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(WMUR New Hampshire)   If you flick a cigarette at the open window of a state policeman, he will arrest you for littering. Also, no one will want to sit with you on the Group W bench   (wmur.com) divider line 48
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2013-12-27 07:54:45 AM
 and attempted simple assault.

and they all slide back over to me.
 
2013-12-27 10:05:59 AM
he will arrest you for littering.

Good.

Even when I smoked I put my smokes out and threw the butts in the garbage.
 
2013-12-27 10:21:01 AM
State policemen have windows?
 
2013-12-27 11:06:00 AM
Even the Father rapers?
 
2013-12-27 11:06:17 AM
Man charged with littering, attempted simple assault, being black, police say

fixed.
 
2013-12-27 11:06:53 AM
FATHER RAPERS sittin' next to you.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-12-27 11:06:59 AM
It was creating a public nuisance, so that's ok.  They will come back and sit beside you on the bench.

"HAVE YOU REABILITATED YOURSELF?"
 
2013-12-27 11:08:56 AM
I'm surprised they didn't add arson to the charges.
 
2013-12-27 11:09:17 AM
Hey smokers - stop treating the world as your garbage can.  Pull up to a long red light at a highway exit, and look at the ground to your left.  It will be absolutely covered in butts.  Stop doing this!
 
2013-12-27 11:10:48 AM

Dirtybird971: Man charged with littering, attempted simple assault, being black, police say

fixed.


1/10

Or is it truly your well-considered opinion that had the person been white, the cop would have just laughed it off?
 
2013-12-27 11:12:19 AM

Mr. Fuzzypaws: he will arrest you for littering.

Good.

Even when I smoked I put my smokes out and threw the butts in the garbage.


I see cars dumping out whole trays of butts at red lights sometimes. I've always wanted to get out, scoop them all up and throw them back in the window, and just shout "YOU DROPPED SOMETHING" as loudly as I can. Figure it's probably a good way to get shot in Kansas, though.
 
2013-12-27 11:12:29 AM
I wish more littering smokers would get cited.  Talk about a huge revenue source.
 
2013-12-27 11:16:43 AM

uncleacid: I'm surprised they didn't add arson to the charges.


I'm surprised they didn't add resisting arrest, assaulting police staircase, you know, the usual.
 
2013-12-27 11:16:54 AM
There are traffic signs at stop lights here that read, "CIGARETTE BUTTS ARE LITTER." But they don't seem to help.

On the plus side, at least you won't have to go to Vietnam.
 
2013-12-27 11:20:09 AM
Lucky for him he was only arrested. If he'd done that to an armed private citizen in a stand your ground state like Florida or Texas - well you know - yay guns!
 
2013-12-27 11:20:51 AM
wow I can't believe I went through Thanksgiving without hearing Alice's  Restaurant even once.
 
2013-12-27 11:21:27 AM
Hate the butt flicking thing as well.

Think they would mind if I farted in their window at a stop light?
 
2013-12-27 11:22:36 AM
God did I even have to bother guessing that he was black
 
2013-12-27 11:28:05 AM
Go on... flick my butt... then smell your finger. I DARE YA!
 
2013-12-27 11:35:13 AM

uncleacid: I'm surprised they didn't add arson to the charges.


Attempted arson.

Mr. Fuzzypaws: he will arrest you for littering.

Good.

Even when I smoked I put my smokes out and threw the butts in the garbage.


I carry around a pocket ashtray. That way I don't have to walk around looking for a bin.

FrancoFile: Hey smokers - stop treating the world as your garbage can.  Pull up to a long red light at a highway exit, and look at the ground to your left.  It will be absolutely covered in butts.  Stop doing this!


The whole world is my ashtray! I keed! I use my slave's outstretched palm as my ashtray. It's a bit more costly than my pocket ashtray but well worth it.
 
2013-12-27 11:42:13 AM
I worked a summer in Mt. Rainier National Park.

A co-worker of mine, from Alabama, dumped her ashtray out in the parking lot at Paradise Lodge.

Me:  What are you doing?
She:  Oh, I forgot where I was.
Me:  Where is that OK?
 
