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(WAVY Virginia)   Father buys his son a brand new Nintendo DS for Christmas, but of course it was used and came pre-loaded with porn   (wavy.com) divider line 72
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2013-12-27 11:34:10 PM
Depending on the type of porn

BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVAR
 
2013-12-27 11:42:51 PM
Knowing Fark I was expecting the [HERO] tag for Dad...

I suspect only young kids are into nintendo DS anymore, so yeh son is probably not at an appreciable age yet.

*reads article*

Heh, a likely walmart returned item, resold as new, good times...

I'm thinking lulz were had by first buyer...
 
2013-12-28 12:26:01 AM
"It was a shocker because we had family here..."

/Heh
 
2013-12-28 12:46:49 AM
And on that day, a certain 8 year old's kinks and fetishes were born, lo as unto the Christ child.
 
2013-12-28 01:16:41 AM

Piizzadude: Depending on the type of porn

BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVAR


technabob.com
 
2013-12-28 01:46:53 AM
I wish the socks I got for Christmas had been pre-loaded with porn.
 
2013-12-28 02:02:31 AM

Piizzadude: Depending on the type of porn

BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVAR


done in one!
 
2013-12-28 03:08:56 AM
But not just any pictures -images an 8-year-old should never see.

There is no way I could not read that sentence in Bill Kurtis's voice.
 
2013-12-28 03:43:07 AM
why can't windows come with a sample gallery of equal or superior stature?
 
2013-12-28 03:45:08 AM
So that's how all those crappy quality youtube video's are filmed...I knew it wasn't a potato...Nintendo DS...Those sneaky bastards...
 
2013-12-28 03:48:17 AM
I know I've seen this before on fark a while back but I think it was from Amazon Showroom... Eh... Best Buy.
 
2013-12-28 03:51:54 AM
Ah, yes. The old Nintendo DS, with no camera or built-in Web browser or photo storage.

Or TFA didn't bother to get their facts right, and it was a DSi, 3DS standard or XL, or 2DS. You know, the ones that actually have photo storage and viewing capability out of the box.
 
2013-12-28 03:52:34 AM

Allen262: I know I've seen this before on fark a while back but I think it was from Amazon Showroom... Eh... Best Buy.


Okay for those that this also rings a bell here it is from last year.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7505818/Boy-receives-Nintendo-DS-full-o f- porn-for-Christmas-family-is-traumatized-by-racy-images-No-word-yet-on -if-anyone-is-outraged-disgusted-if-any-major-political-leaders-are-at -fault

/Sorry Best Buy I was wrong. It wast GameStop.
 
2013-12-28 03:56:24 AM
So  that's where it went..
 
2013-12-28 03:57:41 AM
So, it was either a DSi or a 3DS model, not a 'DS'. Goddamn I hate it when the reporters get the model wrong.
 
2013-12-28 03:58:44 AM
In my day, you had to pay extra for that.
 
2013-12-28 04:03:33 AM

ladyfortuna: So, it was either a DSi or a 3DS model, not a 'DS'. Goddamn I hate it when the reporters get the model wrong.


At least they didn't call it a Gameboy...
 
2013-12-28 04:04:13 AM

Sgt Otter: Piizzadude: Depending on the type of porn

BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVAR


Haha, that's seriously awesome!
 
2013-12-28 04:05:05 AM
All I want for Christmas is my two front...............
 
2013-12-28 04:05:42 AM

ladyfortuna: So, it was either a DSi or a 3DS model, not a 'DS'. Goddamn I hate it when the reporters get the model wrong.


I hate it when they can't tell me what kind of porn we're talking about here.
 
2013-12-28 04:07:59 AM
Had a DS light back before I had a smart phone, and it was one of the best gaming systems I'd ever owned a hella fun, thought I did have an R50 flash card so I could download games from the net. Ace Detective and Advanced wars were sooo awesome, as we're the Layton games.

/ that card also had a built in video player, so it was post-loaded with porn for travelling >:D
 
2013-12-28 04:11:50 AM

Allen262: ladyfortuna: So, it was either a DSi or a 3DS model, not a 'DS'. Goddamn I hate it when the reporters get the model wrong.

At least they didn't call it a Gameboy...


I am grateful that the reporter did not refer to the gaming device as an AR-15.
 
2013-12-28 04:13:26 AM

Dimensio: Allen262: ladyfortuna: So, it was either a DSi or a 3DS model, not a 'DS'. Goddamn I hate it when the reporters get the model wrong.

At least they didn't call it a Gameboy...

I am grateful that the reporter did not refer to the gaming device as an AR-15.


*snerk*
 
2013-12-28 04:13:33 AM

Danger Avoid Death: I wish the socks I got for Christmas had been pre-loaded with porn.


They'll be loaded with something, after you're done watching porn.
 
2013-12-28 04:16:26 AM

Dimensio: Allen262: ladyfortuna: So, it was either a DSi or a 3DS model, not a 'DS'. Goddamn I hate it when the reporters get the model wrong.

At least they didn't call it a Gameboy...

I am grateful that the reporter did not refer to the gaming device as an AR-15.


It's made of plastic and is small, it would be a glock.
 
2013-12-28 04:22:42 AM
I've been spending the past couple of days playing Ocarina of Time on my special edition Zelda 3DS. The good one too, the older black with gold trim one, not the larger model that is mostly gold. I haven't played this game in years and years and it is every bit as good as I remember. Just wish they would put out a remake of Majora's Mask as well.

And porn or no porn, stores that rebox and resell as new returned systems can die in a fire.
 
2013-12-28 04:24:47 AM
But not just any pictures -images an 8-year-old should never see.

Those pictures were that violent eh?
 
