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(Engadget)   Good news, forever alone farkers. You can now sext your vacuum cleaner and dishwasher   (engadget.com) divider line 12
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626 clicks; posted to Geek » on 26 Dec 2013 at 2:54 PM (16 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-26 10:24:20 AM
why would I sext her?  I would only distract her from the laundry.
 
2013-12-26 10:37:37 AM
At least vacuum cleaners suck.
 
2013-12-26 03:24:57 PM
Oh great.  Now the NSA will be able to track my dish washing and cooking habits too!
 
2013-12-26 03:59:09 PM

jfivealive: Oh great.  Now the NSA will be able to track my dish washing and cooking habits too!


And the dishwasher and vacuum may be ratting you out on everything else while they are setting there ON.
 
2013-12-26 04:27:06 PM

Godscrack: At least vacuum cleaners suck.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbeE0iI2LZgYoull rip your dick off.
 
2013-12-26 05:16:27 PM

Cyno01: Godscrack: At least vacuum cleaners suck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbeE0iI2LZgYoull rip your dick off.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-26 05:45:00 PM
But to get a really nice one, you'll have to learn a foreign language.
 
2013-12-26 06:16:18 PM
I don't speak the language of Binary Vaporators..
 
2013-12-26 06:38:52 PM
I'd be more impressed if:

1) The fridge learned my routine and adjusted power consumption when I'm asleep and at work;

2) Appliances like the dishwasher would run at the time of night when power is cheapest (I believe that's in the works);

3) my ceiling fans and central air could some how coordinate.
 
2013-12-26 09:47:19 PM

thornhill: I'd be more impressed if:

1) The fridge learned my routine and adjusted power consumption when I'm asleep and at work;

2) Appliances like the dishwasher would run at the time of night when power is cheapest (I believe that's in the works);

3) my ceiling fans and central air could some how coordinate.


Then the next thing you know, the system goes crazy and kills you in your sleep because it received conflicting orders..
 
2013-12-27 06:35:01 AM
This is dumb. I don't want my appliances farking texting me.
 
2013-12-27 12:01:45 PM
www.nps.nl
Sadly, this technology comes too late for "Motorhead" Sherwood, who passed away in 2011.
 
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