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(Deadspin)   Nothing says Christmas like trolling your own daughter; Portuguese parents buy their daughter her rival team's jersey for Christmas and video her reaction. She mad. She real mad   (deadspin.com) divider line 66
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2013-12-27 10:59:00 AM  
amazing how at such a young age they are already hooked. My dad tried this with me getting me a red sox hat for christmas once, except it backfired on him when I threw it in the fireplace 2 minutes later with the tag still on it. His laughter turned to horror that he couldn't return it, but it was all good fun.
/yes I had to pay for the hat, all $22, silly grinch shouldn't of done that!
 
2013-12-27 11:54:07 AM  
Weird, I read the headline thinking it was Ronaldo buying a Barca jersey... it even fit with a Real Mad pun.

In my reality, it was an even better video.
 
2013-12-27 12:03:00 PM  

Misconduc: amazing how at such a young age they are already hooked. My dad tried this with me getting me a red sox hat for christmas once, except it backfired on him when I threw it in the fireplace 2 minutes later with the tag still on it. His laughter turned to horror that he couldn't return it, but it was all good fun.
/yes I had to pay for the hat, all $22, silly grinch shouldn't of done that!


amazing how at such a young age you were already a douche
 
2013-12-27 12:04:40 PM  

danknerd: Misconduc: amazing how at such a young age they are already hooked. My dad tried this with me getting me a red sox hat for christmas once, except it backfired on him when I threw it in the fireplace 2 minutes later with the tag still on it. His laughter turned to horror that he couldn't return it, but it was all good fun.
/yes I had to pay for the hat, all $22, silly grinch shouldn't of done that!

amazing how at such a young age you were already a douche


Amazingly small children are often not rational actors. Romero has more at 11!

This was pretty funny. Makes me wish I understood Portugese.
 
2013-12-27 12:06:12 PM  

Misconduc: amazing how at such a young age they are already hooked. My dad tried this with me getting me a red sox hat for christmas once, except it backfired on him when I threw it in the fireplace 2 minutes later with the tag still on it. His laughter turned to horror that he couldn't return it, but it was all good fun.
/yes I had to pay for the hat, all $22, silly grinch shouldn't of done that!


Apparently dad was unclear on the concept of giving.
 
2013-12-27 12:13:08 PM  
My wife gave me an Eli Manning action figure this year. He's currently straddling a branch of our Christmas tree. I farking hate that guy.
 
2013-12-27 12:16:35 PM  
media.canada.com
 
ecl
2013-12-27 12:20:02 PM  
That's a cute little kid.
 
2013-12-27 12:26:56 PM  

BATMANATEE: [media.canada.com image 598x520]


Came for this.
 
2013-12-27 12:32:00 PM  
She's going to make some lucky guy such a wonderful wife.
 
2013-12-27 12:33:27 PM  
Cute kid.  And I'm not a fan of kids.
 
2013-12-27 12:41:24 PM  

bighairyguy: She's going to make some lucky old guy such a wonderful wife.


Pretty sure the kid will have daddy issues when she is around 18 or so.
 
2013-12-27 12:44:07 PM  
Here's the response you get if you tried that in Boston:

media.redding.com
 
2013-12-27 12:50:25 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Here's the response you get if you tried that in Boston:

[media.redding.com image 607x346]


They like the body armor because it holds in the Dunkin' Belly.
 
2013-12-27 12:57:07 PM  
I have a good friend who's hardcore Cowboys, so one year I got him a customized Cowboys jersey.

#12.

Tim Tebow.

Totally worth the $80.
 
2013-12-27 12:59:24 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Here's the response you get if you tried that in Boston:

[media.redding.com image 607x346]


I didn't know Boston even had a soccer team.
 
2013-12-27 01:00:06 PM  

rjakobi: I have a good friend who's hardcore Cowboys, so one year I got him a customized Cowboys jersey.

#12.

Tim Tebow.

Totally worth the $80.


And totally could use him this weekend.  (I'm only sort of joking)
 
2013-12-27 01:01:33 PM  
I really like Welker as a player, Gronk as the ultimate "bro", and I respect Brady as one of the GOATs.

I would never. EVER. wear a pats jersey.

Hell, I'd wear a Cubs jersey for shiats and grins, but it'd be a "remember when" type deal with a Sosa or Alou replica.

/see also: Detroit Red Wings
//omfg fark those guys
///can you tell I'm from STL?
 
2013-12-27 01:20:55 PM  

Treygreen13: My wife gave me an Eli Manning action figure this year. He's currently straddling a branch of our Christmas tree. I farking hate that guy.


You need to set up a stop-motion video of him trying to pass different types of things (food, presents, ornaments, etc), and either dropping them or giving them to the wrong person.
 
