white mobs
1963: "Bull" Connor uses firehoses on nonviolent protestors
1963: Medgar Evers assassinated
1964 Goodman, Chaney, Schwerner murdered
1964: 24th Amendment abolishes the Poll Tax. Poll taxes were used in southern states to block blacks from voting.
1964: Civil Rights Act prohibits discrimination of all kinds based on race, color, religion, or national origin
1965: "Bloody Sunday" Pettus Bridge Montgomery
1965: Voting Rights Act - Literacy tests and other such requirements that were used to restrict black voting are made illegal
1965: Congress created Medicare ("entitlement" and "welfare")
1965: "Affirmative Action" begins
1967: US Supreme Court in Loving v. Virginia, ends prohibition of interracial marriage
1968: MLK assassinated
1968: Civil Rights Act prohibits discrimination in the sale, rental, and financing of housing.
2013: Supreme Court limits 1965 Voting Rights Act
2013: A&E star Phil Robertson refers to the "pre-entitlement, pre-welfare" period as "happy" for blacks

Exercise for the reader: circle the "happy" period.
 
2013-12-28 02:01:13 PM  

davynelson: yeah, i thought we agreed to keep She Who Shall Not Be Names off of Fark


Every time you post in a thread about her, you increase the chance/risk that more threads about will be greenlit in the future.
Not that I complain, I think she's still sorta entertaining, but if you don't want to talk about her, why don't you just, you know, not talk about her?
 
2013-12-28 02:02:18 PM  

eddiesocket: whcrow: Sgt Otter: StopLurkListen: Here's what Sarah Palin is defending:

"I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person," Robertson is quoted in GQ. "Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, 'I tell you what: These doggone white people'-not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues." --A&E star Phil Robertson

Yeah, because when black people under Jim Crow were complaining about how awful they were being treated by the white establishment, they'd be sure to do it within earshot of another white person.


It's hard for people that grew up being racist in the city to accept there were/are places where it's not a problem.

Yep, as long as those cotton-pickin' white-trash equivalent blacks know their place, there's no problem at all!


Ahhh. The old "There were poor white people, so segregation and the racism that black people face doesn't matter and is irrelevant." argument.
 
2013-12-28 02:08:45 PM  

whcrow: did my family tree found mulatto on the census all thru the 1800's and early 1900's. so you basically just called a colored scum....


You're scum because you just mangled the English language so badly I have no idea what the fark you are on about.
 
2013-12-28 02:20:01 PM  
When someone tells you they have a "gay friend" or a "black friend", what they are really saying is that there is one person of that group they can actually tolerate.
 
2013-12-28 02:35:24 PM  

Alphakronik: When someone tells you they have a "gay friend" or a "black friend", what they are really saying is that there is one person of that group they can actually tolerate.


Well said, I think that's probably true.
 
2013-12-28 02:43:58 PM  

Alphax: I don't bother trying to read her words anymore.. my brain will just lock up and reset.


I take three passes at each statement, numbering each word in a 1-2-3 succession. The first pass, I only read the #1 words, the second pass the #2 words and the third pass the #3 words. Surprisingly, the reordered statements make just as much sense as the original.
 
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