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(The Raw Story)   Texas megachurch pastor John Hagee to atheists: "Take your Walkman and stuff it into your ears." Walkman? Really?   (rawstory.com) divider line 364
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2013-12-26 02:51:55 PM  
"Humanists are now making the claim that Christmas was originally a pagan holiday," he said. "Hey, dummy, look at the word: Christ-mas."

bless his little heart. he probably also thinks the democratic people's republic of korea is a democratic republic.
 
2013-12-26 02:55:48 PM  
Christ what an asshole
 
2013-12-26 03:01:56 PM  
take your Walkman and stuff it into your ears

Forget the dated reference...what does that even mean in the first place?

Isn't that walk Walkmans are for? What else would you do with one?
 
2013-12-26 03:06:45 PM  
"Humanists are now making the claim that Christmas was originally a pagan holiday," he said. "Hey, dummy, look at the word: Christ-mas."

Wow...
 
2013-12-26 03:21:10 PM  
FTA -   Hagee exclaimed. "It's time for the majority to rule this nation!"

I abhor the misconception of majority rule as the absolute directive in America.  There are times when a majority vote does set the direction, but there are times when politicians must act against the will of the people to do what is right for the minority, notably when it comes to safety and equality.
 
2013-12-26 03:25:10 PM  
Haters gonna hate....

goingsony.com
 
2013-12-26 03:25:22 PM  
I found a cassette tape stuffed in a drawer today.....but I have nothing to play it on
 
2013-12-26 03:25:36 PM  
fark this crazy old dinosaur.
 
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2013-12-26 03:32:48 PM  

muck1969: FTA -   Hagee exclaimed. "It's time for the majority to rule this nation!"

I abhor the misconception of majority rule as the absolute directive in America.  There are times when a majority vote does set the direction, but there are times when politicians must act against the will of the people to do what is right for the minority, notably when it comes to safety and equality.


That and the fact that his sort isn't the majority.
 
2013-12-26 03:35:40 PM  
pisces.bbystatic.com
 
2013-12-26 03:37:29 PM  
Saturn would like a word with Mr. Hagee.
 
2013-12-26 03:42:24 PM  
He derped so hard it caused him to travel back in time to the 1980s.  I miss the 80s.  That was a fun time.  I'm going to try to derp travel myself back there right now.

I don't know about you guys but I find Justin Bieber to be absolutely delightful.  And that Miley Cyrus.  Oh, man, if those two ever get together, you just watch out!
/looks around
//still here, damn

I have to say the show, Glee, is absolutely perfect in every way.  It really is an American treasure.
/looks around some more.  hmmmm, not working yet

If Rick Santorum isn't the next President of the United States it'll be a god damned travesty
/hold on, I felt something shake
//almost there!

The highest honor a man can achieve is the privilege or tongue punching Paris Hilton's fart box!
/WHOAH!
//it's working.  i'm in the time tunnel.
///I'll miss you all!  remember me fondly!
////sweet!  a pair of Reebok pumps!  and Alf's on!
 
2013-12-26 03:42:33 PM  
"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness will not be in danger in any way if someone says 'Merry Christmas' around you."

But all hell is gonna break loose if someone says "Happy Holidays"?
 
2013-12-26 04:05:11 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness will not be in danger in any way if someone says 'Merry Christmas' around you."

But all hell is gonna break loose if someone says "Happy Holidays"?


Whichever one chooses to say to you, they are trying to be nice, and the appropriate response is "Thank you."
 
2013-12-26 04:05:44 PM  

keylock71: "Humanists are now making the claim that Christmas was originally a pagan holiday," he said. "Hey, dummy, look at the word: Christ-mas."

Wow...


I'd like to be outraged, but it's just so pathetic that he's missed the entire point of pointing out the historical origins of certain practices and traditions that have come to be associated with the holiday.
 
2013-12-26 04:07:44 PM  

Nabb1: Sin_City_Superhero: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness will not be in danger in any way if someone says 'Merry Christmas' around you."

But all hell is gonna break loose if someone says "Happy Holidays"?

Whichever one chooses to say to you, they are trying to be nice, and the appropriate response is "Thank you."


That's my MO.  I'm not yelling "BELIEVE IN CHRIST!" I'm trying to share with you the nice stuff.  And on the flip side, I don't go off the rails when someone extends a greeting for one of their special days.  I have plenty to get angry over - this isn't one of them.
 
2013-12-26 04:10:03 PM  

Diogenes: keylock71: "Humanists are now making the claim that Christmas was originally a pagan holiday," he said. "Hey, dummy, look at the word: Christ-mas."

Wow...

I'd like to be outraged, but it's just so pathetic that he's missed the entire point of pointing out the historical origins of certain practices and traditions that have come to be associated with the holiday.


Very little that these willfully ignorant assholes say or do outrages me anymore, to be honest.

I'm just amazed at the level of ignorance of his own religion this pastor is displaying. 'Course, it's not nearly as pathetic as all the morons sitting in front of him nodding in agreement.
 
2013-12-26 04:12:09 PM  
From now on, I'm just going to set out a birthday cake for Jesus on Christmas.  It will be like having a place setting for Prophet Elijah on Passover.
 
