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(CNN)   Newark Airport's new $100 million advanced perimeter security system appears to have one blind spot - transvestites   (cnn.com) divider line 46
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2013-12-27 01:20:34 AM
Weirdo transvestite or Executive transvestite?

/action transvestite?
 
2013-12-27 01:20:56 AM
They got SCMODS PIDS
 
2013-12-27 01:23:02 AM
The guy watching the cameras was in his bunk.
 
2013-12-27 01:35:22 AM
Those nonstops from Bangkok are going to cause much mayhem and sexytime.
 
2013-12-27 02:03:42 AM

mamoru: Weirdo transvestite or Executive transvestite?

/action transvestite?


Aaaannd we're done here.

/no one expects the Third Executive Transvestite Brigade!
 
2013-12-27 03:00:27 AM
i1048.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-27 03:11:28 AM
images.tvrage.com
 
2013-12-27 05:21:50 AM
From the comments (paraphrased):

$100M could have had 20 guards for 100 years.

/didn't check the math
 
2013-12-27 05:25:02 AM

SevenizGud: From the comments (paraphrased):

$100M could have had 20 guards for 100 years.

/didn't check the math


$50k per guard per year... math checks out.
 
Rat
2013-12-27 05:27:12 AM

fusillade762: They got SCMODS PIDS


™ leaving satisfied that the use of force in their apprehension has been approved
 
2013-12-27 05:47:22 AM
filmclique.com
 
2013-12-27 05:56:00 AM
FTA: Police are investigating the actions of the person who monitors the images.

www.guard1.com
 
2013-12-27 06:36:15 AM
What a waste of money. The whole of Newark including infrastructure and population aint worth half that.
 
2013-12-27 06:41:27 AM
CSB time:

About 15 years ago I was kayaking across Boston Harbor. It was an old-style kayak, top and bottom hulls seam-sealed, not the one-piece rotomolded that are standard now. Anyway, the seal sucked, the kayak took on water, and I started to sink in heavy chop. The wind was also driving me onto the breaker wall, essentially a jumble of enormous boulders around the airport. I spotted an access ramp leading up from the water to the end of a runway, and managed to beach myself on it. I dragged myself out of the kayak, pulled it up the ramp, and lay down exhausted with 747s coming in for landings over me. I suppose one of them must have reported me, because a maintenance truck came out to investigate. He gave me and the kayak a ride to the edge of the airport property. Hate to think what would have happened now. I probably wouldn't have been noticed for days.

/end csb
 
2013-12-27 06:43:55 AM
CSB time:

About 15 years ago I was kayaking across Boston Harbor. It was an old-style kayak, top and bottom hulls seam-sealed, not the one-piece rotomolded that are standard now. Anyway, the seal sucked, the kayak took on water, and I started to sink in heavy chop. The wind was also driving me onto the breaker wall, essentially a jumble of enormous boulders around the airport. I spotted an access ramp leading up from the water to the end of a runway, and beached myself on it. I dragged myself out of the kayak, pulled it up the ramp, and lay down exhausted with 747s coming in for landings over me. I suppose one of them must have reported me, because a maintenance truck came out to investigate. He gave me and the kayak a ride to the edge of the airport property. Hate to think what would have happened now. I probably wouldn't have been noticed for days.

/end csb
 
2013-12-27 06:44:25 AM
www.wearysloth.com

Farkin airports at Christmas
 
2013-12-27 06:44:38 AM
Wow, sorry for the double post. Mods, please delete one? Thanks.
 
2013-12-27 06:47:19 AM
The cross-dressed suspect then ran across two runways to get to Terminal C, two police sources said. Nobody saw it, but he was literally on the screen at the time.

What's the point to having a screen that big, and why keep it out on the runways?
 
2013-12-27 06:50:57 AM
brimed03 was Xerox bombed! ludicrous gibs!
 
2013-12-27 06:56:18 AM
dontremaketotalrecall.com
 
2013-12-27 07:15:50 AM
So this story isn't about transvestites it's more about a security system that failed to alert some jerk asleep at the wheel?
 
2013-12-27 07:18:51 AM
We've wasted millions on scanners and whatnot inside the terminals but all you really need to get to an airplane is a ladder on the far side of the airfield.

I've seen guys jogging alongside the taxiway in Burbank. Oprah wandering around the parking ramp at Telluride. Etc.
 
2013-12-27 07:23:03 AM
It catches 100% of the transvestmites though...
 
2013-12-27 07:27:26 AM
Just this guy running to make his flight:
live.drjays.com
 
2013-12-27 07:42:00 AM

brimed03: CSB time:

About 15 years ago I was kayaking across Boston Harbor. It was an old-style kayak, top and bottom hulls seam-sealed, not the one-piece rotomolded that are standard now. Anyway, the seal sucked, the kayak took on water, and I started to sink in heavy chop. The wind was also driving me onto the breaker wall, essentially a jumble of enormous boulders around the airport. I spotted an access ramp leading up from the water to the end of a runway, and beached myself on it. I dragged myself out of the kayak, pulled it up the ramp, and lay down exhausted with 747s coming in for landings over me. I suppose one of them must have reported me, because a maintenance truck came out to investigate. He gave me and the kayak a ride to the edge of the airport property. Hate to think what would have happened now. I probably wouldn't have been noticed for days.

