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NFA [TotalFark]
2013-12-27 05:45:44 PM
Release the starving hounds....

Our society is becoming an embarrassment.
 
2013-12-27 06:40:50 PM
Rotate camera-phone 90 degrees. Hold still. Begin filming.
 
2013-12-27 07:08:56 PM

NFA: Release the starving hounds....

Our society is becoming an embarrassment.


"Our society"? IS becoming an embarrassment? Since like when? Please.. YOLO.. you've only got one chance in a generation.
 
2013-12-27 07:42:11 PM

NFA: Release the starving hounds....

Our society is becoming an embarrassment.


Yep. It was way better back in those times you imagine.
 
2013-12-27 07:46:34 PM
I saw what looked like a high school fight in an inappropriate place. Probably because cold out. A fight that gets broken up, girlfriends of the fighters getting into it next. People scattering.

400 kids rioting, carrying arms and punching random people would pretty much leave the mall ruined. If that's the worst video, this is a nothing burger.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-12-27 08:02:37 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: "Our society"? IS becoming an embarrassment? Since like when? Please.. YOLO.. you've only got one chance in a generation.


#1 America has the highest incarceration rate and the largest total prison population in the entire world by a good margin.
#2 There are more car thefts in the United States than anywhere else in the world by far.
#3 Of all the major industrialized nations, America is the #2 most obese.  Mexico is #1.
#4 The average American drinks more than 600 sodas a year - the most in the world.
#5 U.S. corporations sell more fast food and more soda than anyone else in the world by a wide margin.
#6 Nobody watches more television per week (28 hours) than Americans do.  Although to be honest, people living in the UK are tied with us.
#7 The United States leads the world in credit card fraud.
#8 The United States has the highest percentage of one person households on the entire planet.
#9 The United States has the highest divorce rate in the world by a good margin.
#10 The United States has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the world by far.
#11 There are more school shootings in America than anywhere else in the world.
#12 The United States has the highest child abuse death rate in the world.
#13 There are more "deaths by reptile" in America than anywhere else in the world.
#14 The United States has the most lawyers per capita in the entire world.
#15 The United States produces more pornography than any other nation in the world.
#16 Americans take more prescription drugs than anyone else in the world.
#17 More is spent on prescription drug advertising in America than anywhere else in the world.
#18 The percentage of women taking antidepressants in America is higher than in any other country in the world.
#19 More people have been diagnosed with mental disorders in America than anywhere else on earth.
#20 The United States has the highest rate of illegal drug use on the entire globe.
#21 There is more credit card debt in America than anywhere else in the world.
#22 There is more mortgage debt in America than anywhere else in the world.
#23 There is more student loan debt in America than anywhere else in the world.
#24 The United States spends more money on government schools than any other nation on earth does.
#25 U.S. citizens spend more time in school than anyone else in the world.  So why are so many of us dumb as a rock?
#26 Nobody in the world gets more plastic surgery done than Americans do.
#27 The United States leads the world in eating disorder deaths.
#28 According to nationmaster.com, the United States has the most total reported crimes in the world by far.
#29 Nobody has more airport security thugs groping women and children than America does.
#30 The United States spends much more on health care as a percentage of GDP than any other nation on the face of the earth.
#31 The United States has the most complicated tax system on the entire planet.
#32 The United States has the most laws on the entire planet.
#33 The United States spends more on the military than the next 12 nations combined.
#34 The United States has the most foreign military bases in the world by far.
#35 The United States exports more arms to other countries than anyone else in the world.
#36 Americans spend more time sitting in traffic than anyone else in the world.
#37 Americans spend more money on elections than anyone else does in the world by a very wide margin.
#38 Every single year, the United States has the largest trade deficit in the world by far.
#39 The U.S. government wastes more money than any other government on earth does.
#40 The United States has accumulated the biggest mountain of government debt in the history of the world.
#41 The Knockout game
#42 Looting flash mobs
#43 The US has more home foreclosures than the next five nations combined
#44 The US is the richest nation on the planet but has 47 million welfare recipients
#45 The US is the richest nation on the planet but has 5.6 million unemployed
#46 1% of US citizens own 40% of all the nation's wealth
#47 As of the end of 2009, less than 12 million Americans worked in manufacturing.  The last time that less than 12 million Americans were employed in manufacturing was in 1941
#48 American 15-year-olds do not even rank in the top half of all advanced nations when it comes to math or science literacy.
#49 The United States has the third worst poverty rate among the advanced nations tracked by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development.
#50 Ten years ago, the United States was ranked number one in average wealth per adult.  In 2010, the United States
 