2013-12-26 04:17:30 PM  

keylock71: "Humanists are now making the claim that Christmas was originally a pagan holiday," he said. "Hey, dummy, look at the word: Christ-mas."

Wow...


To be fair, I think he's playing semantics. Christmas is a Christian holiday, but solstice and Yule are pagan. The fact that they all happen to fall on/about the same day is something Christians like to pretend doesn't happen. Most evangelicals have a weak grasp on history at best and really have no interest in learning information at contradicts their preconceptions.

That said I am really hoping this preacher was taken out of contex. That article makes him sound like a raving hate filled lunatic.
 
2013-12-26 04:18:13 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness will not be in danger in any way if someone says 'Merry Christmas' around you."

But all hell is gonna break loose if someone says "Happy Holidays"?


I'm 44 years old and lived in rural northeast Alabama until a few years ago when I moved to the mega metropolis of Chattanooga, TN. I've heard "happy holidays" my entire life and not one person biatched about it until recently.
 
2013-12-26 04:21:34 PM  
And I'm not kidding about the whole out of contex thing....I'm really hoping he isn't as nutballs as he sounded in that write up. It would not be good to have the megachurches decide pagans needed to be purged.
 
2013-12-26 04:23:04 PM  

Weaver95: And I'm not kidding about the whole out of contex thing....I'm really hoping he isn't as nutballs as he sounded in that write up. It would not be good to have the megachurches decide pagans needed to be purged.


Getting paranoid again? Speaking of which, you never filled me in on what sort of paganism you practice and what your beliefs entail.
 
2013-12-26 04:25:29 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Sin_City_Superhero: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness will not be in danger in any way if someone says 'Merry Christmas' around you."

But all hell is gonna break loose if someone says "Happy Holidays"?

I'm 44 years old and lived in rural northeast Alabama until a few years ago when I moved to the mega metropolis of Chattanooga, TN. I've heard "happy holidays" my entire life and not one person biatched about it until recently.


I was looking through some old Christmas cards from the 80s recently and virtually all of them, like 95%, said "Happy Holidays."

I realize that these people have made the conscious decision to pretend they don't understand, but it's because there's, you know, more than one holiday around this time of year. "Holidays." Plural.

But what the hell, we've already gone this far with this completely invented outrage. We may as well test it to destruction. It's not like there's any chance of this country ever moving past it.
 
2013-12-26 04:27:47 PM  

Nabb1: Weaver95: And I'm not kidding about the whole out of contex thing....I'm really hoping he isn't as nutballs as he sounded in that write up. It would not be good to have the megachurches decide pagans needed to be purged.

Getting paranoid again? Speaking of which, you never filled me in on what sort of paganism you practice and what your beliefs entail.


You don't think hagee sounded a bit like a raving lunatic? That article sure made him sound nutso.
 
2013-12-26 04:27:53 PM  
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Hmmmm...sacrilicious.....
 
2013-12-26 04:28:58 PM  

Nabb1: Weaver95: And I'm not kidding about the whole out of contex thing....I'm really hoping he isn't as nutballs as he sounded in that write up. It would not be good to have the megachurches decide pagans needed to be purged.

Getting paranoid again? Speaking of which, you never filled me in on what sort of paganism you practice and what your beliefs entail.


His beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand: Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration.
 
2013-12-26 04:29:53 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Nabb1: Weaver95: And I'm not kidding about the whole out of contex thing....I'm really hoping he isn't as nutballs as he sounded in that write up. It would not be good to have the megachurches decide pagans needed to be purged.

Getting paranoid again? Speaking of which, you never filled me in on what sort of paganism you practice and what your beliefs entail.

His beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand: Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration.


I think that's the raelians. UFO cults are weird.
 
2013-12-26 04:32:23 PM  

Diogenes: From now on, I'm just going to set out a birthday cake for Jesus on Christmas.  It will be like having a place setting for Prophet Elijah on Passover.


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2013-12-26 04:44:34 PM  

Weaver95: Nabb1: Weaver95: And I'm not kidding about the whole out of contex thing....I'm really hoping he isn't as nutballs as he sounded in that write up. It would not be good to have the megachurches decide pagans needed to be purged.

Getting paranoid again? Speaking of which, you never filled me in on what sort of paganism you practice and what your beliefs entail.

You don't think hagee sounded a bit like a raving lunatic? That article sure made him sound nutso.


Hagee, yes, among others.
 
2013-12-26 04:45:08 PM  

Diogenes: [www.cake-decorating-corner.com image 400x265]

[blogs.laweekly.com image 367x275]

Hmmmm...sacrilicious.....


"How big of a piece do you want?"
"Make mine smaller than Aunt Elda's, but make sure I get a thorn."
 
2013-12-26 04:45:26 PM  
Wow. He has finger on the pulse of the corpse of an America that never was.
 
2013-12-26 04:52:58 PM  

Weaver95: keylock71: "Humanists are now making the claim that Christmas was originally a pagan holiday," he said. "Hey, dummy, look at the word: Christ-mas."

