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2013-12-27 08:30:50 PM
*clicks link*

Holy shiat.  I now have a bucket list.
 
2013-12-27 08:33:33 PM
FTFA:  Everything at Minus 5 is made of ice, from the walls to the seats to the very glass you'll drink from, although supposedly the name is misleading -- it's a balmy 23 degrees inside!

...which is -5 C.

DURRR
 
2013-12-27 09:34:11 PM
Love the Antarctica one..."Buy Your Beer With a Bra at the World's Southernmost Bar" I'm sure they're more interested in the boobies though.
 
2013-12-27 09:37:09 PM
I wish articles could kill themselves.
 
2013-12-27 09:46:00 PM
I thought some spots in Tacoma were the craziest places I've drank.
 
2013-12-27 09:46:37 PM
 a haven for Trekkies, Potterheads, Lord of the Rings obsessives, Star Wars fanatics, World of Warcraft addicts, the Doctor Who fandom, and all kinds of other nerds.

These people already have a haven.  It's exclusive and underground.  Unless you know their moms or the basement window is ajar.
 
2013-12-27 09:48:04 PM
FTFA: You can grab a drink here among the stalactites and stalagmites as you try to remember which is which.

uhm.. if a stalact holds tite it wont fall down, and if it tries, a stalactMITE reach the top

Is that so farkING HARD TO REMEMBER YOU UNSCHOOLED SON OF A WHORE!?!
 
2013-12-27 09:49:00 PM
I'd rather see a list of craziest places to get laid.

My personal fav was in a helicopter in front of an American Legion post.  And I....wasn't young at the time

/When the chopper's knockin don't come a-knockin
//It started with an Arnie impression.  "Get in da choppah."  lololol
 
2013-12-27 09:49:56 PM
Swim-up bar @ Schlitterbahn water park:
www.themeparkreview.com
 
2013-12-27 09:50:05 PM
i.huffpost.com

I drink anywhere there is high quality pussy
 
2013-12-27 09:52:24 PM

TheWhoppah: Swim-up bar @ Schlitterbahn water park:
[www.themeparkreview.com image 800x533]


Holy Schnitt! Thar be whales!

/fat
 
2013-12-27 09:54:34 PM
There's a cool little bar on the Costa Brava in Spain that has a glass floor with fish underneath.


/got nothin'
 
2013-12-27 09:54:34 PM
If you are white, getting a drink at any bar in Gary, IN is crazier than any of these.
 
2013-12-27 09:57:17 PM
While in NYC, I visited a mad-scientist-themed bar. The place was kitted out like Dr. Frankenstein's lab; every 45 minutes or so, all the electrodes and Jacob's ladders would fire up, lightning effects would begin, and a monster on a slab would lower from the ceiling on chains. The cruel bit was the bathroom...I asked its location, and an employee pointed me "down the hall and to the left". The hall in question was lined with full bookshelves, and at the end, on the left, was a door. I opened it and found myself in a mop closet. Puzzled, I asked another employee, who said "push against the second bookcase to the left". I did, and practically fell into the restroom when the bookcase opened up. That's a mean trick to play on drunks.
 
2013-12-27 10:01:13 PM

halfpastnvr: Love the Antarctica one..."Buy Your Beer With a Bra at the World's Southernmost Bar" I'm sure they're more interested in the boobies though.


I've heard that the winter crews go through cases and cases of beer and condoms.
 
2013-12-27 10:02:07 PM
That settles it.

I'm going to Japan to have an obsessive monkey serve me shark fin soup seasoned with ground rhino horn, while a terrified captive owl or penguin looks on, ever wary of the hungry stray cat that the restaurant for some reason allowed into the place.


Gluttony biatches!
 
2013-12-27 10:04:02 PM

zerkalo: [i.huffpost.com image 570x380]

I drink anywhere there is high quality pussy


for some reason that image reminds me of this:

ecx.images-amazon.com

and i am okay with that and want to hang out in that world
 
2013-12-27 10:05:16 PM
I'll buy a round of drinks to the first person who tells the Huffington Post that their webpages are the most gluttonous resource hogs and lag like sap...and how to fix it...and get them to fix it...and keep it that way.
 
2013-12-27 10:05:16 PM

Cerebral Knievel: FTFA: You can grab a drink here among the stalactites and stalagmites as you try to remember which is which.

uhm.. if a stalact holds tite it wont fall down, and if it tries, a stalactMITE reach the top

Is that so farkING HARD TO REMEMBER YOU UNSCHOOLED SON OF A WHORE!?!


I learned stalactites are up top.  What would you need some type of memory device for both of them?
 
2013-12-27 10:12:57 PM

trappedspirit: Cerebral Knievel: FTFA: You can grab a drink here among the stalactites and stalagmites as you try to remember which is which.

uhm.. if a stalact holds tite it wont fall down, and if it tries, a stalactMITE reach the top

Is that so farkING HARD TO REMEMBER YOU UNSCHOOLED SON OF A WHORE!?!

