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(Huffington Post)   Sarah Palin wants you to know that she has a gay friend, and that gay friend is "pissed off." But she can't tell us the gay friend's name. Or gender   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 255
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2013-12-27 11:27:06 PM  
It's Pat!
 
2013-12-27 11:28:36 PM  
We could just ignore her

/fat chance around here, I know
 
2013-12-27 11:29:24 PM  
She said it was a chick. So ...
 
2013-12-27 11:39:13 PM  
You know how I know that subby DNRTFA?
 
2013-12-28 12:01:22 AM  
She emailed me to say she is outraged at A&E for the hypocrisy here, for the things that they air on their program that she finds offensive, yet A&E doesn't fire a star or somebody involved in their programming based on what they said but they would when it comes to Phil on Duck Dynasty and this friend, she said that she would boycott A&E and that network, and uh, um, she's not the only one

Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?

Oh and speaking of hypocrisy, you know who else got fired for things they said?

abcnews.go.com

Sarah didn't seem too upset about that one.
 
2013-12-28 12:05:14 AM  
"She emailed me to say she is outraged at A&E for the hypocrisy here..."

Got half of that mystery solved for ya, Subby.
 
2013-12-28 12:11:52 AM  
"It seems like, to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus," he told the magazine. "That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I'm saying? But hey, sin: It's not logical, my man. It's just not logical." 

LOLWUT????????????????

No dood, I have no idea what you are saying.
Other than that you are a POS.
DOOD, with a big family like yours, you know, the odds are pretty good that one of them is a homosexual!!
You should go throw everyones googles search log until you find them!!
 
2013-12-28 12:27:14 AM  
So pee pee or poopoo?
 
2013-12-28 12:34:50 AM  
"She emailed me to say she is outraged at A&E for the hypocrisy here, for the things that they air on their program that she finds offensive, yet A&E doesn't fire a star or somebody involved in their programming based on what they said but they would when it comes to Phil on Duck Dynasty and this friend, she said that she would boycott A&E and that network, and uh, um, she's not the only one," Palin said.

Has Sarah ever said something that was not a word salad?

And what exactly does her friend find objectionable to on A&E's programming?
 
2013-12-28 12:35:02 AM  
she is one of my best friends who happens to have made a choice that isn't a choice that I have made

Did your gay friend tell you that her sexuality was a choice that she made, Sarah? Yeah, I didn't think so. You don't have a gay friend, you met a lesbian once 30 years ago and have been making shiat up about her to serve your own rhetoric ever since.

Will someone cut namatad off? He's had enough. :P
 
2013-12-28 12:42:59 AM  
I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend
 
2013-12-28 12:47:55 AM  

spongeboob: "She emailed me to say she is outraged at A&E for the hypocrisy here, for the things that they air on their program that she finds offensive, yet A&E doesn't fire a star or somebody involved in their programming based on what they said but they would when it comes to Phil on Duck Dynasty and this friend, she said that she would boycott A&E and that network, and uh, um, she's not the only one," Palin said.

Has Sarah ever said something that was not a word salad?

And what exactly does her friend find objectionable to on A&E's programming?


Storage Wars? American Hoggers? Panic 911? Shipping Wars? Bad Ink?
 
2013-12-28 12:50:58 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend


Michael Steele contains multitudes
 
2013-12-28 01:06:53 AM  
Yeah, I'm sure this "friend" told you she made a choice to be a lesbian, Sarah.  Didn't she admit she hadn't read the actual comments this guy had made a few days into defending them on Fox News?
 
2013-12-28 01:11:45 AM  
Behold your legacy, Senator McCain.
 
2013-12-28 01:14:15 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-28 01:35:39 AM  
Oh Vagoo, you've done it again!
 
2013-12-28 01:36:14 AM  

spongeboob: "She emailed me to say she is outraged at A&E for the hypocrisy here, for the things that they air on their program that she finds offensive, yet A&E doesn't fire a star or somebody involved in their programming based on what they said but they would when it comes to Phil on Duck Dynasty and this friend, she said that she would boycott A&E and that network, and uh, um, she's not the only one," Palin said.

Has Sarah ever said something that was not a word salad?

And what exactly does her friend find objectionable to on A&E's programming?


I'm wondering the same thing. But I'm guessing this "friend" is about as real as Michelle Bachmann's "vaccine caused autism" mother.
 
2013-12-28 01:39:39 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-12-28 01:41:41 AM  

fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?


No. Sarah Palin has discovered that she doesn't have to actually say anything, she just needs to string together words long enough for whoever's "interviewing" her to nod and it'll be taken as something uttered in English that deserves consideration by someone with a central nervous system. She realizes that she doesn't need to actually use  language anymore.
 
2013-12-28 01:54:02 AM  
I think almost anyone would be pissed off if they had Palin as a friend.  Even I can do better than that and I'm a loser.
 
2013-12-28 01:54:48 AM  

Bloody William: fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?

No. Sarah Palin has discovered that she doesn't have to actually say anything, she just needs to string together words long enough for whoever's "interviewing" her to nod and it'll be taken as something uttered in English that deserves consideration by someone with a central nervous system. She realizes that she doesn't need to actually use  language anymore.


I was just going to post a picture of Darmok, but since this showed up as the 5th search result I have to go with it.

i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-28 01:54:54 AM  
I had a black friend for a while, he was pissed off too.  I really used to enjoy calling him up to ask about whatever new thing the blacks were up to at the time.  Like: "Hey Marquillis (he said his name was just Mark because he was embarrassed about his real black name, so I just guessed a new name every time I called) what are you guys up to with this twerking thing?  You've whored up Hannah Montana!"  We were good friends, but he had a lot of anger and eventually stopped talking to me.  I mean, he was one of the good ones and it makes me wonder if there really is no hope for us and them to ever get along.
 
