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(Twitter)   Idle for 1619 days, the North Korean official Twitter feed comes alive with such gems as "Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un commends workers for increasing production of frozen squid"   (twitter.com) divider line 82
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2013-12-27 08:19:53 PM
I can't stop reading it.
 
2013-12-27 08:36:11 PM
pbs.twimg.com

Well, it's obvious they'll never win a fark photoshop contest
 
2013-12-27 08:40:29 PM
Chocolate rations have been increased...
 
2013-12-27 08:48:23 PM

Monkey2: Chocolate rations have been increased...


assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-12-27 08:52:21 PM
Pyongyang amusement parks abustle with Pyongyangites, overseas Koreans and foreigners as DPRK tourism swells.

Abustle? What the fark?
 
2013-12-27 09:01:01 PM

dj_bigbird: Pyongyang amusement parks abustle with Pyongyangites, overseas Koreans and foreigners as DPRK tourism swells.

Abustle? What the fark?


They threw a Malarkey in there as well.

War criminal John Kerry's lies about DPRK ridiculed as hopeless malarkey!

- DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) December 27, 2013
 
2013-12-27 09:27:56 PM
This is awesome.
 
2013-12-27 09:47:59 PM
Pyongyang University of Foreign Studies political scientist affirms people of DPRK enjoy unparalleled freedom and democracy!

Why, that sounds like a completely objective and unbiased study, so it must be true!
 
2013-12-27 09:55:20 PM
There are really some gems in there.  This is from a few years ago, but I never heard this story, is there anything that man couldn't do?


Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il tours Pyongyang Zoo, saves lives of children attacked by escaped bear.
- DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) July 22, 2009
 
2013-12-27 09:55:23 PM
U.S. midgets, awed by technology of all-conquering Korean People's Air Force, announce abandonment of air base at Okinawa.

I know the language is metaphorical, but this is hilarious to visualize.
 
2013-12-27 10:07:19 PM
They just picked up the beer/squirrel story that recently showed up on the main page.  Is the DPRK twitter team using Fark for ideas now?


Drunken U.S. women stab husbands for lack of beer. Korean Mother's League promises 100,000 soldiers for Juche Idea! http://t.co/yWywz3Av3Y
- DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) December 28, 2013
 
2013-12-27 10:18:55 PM
bespokecashmere.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-27 10:21:02 PM
Basketball player Dennis Rodman exchanges floral baskets of superior quality with Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un.

If you told someone five years ago that this would be an official tweet from NPRK, they would slap you.
 
2013-12-27 10:40:49 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: Basketball player Dennis Rodman exchanges floral baskets of superior quality with Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un.

If you told someone five years ago that this would be an official tweet from NPRK, they would slap you.


Because NPR doesn't have a Korea station?
 
2013-12-27 10:51:17 PM
Wait, apparently it's a joke by the guy who runs Popehat?  (who I believe is a Farker?)


Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un blasts Twitter as tool of capitalist ignorance! http://t.co/k98TiRWuCy
- DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) December 28, 2013
 
2013-12-27 10:59:55 PM
DPRK News Service @DPRK_News 7h
Unrivaled People's Air Force prepares launch of Musudan missile over Sea of Japan in advancement of DPRK weather satellite program.


Heh.  This one made me chuckle.
 
2013-12-27 11:11:27 PM
Which of you magnificent bastards did this???
 
2013-12-27 11:24:16 PM
It's like a NK version of all those little messages in Sim City.
 
2013-12-27 11:29:56 PM

dj_bigbird: Pyongyang amusement parks abustle with Pyongyangites, overseas Koreans and foreigners as DPRK tourism swells.

Abustle? What the fark?


It's in the hedgerow.
 
2013-12-27 11:32:12 PM

dj_bigbird: Pyongyang amusement parks abustle with Pyongyangites, overseas Koreans and foreigners as DPRK tourism swells.

Abustle? What the fark?


Rodman is to blame for this!!!
 
2013-12-27 11:32:56 PM

Forty-Two: Pyongyang University of Foreign Studies political scientist affirms people of DPRK enjoy unparalleled freedom and democracy!

Why, that sounds like a completely objective and unbiased study, so it must be true!


"Unparalleled" cuts both ways.
 
2013-12-27 11:33:33 PM
"frozen squid" must be a euphamism for some perverted sex act.
 
2013-12-27 11:35:30 PM
The best hacks are the ones that keep up the pretense without batting an eyelash.

Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un instructs mathematicians on correct social thought.


Brilliant.
 
2013-12-27 11:35:44 PM
Russian President Putin sends floral gift basket in commemoration of "Commentaries on Marxist Thought" by Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un.

Jeter would have sprung for a nice fruit basket.
 
2013-12-27 11:36:57 PM

Bucky Katt: "frozen squid" must be a euphamism for some perverted sex act.


that's what i thought
 
2013-12-27 11:39:43 PM
This is a great one: North Hamgyong Indoor Agricultural Workers Collective records record winter harvest of lemons, related citrus fruit.

Whoever is sending them out is a prime quality troll.
 
2013-12-27 11:40:16 PM
It's...

Beautiful.
 
2013-12-27 11:41:08 PM

Danger Avoid Death: dj_bigbird: Pyongyang amusement parks abustle with Pyongyangites, overseas Koreans and foreigners as DPRK tourism swells.

