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(The Gateway Pundit)   Birthers take it to eleventy as Obamacare can't verify Obama's identity   (thegatewaypundit.com) divider line 128
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2013-12-26 05:30:59 PM  
The conspiracy theorist in me says that was staged as a masterful manifestation of lulziness from the Troll-in-Chief.

Well played, sir.  Well played.
 
2013-12-26 05:41:55 PM  
Herpa derpa derp.

/DERP!
 
2013-12-26 05:42:26 PM  

doyner: The conspiracy theorist in me says that was staged as a masterful manifestation of lulziness from the Troll-in-Chief.

Well played, sir.  Well played.


He can be a bit of a prankster:
www.viralviralvideos.com
 
2013-12-26 05:43:28 PM  
Obama doesn't exist. Wake up sheeple!
 
2013-12-26 05:44:10 PM  

doyner: The conspiracy theorist in me says that was staged as a masterful manifestation of lulziness from the Troll-in-Chief.

Well played, sir.  Well played.


So which of the 27 SSN the birthers claim he has was used?
 
2013-12-26 05:44:22 PM  
So, is he going to have to pay the taxes on not signing up? Or is that just to all of us who cant afford the anal raping every month?
 
2013-12-26 05:45:28 PM  
Dear lord the comments section. When you're saying Billo is in on the conspiracy, you're a whole other level of nutsy.
 
2013-12-26 05:46:17 PM  
Who?
 
2013-12-26 05:46:56 PM  
That happened to my wife. She had to scan and send in a bunch of info on herself and I, which was then lost, so she did it all again. Last week she was finally accepted, and we discovered that staying with what we've got through her employer was what we should stick with.

If I get really sick, I'm probably just going to treat myself with leeches. It's better than visiting the doctor who will order a series of tests, which will be inconclusive and requiring more tests, all of which are expensive.

/But I'll die before admitting that America's healthcare system isn't the best in the world.
//This may happen at the age of 47, possibly sooner.
 
2013-12-26 05:47:39 PM  

doyner: The conspiracy theorist in me says that was staged as a masterful manifestation of lulziness from the Troll-in-Chief.

Well played, sir.  Well played.


10/10.
 
2013-12-26 05:47:58 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: So, is he going to have to pay the taxes on not signing up? Or is that just to all of us who cant afford the anal raping every month?


Like many of us his employer provides ACA compliant insurance.
 
2013-12-26 05:48:03 PM  
Those comments are precious.
 
2013-12-26 05:48:09 PM  
Man, oh man, I forgot the golden rule:

Never read the bottom of the page at Gatgeway Pundit*.

*"Gateway Pundit, putting the herp in the derp since the coronation of the sekrit muslim."
 
2013-12-26 05:48:21 PM  

ArtemisGoldfish: Dear lord the comments section.


That's the best/worst part.
 
2013-12-26 05:49:02 PM  
So... his staffers have access to his PII?! That's weird.
 
2013-12-26 05:49:33 PM  
The comments section....

yafh.com
 
2013-12-26 05:50:28 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: So, is he going to have to pay the taxes on not signing up? Or is that just to all of us who cant afford the anal raping every month?


I'm sorry you're not smart or successful enough to afford to take the legally required steps to provide for yourself in the case of illness.  I, for one, am glad that you will no longer be feeding out of the public trough and sticking me with the bill.

Who's John Galt now, farkwad?
 
2013-12-26 05:51:19 PM  
Manufactured outrage; I've stopped caring about "O" & Congress. Fark 'em.. it's Goldman's game.
 
2013-12-26 05:51:28 PM  

impaler: Those comments are precious.


Indeed. I wonder which of them is Orly Taitz?
 
2013-12-26 05:52:11 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-26 05:52:27 PM  

Fart_Machine: ArtemisGoldfish: Dear lord the comments section.

That's the best/worst part.


In recent years, the term "Awesomely bad" has gotten popular. I now know what it means.
 
2013-12-26 05:54:38 PM  
So...Palin is now the President, and I DON'T have to get gay-married to a turtle? Thank God...or Santa...or Rushbo...whoever.
 
2013-12-26 05:55:31 PM  

r1niceboy: That happened to my wife. She had to scan and send in a bunch of info on herself and I, which was then lost, so she did it all again. Last week she was finally accepted, and we discovered that staying with what we've got through her employer was what we should stick with.