2013-12-27 11:54:49 AM
After NH where do we go to keep ourselves and our families safe from the slimy underbelly of society?


Do you do birthday parties and bar mitzvahs, too?
 
2013-12-27 11:57:25 AM

bikerific: I worked a summer in Mt. Rainier National Park.

A co-worker of mine, from Alabama, dumped her ashtray out in the parking lot at Paradise Lodge.

Me:  What are you doing?
She:  Oh, I forgot where I was.
Me:  Where is that OK?


Detroit.
 
2013-12-27 12:01:15 PM

max_pooper: Even the Father rapers?


Honestly, where are you going to meet a better class of Father Rapers?
 
2013-12-27 12:03:42 PM
Dude your black, thats a cop. Will not end well.
 
2013-12-27 12:16:58 PM

stuffy: Dude your black, thats a cop. Will not end well.


His black what?
 
2013-12-27 12:25:56 PM

weapon13: uncleacid: I'm surprised they didn't add arson to the charges.

Attempted arson.


Attempted arson? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?
 
2013-12-27 12:29:06 PM
"Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope under that garbage."
 
2013-12-27 12:30:06 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: weapon13: uncleacid: I'm surprised they didn't add arson to the charges.

Attempted arson.

Attempted arson? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?


No, you just get the silver.

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2013-12-27 12:33:22 PM
Littering and.....?

i164.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-27 12:33:40 PM
Pay me to care.  No matter what happens, he will never learn.
 
2013-12-27 12:40:22 PM
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Dirtybird971: Man charged with littering, attempted simple assault, being black, police say

fixed.

1/10

Or is it truly your well-considered opinion that had the person been white, the cop would have just laughed it off?


I sense your sarcasm, but will ignore it. Yes, I do believe that a black man living in NH has a greater chance of going to jail when confronted by the police than a white person would have in the same circumstances.

Do you believe that a cig flicked at, but not actually making it to a person, would be called "attempted simple assault" by the cop if the person had been white?

Really, by that definition, anyone who flicks (or even drops at an angle towards someone) a cig at someone (even if they are on a sidewalk 5 feet away from where said cig lands) should be arrested for attempted simple assault.

An assault is carried out by a threat of bodily harm coupled with an apparent, present ability to cause the harm. A mere threat to harm is not an assault; however, a threat combined with a raised fist might be sufficient if it causes a reasonable apprehension of harm in the victim. There can be no assault if the act does not produce a true apprehension of harm in the victim. There must be a reasonable fear of injury. The usual test applied is whether the act would induce such apprehension in the mind of a reasonable person. The status of the victim is taken into account.

So either this cop is a p*ssy, or he manufactured this charge.
 
2013-12-27 12:47:55 PM
FrancoFile

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2013-12-27 11:09:17 AM
Hey smokers - stop treating the world as your garbage can. Pull up to a long red light at a highway exit, and look at the ground to your left. It will be absolutely covered in butts. Stop doing this!


As soon as cars have ashtrays again.
 
2013-12-27 12:49:19 PM
stupid is as stupid does
 
2013-12-27 12:56:05 PM
Until you say, "And creating a nuisance".
 
2013-12-27 01:04:00 PM

Dirtybird971: FrancoFile

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2013-12-27 11:09:17 AM
Hey smokers - stop treating the world as your garbage can. Pull up to a long red light at a highway exit, and look at the ground to your left. It will be absolutely covered in butts. Stop doing this!

As soon as cars have ashtrays again.


Did your house come with pre-installed ashtrays?
 
2013-12-27 01:25:55 PM
If they don't have 27 8×10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us, then it didn't happen.
 
2013-12-27 01:36:38 PM

Beeblebrox: Dirtybird971: FrancoFile

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2013-12-27 11:09:17 AM
Hey smokers - stop treating the world as your garbage can. Pull up to a long red light at a highway exit, and look at the ground to your left. It will be absolutely covered in butts. Stop doing this!

As soon as cars have ashtrays again.

Did your house come with pre-installed ashtrays?


Just the nursery
 
2013-12-27 01:44:17 PM
Did he have any implements of destruction?   And, what about the massacree?