2013-12-27 08:08:17 PM
I think I saw Bigfoot in there somewhere.
 
2013-12-27 08:14:39 PM

NFA: AlwaysRightBoy: "Our society"? IS becoming an embarrassment? Since like when? Please.. YOLO.. you've only got one chance in a generation.

#1 America has the highest incarceration rate and the largest total prison population in the entire world by a good margin.
#2 There are more car thefts in the United States than anywhere else in the world by far.
#3 Of all the major industrialized nations, America is the #2 most obese.  Mexico is #1.
#4 The average American drinks more than 600 sodas a year - the most in the world.
#5 U.S. corporations sell more fast food and more soda than anyone else in the world by a wide margin.
#6 Nobody watches more television per week (28 hours) than Americans do.  Although to be honest, people living in the UK are tied with us.
#7 The United States leads the world in credit card fraud.
#8 The United States has the highest percentage of one person households on the entire planet.
#9 The United States has the highest divorce rate in the world by a good margin.
#10 The United States has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the world by far.
#11 There are more school shootings in America than anywhere else in the world.
#12 The United States has the highest child abuse death rate in the world.
#13 There are more "deaths by reptile" in America than anywhere else in the world.
#14 The United States has the most lawyers per capita in the entire world.
#15 The United States produces more pornography than any other nation in the world.
#16 Americans take more prescription drugs than anyone else in the world.
#17 More is spent on prescription drug advertising in America than anywhere else in the world.
#18 The percentage of women taking antidepressants in America is higher than in any other country in the world.
#19 More people have been diagnosed with mental disorders in America than anywhere else on earth.
#20 The United States has the highest rate of illegal drug use on the entire globe.
#21 There is more credit card debt in America than anywhere ...


Well, what are you going to do about it, besides conk out in the middle of #50?
 
2013-12-27 08:15:38 PM
#13 Death by reptile? That's awesome!!!
 
2013-12-27 08:16:49 PM
Gee I wonder what race, actually I don't wonder , and I haven't clicked the link.
 
2013-12-27 08:17:00 PM
#51 highest rate of, "fark, I swear that picture hanging on my mantle is crooked but I totally used a level but it's so farking annoying godammit so much fark fark fark!"
 
2013-12-27 08:17:27 PM
Huh...You'd think a minimally-competent assortment of government schools, social workers, grandparents, and foster parents would do a better job of raising children...
 
2013-12-27 08:18:57 PM

NFA: AlwaysRightBoy: "Our society"? IS becoming an embarrassment? Since like when? Please.. YOLO.. you've only got one chance in a generation.

#3 Of all the major industrialized nations, America is the #2 most obese.  Mexico is #1.


Wrong.

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-12-27 08:19:07 PM

NFA: AlwaysRightBoy: "Our society"? IS becoming an embarrassment? Since like when? Please.. YOLO.. you've only got one chance in a generation.

