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(WTOP)   John Kerry fist bumped Snoop Dog. What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN???   (wtop.com) divider line 38
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2013-12-27 09:17:48 AM  
Zionist banks are controlling the media and politicians.
 
2013-12-27 09:41:50 AM  
John Kerry is a Terrorist Stoner.

He's a Terroristoner.
 
2013-12-27 09:43:32 AM  
He's rolling down the street smoking indo sipping on gin and juice
 
2013-12-27 09:44:18 AM  
I thought he was Snoop Lion now.
 
2013-12-27 09:45:21 AM  
It's a terrorist fist-jab conspiracy!
 
2013-12-27 09:48:40 AM  
This means that Jeff Foxworthy is automagically President and Barack Obama has to star alongside Kanye West in a remake of Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood.
 
2013-12-27 09:50:18 AM  
2 more months of Winters?

www.movieactors.com

I thought he was comedy heaven with Andy Kaufman and George Carlin playing the celestial Poconos?
 
2013-12-27 09:52:27 AM  
"John Kerry is a Terrorist Stoner."

If you mean that if he'd been elected, Bin Laden would have gotten a tombstone sooner, then yeah.
 
2013-12-27 09:52:55 AM  
From an earlier post:This is the superduper final piece of evidence that leads to the impeachment of that IslamofacistcommuMarxistsekritMooslem pretending to be the President after stealing the election from the rightful winner, Sarah Palin.

Thanx for that tidbit you wonderful word stallion, whomever you were.......
 
2013-12-27 09:53:00 AM  
We could ask WhatDoesItMean.com but they'll probably say he's an alien reptile.
 
2013-12-27 09:58:56 AM  
When WhatDoesItMean is said outside its normal playground of the Glenn Beck show, there will be two Shark Weeks in 2014 and Sharknado will get its own channel on cable.
www.scribewise.com
 
2013-12-27 09:59:05 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: We could ask WhatDoesItMean.com but they'll probably say he's an alien reptile.


;)
 
2013-12-27 09:59:56 AM  
It means Sarah Palin is President and the Duck Dynasty cast will be her cabinet.
 
2013-12-27 10:01:17 AM  
WTOP article: It is not clear...what event the two attended.

Washington Post article: To be clear, I have no idea what this party is about or for

Time magazine article: During a party in early December hosted by the Obama Administration at the White House to honor the 2013 Kennedy Center Honorees

It means someone isn't doing their farking job.

/surprise
 
2013-12-27 10:02:39 AM  
Obviously it means that Palin is now president and Obama must spend the rest of his life polishing the Washington Monument
 
2013-12-27 10:05:46 AM  

Mugato: I thought he was Snoop Lion now.


And he was Snoop Dogg before. Dunno who this Snoop Dog character is.

Pants full of macaroni!!: John Kerry is a Terrorist Stoner.

He's a Terroristoner.


I'll bet John Kerry reads Fark sometimes... ...on weed!
 
2013-12-27 10:12:07 AM  

Mugato: I thought he was Snoop Lion now.



Ergo John Kerry has a time machine.   That must be what it means.
 
2013-12-27 10:14:49 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-12-27 10:14:50 AM  

machoprogrammer: Obviously it means that Palin is now president and Obama must spend the rest of his life polishing the Washington Monument


Sounds like my Saturday nights.
 
2013-12-27 10:15:00 AM  

Mugato: I thought he was Snoop Lion now.


I thought he upgraded to Snoopzilla recently.  But maybe after this he can be the Secretary of Snoop.
 
2013-12-27 10:17:16 AM  
Two dufuses not wanting to touch each other ? Can't say I blame them.
 
2013-12-27 10:24:40 AM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: cameroncrazy1984: We could ask WhatDoesItMean.com but they'll probably say he's an alien reptile.

;)



So ... he's one of you people, then?
 
2013-12-27 10:33:57 AM  
Is SNoOpGhAZI A ScAnDaL YeT?!?!?!?!?!?!
 
2013-12-27 10:40:17 AM  

RottenEggs: Two dufuses not wanting to touch each other ? Can't say I blame them.


Wow, that almost made sense!
 
2013-12-27 10:45:17 AM  
"You gave me a good pound," Kerry says to Snoop Dogg in the video.

Of weed, right?
 
2013-12-27 10:48:23 AM  
Cue Conservative outcry...
 
2013-12-27 11:39:54 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: John Kerry is a Terrorist Stoner.

He's a Terroristoner.


Waiting for Terrori$toner to show up on MTV in 4-3-2....
 
2013-12-27 11:53:15 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

/first thing I thought of
 
2013-12-27 11:55:10 AM  
Hooray the media has down thing to focus on instead of end of the year top ten X things lists.
 
2013-12-27 12:28:41 PM  
John Kerry was born in Kenya.
 
2013-12-27 12:40:00 PM  

Liese: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

/first thing I thought of


The first thing I thought of is the first thing I always think of when I see Snoop;

"that guy has smoked so much weed...."

Then I think about how he'd be a joke,
except for him being responsible for several of the best rap songs of all time...
and having what is still by many considered to be the most unique and recognizable voices and flows in the genre

oh, and the balls it took to do this with the entire joint cased with dozens cops trying to nab him:

images3.mtv.com

For you kids, that was when Snoop, who was wanted, took the stage and told the LAPD (who had the awards show surrounded) "Ima let you finish!" followed by an epic performance and smooth getaway right under their noses.
 
2013-12-27 12:40:45 PM  

This means a 1000 years of Darkness for the Republican party.

cdn1.alexanderhiggins.com

 
2013-12-27 05:36:06 PM  

Mugato: I thought he was Snoop Lion now.


i.imgur.com
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
 
2013-12-27 07:21:32 PM  

MurphyMurphy: and having what is still by many considered to be the most unique and recognizable voices and flows in the genre


Hail to that.  I can't stand most rap/hip hop, but that man is talented as hell and one of a kind.  Much respect.
 
2013-12-27 09:03:00 PM  
It means STUPID.  Sec State fist bumps guy who got famous for smoking weed and rockin' biatches.
WTF
Make it legal already
 
2013-12-27 09:10:13 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: John Kerry is a Terrorist Stoner.

He's a Terroristoner.


A Stonorist.
 
2013-12-28 12:56:58 AM  
Snoop Dogg is the only cool Anaheim Ducks fan.
 
2013-12-28 01:21:48 PM  
Was it a fist bump/finger point.  If so, the end times are upon us.
 
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