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(Huffington Post)   Sarah Palin wants you to know that she has a gay friend, and that gay friend is "pissed off." But she can't tell us the gay friend's name. Or gender   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 257
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2013-12-28 06:29:26 AM
Vacuous biatch says what?
 
2013-12-28 06:33:50 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend


Nope

www.washingtonpost.com

However I bet she wished that stayed in the dark, if you know what I mean
 
2013-12-28 06:36:14 AM

Apos: AW STANDINGS(FINAL WEEK OF 2013):

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x292]
FIRST PLACE(HIBERNATION'S OVER)

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x275]
SECOND PLACE

[www.gurl.com image 400x225]
THIRD PLACE


mynetimages.com
 
2013-12-28 06:38:37 AM

ongbok: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend

Nope

[www.washingtonpost.com image 296x394]

However I bet she wished that stayed in the dark, if you know what I mean


Hmm, you know, none of her kids look like him..  did she use some of that evil birth control?
 
2013-12-28 06:38:55 AM
She's Canadian, you guys wouldn't know her.
 
2013-12-28 06:43:55 AM
slog.thestranger.com
www.faithmouse.com
www.faithmouse.com
i132.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-28 06:49:15 AM

fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?


Palin's gay friend is deeply offended by A&E's hypocrisy in refusing to fire any other reality-show start for 'offensive' speech.  No gay-friend comment about A&E dumping Dog the Bounty Hunter after he went all Mel Gibson about Jews and not one Christian stood up to defend the Jews -OR- free speech, and Dog was brought back to resume taping a while later.  Also no gay-friend comment about Dixie Chicks being erased from country music overnight when Christians sploded radio station phone lines with cries of 'traitor!!' and 'it's un-American to criticize President Bush!!'

Palin's gay friend is deeply offended by public speech condemning Duckblower's gentle humble spreading of the good news of Jesus Christ.  But when it comes to preaching that gays are heartless, faithless, senseless, ruthless, America-destroying, family-killing, goat-farking plotters of evil, gay-friend is all totes McGotes.

Sarah Palin's gay friend is just Sarah Palin speaking her own opinion in third-person gay.
 
2013-12-28 06:51:54 AM
FTFA: She's not my gay friend, she is one of my best friends who happens to have made a choice that isn't a choice that I have made. But I'm not going to judge people."

Oh FFS, she can't even pretend to have a gay friend right.

GreatGlavinsGhost: It's Greta Van Susterin, or however that guy spells his name.


Sarah Palin does seem to give Greta a massive lady boner so you may well have something there.

After reading Palin's latest word salad juxtaposed alongside crazy Unka Phil's incoherent GQ rant in TFA I can at least take some solace in the fact that the pair of them never met up early on and had kids together.

Small blessings, all that.
 
2013-12-28 06:52:10 AM
www.faithmouse.com
www.faithmouse.com
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
www.chow.com

I'm...slightly amazed that there's so many.
 
2013-12-28 07:07:13 AM
Dear Santa Mods,
All I want for Christmas is to have all Sarah Palin links moved from Politics to Entertainment tab.

I have been a good girl.
Thanks!
RueTheDay69
 
2013-12-28 07:35:26 AM
fta "You're going to see people wearing their camo, you're gonna see people wearing their red, white, and blue bandannas, and be out there with their duck calls and everything else as this manifestation of support for a family that is traditional and strong..."

So they'll be marching about with the folks who have teabags dangling from their tricorn hats? Awesome.
 
2013-12-28 07:41:19 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: We could just ignore her

/fat chance around here, I know


We could, but why should we?  Every time she speaks, we're reminded why Republican voters are sub-human pieces of shiat.
 
2013-12-28 07:52:34 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend


I actually have a gay black friend. He went to college and his little gay flower bloomed (it wasn't much of a stretch).

I've said it's more efficient when I need to prove I'm not racist. Now, if he could change religions and be a Muslim, I could save ANOTHER spot in my phone's contact list.
 
2013-12-28 07:57:15 AM
He must not be a very good friend if she still dresses like that.

/me-Yow!
 
2013-12-28 08:10:10 AM

Bloody William: fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?

No. Sarah Palin has discovered that she doesn't have to actually say anything, she just needs to string together words long enough for whoever's "interviewing" her to nod and it'll be taken as something uttered in English that deserves consideration by someone with a central nervous system. She realizes that she doesn't need to actually use  language anymore.