2013-12-27 01:29:12 PM  
Anyone who bought me a hun top would receive very bitter thanks for the high-priced toilet paper.
 
2013-12-27 01:37:36 PM  

xiola: rjakobi: I have a good friend who's hardcore Cowboys, so one year I got him a customized Cowboys jersey.

#12.

Tim Tebow.

Totally worth the $80.

And totally could use him this weekend.  (I'm only sort of joking)


alumni.umassd.edu
 
2013-12-27 01:37:55 PM  

Joe_diGriz: Treygreen13: My wife gave me an Eli Manning action figure this year. He's currently straddling a branch of our Christmas tree. I farking hate that guy.

You need to set up a stop-motion video of him trying to pass different types of things (food, presents, ornaments, etc), and either dropping them or giving them to the wrong person.


Heh, not a bad idea. Unfortunately he has the football attached to his hand.
 
2013-12-27 01:38:27 PM  
Um...Fark quoted the wrong post... :-/
 
2013-12-27 01:39:17 PM  

suburbanguy: xiola: rjakobi: I have a good friend who's hardcore Cowboys, so one year I got him a customized Cowboys jersey.

#12.

Tim Tebow.

Totally worth the $80.

And totally could use him this weekend.  (I'm only sort of joking)

[alumni.umassd.edu image 480x461]


Um...Fark quoted the wrong post... :-/
 
2013-12-27 01:40:00 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: OtherLittleGuy: Here's the response you get if you tried that in Boston:

[media.redding.com image 607x346]

I didn't know Boston even had a soccer team.


alumni.umassd.edu
/That's better
 
2013-12-27 01:40:18 PM  

Treygreen13: Heh, not a bad idea. Unfortunately he has the football attached to his hand.


Do they make Demarcus Ware in mid-sack action figures?
 
2013-12-27 01:43:02 PM  
 
2013-12-27 01:46:52 PM  
I didn't know Boston even had a soccer team.

See now if they had named it the Wicked Pissahs instead of giving it some lame name like the Revolution, I guarantee you would know that Boston had a soccer team.

/And they could call their cheerleaders the Pissah girls.
 
2013-12-27 01:51:22 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: Treygreen13: Heh, not a bad idea. Unfortunately he has the football attached to his hand.

Do they make Demarcus Ware in mid-sack action figures?


Actually he is the one for the Cowboys. Every team only has one player.
www.mythiccollectibles.com
He's holding the football though so you'll have to assume it was a sack fumble, I guess.
 
2013-12-27 01:55:54 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Same principle.


I laughed, but then I realized what an asshole that guy is. Especially when he said "Go Bears" at the end.

/fellow Bears fan; still trying to teach my daughter that the Packers aren't the Bears wearing a different color
 
2013-12-27 02:06:47 PM  

redmid17: danknerd: Misconduc: amazing how at such a young age they are already hooked. My dad tried this with me getting me a red sox hat for christmas once, except it backfired on him when I threw it in the fireplace 2 minutes later with the tag still on it. His laughter turned to horror that he couldn't return it, but it was all good fun.
/yes I had to pay for the hat, all $22, silly grinch shouldn't of done that!

amazing how at such a young age you were already a douche

Amazingly small children are often not rational actors. Romero has more at 11!

This was pretty funny. Makes me wish I understood Portugese.


This one is in Engrish:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/20/parents-prank-daughter-pack er s-jersey-bears_n_4482377.html
 
2013-12-27 02:08:46 PM  
Giving me Cubs related stuff is grounds for divorce in my mind.

Also, that's a great prank haha.
 
2013-12-27 02:35:55 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Same principle.


Did that kid flip off her dad?
 
2013-12-27 02:47:54 PM  
Hahaha  her tiny outrage is absolutely adorable :D
 
2013-12-27 03:07:06 PM  

Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goon: BATMANATEE: [media.canada.com image 598x520]

Came for this.


Me too.
 
2013-12-27 03:43:02 PM  

varmitydog: I didn't know Boston even had a soccer team.

See now if they had named it the Wicked Pissahs instead of giving it some lame name like the Revolution, I guarantee you would know that Boston had a soccer team.

/And they could call their cheerleaders the Pissah girls.


Then R. Kelley would be a fan.
 
2013-12-27 03:48:06 PM  

grinding_journalist: I really like Welker as a player, Gronk as the ultimate "bro", and I respect Brady as one of the GOATs.

I would never. EVER. wear a pats jersey.

Hell, I'd wear a Cubs jersey for shiats and grins, but it'd be a "remember when" type deal with a Sosa or Alou replica.

/see also: Detroit Red Wings
//omfg fark those guys
///can you tell I'm from STL?


