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(WHNS Fox 21)   First, you get engaged, then you pick the colors. That's when things got stabby   (foxcarolina.com) divider line 37
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2013-12-26 11:42:24 PM
Well, what color did they decide on?
 
2013-12-27 01:25:16 AM

fusillade762: Well, what color did they decide on?


blood red?
 
2013-12-27 02:14:55 AM
fta Richland County deputies were able to determine that a verbal altercation occurred between the couple over the wedding color scheme,

That's some fine police work, there, Lou
 
2013-12-27 02:17:21 AM

Bucky Katt: fusillade762: Well, what color did they decide on?

blood red?


Scabbed-over brown.
 
2013-12-27 02:22:19 AM
Till death do us join?
 
2013-12-27 02:27:41 AM
Well did he cum or what?
 
2013-12-27 02:32:47 AM
I wonder what other things she might be stabby over?

Honey did you take out the trash? No, you say?

I told you  I wanted Taco Bell not McDonald's!

You like Pikard more than Kirk?
 
2013-12-27 02:33:23 AM
er Picard.
 
2013-12-27 02:59:11 AM

Bucky Katt: fusillade762: Well, what color did they decide on?

blood red?


Bullshiat!  It was burnt umber.  I'll stab you, motherfarker!
 
2013-12-27 03:02:36 AM
My colors are BLUSH and BASHFUL!!!
 
2013-12-27 03:04:00 AM
Please don't be African-American, please don't be....

OK, Please don't have a double wide, please don't have a...

OK nevermind.
 
2013-12-27 03:04:46 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: Well did he cum or what?


Jesus Christ man! There are just some things you don't talk about in public!
 
2013-12-27 03:16:21 AM
That cinderblock decorating their front yard is a tasteful seasonal touch. Very understated.
 
2013-12-27 03:22:53 AM
I read this headline in drunk uncle.


/the facts of life...the facts of life!
 
2013-12-27 03:43:47 AM
If dude doesn't take the hint and call it all off at this point, he deserves the stabbing he has coming.
 
2013-12-27 04:18:45 AM
Consider this a relatively cheap learning experience.  You can legitimately get out of marrying that crazy c00nt and no one will take issue with your choice (except the crazy c00nt).
 
2013-12-27 04:59:08 AM
Here comes the bride, she's got a knife..
 
2013-12-27 06:40:05 AM

ThisIsntMe: Please don't be African-American, please don't be....

OK, Please don't have a double wide, please don't have a...

OK nevermind.


This happened in South Carolina, so the double-wide was pretty much a given. You had a 50/50 chance on the race, though. :P

/From SC
//And people around here wonder why the rest of the nation thinks we're idiots...
 
2013-12-27 06:49:19 AM
I 'd say he dodged a bullet there
 
2013-12-27 08:16:09 AM
If the ex hadn't knocked me up resulting in a shotgun wedding, he would have wanted scarlet and grey, OSU colors. I would have stabbed him.
 
2013-12-27 08:56:12 AM
I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.
 
2013-12-27 08:58:34 AM
Source material for "Norbit 2: Cuts Like A Knife".
 
2013-12-27 09:01:22 AM
It is an age old battle, somebody wants red, somebody wants blue

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2013-12-27 09:21:32 AM
So is the wedding still on?
 
2013-12-27 09:27:06 AM
I'd say he dodged a bullet there
 
2013-12-27 09:53:26 AM

Hz so good: ThisIsntMe: Please don't be African-American, please don't be....

OK, Please don't have a double wide, please don't have a...

OK nevermind.

This happened in South Carolina, so the double-wide was pretty much a given. You had a 50/50 chance on the race, though. :P

/From SC
//And people around here wonder why the rest of the nation thinks we're idiots...


And yet y'all are amazingly proud of being from there.
I see more palmetto-and-crescent-moon decals on cars in Ohio than I do stuff for any other state.

/you do realize how middle-eastern your state symbols look?
//don't you?
 
2013-12-27 10:10:17 AM
after 12 years of being on fark i uhh, finally got an approved submission!
 
2013-12-27 10:11:43 AM

FrancoFile: Hz so good: ThisIsntMe: Please don't be African-American, please don't be....

OK, Please don't have a double wide, please don't have a...

OK nevermind.

This happened in South Carolina, so the double-wide was pretty much a given. You had a 50/50 chance on the race, though. :P

/From SC
//And people around here wonder why the rest of the nation thinks we're idiots...

And yet y'all are amazingly proud of being from there.
I see more palmetto-and-crescent-moon decals on cars in Ohio than I do stuff for any other state.

/you do realize how middle-eastern your state symbols look?
//don't you?


You do realize that those are all tourists who visited S.C. and not people from there, right? Same with all the OBX stickers? Go drive down the highway connecting our state with the Carolinas on any given summer weekend, and see how absolutely clogged it is with cars that have Ohio plates. It's kind of ridiculous. My wife's family goes to holden beach every few years, so I suppose I'm part of it, but we at least have the good sense to drive DOWN on a Sunday and back on a Saturday, so we can drive at a normal speed while watching the traffic jam of cars from Ohio plod through Virginia on the other side of the highway.
 
2013-12-27 10:36:42 AM

Greek: FrancoFile: Hz so good: ThisIsntMe: Please don't be African-American, please don't be....

OK, Please don't have a double wide, please don't have a...

OK nevermind.

This happened in South Carolina, so the double-wide was pretty much a given. You had a 50/50 chance on the race, though. :P

/From SC
//And people around here wonder why the rest of the nation thinks we're idiots...

And yet y'all are amazingly proud of being from there.
I see more palmetto-and-crescent-moon decals on cars in Ohio than I do stuff for any other state.

/you do realize how middle-eastern your state symbols look?
//don't you?

You do realize that those are all tourists who visited S.C. and not people from there, right? Same with all the OBX stickers? Go drive down the highway connecting our state with the Carolinas on any given summer weekend, and see how absolutely clogged it is with cars that have Ohio plates. It's kind of ridiculous. My wife's family goes to holden beach every few years, so I suppose I'm part of it, but we at least have the good sense to drive DOWN on a Sunday and back on a Saturday, so we can drive at a normal speed while watching the traffic jam of cars from Ohio plod through Virginia on the other side of the highway.



I know about the OBX, etc. stickers - I used to live in the DC area.
I was not aware that SC was selling the stupid palmetto tree decals to the tourists and second-home people. My apologies.

/still looks middle-eastern
 
2013-12-27 10:45:37 AM

Phony_Soldier: er Picard.


Whoopsie
 
2013-12-27 10:58:22 AM

OgreMagi: Consider this a relatively cheap learning experience.  You can legitimately get out of marrying that crazy c00nt and no one will take issue with your choice (except the crazy c00nt).


Amen to that. I'm baffled that they didn't get to this point long before the engagement, though.
 
2013-12-27 11:10:31 AM
WHAT COLORS??
 
2013-12-27 11:40:18 AM

FrancoFile: I was not aware that SC was selling the stupid palmetto tree decals to the tourists and second-home people. My apologies.

/still looks middle-eastern


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-27 03:54:12 PM

goobergal: WHAT COLORS??


purple and orange
 
2013-12-27 04:57:20 PM

Gilligann: goobergal: WHAT COLORS??

purple and orange


GARNET AND BLACK!!
 
2013-12-27 08:39:57 PM
Well, white is the color of DEATH!
 
2013-12-27 10:21:47 PM
Dafuq you talkin bout green and blue? I said chartreuse, like ma mommas name. Say wha??? I cut you biatch!!
 
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