2013-12-28 04:32:18 AM

Yes this is dog: Dimensio: Allen262: ladyfortuna: So, it was either a DSi or a 3DS model, not a 'DS'. Goddamn I hate it when the reporters get the model wrong.

At least they didn't call it a Gameboy...

I am grateful that the reporter did not refer to the gaming device as an AR-15.

It's made of plastic and is small, it would be a glock.


I've heard that those Glocks are made TOTALLY OUT OF PLASTIC and you can just WALK RIGHT THROUGH a metal detector with one!

Also, aren't the bullets made out of explosive poison or something?
 
2013-12-28 04:44:17 AM
I'm in the "just erase them and talk to your kids" camp. Sure, complain to the Walmart and ask them to let someone know that they have to be more careful about what happens with returned merchandise or with merchandise in general. But all of this? It doesn't really accomplish much. Stuff like this will always happen, sometimes on purpose when people decide it'd be great fun to load porn onto a device and ship it out. Factory workers get bored too, after all.

Odds are that the dad only found out about all of this through one of the other kids. I know that when I was 8 the last thing I'd do is deliberately tell someone that I found illicit, free porn unless it involved children or animals.
 
2013-12-28 04:44:28 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-12-28 04:49:04 AM

Piizzadude: Depending on the type of porn

BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVAR


i know, right?
 
2013-12-28 04:51:18 AM

ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN: Danger Avoid Death: I wish the socks I got for Christmas had been pre-loaded with porn.

They'll be loaded with something, after you're done watching porn.


Explains why my toes are all squishy.
 
2013-12-28 04:54:00 AM

Danger Avoid Death: ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN: Danger Avoid Death: I wish the socks I got for Christmas had been pre-loaded with porn.

They'll be loaded with something, after you're done watching porn.

Explains why my toes are all squishy.


that's the daibetes.
 
2013-12-28 04:58:45 AM
But not just any pictures -- images an 8-year-old should never see.

 i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-28 05:33:04 AM
I bought a 3DS when it first came out (updated OoT!). Not gonna lie: the first and only thing I ever did with the 3D camera was take a picture of my dick.
 
GBB
2013-12-28 05:44:04 AM
TFA: Mayhew said the Nintendo DS had at a dozen pornographic pictures. He now wants to know where they came from.

Yes.  WHERE did these pictures come from?!   I want addresses!
 
2013-12-28 06:03:12 AM
It's a farking 3DS, not a DS, dipshiats,
 
2013-12-28 06:22:25 AM
But not just any pictures -images an 8-year-old should never see.

I really do wonder about this alleged damage. I never had it happen, but I had lots of friends who later in life recounted hilarious stories of walking in on their parents, including one who walked in on his dad taking his mom from behind and thought that his dad was killing his mom, until his dad sat him down and explained that him and mommy were just playing a game.
 
2013-12-28 06:28:50 AM

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Thanks Dad!

 
2013-12-28 06:39:03 AM
I call shenanigans. There is a story like this every single year and it is always porn. Nope, don't believe it.
 
GBB
2013-12-28 06:42:15 AM
Headline Mashup:

Father buys son Nintendo DS.  Both found dead in underwater cave.
 
2013-12-28 07:31:13 AM
Best solution; Demand the name, phone number, and address of the original purchaser so they can have them over to DS or maybe even DS3 in real time. Giggity
 
2013-12-28 07:40:45 AM

ladyfortuna: So, it was either a DSi or a 3DS model, not a 'DS'. Goddamn I hate it when the reporters get the model wrong.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-28 08:20:19 AM

Vlad_the_Inaner: ladyfortuna: So, it was either a DSi or a 3DS model, not a 'DS'. Goddamn I hate it when the reporters get the model wrong.


That's some good police work there, Lou.
 
2013-12-28 08:20:56 AM
What kind of Dad buys their kid an electronic device of any sort and doesn't try it out first? If only to make sure it works. Geez.
 
2013-12-28 08:31:05 AM
Good thing he was saved from random visuals of sex so he can get on with playing hours and hours of games where he can blow the shiate out of people.

Son: "look dad!! If you shoot the zombies in the head the brains fly out the back"

Father: "Wow that looks so real, eh boy?" (Whispers to wife) "I hope he wasn't turned into a monster by seeing that breast for a full 20 seconds"
 
2013-12-28 08:32:49 AM
CSB time - I worked at (then) Electronics Boutique in the early 90s. Atari released their Jaguar. I took one home for a few nights along with Tempest 2000. Lo & behold - you could save you high scores & name to a cart! Not just 3 lame letters but 8!  My roommate & I had a weed-fueled field day with this feature. I brought back the Tempest game loaded with such mature sounding high score names like Jizgulp, Fartsnif, Cockluv and, well, you get the picture.

/Loved that game. Bought it & the Jag a year later.
//Wish I still had it.
 
2013-12-28 08:34:13 AM
oops, sorry kid, that was mine
 
2013-12-28 08:44:39 AM

Radak: But not just any pictures -images an 8-year-old should never see.

There is no way I could not read that sentence in Bill Kurtis's voice.


He can make any thing sound sinister..
 
2013-12-28 09:36:39 AM

Allen262: Allen262: I know I've seen this before on fark a while back but I think it was from Amazon Showroom... Eh... Best Buy.

Okay for those that this also rings a bell here it is from last year.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7505818/Boy-receives-Nintendo-DS-full-o f- porn-for-Christmas-family-is-traumatized-by-racy-images-No-word-yet-on -if-anyone-is-outraged-disgusted-if-any-major-political-leaders-are-at -fault

/Sorry Best Buy I was wrong. It wast GameStop.


Going to go check the thread because I'm sure I posted in it, came here to say "again?"
 
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