/ waitin' for it to come around
 
2013-12-27 01:47:40 PM
When does the $1500 Chicago/Illinois cigarette butt law come into effect?
 
2013-12-27 02:04:43 PM
jerk
If you did that to anyone, yer looking for a fight
do that to a cop, what the fark were you thinking?

how is this about black, or meanie police?
... forgot where I was
 
2013-12-27 02:22:31 PM

Dirtybird971: Man charged with littering, attempted simple assault, being black an a$$, police say

fixed.


Actually, I think I fixed it for you correctly.
 
2013-12-27 02:28:08 PM

jfivealive

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2013-12-27 01:36:38 PM
Beeblebrox: Dirtybird971: FrancoFile

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2013-12-27 11:09:17 AM
Hey smokers - stop treating the world as your garbage can. Pull up to a long red light at a highway exit, and look at the ground to your left. It will be absolutely covered in butts. Stop doing this!

As soon as cars have ashtrays again.

Did your house come with pre-installed ashtrays?

Just the nursery


ha-ha-ha-ha,,,

At my house I have a pail nearby outside and i don't smoke in my car because I don't like the smell.
 
2013-12-27 02:42:17 PM

Dirtybird971: jfivealive

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2013-12-27 01:36:38 PM
Beeblebrox: Dirtybird971: FrancoFile

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2013-12-27 11:09:17 AM
Hey smokers - stop treating the world as your garbage can. Pull up to a long red light at a highway exit, and look at the ground to your left. It will be absolutely covered in butts. Stop doing this!

As soon as cars have ashtrays again.

Did your house come with pre-installed ashtrays?

Just the nursery

ha-ha-ha-ha,,,

At my house I have a pail nearby outside and i don't smoke in my car because I don't like the smell.


My car didn't come with trash cans installed and yet I don't throw my trash out of the window.  I guess they'll need to start installing diaper genies so that people will stop throwing their used diapers out in the parking lot.
 
2013-12-27 02:54:18 PM

Beeblebrox [TotalFark]

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2013-12-27 02:42:17 PM
Dirtybird971: jfivealive

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2013-12-27 01:36:38 PM
Beeblebrox: Dirtybird971: FrancoFile

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2013-12-27 11:09:17 AM
Hey smokers - stop treating the world as your garbage can. Pull up to a long red light at a highway exit, and look at the ground to your left. It will be absolutely covered in butts. Stop doing this!

As soon as cars have ashtrays again.

Did your house come with pre-installed ashtrays?

Just the nursery

ha-ha-ha-ha,,,

At my house I have a pail nearby outside and i don't smoke in my car because I don't like the smell.

My car didn't come with trash cans installed and yet I don't throw my trash out of the window. I guess they'll need to start installing diaper genies so that people will stop throwing their used diapers out in the parking lot.


neither do I. I guess if that's a problem in your area they should.. I don't have that problem near me.
 
2013-12-27 02:54:36 PM

Dirtybird971: jfivealive

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2013-12-27 01:36:38 PM
Beeblebrox: Dirtybird971: FrancoFile

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2013-12-27 11:09:17 AM
Hey smokers - stop treating the world as your garbage can. Pull up to a long red light at a highway exit, and look at the ground to your left. It will be absolutely covered in butts. Stop doing this!

As soon as cars have ashtrays again.

Did your house come with pre-installed ashtrays?

Just the nursery

ha-ha-ha-ha,,,

At my house I have a pail nearby outside and i don't smoke in my car because I don't like the smell.



Then why do you smoke at all?  Or rather, why did you start smoking?  Isn't the smell/taste a big part of it?
 
2013-12-27 05:13:19 PM

FrancoFile: Hey smokers - stop treating the world as your garbage can.  Pull up to a long red light at a highway exit, and look at the ground to your left.  It will be absolutely covered in butts.  Stop doing this!

I

always see more gum covering the street. Stop doing this.
 
2013-12-27 06:14:30 PM

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: Dirtybird971: Man charged with littering, attempted simple assault, being black, police say

fixed.

1/10

Or is it truly your well-considered opinion that had the person been white, the cop would have just laughed it off?


I think the simple assault charge wouldn't have been added.  

/FTP
 
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