I learned stalactites are up top.  What would you need some type of memory device for both of them?


interesting, i learned it c = ceiling g = ground, stalactite/stalagmite
 
2013-12-27 10:13:12 PM
You ain't ever had a Joe Brown served to you in Garden City, ID at the Ponderosa.  If that happens, tell 8-ball I said hi.  Not that any of you have a farking clue what I'm talking about.
 
2013-12-27 10:14:02 PM
In the belly of a whale.

They couldn't just come out and say it's the Giger bar?

Also: list needs Portland's Lovecraft Bar
 
2013-12-27 10:15:14 PM
Some of those are pretty cool. I'd definitely check out the baobab tree or the cave.

When i was in korea, i went to a bar themed like a jail. Food was served on jail trays, booths had bars. They'd handcuff you to the table on request. The appetizers included silkworm larvae, which is common street food there.

But japan definitely has weirder bars than the ones on the list. What about the upskirt bars where waitresses don't wear underwear and the male patrons use mirrors to spy on them?
 
2013-12-27 10:18:45 PM
The zombie den is pretty cool. There's a chainsaw in glass in case of emergencies.  Also, the bar staff is dressed in the white shirt and red tie from Shaun of the Dead.
 
2013-12-27 10:20:39 PM

bud jones: trappedspirit: Cerebral Knievel: FTFA: You can grab a drink here among the stalactites and stalagmites as you try to remember which is which.

uhm.. if a stalact holds tite it wont fall down, and if it tries, a stalactMITE reach the top

Is that so farkING HARD TO REMEMBER YOU UNSCHOOLED SON OF A WHORE!?!

I learned stalactites are up top.  What would you need some type of memory device for both of them?

interesting, i learned it c = ceiling g = ground, stalactite/stalagmite


YOU ARE ALL WHORE CHILDREN!!!
 
2013-12-27 10:27:20 PM
Inside a safe house with 11 Americans, 65 miles from base, in Jowzjan Province, Afghanistan.

/machine guns, grenades and such
//csb
 
2013-12-27 10:30:37 PM

Cerebral Knievel: bud jones: trappedspirit: Cerebral Knievel: FTFA: You can grab a drink here among the stalactites and stalagmites as you try to remember which is which.

uhm.. if a stalact holds tite it wont fall down, and if it tries, a stalactMITE reach the top

Is that so farkING HARD TO REMEMBER YOU UNSCHOOLED SON OF A WHORE!?!

I learned stalactites are up top.  What would you need some type of memory device for both of them?

interesting, i learned it c = ceiling g = ground, stalactite/stalagmite

YOU ARE ALL WHORE CHILDREN!!!


who misspelled stalagmite in post criticizing tfa for misspelling stalagmite?  hmm?
 
2013-12-27 10:32:50 PM

KidneyStone: I'd rather see a list of craziest places to get laid.


Dat be da butt, Bob.
 
2013-12-27 10:38:16 PM

bud jones: who misspelled stalagmite in post criticizing tfa for misspelling stalagmite? hmm?


I escaped Stalagmite 13 with Bob Crane.
 
2013-12-27 10:40:56 PM
But are those bars in the Coors Light commercials in the glaciers for real? I'd go there and order beer with alcohol in it.
 
2013-12-27 10:52:33 PM

Cerebral Knievel: bud jones: trappedspirit: Cerebral Knievel: FTFA: You can grab a drink here among the stalactites and stalagmites as you try to remember which is which.

uhm.. if a stalact holds tite it wont fall down, and if it tries, a stalactMITE reach the top

Is that so farkING HARD TO REMEMBER YOU UNSCHOOLED SON OF A WHORE!?!

I learned stalactites are up top.  What would you need some type of memory device for both of them?

interesting, i learned it c = ceiling g = ground, stalactite/stalagmite

YOU ARE ALL WHORE CHILDREN!!!


Someone clearly needs a drink along with those grounded stalactites....
 
2013-12-27 10:54:48 PM
i.huffpost.com

Very Geiger-esque.
 
2013-12-27 11:00:01 PM
Could've saved a lot of reading by just saying, "Half of Japan."
 
2013-12-27 11:01:17 PM
Do they serve pan galactic gargle blasters?
 
2013-12-27 11:19:11 PM

iron_city_ap: If you are white, getting a drink at any bar in Gary, IN is crazier than any of these.


I used to watch Bears games at Hunters on Broadway in Gary. Every patron and bartender was strapped, the dog that was always sleeping by the back door might have had a gun.
 
2013-12-27 11:19:57 PM
I don't want to get served by monkeys or zombies. No hanging over the edge of a building either. Others look fun, but I think that the underwater place in Israel closed a couple years ago.
 
