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(Hartford Courant)   Some families spend Christmas unwrapping gifts and having a meal. Other families spend Christmas hunting down Daddy's ex-girlfriend so Mommy can beat her up while Daddy films it   (courant.com) divider line 47
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2013-12-27 09:36:30 AM  
The same boyfriend was in on the filming?

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SLEEPING WITH ME YOU WHORE!"
 
2013-12-27 09:39:39 AM  
It's a Wonderful Life!
 
2013-12-27 09:43:58 AM  
Better than a night with Diogenes.
 
2013-12-27 09:44:15 AM  
Connecticut.  The Florida of the Northeast
 
2013-12-27 09:44:18 AM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-12-27 09:45:36 AM  
So the woman gets a beating for sleeping with an idiot? Lets just hope she isnt pregnant we dont need anymore of that guys kids out there.
 
2013-12-27 09:45:36 AM  
For doing something this stupid, at least one of them has to be involved with the drug trade.
 
2013-12-27 09:46:21 AM  

Diogenes: The same boyfriend was in on the filming?

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SLEEPING WITH ME YOU WHORE!"


More like, "Uh, all those texts from her, uh, yeah, she, uh, she won't leave me alone and stuff.  What?  No, I swear I'm not still farking her.  I swear.  No, I wasn't with her last night, I was with Bob, I mean, Bill.  You believe me, don't you?  You do?  Great.  Huh?  You wanna beat her up then?  Yeah, oh...yeah, sure I'm ok, yeah, uh, yeah, fark that biatch.  Um...sure, I'll tag along."
 
2013-12-27 09:48:28 AM  

lockers: Better than a night with Diogenes.


Look, I may sleep with all your boyfriends.  But I really am a lovely person.
 
2013-12-27 09:48:46 AM  
I bet the video from the 8 yo's phone is all shaky.
 
2013-12-27 09:49:00 AM  
Did the dude get maced during his arrest? What the fark is wrong with his eyes?
 
2013-12-27 09:50:02 AM  
It warms the heart to see families spending quality time together during the holidays.

Seriously, who thinks 'I'm going to kick some @ss today' on Christmas Day?
 
2013-12-27 09:50:15 AM  

Diogenes: lockers: Better than a night with Diogenes.

Look, I may sleep with all your boyfriends.  But I really am a lovely person.


Jokes on you, all my boyfriends are gay!
 
2013-12-27 09:50:25 AM  
"Tis the season to be beatenFa la la la la la la la la/That's what you get for fjucking this cretin/ Fa la la la la la la la la"
 
2013-12-27 09:51:02 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Did the dude get maced during his arrest? What the fark is wrong with his eyes?


Looks like he was hitting the pipe before they went out making movies
 
2013-12-27 09:51:47 AM  

ToastmasterGeneral: Diogenes: The same boyfriend was in on the filming?

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SLEEPING WITH ME YOU WHORE!"

More like, "Uh, all those texts from her, uh, yeah, she, uh, she won't leave me alone and stuff.  What?  No, I swear I'm not still farking her.  I swear.  No, I wasn't with her last night, I was with Bob, I mean, Bill.  You believe me, don't you?  You do?  Great.  Huh?  You wanna beat her up then?  Yeah, oh...yeah, sure I'm ok, yeah, uh, yeah, fark that biatch.  Um...sure, I'll tag along."


Plausible.  Very plausible.

Or, he wanted to the show ex-girlfriend what a prize he replaced her with.
 
2013-12-27 09:52:16 AM  

Literally Addicted: It warms the heart to see families spending quality time together during the holidays.

Seriously, who thinks 'I'm going to kick some @ss today' on Christmas Day?


Sometimes, you have to give yourself the gift of kicking some @ss
 
2013-12-27 09:52:32 AM  

lockers: Diogenes: lockers: Better than a night with Diogenes.

Look, I may sleep with all your boyfriends.  But I really am a lovely person.

Jokes on you, all my boyfriends are gay!


So am I.  You didn't know that?

*hyperextends pinkies*
 
2013-12-27 09:52:35 AM  
Literally Addicted:

Seriously, who thinks 'I'm going to kick some @ss today' on Christmas Day?

Evidently, this chick:

blog.ctnews.com
 
2013-12-27 09:53:30 AM  

Diogenes: The same boyfriend was in on the filming?

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SLEEPING WITH ME YOU WHORE!"


That was my reaction too.  That guy must be CRAZY whipped.
 
2013-12-27 09:54:00 AM  

Diogenes: lockers: Diogenes: lockers: Better than a night with Diogenes.

Look, I may sleep with all your boyfriends.  But I really am a lovely person.

Jokes on you, all my boyfriends are gay!

So am I.  You didn't know that?

*hyperextends pinkies*


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-12-27 09:54:49 AM  
Diogenes:
*hyperextends pinkies*

Also merry holidays. Your good people.
 
2013-12-27 09:55:34 AM  
www.onepagewonder.com
 
2013-12-27 09:56:39 AM  

lockers: Diogenes:
*hyperextends pinkies*

Also merry holidays. Your good people.


Back at ya!
 
2013-12-27 09:56:48 AM  

Literally Addicted: It warms the heart to see families spending quality time together during the holidays.

Seriously, who thinks 'I'm going to kick some @ss today' on Christmas Day?


Angry Jews?
 
2013-12-27 10:04:02 AM  
I am sure that little girl will grow up and have a happy, healthy adult life. Feel bad for her.
 
