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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   One look at his mugshot and you'll realize this guy is probably not a master thief   (tampabay.com) divider line 25
    More: Florida, Edible Arrangements, search dogs, Pinellas County Jail, u.s. 19, robbery  
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2013-12-27 08:04:20 PM
My hair is invalid. Your argument is the bird.
 
2013-12-27 08:44:49 PM
I wonder what the odds are that he has a barbwire tattoo on his bicep
 
2013-12-27 08:47:02 PM
Master thief, no. Master idiot, on the other hand....
 
2013-12-27 08:47:52 PM

Mega Steve: I wonder what the odds are that he has a barbwire tattoo on his bicep


Nah.  Judging by that hair, I'd say a tramp stamp is WAY more likely.
 
2013-12-27 08:47:55 PM
Some people move up in the world, some however get fired from Edible Arrangements? Just how stupid do you have to be to get fired from here? oh wait...
 
2013-12-27 08:48:15 PM
Is Edible Arrangements that place where you can buy thongs made out of licorice?

/ a friend wants to know
 
2013-12-27 08:49:48 PM
The cookies from Edible Arrangements are ucky.
 
2013-12-27 08:52:21 PM
Now it's time for Korben to say the word of the day. So, tell me, my man, you happy here on the big world?
 
2013-12-27 08:54:12 PM
Master thief, no.  Masturbater, might come in handy over the next few years.
 
2013-12-27 08:54:56 PM

Shirley Ujest: The cookies from Edible Arrangements are ucky.


They're not called "Delicious Arrangements".
 
2013-12-27 09:02:58 PM

TomD9938: Is Edible Arrangements that place where you can buy thongs made out of licorice?

/ a friend wants to know


No its mainly fruit/candy/chocolate shaped into a tree or something, what you are thinking of is the Edible underwear found at sex shops :)
 
2013-12-27 09:14:38 PM

Misconduc: TomD9938: Is Edible Arrangements that place where you can buy thongs made out of licorice?

/ a friend wants to know

No its mainly fruit/candy/chocolate shaped into a tree or something, what you are thinking of is the Edible underwear found at sex shops :)



Ahhh.

His look (the purple haired porn shop manager who secretly reads Tolstoy) reminded me of Joaquin Phoenix from 8MM I guess.

www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-12-27 09:21:42 PM
Jett Jones? I guess he don't give a damn about his bad reputation.
 
2013-12-27 09:37:45 PM
Well, lets be honest, you don't catch the master thieves... you get the stupid ones.. and there are a whole lot of stupid thieves to go around...
 
2013-12-27 09:48:31 PM
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2013-12-27 10:02:20 PM
But he seems like an amiable sort. I envision a long career of minor thefts, minor arrests and pleasant stays in  the tattoo parlor in his life.
 
2013-12-27 10:27:57 PM
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2013-12-27 11:06:45 PM

jtown: Shirley Ujest: The cookies from Edible Arrangements are ucky.

They're not called "Delicious Arrangements".


ICH (I Chuckled Heartily)
 
2013-12-27 11:10:05 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Jett Jones? I guess he don't give a damn about his bad reputation.


But does he love rock & roll?
 
2013-12-28 12:05:11 AM
In other news, there will be a "Thief 4" -- Garrett returns!
 
2013-12-28 12:19:47 AM
I sense he tends to make bad decisions.
 
2013-12-28 01:36:41 AM
You mean he didn't steal that hair?
 
2013-12-28 02:17:57 AM
I'm sure he's stolen many a heart.

Or maybe just broken that of his mother.  Close enough.
 
2013-12-28 03:48:10 AM

ThatDarkFellow: Now it's time for Korben to say the word of the day. So, tell me, my man, you happy here on the big world?


He looks thrilled.
 
2013-12-28 10:11:11 AM
FTA: Police said Jones was fired from Edible Arrangements this year, but have not yet said what prompted his termination.

My first guess is that his pineapple flowers were not up to standard.
 
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