#1 America has the highest incarceration rate and the largest total prison population in the entire world by a good margin.
#2 There are more car thefts in the United States than anywhere else in the world by far.
#3 Of all the major industrialized nations, America is the #2 most obese.  Mexico is #1.
#4 The average American drinks more than 600 sodas a year - the most in the world.
#5 U.S. corporations sell more fast food and more soda than anyone else in the world by a wide margin.
#6 Nobody watches more television per week (28 hours) than Americans do.  Although to be honest, people living in the UK are tied with us.
#7 The United States leads the world in credit card fraud.
#8 The United States has the highest percentage of one person households on the entire planet.
#9 The United States has the highest divorce rate in the world by a good margin.
#10 The United States has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the world by far.
#11 There are more school shootings in America than anywhere else in the world.
#12 The United States has the highest child abuse death rate in the world.
#13 There are more "deaths by reptile" in America than anywhere else in the world.
#14 The United States has the most lawyers per capita in the entire world.
#15 The United States produces more pornography than any other nation in the world.
#16 Americans take more prescription drugs than anyone else in the world.
#17 More is spent on prescription drug advertising in America than anywhere else in the world.
#18 The percentage of women taking antidepressants in America is higher than in any other country in the world.
#19 More people have been diagnosed with mental disorders in America than anywhere else on earth.
#20 The United States has the highest rate of illegal drug use on the entire globe.
#21 There is more credit card debt in America than anywhere ...


Thanks for editing out all of the FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:s
heh... "Americans spend more time sitting in traffic than anyone else in the world"
Oh THE PAIN!
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(that seems to be from your era...)
 
2013-12-27 08:19:40 PM

BSABSVR: NFA: Release the starving hounds....

Our society is becoming an embarrassment.

Yep. It was way better back in those times you imagine.


Yeah, like back in the 1990's when the Mall of America had to shut down for a short time and institute a "nobody under 18 without adult" policy because of teen violence.
 
2013-12-27 08:20:38 PM
I don't have a smart phone or ipad or any other such device. Is vertical video the default mode? Can you change it so that the video is horizontal?
 
2013-12-27 08:21:59 PM

NFA: #13 There are more "deaths by reptile" in America than anywhere else in the world.
#14 The United States has the most lawyers per capita in the entire world.


To be fair, those two should be combined.
 
2013-12-27 08:23:12 PM

NFA: Release the starving hounds....

Our society is becoming an embarrassment.


More like a Blue State urban problem.
 
2013-12-27 08:23:44 PM

Optimal_Illusion: NFA: AlwaysRightBoy: "Our society"? IS becoming an embarrassment? Since like when? Please.. YOLO.. you've only got one chance in a generation.

#1 America has the highest incarceration rate and the largest total prison population in the entire world by a good margin.
#2 There are more car thefts in the United States than anywhere else in the world by far.
#3 Of all the major industrialized nations, America is the #2 most obese.  Mexico is #1.
#4 The average American drinks more than 600 sodas a year - the most in the world.
#5 U.S. corporations sell more fast food and more soda than anyone else in the world by a wide margin.
#6 Nobody watches more television per week (28 hours) than Americans do.  Although to be honest, people living in the UK are tied with us.
#7 The United States leads the world in credit card fraud.
#8 The United States has the highest percentage of one person households on the entire planet.
#9 The United States has the highest divorce rate in the world by a good margin.
#10 The United States has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the world by far.
#11 There are more school shootings in America than anywhere else in the world.
#12 The United States has the highest child abuse death rate in the world.
#13 There are more "deaths by reptile" in America than anywhere else in the world.
#14 The United States has the most lawyers per capita in the entire world.
....

Well, what are you going to do about it, besides conk out in the middle of #50?


I think what he was trying to say was ....
"We're #1! U! S! A! We're #1!"
 
2013-12-27 08:24:52 PM
Nope. Not going to give anyone a +1 for view count for a vertical video.
 
2013-12-27 08:25:59 PM

Rhino_man: NFA: AlwaysRightBoy: "Our society"? IS becoming an embarrassment? Since like when? Please.. YOLO.. you've only got one chance in a generation.

#3 Of all the major industrialized nations, America is the #2 most obese.  Mexico is #1.

Wrong.

