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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Top 10 weird crime stories of 2013. Come for the frozen gopher feet theft, stay SWAT standoff over a missing french fry order   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 6
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4168 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Dec 2013 at 9:48 AM (16 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-27 09:22:12 AM
mixing marijuana with embalming fluid will make you crash your car, get naked, and dance in the middle of the street despite sustaining serious injuries

At some point in a wild evening you may sober up enough to realize that your only hope is to appear completely (but curably) insane so they go easy on you.
2013-12-27 09:56:58 AM
not the little dirty birdy feet
2013-12-27 10:31:18 AM
Re: #2
Skink approves
Eats some roadkill...
2013-12-27 10:31:49 AM

/Meh. Best a quick GIS could give me.
2013-12-27 11:18:38 AM
I missed the story when it happened but I knew without clicking that the gopher feet had to be Minnesota. Probably one of the few places with a bounty on the cute little farkers. At least we rescinded the bounty on Dakota indians even though it took awhile.
2013-12-27 12:04:30 PM
God, what does it say about me that I sympathize with all these wackos except the goon who tried to woo the pizza lady. Stay away form me. I might be contagious.
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