You can show off your man crush on Welker now, since he's a Bronco
 
2013-12-27 03:51:41 PM  

skrame: Jim from Saint Paul: Same principle.

I laughed, but then I realized what an asshole that guy is. Especially when he said "Go Bears" at the end.

/fellow Bears fan; still trying to teach my daughter that the Packers aren't the Bears wearing a different color


If my daughter gets THAT melodrmatic, she'll hate my guts because I will tease her till no end too.
 
ecl
2013-12-27 04:13:29 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: grinding_journalist: I really like Welker as a player, Gronk as the ultimate "bro", and I respect Brady as one of the GOATs.

I would never. EVER. wear a pats jersey.

Hell, I'd wear a Cubs jersey for shiats and grins, but it'd be a "remember when" type deal with a Sosa or Alou replica.

/see also: Detroit Red Wings
//omfg fark those guys
///can you tell I'm from STL?

You can show off your man crush on Welker now, since he's a Bronco


Now say "I like Amendola but I am disappointed in his choices."
"I hope things work out for Steven Jackson"
"Bill Belichick is a cheater."
 
2013-12-27 04:34:18 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Same principle.



I loved it when she kicked the jersey.

And the field goal is good!
 
2013-12-27 05:22:28 PM  
Is this going to be the new thing to do on Christmas now? Give your young child a jersey from the rival team, film their reaction and post it on the internet? What was it last year, the kid who was a Bears fan getting the Green Bay jersey and getting pissed? And I'm sure there was one the year before that.
 
2013-12-27 06:15:47 PM  
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2013-12-27 07:02:37 PM  
danknerd: Misconduc: amazing how at such a young age they are already hooked. My dad tried this with me getting me a red sox hat for christmas once, except it backfired on him when I threw it in the fireplace 2 minutes later with the tag still on it. His laughter turned to horror that he couldn't return it, but it was all good fun.
/yes I had to pay for the hat, all $22, silly grinch shouldn't of done that!

amazing how at such a young age you were already a douche


Glad to see I wasn't the only one who thought that
 
2013-12-27 07:18:46 PM  
That was adorable.  And the Bears/Packers jersey one was pretty damn funny, too.
 
2013-12-27 07:25:03 PM  

suburbanguy: Mambo Bananapatch: OtherLittleGuy: Here's the response you get if you tried that in Boston:

[media.redding.com image 607x346]

I didn't know Boston even had a soccer team.


/That's better


Nobody cares about soccer.
 
2013-12-27 07:48:17 PM  

mooseyfate: That was adorable.  And the Bears/Packers jersey one was pretty damn funny, too.


True fact: my older sister (a rabid Packers fan since early age) is married to a rabid Bears fan (and he has been one since early age, and is from Chicago). This weekend, they will be watching the season-closing Bears/Packers game, as they do twice a year when those games are scheduled... in separate rooms. And yes, they are quite happily married, thank you very much (aside from the twice-a-year "Your team sucks!" "No, YOUR team sucks, and needs to DIAF!" drama).
 
2013-12-27 07:50:06 PM  

ClavellBCMI: mooseyfate: That was adorable.  And the Bears/Packers jersey one was pretty damn funny, too.

True fact: my older sister (a rabid Packers fan since early age) is married to a rabid Bears fan (and he has been one since early age, and is from Chicago). This weekend, they will be watching the season-closing Bears/Packers game, as they do twice a year when those games are scheduled... in separate rooms. And yes, they are quite happily married, thank you very much (aside from the twice-a-year "Your team sucks!" "No, YOUR team sucks, and needs to DIAF!" drama).


And I would, quite happily, buy each of them the appropriate jerseys (him, an Aaron Rodgers jersey, and her, a Devin Hester jersey) if I could afford it.
 
2013-12-27 07:52:40 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: suburbanguy: Mambo Bananapatch: OtherLittleGuy: Here's the response you get if you tried that in Boston:

[media.redding.com image 607x346]

I didn't know Boston even had a soccer team.


/That's better

Nobody cares about soccer.


Shut your pie hole. If you didn't care about soccer, why are you reading a soccer thread?
 
2013-12-27 07:53:25 PM  
Cute, I guess, but I hope to not do that to my kids.

And I mean the "YOUR TEAM SUCKS" thing, not the playing pranks bit.
 
2013-12-27 07:54:22 PM  

suburbanguy: Debeo Summa Credo: suburbanguy: Mambo Bananapatch: OtherLittleGuy: Here's the response you get if you tried that in Boston:

[media.redding.com image 607x346]

I didn't know Boston even had a soccer team.


/That's better

Nobody cares about soccer.

Shut your pie hole. If you didn't care about soccer, why are you reading a soccer thread?


Really? This is a soccer thread? I thought this was a guy playing a trick on his daughter thread.
 
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