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(Fox 8 New Orleans)   Your Fark-ready headline: "Police say no beer on Christmas leads to ceramic squirrel stabbing"   (fox8live.com) divider line 36
    More: Obvious, Christmas, Phil Robertson, Jefferson Parish, North Charleston, U.S. Marshals  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-27 05:38:55 PM  
Is the squirrel OK?
 
2013-12-27 08:38:17 PM  
SQUIRREL!

OW!
 
2013-12-27 08:53:46 PM  
BLOOD FOR THE SQUIRREL GOD!
 
2013-12-27 08:57:06 PM  
Deputies say the man said Williams was so angry when he returned without beer because stores were closed on Christmas Eve

I dunno, sounds like justifiable homicide to me.
 
2013-12-27 08:58:22 PM  
No beer on Christmas??!!

Serves the MFer right!
 
2013-12-27 08:59:58 PM  
www.drsfostersmith.com

CORN FOR THE CORN THRONE!
 
2013-12-27 09:04:27 PM  
That's nuts!
 
2013-12-27 09:06:28 PM  
squirrelworld.lincatz.com
 
2013-12-27 09:10:25 PM  

ZAZ: Is the squirrel OK?


Most importantly:  are the squirrel's nuts okay?
 
2013-12-27 09:11:18 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-27 09:12:36 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-27 09:13:07 PM  
It wasn't known if she had a lawyer.

I do feel sorry for the newly-minted public defender who has to handle this one first thing on January 2d.
 
2013-12-27 09:13:11 PM  

sheep snorter: [i.imgur.com image 450x600]


*shakes tiny impotent fist*
 
2013-12-27 09:14:42 PM  
belieber.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-27 09:17:03 PM  

Gyrfalcon: It wasn't known if she had a lawyer.
I do feel sorry for the newly-minted public defender who has to handle this one first thing on January 2d.


lulz
 
2013-12-27 09:17:46 PM  
men put up with a lot of shiat for the pus
 
2013-12-27 09:26:28 PM  
Why would anyone want to stab a ceramic squirrel?
 
2013-12-27 09:37:54 PM  
It's a very farky Christmas.
 
2013-12-27 09:38:33 PM  

JonnyBGoode: Why would anyone want to stab a ceramic squirrel?


Warrior code. You wouldn't understand.
 
2013-12-27 09:39:54 PM  

buckler: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 368x262]


Don't mind if I do!
 
2013-12-27 09:50:44 PM  
Remember, when mixing squirrels and beer ...

www.flatbranch.com
 
2013-12-27 10:00:49 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Remember, when mixing squirrels and beer ...

[www.flatbranch.com image 640x480]


He is, the most Interesting Squirrel in the World.
 
2013-12-27 10:06:27 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Danger Avoid Death: Remember, when mixing squirrels and beer ...

[www.flatbranch.com image 640x480]

He is, the most Interesting Squirrel in the World.


media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2013-12-27 10:10:53 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Remember, when mixing squirrels and beer ...

[www.flatbranch.com image 640x480]


That reminds me.. I turned the hot water hose on this morning inthe brewery and directed it's out put towards the base of ye olde 22 ounce bottle machine and a giant rat emerged from underneath and hauled ass to parts unknown.


I am sure which would be more charming.. I like to think that the giant Rat I scared off was actually a rat, when around his rat family is an accomplished homebrewing rat who wants nothing more than to join m world and make good, tasty beer along side me, sitting on my shoulder and whispering his wisdom into my ear until I am the toast of the brewing world thanks to the rats wisdom and instinct...

but, I think it was just a big ole rat, we are kinda close to the river, and he was just looking for food and warmth in the winter.
 
2013-12-27 10:12:47 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: Danger Avoid Death: Remember, when mixing squirrels and beer ...

[www.flatbranch.com image 640x480]

He is, the most Interesting Squirrel in the World.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 500x464]


he also has a lovely purse and shouldn't toss it so carelessly aside like that
 
2013-12-27 10:17:35 PM  
Somehow I was still not prepared for how weird that story is.
 
2013-12-27 10:18:58 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: Danger Avoid Death: Remember, when mixing squirrels and beer ...

[www.flatbranch.com image 640x480]

That reminds me.. I turned the hot water hose on this morning inthe brewery and directed it's out put towards the base of ye olde 22 ounce bottle machine and a giant rat emerged from underneath and hauled ass to parts unknown.


I am sure which would be more charming.. I like to think that the giant Rat I scared off was actually a rat, when around his rat family is an accomplished homebrewing rat who wants nothing more than to join m world and make good, tasty beer along side me, sitting on my shoulder and whispering his wisdom into my ear until I am the toast of the brewing world thanks to the rats wisdom and instinct...

but, I think it was just a big ole rat, we are kinda close to the river, and he was just looking for food and warmth in the winter.


Maybe it was an ROUS. I'm not sure they exist.
 
2013-12-27 11:02:31 PM  
I was pissed on Christmas.

I ran into a sign NO BEER SALES TODAY.
 
2013-12-27 11:10:30 PM  
spacebison.com
 
2013-12-27 11:13:41 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: I was pissed on Christmas.

I ran into a sign NO BEER SALES TODAY.


You should have looked where you were going, then.
 
2013-12-27 11:32:05 PM  
That is Farkiest story i've seen all day..
 
2013-12-27 11:48:56 PM  
I saw that goofball in a Circle K convenience store in Largo, Florida on the day after Christmas you can't really forget a guy with blue hair.
 
2013-12-27 11:49:21 PM  

SpaceBison: [spacebison.com image 604x453]


Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
 
2013-12-28 12:32:29 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: Danger Avoid Death: Remember, when mixing squirrels and beer ...

[www.flatbranch.com image 640x480]

He is, the most Interesting Squirrel in the World.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 500x464]


I swear to God, I have that very same couch in my living room, but my web browser's being really stupid about letting me upload the photo..

It's a small world. Now I know why the cats don't like to sit on the cushions. :D
 
2013-12-28 01:05:34 AM  

feckingmorons: I saw that goofball in a Circle K convenience store in Largo, Florida on the day after Christmas you can't really forget a guy with blue hair.


now-here-this.timeout.com
 
2013-12-28 02:12:44 AM  
Squirrelly Wrath at its finest.
 
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