2013-12-27 11:26:48 PM

xanadian: FTFA:  Everything at Minus 5 is made of ice, from the walls to the seats to the very glass you'll drink from, although supposedly the name is misleading -- it's a balmy 23 degrees inside!

...which is -5 C.

DURRR


[thatsthejoke.jpg]?
 
2013-12-27 11:30:45 PM
Coolest bar I was ever in, the wine bar in the catacombs under the Budapest Hilton on the fishermans' bastion.  A five minute walk thru medieval tunnels to get to it.

The craziest would be any of the political hangouts in DC.  Drunk politicans and their groupies have no equal for crazy.

Although... the places on the strip outside Osan Airbase may have been pretty crazy.  I have never been so drunk.
 
2013-12-27 11:33:57 PM

buckler: While in NYC, I visited a mad-scientist-themed bar. The place was kitted out like Dr. Frankenstein's lab; every 45 minutes or so, all the electrodes and Jacob's ladders would fire up, lightning effects would begin, and a monster on a slab would lower from the ceiling on chains. The cruel bit was the bathroom...I asked its location, and an employee pointed me "down the hall and to the left". The hall in question was lined with full bookshelves, and at the end, on the left, was a door. I opened it and found myself in a mop closet. Puzzled, I asked another employee, who said "push against the second bookcase to the left". I did, and practically fell into the restroom when the bookcase opened up. That's a mean trick to play on drunks.


Jekyll and Hydes!  I love that place!

Wait... why am I remembering bars on four continents and several Pacific islands?  (The bars in north Africa were lame, hence no mention)
 
2013-12-27 11:37:05 PM

ArcadianRefugee: xanadian: FTFA:  Everything at Minus 5 is made of ice, from the walls to the seats to the very glass you'll drink from, although supposedly the name is misleading -- it's a balmy 23 degrees inside!

...which is -5 C.

DURRR

[thatsthejoke.jpg]?


I don't think that the author is that smart with the metric system.

seriously America get with the program
 
2013-12-27 11:40:58 PM

merrillvillain: iron_city_ap: If you are white, getting a drink at any bar in Gary, IN is crazier than any of these.

I used to watch Bears games at Hunters on Broadway in Gary. Every patron and bartender was strapped, the dog that was always sleeping by the back door might have had a gun.


You got stones.
 
2013-12-27 11:45:37 PM
Lots of them are in Japan.  Must be a coincidence.
 
2013-12-28 12:05:07 AM

Cerebral Knievel: FTFA: You can grab a drink here among the stalactites and stalagmites as you try to remember which is which.

uhm.. if a stalact holds tite it wont fall down, and if it tries, a stalactMITE reach the top

Is that so farkING HARD TO REMEMBER YOU UNSCHOOLED SON OF A WHORE!?!


My favorite one is "A Stalagmite MIGHT hang from the ceiling, but it doesn't". I think I read that in a Gary Larson book.
 
2013-12-28 12:11:00 AM

Dr Jack Badofsky: But are those bars in the Coors Light commercials in the glaciers for real? I'd go there and order beer with alcohol in it.


Yes, but would it be cold? The thing about Coors Light is that if you refrigerate it, it gets cold. With other beers you can't do that.
 
2013-12-28 12:16:25 AM
www.jamaicagetawaytravels.com

The Pelican Bar  St. Elizabeth, Jamaica!

www.traveljournals.net www.jamaicagetawaytravels.com www.visitstelizabeth.com.jm

HELPFUL ADVICE FOR THE MENTALLY-CRIPPLED:
They don't give a damn about your race or your religious beliefs. Just bring green money & weed.  (or enough money to by Red Stripe, rum or some weed)
Also, there are friendly black people here. So by all means, stay the fark away if you are a prick. I don't want you gettin' the stink of assholiness all over my watering hole.
 
2013-12-28 12:31:13 AM

ArcadianRefugee: [i.huffpost.com image 570x380]

Very Geiger-esque.


There's a reason for that.
 
2013-12-28 02:24:04 AM

fusillade762: ArcadianRefugee: [i.huffpost.com image 570x380]

Very Geiger-esque.

There's a reason for that.


Reptillian Overlords prefer Surrealism?
 
2013-12-28 02:30:54 AM
img.fark.net

Those personalized ads are getting scarily good.  The top 3 were amazingly accurate I love vulvas, handjobs from robots and Dustin Diamond.
 
2013-12-28 06:11:50 AM
I thought that underwater one was abandon. Or was that a different one?
 
2013-12-28 06:36:21 AM

elguerodiablo: fusillade762: ArcadianRefugee: [i.huffpost.com image 570x380]

Very Geiger-esque.

There's a reason for that.

Reptillian Overlords prefer Surrealism?


I want one of those chairs for my computer desk. They come in solid black also but they run about $15,000 each.
 
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