That said I am really hoping this preacher was taken out of contex. That article makes him sound like a raving hate filled lunatic.

Isn't that like a necessary prerequisite for the job?

 
2013-12-26 04:58:27 PM  
After the service, he had his Rolls Royce drive him to his private jet for a weekend somewhere warm and sticky.
 
2013-12-26 04:59:52 PM  

Weaver95: Nabb1: Weaver95: And I'm not kidding about the whole out of contex thing....I'm really hoping he isn't as nutballs as he sounded in that write up. It would not be good to have the megachurches decide pagans needed to be purged.

Getting paranoid again? Speaking of which, you never filled me in on what sort of paganism you practice and what your beliefs entail.

You don't think hagee sounded a bit like a raving lunatic? That article sure made him sound nutso.


The article makes him sound dangerous to me.  Especially to people like us.
 
2013-12-26 05:07:50 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: somewhere warm and sticky.


the oiled up haunches of a young dominican boy?
 
2013-12-26 05:11:10 PM  

JerseyTim: Diogenes: [www.cake-decorating-corner.com image 400x265]

[blogs.laweekly.com image 367x275]

Hmmmm...sacrilicious.....

"How big of a piece do you want?"
"Make mine smaller than Aunt Elda's, but make sure I get a thorn."


"Do this in remembrance of me."
*blows out candles*
 
2013-12-26 05:14:59 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Weaver95: Nabb1: Weaver95: And I'm not kidding about the whole out of contex thing....I'm really hoping he isn't as nutballs as he sounded in that write up. It would not be good to have the megachurches decide pagans needed to be purged.

Getting paranoid again? Speaking of which, you never filled me in on what sort of paganism you practice and what your beliefs entail.

You don't think hagee sounded a bit like a raving lunatic? That article sure made him sound nutso.

The article makes him sound dangerous to me.  Especially to people like us.


Yeah, that's why I'm kinda hoping the article was slanted to make him sound worse than he actually is...I really don't want to be the focus of a megachurch. That's the sort of attention I'd rather avoid.
 
2013-12-26 05:15:12 PM  

FlashHarry: Marcus Aurelius: somewhere warm and sticky.

the oiled up haunches of a young dominican boy?


If you catch my drift.
 
2013-12-26 05:24:42 PM  

Diogenes: JerseyTim: Diogenes: [www.cake-decorating-corner.com image 400x265]

[blogs.laweekly.com image 367x275]

Hmmmm...sacrilicious.....

"How big of a piece do you want?"
"Make mine smaller than Aunt Elda's, but make sure I get a thorn."

"Do this in remembrance of me."
*blows out candles*


I would love to see Jesus's face when someone showed him that second cake
 
2013-12-26 05:43:54 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Sin_City_Superhero: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness will not be in danger in any way if someone says 'Merry Christmas' around you."

But all hell is gonna break loose if someone says "Happy Holidays"?

I'm 44 years old and lived in rural northeast Alabama until a few years ago when I moved to the mega metropolis of Chattanooga, TN. I've heard "happy holidays" my entire life and not one person biatched about it until recently.


Same here.  Everyone took it as "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's, oh, and in case you're Jewish, Happy Hannukah."

I live in a city so annoyingly liberal that there's a TV show that makes fun of how annoyingly liberal it is, and I've never seen some goatee stroker correct someone saying "Merry Christmas" with a snide, "HAPPY HOLIDAYS!"
 
2013-12-26 05:45:31 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Christ what an asshole

 
2013-12-26 05:52:26 PM  

Diogenes: From now on, I'm just going to set out a birthday cake for Jesus on Christmas.  It will be like having a place setting for Prophet Elijah on Passover.


Someone I went to high school with actually does this. Which is odd, because I don't remember her as being religious back then, but whatever.
 
2013-12-26 05:59:45 PM  

Errk: Haters gonna hate....

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How am I supposed to fit that in my ear?


Diogenes: [www.cake-decorating-corner.com image 400x265]

[blogs.laweekly.com image 367x275]

Hmmmm...sacrilicious.....


static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-12-26 06:02:52 PM  

Diogenes: [www.cake-decorating-corner.com image 400x265]

[blogs.laweekly.com image 367x275]

Hmmmm...sacrilicious.....


Is that the Holy Foreskin on the second cake?
 
2013-12-26 06:07:24 PM  
Ignorance? From a pastor? What a shock!
 
2013-12-26 06:08:39 PM  
Take a telephone pole and stuff it into your ass sisterfarker.
 
2013-12-26 06:09:14 PM  
John Hagee is a great preacher
 
2013-12-26 06:09:31 PM  

Irving Maimway: Saturn would like a word with Mr. Hagee.


Trust me, they are very close.
 
2013-12-26 06:09:42 PM  

FlashHarry: "Humanists are now making the claim that Christmas was originally a pagan holiday," he said. "Hey, dummy, look at the word: Christ-mas."

bless his little heart. he probably also thinks the democratic people's republic of korea is a democratic republic.


Well, I was led to believe by Fox News that democrat = commie fascist, so it makes a certain amount of sense.
 
2013-12-26 06:09:52 PM  
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