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(The Wrap)   Film and TV show producer Jeff Pollack has been found dead. Remember, guns don't kill people, but jogging does   (thewrap.com) divider line 44
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2013-12-26 01:26:22 PM  
How many of those guys does it take to change a light bulb?
 
2013-12-26 01:26:24 PM  
Yo, Holmes. Smell ya later.
 
2013-12-26 01:27:36 PM  
If the cause of death wasn't immediately clear, then he probably didn't get in one little fight or anything (as TFA seems to note, with the "foul play is not suspected" thing). Most likely, his life just got flip-turned upside down.

I look forward to following the developing story all about how.
 
2013-12-26 01:28:26 PM  
I wonder what the significance of saying that his ipod was playing Eagles music is.
 
2013-12-26 01:28:41 PM  
Apparently The Eagles killed him.
 
2013-12-26 01:30:08 PM  
Good to know he was listening to Eagles music. Some fine reporting there....

Oh, and rest in peace,

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-26 01:32:26 PM  

cgraves67: I wonder what the significance of saying that his ipod was playing Eagles music is.


Isn't kind of strange they didn't tell us the color of the Nano? And they didn't even bother to tell us what kind of running shoes he was wearing.
 
2013-12-26 01:32:53 PM  
And don't forget,

RIP
www.ibiblio.org
 
2013-12-26 01:33:38 PM  

Bob Falfa: Apparently The Eagles killed him.


Did Hell freeze over?
 
2013-12-26 01:34:12 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

The Dude: Jesus, man, can you change the station?

Cab Driver: fark you man! You don't like my farking music, get your own farking cab!

The Dude: I've had a...

Cab Driver: I pull over and kick your ass out, man!

The Dude:...had a rough night, and I hate the farking Eagles, man
 
2013-12-26 01:37:14 PM  
It took a while, but the universe finally punished him for directing Booty Call.
 
2013-12-26 01:38:49 PM  

cgraves67: I wonder what the significance of saying that his ipod was playing Eagles music is.


He was running down the road trying to loosen his load.
 
2013-12-26 01:39:17 PM  
She should have taken it easier.
 
2013-12-26 01:42:20 PM  
A female jogger found Pollack's unresponsive body, dressed in jogging clothing and equipped with an iPod nano playing the Eagles music, on the greenbelt near 30th Street.

He checked out of the Hotel California and managed to leave.
 
2013-12-26 01:44:54 PM  

TomD9938: cgraves67: I wonder what the significance of saying that his ipod was playing Eagles music is.

He was running down the road trying to loosen his load.


I laughed at this then realized, what a sad farking epitaph to a man's life: A movie called "Booty Call" and some Eagles jokes.
Damn.
 
2013-12-26 01:44:58 PM  

JolobinSmokin: Yo, Holmes. Smell ya later.


Thread over.
 
2013-12-26 01:52:54 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: The Dude: Jesus, man, can you change the station?

Cab Driver: fark you man! You don't like my farking music, get your own farking cab!

The Dude: I've had a...

Cab Driver: I pull over and kick your ass out, man!

The Dude:...had a rough night, and I hate the farking Eagles, man


There it is :)
/save me from looking for it...
 
2013-12-26 02:10:00 PM  

Bob Falfa: Apparently The Eagles killed him.


And, by extension, the Endangered Species Act.
 
2013-12-26 02:16:54 PM  

Rann Xerox: Bob Falfa: Apparently The Eagles killed him.

Did Hell freeze over?


No. Get over it.
 
2013-12-26 02:36:13 PM  
R.I.P. Kevin Pollack
 
2013-12-26 02:39:43 PM  
Bury him next to Jim Fixx
 
2013-12-26 02:46:00 PM  

Millennium: Rann Xerox: Bob Falfa: Apparently The Eagles killed him.

Did Hell freeze over?

No. Get over it.


*SNORT*
 
2013-12-26 02:56:01 PM  

Millennium: Rann Xerox: Bob Falfa: Apparently The Eagles killed him.

Did Hell freeze over?

No. Get over it.


It was his Last Resort
 
2013-12-26 02:57:34 PM  
So young. Never made it to "Ol' 55".
 
Bf+
2013-12-26 03:07:04 PM  

cgraves67: I wonder what the significance of saying that his ipod was playing Eagles music is.


Probable suicide.
 
2013-12-26 03:15:25 PM  
muskmellon.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-26 03:23:02 PM  
See, this is why America chooses to be fat.  Exercise KILLS
 
2013-12-26 04:04:51 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-26 04:11:37 PM  
cgraves67  I wonder what the significance of saying that his ipod was playing Eagles music is.

It means certain things jump out of police reports to reporters filing a story who can't get a quote from Will Smith's publicist over the Holiday
 
2013-12-26 04:13:11 PM  
Two words: Jim Fixx.
 
2013-12-26 04:19:37 PM  

Bob Falfa: Apparently The Eagles killed him.


He died with a Peaceful, Easy Feeling?
 
2013-12-26 04:36:53 PM  

cgraves67: I wonder what the significance of saying that his ipod was playing Eagles music is.


He discovered the real meaning of he lyrics to "Hotel California", and was promptly snuffed out by Don Henly in disguise.
 
2013-12-26 05:19:11 PM  

El Dudereno: cgraves67: I wonder what the significance of saying that his ipod was playing Eagles music is.

He discovered the real meaning of he lyrics to "Hotel California", and was promptly snuffed out by Don Henly in disguise.


That, or since one of the lines in the theme to Fresh Prince is:

"I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'."
 
2013-12-26 05:41:36 PM  

Callous: Bury him next to Jim Fixx


Came to mention this.
 
2013-12-26 06:05:16 PM  
Isn't this how the devil killed the principal from Ferris Bueller?
 
2013-12-26 06:12:01 PM  
Eat right, exercise, get a massive clot and die anyway.
 
2013-12-26 06:20:46 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

RIP Pollack.
 
2013-12-26 07:09:56 PM  
Maybe he shouldn't have had so many helpings of pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.
 
2013-12-26 08:20:39 PM  
Was he a victim of love or of life in the fast lane?
 
2013-12-26 10:48:18 PM  
How in the fark do they know what he was listening to unless someone at the scene checked? And who did it? The girl who found him? "Hey, this guy looks like he's having a health emergency. I think I'll put his earbuds in to see what he's listening to?" Or the medics "Get him on oxygen, put him on a stretcher, and check his vitals AND his iPod."
 
2013-12-26 11:33:31 PM  

Another Government Employee: Eat right, exercise, get a massive clot and die anyway.


I keep telling my vegan friend she is going to get hit by a bus and leave a good looking corpse.
 
2013-12-27 01:44:34 AM  
"Booty Call"

A true masterpiece of getting to know b*tches and hoes!
 
2013-12-27 09:25:09 AM  
Meh, anyone can throw paint at a canvas.
 
2013-12-27 03:08:02 PM  
...and thankfully, nothing of value was lost that day.
 
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