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(E! Online)   Mariah Carey enjoys Christmas with the twins. Her kids were there too   (eonline.com ) divider line
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2013-12-26 01:48:34 PM  
nex1.tv

Smiles at your headline.
 
2013-12-26 01:50:53 PM  
But US Weekly told me Nick and Mariah are on the outs.
 
2013-12-26 02:03:17 PM  
I'd let her have sex with me.
 
2013-12-26 03:10:18 PM  
WTF "Moroccan"???  She gave one of her kids an adjective for a name???
 
2013-12-26 03:16:24 PM  
cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com

Them are festive looking
 
2013-12-26 03:21:45 PM  
Hasn't she become a bit of a fatty?  In which case I would be forced to kick her off the bed and begin to give my knees rug burns.
 
2013-12-26 03:27:45 PM  
Isn't she old now?  Seems like she has been around for a looooooong time.
 
2013-12-26 03:32:24 PM  

Prey4reign: Hasn't she become a bit of a fatty?  In which case I would be forced to kick her off the bed and begin to give my knees rug burns.


Buttknuckle: Isn't she old now?  Seems like she has been around for a looooooong time.


www.okayplayer.com

If *THAT* is old and fat, sign me up. I'll bring the Vicks vapor rub and Donuts.

/'Cause DAMN
 
2013-12-26 03:39:00 PM  

Buttknuckle: Isn't she old now?  Seems like she has been around for a looooooong time.


So is Helen Mirrin.  Your argument is invalid.
 
2013-12-26 03:45:55 PM  

Buttknuckle: Isn't she old now?  Seems like she has been around for a looooooong time.


How long have YOU been around???? A loooooooonnnnng time??
 
2013-12-26 03:50:41 PM  
I am not sure why Mariah Carey decided to walk her dog in the snow whilke wearing a Bikini, but this is one time I wouldn't mind a dog pooping on my lawn.

starcasm.net
 
2013-12-26 03:55:58 PM  

Prey4reign: Hasn't she become a bit of a fatty?


She's definitely gotten thicker over the years which is fine by me.
 
2013-12-26 03:56:16 PM  

Brick-House: I am not sure why Mariah Carey decided to walk her dog in the snow whilke wearing a Bikini, but this is one time I wouldn't mind a dog pooping on my lawn.

[starcasm.net image 640x640]


If Mariah Carey's dog arches its skinny ass over your lawn, get the snow shovel ready. It BEEFS. That dog will drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs on there with no breaks in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "My Dog Skip" it used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.
 
2013-12-26 03:58:02 PM  

Prey4reign: Hasn't she become a bit of a fatty?  In which case I would be forced to kick her off the bed and begin to give my knees rug burns.


www.eonline.com
www.eonline.com

If those are examples of her being a fatty, just call me a chubby chaser.
 
2013-12-26 04:07:28 PM  
She's probably a bit of a prude in the sack though.. But god damn she is fine for her age..
 
2013-12-26 04:08:35 PM  
( o )( o )
 
2013-12-26 04:10:24 PM  

FarkingReading: Brick-House: I am not sure why Mariah Carey decided to walk her dog in the snow whilke wearing a Bikini, but this is one time I wouldn't mind a dog pooping on my lawn.

[starcasm.net image 640x640]

If Mariah Carey's dog arches its skinny ass over your lawn, get the snow shovel ready. It BEEFS. That dog will drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs on there with no breaks in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "My Dog Skip" it used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.


That's some pretty decent meme DLC right there.
 
2013-12-26 04:52:00 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Prey4reign: Hasn't she become a bit of a fatty?  In which case I would be forced to kick her off the bed and begin to give my knees rug burns.

If those are examples of her being a fatty, just call me a chubby chaser.


(In best scruffy the janitor voice) second
 
2013-12-26 05:08:43 PM  

Benjamin Stone: Prey4reign: Hasn't she become a bit of a fatty?

She's definitely gotten thicker over the years which is fine by me.


She's gone from fine to...fine.  Damn she fine.
 
2013-12-26 05:10:23 PM  

FarkingReading: If Mariah Carey's dog arches its skinny ass over your lawn, get the snow shovel ready. It BEEFS. That dog will drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs on there with no breaks in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "My Dog Skip" it used to shiat in the shower and heel paw it down the drain to save time.


FTFY
 
2013-12-26 05:12:48 PM  

styckx: She's probably a bit of a prude in the sack though.. But god damn she is fine for her age..


I'm willing to find out.
 
2013-12-26 05:26:12 PM  
rapradar.com

you maaaaaaaaaaaad?
 
2013-12-26 05:48:36 PM  
All I want for Christmas, is two.
 
2013-12-26 05:54:18 PM  

styckx: She's probably a bit of a prude in the sack though..