If I get really sick, I'm probably just going to treat myself with leeches. It's better than visiting the doctor who will order a series of tests, which will be inconclusive and requiring more tests, all of which are expensive.

/But I'll die before admitting that America's healthcare system isn't the best in the world.
//This may happen at the age of 47, possibly sooner.


You are saying, then, that your wife is an illegal alien who has relied upon a stolen social security number?
 
2013-12-26 05:55:47 PM  
The law is proving to have more holes in it than Swiss cheese yet there are people out there still telling us how good it will be. It will never be good for me since I have had my own health insurance since I was 22 and had no problems with it before this law started to take effect.

Also these people are stupid, His info is blocked on most databases, because of who he is and not due to his birth, which I still question.
 
2013-12-26 05:55:52 PM  
an empty gesture.    Don't even know why he bothered doing it.

a symbolic signup did not make a difference.
 
2013-12-26 05:56:03 PM  

inertcorkhair: Bit'O'Gristle: So, is he going to have to pay the taxes on not signing up? Or is that just to all of us who cant afford the anal raping every month?

Like many of us his employer provides ACA compliant insurance.


/Ah, so IM paying for his insurance, and he's making me get insurance i can't afford, and if i pick the tin foil plan, that actually makes it somewhat affordable, my deductible will be like 20 K. Thanks.
 
2013-12-26 05:56:20 PM  

Cyclometh: The comments section....

[yafh.com image 375x380]


Just wanted to bring this little gem to everyone's attention:

This surprises you. A standard tactic from their playbook to silence anyone who dares speak out about Blacks, Jews or queers! They use LABELS to discredit you, Racist, Homophobe, Birther, Conspiracy Nut, redneck, etc. Just one problem "The Truth is always the Truth" god bless the Phil Robertsons of the world who have the guts to Speak up and Speak the Truth.!!
 
2013-12-26 05:57:33 PM  

XveryYpettyZ: Bit'O'Gristle: So, is he going to have to pay the taxes on not signing up? Or is that just to all of us who cant afford the anal raping every month?

I'm sorry you're not smart or successful enough to afford to take the legally required steps to provide for yourself in the case of illness.  I, for one, am glad that you will no longer be feeding out of the public trough and sticking me with the bill.

Who's John Galt now, farkwad?


Ahh, the f you, I got mine attitude. The circle of life is now complete.

The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution
 
2013-12-26 05:58:03 PM  
why god, WHY did i even BEGIN to read the comments?
 
2013-12-26 05:58:11 PM  
$400 a month?!?!? Why the fark are my premiums going to be 1k per month then?
 
2013-12-26 05:58:38 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-26 05:59:07 PM  

Cyclometh: The comments section....


No kidding. Here's a gem:

I have mixed feelings about Bill O' Reilly. I think he has some great talking points, morals, life experience and he writes extremely well. That said, I feel like over the years he has softened his Conservative stance quite a bit. Which saddens me.

hahahaohwow.jpg
 
2013-12-26 05:59:32 PM  
PedroPachanga > Mahdi Al-Dajjal
• 3 days ago


SO HE IS A DAMN KENYAN... who would've thought?


thedroidyourelookingfor.files.wordpress.com

Si, si Pedro.
 
2013-12-26 06:01:02 PM  

Profedius: The law is proving to have more holes in it than Swiss cheese yet there are people out there still telling us how good it will be. It will never be good for me since I have had my own health insurance since I was 22 and had no problems with it before this law started to take effect.

Also these people are stupid, His info is blocked on most databases, because of who he is and not due to his birth, which I still question.




You're an honest to god Fark birther? This is like catching a Coelacanth!
 
2013-12-26 06:01:02 PM  

Profedius: The law is proving to have more holes in it than Swiss cheese yet there are people out there still telling us how good it will be. It will never be good for me since I have had my own health insurance since I was 22 and had no problems with it before this law started to take effect.

Also these people are stupid, His info is blocked on most databases, because of who he is and not due to his birth, which I still question.


I'm pretty confident that he was, in fact, born. Are you concerned that he was a test-tube baby or hatched from an egg or something?
 
2013-12-26 06:02:21 PM  
File articles of impeachment, cowards
 
2013-12-26 06:02:41 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: so IM paying for his insurance, and he's making me get insurance i can't afford,


Wait 'til you hear about the free jet he gets to use...
 