2013-12-27 10:04:42 AM  

Diogenes: ToastmasterGeneral: Diogenes: The same boyfriend was in on the filming?

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SLEEPING WITH ME YOU WHORE!"

More like, "Uh, all those texts from her, uh, yeah, she, uh, she won't leave me alone and stuff.  What?  No, I swear I'm not still farking her.  I swear.  No, I wasn't with her last night, I was with Bob, I mean, Bill.  You believe me, don't you?  You do?  Great.  Huh?  You wanna beat her up then?  Yeah, oh...yeah, sure I'm ok, yeah, uh, yeah, fark that biatch.  Um...sure, I'll tag along."

Plausible.  Very plausible.

Or, he wanted to the show ex-girlfriend what a prize he replaced her with.


This could easily be that the ex had some kind of video evidence of junior doing some crime or similar
and they went over to teach her to shut up.   You would be surprised at the thought process of thugs.
But then, that is why they are thugs, and not engineers.
 
2013-12-27 10:09:28 AM  

lockers: Better than a night with Diogenes.


He made me breakfast.
 
2013-12-27 10:12:14 AM  

Dahnkster: lockers: Better than a night with Diogenes.

He made me breakfast.


So you're from a land down under? I hear that the beer flows and the men chunder.
 
2013-12-27 10:15:55 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Did the dude get maced during his arrest? What the fark is wrong with his eyes?


Looks like he's having some sort of  reaction. Maybe he's allergic to catfights...
or commitment or consequences or maybe cops.
 
2013-12-27 10:36:51 AM  

Literally Addicted: It warms the heart to see families spending quality time together during the holidays.

Seriously, who thinks 'I'm going to kick some @ss today' on Christmas Day?


I almost had to. Stupid ass roomate's date left her out in 24 degree weather Christmas eve. She was freezing when I got to her I was worried she had hypothermia. She was a mess, I had to wrap her in blankets because she was too exhausted to get in the shower. I put a couple of hand warmers in gloves made her wear them. Thick wool socks because she was in heels. Then I had to cuddle up to her all night and listen to her biatch about how guys suck. So yeah I wanna kill the lil fark. But the GF sent me pics and videos of her playing with a new toy her friend gave her so that was nice.
 
2013-12-27 10:37:18 AM  

Diogenes: lockers: Better than a night with Diogenes.

Look, I may sleep with all your boyfriends.  But I really am a lovely person.


You're a she?
 
2013-12-27 10:39:23 AM  

Prey4reign: Maybe Madeline received this poster as a Christmas present from Jamar:

[sickbastard.files.wordpress.com image 750x600]


eh.  Today is a good day to die...
 
2013-12-27 10:39:54 AM  

Prey4reign: Maybe Madeline received this poster as a Christmas present from Jamar:

[sickbastard.files.wordpress.com image 750x600]


I haven't seen this meme in years, and I always wondered what the story behind those two broads was.
 
2013-12-27 10:40:04 AM  

Nutsac_Jim: Diogenes: ToastmasterGeneral: Diogenes: The same boyfriend was in on the filming?

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SLEEPING WITH ME YOU WHORE!"

More like, "Uh, all those texts from her, uh, yeah, she, uh, she won't leave me alone and stuff.  What?  No, I swear I'm not still farking her.  I swear.  No, I wasn't with her last night, I was with Bob, I mean, Bill.  You believe me, don't you?  You do?  Great.  Huh?  You wanna beat her up then?  Yeah, oh...yeah, sure I'm ok, yeah, uh, yeah, fark that biatch.  Um...sure, I'll tag along."

Plausible.  Very plausible.

Or, he wanted to the show ex-girlfriend what a prize he replaced her with.

This could easily be that the ex had some kind of video evidence of junior doing some crime or similar
and they went over to teach her to shut up.   You would be surprised at the thought process of thugs.
But then, that is why they are thugs, and not engineers.


I'm guessing their complexion has something to do with your theory.
 
2013-12-27 10:44:49 AM  
Couple of winners, right there.
 
2013-12-27 11:04:05 AM  
Dude goes to bed with:
scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net

Wakes up with:
blog.ctnews.com
 
2013-12-27 11:07:29 AM  
I swear I saw this as one of those "have you ever?" adverts at the end of a Jerry Springer or Maury Povich show.  It went "Have you ever gotten into a fight with your lover's ex?  If so, call us at 1-8-0-0-M-A-U-R-Y-S-H-O-W"
 
2013-12-27 11:24:36 AM  
Apple has already purchased the rights to the video for use in their next heartwarming holiday commercial.
 
2013-12-27 11:38:35 AM  
Being a resident of CT, I'm getting a kick out of reading these posts.
 
2013-12-27 11:51:13 AM  
Roque went rogue?
 
2013-12-27 12:14:37 PM  
When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong.
 
2013-12-27 12:39:06 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Did the dude get maced during his arrest? What the fark is wrong with his eyes?


Fetal alcohol?
 
2013-12-27 02:17:32 PM  

Literally Addicted: It warms the heart to see families spending quality time together during the holidays.

Seriously, who thinks 'I'm going to kick some @ss today' on Christmas Day?


Black people.
 
2013-12-27 04:59:14 PM  

roc6783: I am sure that little girl will grow up and have a happy, healthy adult life. Feel bad for her.


I'm sure she found it educational.
 
2013-12-27 11:16:50 PM  
Was expecting white trash, but..........
 
2013-12-28 12:17:22 AM  
Don't submit shiat like this without a video. Geeze.
 
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