2013-12-28 01:57:01 AM  

Bloody William: fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?

No. Sarah Palin has discovered that she doesn't have to actually say anything, she just needs to string together words long enough for whoever's "interviewing" her to nod and it'll be taken as something uttered in English that deserves consideration by someone with a central nervous system. She realizes that she doesn't need to actually use  language anymore.


That's the best explanation I've seen thus far.
 
2013-12-28 02:32:41 AM  
Doesn't matter. The Teatards will buy it.


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-28 03:00:45 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet she has a friend who's black, too

/quite likely the same friend


But the important question is when did she choose to be black?
 
2013-12-28 03:46:00 AM  

spongeboob: "She emailed me to say she is outraged at A&E for the hypocrisy here, for the things that they air on their program that she finds offensive, yet A&E doesn't fire a star or somebody involved in their programming based on what they said but they would when it comes to Phil on Duck Dynasty and this friend, she said that she would boycott A&E and that network, and uh, um, she's not the only one," Palin said.

Has Sarah ever said something that was not a word salad?

And what exactly does her friend find objectionable to on A&E's programming?


Has this "friend" even complained to A&E, or contacted the appropriate anti-defamation organization to contact A&E?  Or just sat there pouting and expected A&E to read her mind?
 
2013-12-28 04:52:32 AM  

Bucky Katt: Bloody William: fusillade762: Anyone want to try parsing this word salad for me?

No. Sarah Palin has discovered that she doesn't have to actually say anything, she just needs to string together words long enough for whoever's "interviewing" her to nod and it'll be taken as something uttered in English that deserves consideration by someone with a central nervous system. She realizes that she doesn't need to actually use  language anymore.

That's the best explanation I've seen thus far.


Except for the "discovered" part. Palin  never actually "discovered" anything in her life.
 
2013-12-28 04:57:32 AM  
I see Fark is confusing the Politics and Entertainment tabs again.

Or vice versa.
 
2013-12-28 04:59:06 AM  
COURIC: And when it comes to establishing your view of homosexuals, I was curious, how many LGBT people do you regularly talk to - to stay informed and to understand their world?

PALIN: I've talked to most of them again with a great appreciation for their views, for the gays, coming f-

COURIC: But like which ones specifically? I'm curious that you-

PALIN: Um, all of 'em, any of 'em that, um, have, have been in front of me over all these years. Um, I have a va-
 
2013-12-28 05:01:29 AM  
Sarah Palin makes delicious word salad.
 
2013-12-28 05:01:47 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I see Fark is confusing the Politics and Entertainment tabs again.

Or vice versa.


Yeah, I thought that was settled. Guess not.
 
2013-12-28 05:01:58 AM  

Snapper Carr: Sarah Palin makes delicious word salad.


In her case, it's more like a smoothie.
 
2013-12-28 05:04:53 AM  
It's Greta Van Susterin, or however that guy spells his name.
 
2013-12-28 05:05:41 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Snapper Carr: Sarah Palin makes delicious word salad.

In her case, it's more like a smoothie.


A chunky smoothie.
 
2013-12-28 05:07:50 AM  
Bread and Circuses...for miles and miles
 
2013-12-28 05:20:49 AM  
AW STANDINGS(FINAL WEEK OF 2013):

4.bp.blogspot.com
FIRST PLACE(HIBERNATION'S OVER)

2.bp.blogspot.com
SECOND PLACE

www.gurl.com
THIRD PLACE
 
2013-12-28 05:24:13 AM  
I personally believe that U.S. gays are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have vaginas and, uh, I believe that our A&E like such as in San Francisco and uh, the France, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our A&E over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help San Francisco and should help the France and the Euro countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children...
 
2013-12-28 05:25:36 AM  
She's still fishing for another 15 minutes. The rubes seem to be willing to give it to her plus all their money.  Nothing that comes out of her mouth is relevant.  I say go back to Alaska. I don't care what you do there just go.
 
2013-12-28 05:27:30 AM  
I don't bother trying to read her words anymore.. my brain will just lock up and reset.
 
2013-12-28 05:28:02 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Gyrfalcon: Snapper Carr: Sarah Palin makes delicious word salad.

In her case, it's more like a smoothie.

A chunky smoothie.


www.freecodesource.com
 
2013-12-28 05:29:29 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-28 05:32:22 AM  

sparkeyjames: She's still fishing for another 15 minutes. The rubes seem to be willing to give it to her plus all their money.  Nothing that comes out of her mouth is relevant.  I say go back to Alaska. I don't care what you do there just go.


Might I suggest ice fishing?

gifsoup.com
 
2013-12-28 05:38:05 AM  
The ascension of this mongoloid to anything other than Village Slampiece is truly a sign of Chuck Norris' 1000 years of derpness yet to come.
 
2013-12-28 05:50:21 AM  
She's lying.  Sociopaths don't have friends.
 
2013-12-28 05:50:39 AM  
I have a straight friend who is outraged at Sarah's gay friend's cable provider's brother-in-law's Pomeranian.

/I don't have any friends
 
2013-12-28 06:02:44 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: We could just ignore her

/fat chance around here, I know


I don't want to ignore her. I don't want anyone else to ignore her. I want her around to remind us all what type of person the Republicans think is fit to LEAD THE COUNTRY!
 
2013-12-28 06:03:01 AM  
Yet the headline below this one says conservatives are bad at comedy.
 
2013-12-28 06:12:24 AM  

As the turbulent year draws to a close
We're stuck again in the very painful throes
Of an SP word salad
What a nauseating ballad!
May the new year be devoid of those.

 
2013-12-28 06:26:03 AM  
Her "friend" is her.
 
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