[weknowmemes.com image 548x738]



There are quite a few there that are wrong, unless he wants to change "World" to OECD.
Sub-saharan African countries have the highest teen pregnancy rate.
 
2013-12-27 08:27:34 PM

NFA: #1 America has the highest incarceration rate and the largest total prison population in the entire world by a good margin.


See the execution rates of other countries.  China, for example, executes corporate executives for corruption.
 
2013-12-27 08:28:48 PM
NFA, that was a pretty decent start but I'm sure Farkers could add to that delectable list.
 
2013-12-27 08:29:46 PM

Rhino_man: NFA: AlwaysRightBoy: "Our society"? IS becoming an embarrassment? Since like when? Please.. YOLO.. you've only got one chance in a generation.

#3 Of all the major industrialized nations, America is the #2 most obese.  Mexico is #1.

Wrong.

[weknowmemes.com image 548x738]


#46 is wrong, too. 30% of the stock market is in 401(k) and other retirement plans, kinda making it hard for the 1% to own 40% of the wealth.
 
2013-12-27 08:30:32 PM

haolegirl: #13 Death by reptile? That's awesome!!!


What exactly is "death by reptile"? I'm assuming that has to include other things BESIDES "death by alligator".
 
2013-12-27 08:30:46 PM

dforkus: Gee I wonder what race, actually I don't wonder , and I haven't clicked the link.



It was a bunch of Eskimos. God, I hate brrrr people.
 
2013-12-27 08:30:53 PM

NFA: AlwaysRightBoy: "Our society"? IS becoming an embarrassment? Since like when? Please.. YOLO.. you've only got one chance in a generation.

#1 America has the highest incarceration rate and the largest total prison population in the entire world by a good margin.
#2 There are more car thefts in the United States than anywhere else in the world by far.
#3 Of all the major industrialized nations, America is the #2 most obese.  Mexico is #1.
#4 The average American drinks more than 600 sodas a year - the most in the world.
#5 U.S. corporations sell more fast food and more soda than anyone else in the world by a wide margin.
#6 Nobody watches more television per week (28 hours) than Americans do.  Although to be honest, people living in the UK are tied with us.
#7 The United States leads the world in credit card fraud.
#8 The United States has the highest percentage of one person households on the entire planet.
#9 The United States has the highest divorce rate in the world by a good margin.
#10 The United States has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the world by far.
#11 There are more school shootings in America than anywhere else in the world.
#12 The United States has the highest child abuse death rate in the world.
#13 There are more "deaths by reptile" in America than anywhere else in the world.
#14 The United States has the most lawyers per capita in the entire world.
#15 The United States produces more pornography than any other nation in the world.
#16 Americans take more prescription drugs than anyone else in the world.
#17 More is spent on prescription drug advertising in America than anywhere else in the world.
#18 The percentage of women taking antidepressants in America is higher than in any other country in the world.
#19 More people have been diagnosed with mental disorders in America than anywhere else on earth.
#20 The United States has the highest rate of illegal drug use on the entire globe.
#21 There is more credit card debt in America than anywhere ...


Your list is awfully retarded, sir.
 
2013-12-27 08:30:55 PM
Boyz N The Hood 75% off on the DVD rack?

I recycle. I'm not proud.
 
2013-12-27 08:31:31 PM
uhh... wouldn't destroying things make it more of a mob mob... or just a plain mob.
 
2013-12-27 08:31:38 PM

wiseolddude: I don't have a smart phone or ipad or any other such device. Is vertical video the default mode? Can you change it so that the video is horizontal?


Yeah. Turn the phone 90 degrees.
 
2013-12-27 08:31:40 PM
Soon as I saw "Brooklyn" I didn't even need to watch the video
 
2013-12-27 08:31:51 PM

catmandu: BSABSVR: NFA: Release the starving hounds....

Our society is becoming an embarrassment.

Yep. It was way better back in those times you imagine.