The best part of the Palin saga?  Having to watch conservatives defend and vote for her.  She's their answer to, "What's the Republican alternative?".

I want to see her run again to see people have to choke on their puke a little as they rush to her defense.
 
2013-12-28 08:10:13 AM

Bloody William: fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?

No. Sarah Palin has discovered that she doesn't have to actually say anything, she just needs to string together words long enough for whoever's "interviewing" her to nod and it'll be taken as something uttered in English that deserves consideration by someone with a central nervous system. She realizes that she doesn't need to actually use  language anymore.


O irony, thy name is  Bloody William!
 
2013-12-28 08:11:39 AM

HooskerDoo: [img.fark.net image 345x400]


You nailed it.
 
2013-12-28 08:29:43 AM

OooShiny: Sarah Palin's gay friend is just Sarah Palin speaking her own opinion in third-person gay.


Yup.
 
2013-12-28 08:38:26 AM

stamped human bacon: Her "friend" is her.


Sarah Palin is Sybil!
 
2013-12-28 08:38:57 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend

I actually have a gay black friend. He went to college and his little gay flower bloomed (it wasn't much of a stretch).

I've said it's more efficient when I need to prove I'm not racist. Now, if he could change religions and be a Muslim, I could save ANOTHER spot in my phone's contact list.


Wow, a gay-black-Muslim friends, you'd be off the hook for just about every off-handed bigoted statement you could possible make. Congratulations.
 
2013-12-28 08:49:08 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: We could just ignore her

/fat chance around here, I know


Wouldn't "ignoring her" require that you don't post in threads about her?
And doesn't that make your comment deeply self-contradicting?
 
2013-12-28 08:52:21 AM
If anyone I know ever tried to use the, "I have a gay friend," defense against charges for bigotry, I'd be calling a press conference to denounce them that very day.
 
2013-12-28 08:56:39 AM
"I'm not a misanthrope; I have a human friend!"
 
2013-12-28 08:57:00 AM
Her one "friend" does not speak for the rest of us gays.

The homophobe is back on the air. I suggest that somehow a bunch of queer-loving people insinuate themselves on to the show.
 
2013-12-28 08:57:36 AM

Apos: AW STANDINGS(FINAL WEEK OF 2013):

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x292]
FIRST PLACE(HIBERNATION'S OVER)

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x275]
SECOND PLACE

[www.gurl.com image 400x225]
THIRD PLACE


HooskerDoo: [img.fark.net image 345x400]


I think we found a crew for a manned mission to land on the sun.
 
2013-12-28 08:57:45 AM

ruetheday69: Dear Santa Mods,
All I want for Christmas is to have all Sarah Palin links moved from Politics to Entertainment tab.

I have been a good girl.
Thanks!
RueTheDay69


Mods, please don't do this.  This is why:
markfara:I don't want to ignore her. I don't want anyone else to ignore her. I want her around to remind us all what type of person the Republicans think is fit to LEAD THE COUNTRY!

Also, it's not Christmas anymore.  It's the 28th.
 
2013-12-28 09:04:39 AM

Bucky Katt: Bloody William: fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?

No. Sarah Palin has discovered that she doesn't have to actually say anything, she just needs to string together words long enough for whoever's "interviewing" her to nod and it'll be taken as something uttered in English that deserves consideration by someone with a central nervous system. She realizes that she doesn't need to actually use  language anymore.

That's the best explanation I've seen thus far.


I've got a better one for you. Sarah Palin is actually  meow says the dog.
 
2013-12-28 09:11:25 AM

namatad: "It seems like, to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus," he told the magazine. "That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I'm saying? But hey, sin: It's not logical, my man. It's just not logical." 

LOLWUT????????????????

No dood, I have no idea what you are saying.
Other than that you are a POS.
DOOD, with a big family like yours, you know, the odds are pretty good that one of them is a homosexual!!
You should go throw everyones googles search log until you find them!!


Guy states his preference for vaginal intercourse over anal and everyone flips their shiat.


I think anal sex is disgusting, gay or straight. Absolutely disgusting.

Bring on the hordes calling for me to be beaten or something.


/nobody cares about his completely wrong assessment of the Jim Crow era which is the real issue.
 
2013-12-28 09:17:50 AM

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: I'm...slightly amazed that there's so many.