/end csb


Now?  You would have been arrested.
 
2013-12-27 07:43:31 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-27 07:45:34 AM
So they can't detect suspicious packages?
 
2013-12-27 07:49:37 AM
 
xcv
2013-12-27 08:11:31 AM

brimed03: CSB time:

About 15 years ago I was kayaking across Boston Harbor. It was an old-style kayak, top and bottom hulls seam-sealed, not the one-piece rotomolded that are standard now. Anyway, the seal sucked, the kayak took on water, and I started to sink in heavy chop. The wind was also driving me onto the breaker wall, essentially a jumble of enormous boulders around the airport. I spotted an access ramp leading up from the water to the end of a runway, and beached myself on it. I dragged myself out of the kayak, pulled it up the ramp, and lay down exhausted with 747s coming in for landings over me. I suppose one of them must have reported me, because a maintenance truck came out to investigate. He gave me and the kayak a ride to the edge of the airport property. Hate to think what would have happened now. I probably wouldn't have been noticed for days.

/end csb


A few months ago a guy's jet ski sunk off New York, he swam to shore, climbed over a security fence, walked across Kennedy airport's runways until he was able to wave down some workers. And they wanted to charge him for embarrassing them.
 
2013-12-27 08:21:04 AM
Funny, so does my Dad when I invite them over for holiday dinner.
 
2013-12-27 08:26:58 AM

alice_600: So this story isn't about transvestites it's more about a security system that failed to alert some jerk asleep at the wheel?


Disappointing, isn't it?
 
2013-12-27 08:54:07 AM
And here we want to make tranny bathrooms.
 
2013-12-27 08:54:42 AM
Tranny thread!?!?
 
2013-12-27 08:59:59 AM
It's not that the systems can't see trannys, it doesn't want to see them. You know, because trannys undermine it's sexuality and make it question it's life choices.
 
2013-12-27 09:10:57 AM
blog.zap2it.com
Could be worse.
 
2013-12-27 09:17:51 AM
When questioned about his behavior he responded "Access Denied."
Classy
 
2013-12-27 09:21:53 AM

brimed03: CSB time:

About 15 years ago I was kayaking across Boston Harbor. It was an old-style kayak, top and bottom hulls seam-sealed, not the one-piece rotomolded that are standard now. Anyway, the seal sucked, the kayak took on water, and I started to sink in heavy chop. The wind was also driving me onto the breaker wall, essentially a jumble of enormous boulders around the airport. I spotted an access ramp leading up from the water to the end of a runway, and managed to beach myself on it. I dragged myself out of the kayak, pulled it up the ramp, and lay down exhausted with 747s coming in for landings over me. I suppose one of them must have reported me, because a maintenance truck came out to investigate. He gave me and the kayak a ride to the edge of the airport property. Hate to think what would have happened now. I probably wouldn't have been noticed for days.

/end csb


You left out the part about the water ruining your taffeta gown.
 
2013-12-27 09:43:59 AM
So although the guy was caught by an airport employee, it took 24 hours to notice the guy on video and for police to find where he was being held? Do airport employees have personal lockers for imprisoning people in? It also is interesting that the video is being reviewed by someone.
 
2013-12-27 09:58:13 AM

yukichigai: Funny, so does my Dad when I invite them over for holiday dinner.


imageshack.us
 
2013-12-27 10:04:12 AM
Good thing Muslims dont drink.
 
2013-12-27 11:28:50 AM

edmo: We've wasted millions on scanners and whatnot inside the terminals but all you really need to get to an airplane is a ladder on the far side of the airfield.

I've seen guys jogging alongside the taxiway in Burbank. Oprah wandering around the parking ramp at Telluride. Etc.


In all fairness, Telluride airport is only slightly larger than a Starbucks, with way less traffic than a Starbucks.
 
2013-12-27 11:46:06 AM
Only the straight transvestites.  The airport's gaydar is solid.

/got nuthin'
 
2013-12-27 12:24:28 PM

Kirkenhegelstein: alice_600: So this story isn't about transvestites it's more about a security system that failed to alert some jerk asleep at the wheel?

Disappointing, isn't it?


Obama failed us...I think i'm gonna cry now...
 
2013-12-27 12:24:58 PM
Dear Sir,

I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the song which you have just broadcast about the lumberjack who wears women's clothes. Many of my best friends are lumberjacks, and only a few of them are transvestites.

Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.)

P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times
 
2013-12-27 12:58:24 PM

AgentKGB: P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times


P.P.S. On the lips.
 
2013-12-27 08:25:26 PM
He "mounted the barrier" LOL
OK here's an idea. Could a true transgender guy put a bomb in a fake weener, dressed up to look like just a transvestite, pass thru security?
 
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