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(Walyou)   Electroschock machine aims to boost productivity   (walyou.com) divider line 32
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1833 clicks; posted to Geek » on 27 Dec 2013 at 2:05 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-27 01:05:40 PM  

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Cheaper and more intimidating.

 
2013-12-27 01:12:22 PM  
FTFA: "Obviously, the electroshocks are meant to be harmful.  "

Oh kayyyy...
 
2013-12-27 01:36:59 PM  
I'll bet it works, too!
 
2013-12-27 01:42:22 PM  
I want this for myself.
 
2013-12-27 01:45:15 PM  
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Your Agonizer please!
 
2013-12-27 01:54:54 PM  
Don't tase me bro.

/old 'n busted
 
2013-12-27 02:14:12 PM  
Electroshock @ Home!!!

The perfect gift for that annoying relative or neighbor!!
 
2013-12-27 02:15:51 PM  
I'll zap her with my penis to make her uterus more productive

/not really 12 years old
//just playing one on the internet
 
2013-12-27 02:17:03 PM  
Headline is missing an "OW!" at the end.
 
2013-12-27 02:19:55 PM  
If this takes off, Fark will see site views plummet.
 
2013-12-27 02:24:20 PM  

namatad: Electroshock @ Home!!!

The perfect gift for that annoying relative or neighbor!!


Well, it depends on the type of shock.

/8 channel TENS with creative placement and a violet wand can make for a very productive evening.
 
2013-12-27 02:38:01 PM  
You want to increase employee productivity and improve concentration?

Let me see your cell phone a second.

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Done.

/also don't ever call me into one of your stupid meetings where your mouth jerks off for 45 minutes, everything is tangential to the discussion, and nothing gets decided
 
2013-12-27 02:44:27 PM  
Coming soon to an obligatory contractual employment agreement near you. Just sign here. Also, pee in this cup.
 
2013-12-27 02:50:01 PM  
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Simpsons did it.
 
2013-12-27 03:03:55 PM  
Matthew Israel approves.
 
2013-12-27 03:26:00 PM  
Bender B. Rodriguez.  Time to jack on.
 
2013-12-27 03:26:26 PM  
I told my boss we need to get teh shock collers that the yput on dogs with the remotes. She fails to see the genius in my plan.
 
2013-12-27 03:41:53 PM  
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It just pisses him off.
 
2013-12-27 04:14:11 PM  
Too bulky and awkward.

/are you shocked?
 
2013-12-27 05:16:59 PM  

groppet: I told my boss we need to get teh shock collers that the yput on dogs with the remotes. She fails to see the genius in my plan.


I used to be a maintenance supt at a nursing home. I suggested they put invisible fencing around the building perimeter and shock collars on the patients that wandered off. They declined my idea though.
 
2013-12-27 05:50:00 PM  
Once the designer got started on inventing these creepy gadgets, she couldn't be stopped. In fact, she put together not less than 12 such contraptions.

If she's using them on herself, that's a testimonial right there.
 
2013-12-27 05:53:57 PM  
Is this TDCs ? ( Transcranial Direct Current Stimulation ? )
If so,,,  It does not hurt.   One cannot even feel it.
 
2013-12-27 06:52:12 PM  
I got in trouble in class for bringing up the obvious issue in Harrison Bergeron that the handicappers would have to be unhandicapped, thus defeating the purpose of the handicapper general.
 
2013-12-27 07:38:16 PM  
HOOK IT TO MY GENITALS!


wildcardjack: I got in trouble in class for bringing up the obvious issue in Harrison Bergeron that the handicappers would have to be unhandicapped, thus defeating the purpose of the handicapper general.


And how does American avoid getting invaded if all their soldiers are handicapped?
 
2013-12-27 08:15:36 PM  
and the beatings will continue until morale improves
 
2013-12-27 08:59:58 PM  
Yep, nothing improves my concentration quite like the threat of unpredictable acute pain.
 
2013-12-27 09:14:19 PM  
"Electroschock machine aims to boost productivity"

I suspect the probes aren't attached directly to the forehead.
 
2013-12-27 09:14:58 PM  
wtf is an electroschock
 
2013-12-27 10:07:22 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: wtf is an electroschock


That and the hint of increased productivity sort of makes winky pull in its head like a turtle.
 
2013-12-27 10:21:16 PM  
Because that worked for "teh geys".

Shock therapy, what can't it do?
 
2013-12-28 12:01:40 AM  
Do they have a version designed to eliminate typos?
 
2013-12-28 08:37:11 PM  
Best Korea is very interested in her product
 
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