Yeah, like back in the 1990's when the Mall of America had to shut down for a short time and institute a "nobody under 18 without adult" policy because of teen violence.


That's back when it was known locally as The Mall of Africa.

The slogan back then, "There's a place for fun in you life", morphed into "There's a place to run for your life", thanks to all the gun fire that was going on in the mall.

They solved the shiat out of that problem though.  Went all El Al on their asses.

Also, that's when Minneapolis' gang problem was much worse than it is today.
 
2013-12-27 08:32:00 PM
I blame the Knockout Game.
 
2013-12-27 08:33:24 PM
Just kids having fun.
 
2013-12-27 08:34:02 PM
That video gave me epilepsy
 
2013-12-27 08:35:40 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Rotate camera-phone 90 degrees. Hold still. Begin filming.


I wish they'd jsut start manufacturing them this way.

I am so sick of the general public's inability to grasp even the most common aspects of "the new tech".
 
2013-12-27 08:36:11 PM

Superjew: ThatDarkFellow: Of course it's a bunch of blacks.

Don't forget: it's somebody else's fault.


You  people must have very good eyes or know something I don't know since the video shows whites or Latino's fighting. Michael Jackson's ghost or a albino black guy must been there also: "People were getting really scared. A tall white guy with a grey bubble coat was wearing a ski mask and a skull cap and he had his hand under his coat like he was holding a gun," .
 
2013-12-27 08:36:28 PM
I bet we touch more wet paint then any other country does too.
 
2013-12-27 08:37:11 PM

Gyrfalcon: haolegirl: #13 Death by reptile? That's awesome!!!

What exactly is "death by reptile"? I'm assuming that has to include other things BESIDES "death by alligator".


Idk, but I bet those two boys killed by the snake at that sleepover are what put us over the top!! (way to take one for the team kids!!)
 
2013-12-27 08:38:34 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Boyz N The Hood 75% off on the DVD rack?

I recycle. I'm not proud.


I forgot to add that I DNRTFA
 
2013-12-27 08:39:38 PM

wiseolddude: I don't have a smart phone or ipad or any other such device. Is vertical video the default mode? Can you change it so that the video is horizontal?

http://asset-6.soup.io/asset/6369/9824_6a28.gif

 
2013-12-27 08:39:42 PM
That video looked more like mall security guards tackling girls than anything else.
 
2013-12-27 08:42:12 PM

BSABSVR: I saw what looked like a high school fight in an inappropriate place. Probably because cold out. A fight that gets broken up, girlfriends of the fighters getting into it next. People scattering.

400 kids rioting, carrying arms and punching random people would pretty much leave the mall ruined. If that's the worst video, this is a nothing burger.


img1.fark.net
 
2013-12-27 08:43:10 PM
NFA:

Yeah, the United States sure was better off when white people ran everything, wasn't it?
 
2013-12-27 08:45:39 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: You  people must have very good eyes or know something I don't know since the video shows whites or Latino's fighting. Michael Jackson's ghost or a albino black guy must been there also: "People were getting really scared. A tall white guy with a grey bubble coat was wearing a ski mask and a skull cap and he had his hand under his coat like he was holding a gun," .


What do you mean, YOU PEOPLE?

From what I could see from the video, there were plenty of little white assholes present. And it probably was Michael Jackson's ghost. You know how he made the kids go wild.
 
2013-12-27 08:46:21 PM
So we're hating vertical videos now? Damn, it's so hard to keep up.
 
2013-12-27 08:47:26 PM

Solutare: NFA:

Yeah, the United States sure was better off when white people ran everything, wasn't it?


Especially if you were white.
 
2013-12-27 08:47:53 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: You people must have very good eyes or know something I don't know since the video shows whites or Latino's fighting.


Huh? Where?
 
2013-12-27 08:48:17 PM
Obama sure does have a lot of kids!
 
2013-12-27 08:49:11 PM
Found NFA's profile pic...
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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