I have the weirdest boner
 
2013-12-28 09:18:57 AM

TheGregiss: Guy states his preference for vaginal intercourse over anal and everyone flips their shiat.


Yep, that's the sum total of what he said about homosexuality. Didn't say anything else at all. You nailed it. You really should change your name to Honest Gregiss, on account of how totally honest you are.
 
2013-12-28 09:20:12 AM
I'm sure Fox and the RNC are working round the clock to hire someone to appear publicly as the gay friend, and when that happens Mrs. Todd Palin will be vindicated yet again!

/automatically president, blah blah
 
2013-12-28 09:26:35 AM
We can just ignore Fark.
 
2013-12-28 09:27:16 AM

namatad: "That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer.


This is the best part. Phil's saying that he doesn't mind a trip down the Poop Chute once in a while, but darn it, he's going to pick the model with all the extra options!
 
2013-12-28 09:30:44 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-28 09:33:37 AM
Looks like Sarah Palin is confusing one of the voices in her head as being a "lesbian friend".
 
2013-12-28 09:37:49 AM

Apos: AW STANDINGS(FINAL WEEK OF 2013):


The last one makes me have to do this:

i286.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-28 09:49:49 AM
She's a creepy coont.
 
2013-12-28 09:55:08 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-28 09:59:36 AM
I'll give Sarah Palin one thing... She has managed to get people to listen to her incessant squawking for much longer than they should have. I'm not sure if it is the vapid willful ignorance or the grossly obvious attempts at pandering, but she sure does manage to turn up the noise in just the right way so she can get some attention.
 
2013-12-28 10:03:49 AM
Whoever reads her emails to her probably wasn't speaking clearly.
 
2013-12-28 10:10:11 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend


Condoleeza Rice?
 
2013-12-28 10:14:52 AM

liquidlen: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend

Condoleeza Rice?


Nice
 
2013-12-28 10:15:09 AM

HooskerDoo: [img.fark.net image 345x400]


winner
 
2013-12-28 10:17:07 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: We could just ignore her

/fat chance around here, I know


But then what would we laugh at?
 
2013-12-28 10:17:57 AM

JohnnyC: I'll give Sarah Palin one thing... She has managed to get people to listen to her incessant squawking for much longer than they should have. I'm not sure if it is the vapid willful ignorance or the grossly obvious attempts at pandering, but she sure does manage to turn up the noise in just the right way so she can get some attention.


Meh.. she's like Rush or Stern. People listen to them to be outraged. It's like riding a roller coaster or watching somebody slip on ice. Sarah says something stupid and lefties like to pretend that they're offended, but they're secretly happy she's so farking stupid and a figurehead of the retarded right, and then people on the right like to prop her up because they think she really gets under the skin of those marxists on the left, but that's only because they're too stupid to realize how meta it all really is.

In the end though, Sarah gets paid, and the more stupid situations she injects herself into, the more she gets paid. Much like Jessie Jackson, Donald Trump, Ann Coulter, Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian.
 
2013-12-28 10:19:14 AM
Man, if I was Sarah Palin's friend, I wouldn't want to be named. That'd be embarrassing, being associated with her.
 
2013-12-28 10:22:59 AM

Lackofname: Man, if I was Sarah Palin's friend, I wouldn't want to be named. That'd be embarrassing, being associated with her.


It depends on what she's paying people to be her friend.
 
2013-12-28 10:23:13 AM

Gyrfalcon: Bucky Katt: Bloody William: fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?

No. Sarah Palin has discovered that she doesn't have to actually say anything, she just needs to string together words long enough for whoever's "interviewing" her to nod and it'll be taken as something uttered in English that deserves consideration by someone with a central nervous system. She realizes that she doesn't need to actually use  language anymore.

That's the best explanation I've seen thus far.

Except for the "discovered" part. Palin  never actually "discovered" anything in her life.


So... you're saying that Sarah Palin's prominence in American society is due to the Clever Hans effect?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-28 10:23:48 AM
Well, +10 for Palin in fantasy derp-ball.
 
2013-12-28 10:39:37 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: liquidlen: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend

Condoleeza Rice?

Nice


Perfect, even. Except that the last time Sarah riang her up, it was...

"How many times do I have to tell you -- if that crazy biatch calls again, I'm IN A FREAKIN' MEETING!"
 
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