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(Slate)   "Vegan substitute mayonnaise is better than regular mayonnaise," claims person whose palate is utterly destroyed. Why not just go all-in and claim Miracle Whip is tolerable?   (slate.com) divider line 150
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2013-12-27 11:34:54 PM
Miracle Whip is great!
 
2013-12-27 11:38:06 PM

simplicimus: Miracle Whip is a great emetic!


Your sentence was incomplete.
 
2013-12-27 11:41:40 PM
shiat vs Vegan shiat; There are no winners here.
 
2013-12-27 11:49:25 PM

simplicimus: Miracle Whip is great!

 
2013-12-27 11:52:23 PM
It's all just lube to stuff food down your gullet.
 
2013-12-28 12:08:36 AM
FTFA: I decided to administer a highly unscientific blind taste test to some Slate staffers, not giving any hint that they might be eating an eggless substitute. I presented it in various concoctions, and 12 out of the 15 people who participated preferred at least one of the Vegenaise options to the Hellmann's option.

Of course 15 out of 15 Slate staffers prefer the taste of having their own heads up their asses.
 
2013-12-28 12:09:43 AM
Eh, I might give it a try if I see it in the store somewhere.
 
2013-12-28 12:15:23 AM
Give me Hellman's or Give me Death!
 
2013-12-28 12:27:33 AM
Wait... mockonnaise?
 
2013-12-28 12:29:00 AM
eggs are awesome. farkem
 
2013-12-28 12:53:29 AM
I like the tangy zip...
 
2013-12-28 01:22:12 AM
In other news, vegan goblin smegma may be preferable to regular goblin smegma. Neither is going on my sandwich.
 
2013-12-28 02:07:07 AM

BKITU: simplicimus: Miracle Whip is a great emetic!

Your sentence was incomplete.


+1000
 
2013-12-28 02:26:33 AM
Store bought mayo is great but making homemade mayo is even better. Bit of a hassle but well worth it for some dishes.
 
2013-12-28 02:26:54 AM
both miracle whip and mayo have their times and places.  However. it has to be hellmans mayo and/or Kraft Miracle Whip.
 
2013-12-28 02:27:26 AM
MOTHERfarkER I WILL MURDER YOU WITH THE TANGY ZIP OF MIRACLE WHIP
 
2013-12-28 02:27:26 AM
Also, Miracle Whip sucks ass. Don't know why anyone would prefer that swill over real mayo.
 
2013-12-28 02:29:38 AM
I can believe this, because the egg yolk is really just an emulsifier, right and not much flavor?

Find a suitable vegan substitute, and you'd probably be good to go.

I'll stick with my mayo though, TYVM.
 
2013-12-28 02:29:49 AM
Isn't mayo just processed vegetable oil nowadays anyway?
 
2013-12-28 02:29:52 AM

Danger Avoid Death: FTFA: I decided to administer a highly unscientific blind taste test to some Slate staffers, not giving any hint that they might be eating an eggless substitute. I presented it in various concoctions, and 12 out of the 15 people who participated preferred at least one of the Vegenaise options to the Hellmann's option.

Of course 15 out of 15 Slate staffers prefer the taste of having their own heads up their asses.



They tasted the one with eggs and said "Icky poo that tastes like lardy fat. My partner's transvestite cousin's personal trainer will just kill me this week if I eat any more of this."
 
2013-12-28 02:29:53 AM

Flragnararch: both miracle whip and mayo have their times and places.  However. it has to be hellmans mayo and/or Kraft Miracle Whip.


THIS.
 
2013-12-28 02:30:24 AM
Miracle Whip and margarine are not food.
 
2013-12-28 02:32:30 AM
Tried it, hate it, still eat it because I developed an egg allergy and hate mustard even more.
 
2013-12-28 02:33:22 AM
There is only one Mayo, all of the American crap is foul.
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2013-12-28 02:33:59 AM

Flragnararch: both miracle whip and mayo have their times and places.  However. it has to be hellmans mayo and/or Kraft Miracle Whip.


Yes! All of this!