Abustle? What the fark?

It's in the hedgerow.


Well played, sir.
 
2013-12-27 11:43:04 PM

some_beer_drinker: Bucky Katt: "frozen squid" must be a euphamism for some perverted sex act.

that's what i thought


i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-27 11:43:04 PM

Forty-Two: U.S. midgets, awed by technology of all-conquering Korean People's Air Force, announce abandonment of air base at Okinawa.

I know the language is metaphorical, but this is hilarious to visualize.


Helpful pic of the midgets when de planes were spotted coming.

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-27 11:44:42 PM
This is my favorite, just because of the complete ambiguity of the statement:


Choshan University professors discover previously unknown facts concerning swine.
- DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) December 27, 2013
 
2013-12-27 11:46:49 PM
it's like reading the newscrawl at the bottom of an Onion News video.
 
2013-12-27 11:47:52 PM
My favorite so far:

"@DPRK_News: U.S. musician M.C. Hammer prays for peace with people of DPRK in rebuke to imperialist aggression of war secretary Hagel."

/subby
 
2013-12-27 11:51:31 PM
Calamari is serious business
 
2013-12-27 11:53:40 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Wait, apparently it's a joke by the guy who runs Popehat?  (who I believe is a Farker?)


Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un blasts Twitter as tool of capitalist ignorance! http://t.co/k98TiRWuCy
- DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) December 28, 2013


Maybe? Or someone hacked it?
 
2013-12-27 11:56:07 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Monkey2: Chocolate rations have been increased...

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and the people rejoiced

/yeah....
 
2013-12-27 11:57:26 PM

Relatively Obscure: DPRK News Service @DPRK_News 7h
Unrivaled People's Air Force prepares launch of Musudan missile over Sea of Japan in advancement of DPRK weather satellite program.

Heh.  This one made me chuckle.


I thought Koreans always called it the East Sea.
 
2013-12-28 12:03:08 AM
So we've been had.

Seemed legit, because North Korea.

/again, subby.
 
2013-12-28 12:03:31 AM

ausfahrk: Forty-Two: Pyongyang University of Foreign Studies political scientist affirms people of DPRK enjoy unparalleled freedom and democracy!

Why, that sounds like a completely objective and unbiased study, so it must be true!

"Unparalleled" cuts both ways.


Touché.
 
2013-12-28 12:08:21 AM

DBrandisNC: So we've been had.

Seemed legit, because North Korea.

/again, subby.


They should have gotten one of those accounts with the little check mark next to it.
 
2013-12-28 12:08:32 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-28 12:09:19 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Relatively Obscure: DPRK News Service @DPRK_News 7h
Unrivaled People's Air Force prepares launch of Musudan missile over Sea of Japan in advancement of DPRK weather satellite program.

Heh.  This one made me chuckle.

I thought Koreans always called it the East Sea.


Good catch.  Someone could be shot over that slip.
 
2013-12-28 12:11:17 AM
Haedongsha Distillery no. 3 surpasses all goals for production of medicinal wines.

My favorite kind.
 
2013-12-28 12:12:01 AM
Frozen Squid?
s10.postimg.org
Not impressed.
 
2013-12-28 12:23:08 AM

JohnAnnArbor: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Relatively Obscure: DPRK News Service @DPRK_News 7h
Unrivaled People's Air Force prepares launch of Musudan missile over Sea of Japan in advancement of DPRK weather satellite program.

Heh.  This one made me chuckle.

I thought Koreans always called it the East Sea.

Good catch.  Someone could be shot over that slip.


DPRK news reporters were shot... over the "Sea of Japan" flub.

They spun in.

There were no survivors.
 
2013-12-28 12:27:50 AM
I think I may create a Twitter account just so I can troll them.
 
2013-12-28 12:29:01 AM

worlddan: TuteTibiImperes: Wait, apparently it's a joke by the guy who runs Popehat?  (who I believe is a Farker?)


Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un blasts Twitter as tool of capitalist ignorance! http://t.co/k98TiRWuCy
- DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) December 28, 2013

Maybe? Or someone hacked it?


I second that opinion. Sounds a bit hacked to me.
 
2013-12-28 12:32:07 AM

JohnTuttle: worlddan: TuteTibiImperes: Wait, apparently it's a joke by the guy who runs Popehat?  (who I believe is a Farker?)


Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un blasts Twitter as tool of capitalist ignorance! http://t.co/k98TiRWuCy
- DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) December 28, 2013

Maybe? Or someone hacked it?

I second that opinion. Sounds a bit hacked to me.


It's a (comedic) third party tweeting the Japanese reposting of the DPRK news service.

/It also explains the "Sea of Japan" vs. "East Sea" nomenclature.
 
2013-12-28 12:33:45 AM

Forty-Two: ausfahrk: Forty-Two: Pyongyang University of Foreign Studies political scientist affirms people of DPRK enjoy unparalleled freedom and democracy!

Why, that sounds like a completely objective and unbiased study, so it must be true!

"Unparalleled" cuts both ways.

Touché.


Or, rather, "Juché".
 
2013-12-28 12:37:38 AM
Figures it's parody. I couldn't imagine a legitimate North Korean Twitter page not having a portrait of Kim Kong-Un being the back splash image.

/ Their list of who they follow is quite entertaining also.
 
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