2013-12-26 06:03:16 PM  
I'd like to remind you Farkers that the bureaucrat that verified POTUS' birth certificate recently DIED IN A PLANE CRASH.  Several people were in the plane but only the bureaucrat died.

Coincidence ?
 
2013-12-26 06:03:22 PM  
It's surprising to me that the peope leaving comments on that site have the capacity to type words and breath at the same time.
 
2013-12-26 06:03:32 PM  

Random Discord: $400 a month?!?!? Why the fark are my premiums going to be 1k per month then?


Because clearly you're doing something very, very wrong. Or you have, like, 8 children.
 
2013-12-26 06:03:34 PM  

XveryYpettyZ: Bit'O'Gristle: So, is he going to have to pay the taxes on not signing up? Or is that just to all of us who cant afford the anal raping every month?

I'm sorry you're not smart or successful enough to afford to take the legally required steps to provide for yourself in the case of illness.  I, for one, am glad that you will no longer be feeding out of the public trough and sticking me with the bill.

Who's John Galt now, farkwad?


/Yes, its totally my fault that the economy is crumbling, all the big businesses have downsized or moved to another country, and those few that are left, offer shiat insurance, or none at all. You're right, its all totally my fault. Oh, and the unions too, the downgrading of them and Detroit are my fault as well. I'm going to move to your economic district, and go to the ER every other day.  Have fun with that jackwad.
 
2013-12-26 06:04:28 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Bit'O'Gristle: so IM paying for his insurance, and he's making me get insurance i can't afford,

Wait 'til you hear about the free jet he gets to use...


Son of a biatch doesn't even have to pay for postage! What a prick!  And he gets FREE HOUSING, too!
 
2013-12-26 06:05:19 PM  

lostcat: It's surprising to me that the peope leaving comments on that site have the capacity to type words and breath at the same time.


Objection, assumes facts not in evidence.
 
2013-12-26 06:06:07 PM  

subsetzero: I'd like to remind you Farkers that the bureaucrat that verified POTUS' birth certificate recently DIED IN A PLANE CRASH.  Several people were in the plane but only the bureaucrat died.

Coincidence ?


Don't forget that this happened right before Obummer went to Hawaii on 'vacation". I think we all know what's going on here...
 
2013-12-26 06:06:15 PM  

lostcat: It's surprising to me that the peope leaving comments on that site have the capacity to type words and breath at the same time.


I see you seem to be having a hard go at it.
 
2013-12-26 06:06:36 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: all the big businesses have downsized or moved to another country, and those few that are left, offer shiat insurance, or none at all


I work for a large company and my premiums are about $30 a paycheck. You're doing it wrong.
 
2013-12-26 06:07:23 PM  
1. You can keep your old insurance at the usual rate.
2. You can keep your same doctor
3. Your premiums will not go up, as more people join the companies, they will have a greater pool of cash for insurance payouts, hence the lower premiums.


/Um...about that.
 
2013-12-26 06:08:12 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Bit'O'Gristle: all the big businesses have downsized or moved to another country, and those few that are left, offer shiat insurance, or none at all

I work for a large company and my premiums are about $30 a paycheck. You're doing it wrong.


Do you get paid weekly?
 
2013-12-26 06:08:23 PM  

XveryYpettyZ: Bit'O'Gristle: So, is he going to have to pay the taxes on not signing up? Or is that just to all of us who cant afford the anal raping every month?

I'm sorry you're not smart or successful enough to afford to take the legally required steps to provide for yourself in the case of illness.  I, for one, am glad that you will no longer be feeding out of the public trough and sticking me with the bill.

Who's John Galt now, farkwad?


i474.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-26 06:09:11 PM  

Repo Man: Profedius: The law is proving to have more holes in it than Swiss cheese yet there are people out there still telling us how good it will be. It will never be good for me since I have had my own health insurance since I was 22 and had no problems with it before this law started to take effect.

Also these people are stupid, His info is blocked on most databases, because of who he is and not due to his birth, which I still question.

You're an honest to god Fark birther? This is like catching a Coelacanth!


In that it's a hideous ugly throwback that should be immediately pummeled with a baseball bat before it sinks the boat, yes.
 
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