Miracle Whip is excellent for deviled eggs, for example, but would be awful in spinach and artichoke dip.
 
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2013-12-28 02:38:20 AM

Cagey B: In other news, vegan goblin smegma may be preferable to regular goblin smegma. Neither is going on my sandwich.


TY Cagey B I needed a good laugh.
 
2013-12-28 02:40:52 AM
Hey guys, we should have a thread where we debate Soda or Pop
 
2013-12-28 02:41:44 AM
New York style pizza is the WORST.
Chicago FTW.
Who's with me?
 
2013-12-28 02:41:57 AM

cybrwzrd: There is only one Mayo, all of the American crap is foul.
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Came here for Kewpie, leaving satisfied.

/good jorb
 
2013-12-28 02:42:35 AM

Begoggle: Hey guys, we should have a thread where we debate Soda or Pop


The last one kind of fizzed out.
 
2013-12-28 02:43:39 AM

Flragnararch: both miracle whip and mayo have their times and places.  However. it has to be hellmans mayo and/or Kraft Miracle Whip.


This
 
2013-12-28 02:46:31 AM
we have vegans in the house and have always had veganaise in the fridge.  12 out of the 15 are wrong.  That stuff is nasty.
 
2013-12-28 02:46:56 AM
I put imitation mayo people in the same category of people who think turkey bacon is "just as good" as regular bacon. The "people I won't eat with" category.
 
2013-12-28 02:47:10 AM
Miracle whip is disgusting, and when they make commericials about how they're being persecuted you know how crappy the crap it.
 
2013-12-28 02:50:51 AM

carnifex2005: Store bought mayo is great but making homemade mayo is even better. Bit of a hassle but well worth it for some dishes.



"Only the best Clark!"

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2013-12-28 02:54:19 AM
Mayo snobs! I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2013-12-28 02:54:41 AM

namatad: Give me Hellman's or Give me Death!


Best Foods is so much better than Hellman's.
 
2013-12-28 02:55:25 AM
Mayo is farking disgusting.
 
2013-12-28 02:56:41 AM

Flragnararch: both miracle whip and mayo have their times and places.  However. it has to be hellmans mayo and/or Kraft Miracle Whip.


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Hellman's is fine in a pinch, but Miracle Whip is some seriously nasty shiat. Neither would ever make their blasphemous presence known on my tomato sandwich.
 
2013-12-28 02:59:42 AM
I won't eat anything with mayonnaise or mayonnaise substitutes because gross and ew.

/serious keep that shiat away from me
//that includes your monstrosities like 'thousand island dressing' and mystery/exotic 'sauces'
 
2013-12-28 03:04:34 AM
I buy ovo-lacto vegetarian mayonnaise down at the coop. I think it's about $6 for 64 ounces, but I think it tastes much better and is healthier than Hellman's. Also, it's ovo-lacto vegetarian friendly.

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2013-12-28 03:04:54 AM
"Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time " Has all your mayo fetish needs and a healthy dose of Nordic rage filled cooking and a fox...
 
2013-12-28 03:09:21 AM

WanPhat: we have vegans in the house and have always had veganaise in the fridge.


So is veganaise made by running a vegan through a blender? I wouldn't eat it, but I wouldn't mind making it.
 
2013-12-28 03:10:18 AM
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2013-12-28 03:11:24 AM
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¿Hay muchachos, que esta pasando en este hilo?
 
2013-12-28 03:11:44 AM
People complaining that mayo is disgusting (are not wrong) should give Veganaise a try, because it is truly delicious.

Also, this whole attitude of not trying something because it's labelled as "vegan" is getting old; there are plenty of delicious foods that omnivores eat that are delicious AND animal-free, but aren't labelled as "vegan"
 
2013-12-28 03:12:06 AM

simplicimus: Miracle Whip is great!

 
2013-12-28 03:12:12 AM

sleeper2995: Mayo snobs! I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


Sometimes, it's the little things in life.
 
2013-12-28 03:14:22 AM
But.... A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!!
 
2013-12-28 03:14:34 AM
I have to wonder what you use in place of egg yolk for an emulsifier and still keep it vegan.
 
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