I'm not sure - she's had more than a few highly-publicized "crazy" moments, so if the old adage holds true, look out.
 
2013-12-26 06:11:18 PM  

Benjamin Stone: Prey4reign: Hasn't she become a bit of a fatty?

She's definitely gotten thicker over the years which is fine by me.


How many levels of thickness do you think she's gone through?

www.carbonelawyer.com
 
2013-12-26 06:33:19 PM  
She's gotten thicker, but she clearly takes care of herself and dayum she's fine yet
 
2013-12-26 06:43:25 PM  
Her face looks like it should be sewn onto the front of a cloth doll.
 
2013-12-26 07:13:12 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Her face looks like it should be sewn onto the front of a cloth doll.


Really? I hadn't noticed that she had a face.
 
2013-12-26 07:14:26 PM  

Prophet of Loss: ZeroCorpse: Her face looks like it should be sewn onto the front of a cloth doll.

Really? I hadn't noticed that she had a face.


She has. And it's mournful
 
2013-12-26 07:14:56 PM  

Milk D: you maaaaaaaaaaaad?


Who the fark's Nick Cannon?
 
2013-12-26 07:17:00 PM  

jankyboy: Milk D: you maaaaaaaaaaaad?

Who the fark's Nick Cannon?


Camera and printer mogul?
 
2013-12-26 07:42:34 PM  
Good headline subba
 
2013-12-26 07:44:30 PM  

John Buck 41: Good headline subba


Oh, and
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-26 07:52:05 PM  

Brick-House: I am not sure why Mariah Carey decided to walk her dog in the snow whilke wearing a Bikini, but this is one time I wouldn't mind a dog pooping on my lawn.


Because she is crazy. The answer is: she decided to walk her dog in the snow while wearing a bikini because she is crazy.

/Would still hit
//Kinda kills me that she's getting the "for her age" caveats ITT, because I was in high school when she broke out
///gets me right in the olds
 
2013-12-26 08:00:45 PM  

robertus: Brick-House: I am not sure why Mariah Carey decided to walk her dog in the snow whilke wearing a Bikini, but this is one time I wouldn't mind a dog pooping on my lawn.

Because she is crazy. The answer is: she decided to walk her dog in the snow while wearing a bikini because she is crazy.

/Would still hit
//Kinda kills me that she's getting the "for her age" caveats ITT, because I was in high school when she broke out
///gets me right in the olds


(In best scruffy the Janitor voice) Second
 
2013-12-26 08:12:26 PM  
Third.
 
2013-12-26 08:42:33 PM  
Fourth.

/this line is getting kinda long
 
2013-12-26 09:02:20 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Prey4reign: Hasn't she become a bit of a fatty?  In which case I would be forced to kick her off the bed and begin to give my knees rug burns.

[www.eonline.com image 600x600]
[www.eonline.com image 600x600]

If those are examples of her being a fatty, just call me a chubby chaser.



Yeah, we should all be lucky enough to have wives that fat.
 
2013-12-26 10:05:05 PM  
You just KNOW that Nick Cannon is not hitting that right!!! Call me Girl
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2013-12-26 10:50:48 PM  
There's nothing that c#nt could do to attract my attention that doesn't involve her spinning on my c#ck.
 
2013-12-26 10:56:35 PM  

zombiegoat: Fourth.

/this line is getting kinda long


Might as well queue up.

/Fifth
 
2013-12-26 11:02:11 PM  

jmr61: There's nothing that c#nt could do to attract my attention that doesn't involve her spinning on my c#ck.


cant? cick?
 
2013-12-26 11:06:28 PM  
Guys,

What part of "DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY" do you not understand?
 
2013-12-26 11:10:05 PM  

Ishkur: Guys,

What part of "DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY" do you not understand?


Just the tip?
 
2013-12-26 11:34:44 PM  
I would jizz on her thigh and sneak out the bathroom window. Like always.
 
2013-12-26 11:48:11 PM  

jmr61: There's nothing that c#nt could do to attract my attention that doesn't involve her spinning on my c#ck.


And yet, here you are.
 
2013-12-27 12:36:49 AM  
Oh sure she looks fine, but remember,  Eminem's sloppy seconds.
 
2013-12-27 01:23:48 AM  
She looked much better before she got the fake boobs.
 
2013-12-27 03:00:07 AM  
At the start of her career, Mariah Carey reminded me of my cousin Melissa.. who now, even at age 45 or 46, still looks like a young Carrie Fisher.

Mariah is still hot now, but in different ways.
 
2013-12-27 03:38:04 AM  

FrancoFile: WTF "Moroccan"???  She gave one of her kids an adjective for a name???


And his last name is a common noun. He's a Moroccan cannon. Her son is officially a piece of medieval siege equipment.
 
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