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(Boston.com)   Step one: Pick up neighbors and take them to Toy For Tots. Step Two: Load car with $500 worth of toys. Step Three: Take off and leave neighbors behind. Step Four: ???. Step Five: Go Directly To Jail. Do Not Pass Go   (boston.com) divider line 17
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2013-12-26 08:18:11 AM
Cunning plan, Masshole.
 
2013-12-26 08:39:51 AM
Ohhhhhhh, this is Toys for Tots, not Tots for Toys. My mistake, won't happen again.

/Haven't been this embarrassed since the Guns for Toys misunderstanding
 
2013-12-26 08:49:11 AM
Christ, what an asshole.
 
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2013-12-26 09:01:18 AM
Trading a few poor people for $500 worth of good toys seems perfectly acceptable.
 
2013-12-26 09:02:17 AM
Criminal plan or just really forgetful?
 
2013-12-26 09:15:36 AM
Middle aged woman in Cape Cod Massachusetts steals toys...somehow it must be Obama's fault.

Why yes I'm visiting my family over Christmas how did you guess?
 
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2013-12-26 09:18:33 AM
THANKS OBAMA!!!
 
2013-12-26 09:38:41 AM
What, is Barnstable the new Worcestershire?

I guess not: in "Woostah" she'd have given the family a ride home so she could hide the bodies and collect their benefits checks.
 
2013-12-26 09:49:36 AM
Get your own
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2013-12-26 09:56:56 AM
Jeez over toys? I hope the biatch rots in jail
 
2013-12-26 10:22:16 AM

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Middle aged woman in Cape Cod Massachusetts steals toys...somehow it must be Obama's fault.

Why yes I'm visiting my family over Christmas how did you guess?


Check the aftermath of the comments section. Apparently assumptions of the race of the woman and her voting history was a common theme.
 
2013-12-26 10:33:27 AM

Grungehamster: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Middle aged woman in Cape Cod Massachusetts steals toys...somehow it must be Obama's fault.

Why yes I'm visiting my family over Christmas how did you guess?

Check the aftermath of the comments section. Apparently assumptions of the race of the woman and her voting history was a common theme.



This biatch reminds me of my grandfather, who despite being a multimillionaire loved to show up for those free thanksgiving dinners given out by charitable organizations. Now he was an old man who got lucky, he had eight children who he convinced to work for him in the family business for slave wages, but stilled dressed as if it was the depression. So he looked like he fit right in. Despite having a great Thanksgiving spread for supper he would go to those free Thanksgiving lunches and then go home for Thanksgiving dinner.

If he could have he would have used Toys for Tots to get presents for his children and grandchildren. He was that much of a lying scumbag.
 
2013-12-26 11:18:51 AM
Toys for Tots is one of the few, uncontroversial, universally-beloved nation-wide charities in existence... so there's a special place in Hell for people who rip it off.
 
2013-12-26 12:24:06 PM
everybody knows that after the store closes, they just restock the toys anyway. so stupid saps like you can buy them again and again...
 
2013-12-26 12:49:04 PM
Q: What do you call dildos and vibrators at Christmastime?

A: Toys For Twats
 
2013-12-26 01:23:45 PM
Isn't Toys for Tots run by the USMC? Really, do you want to steal some toys and piss off the Marines?
 
2013-12-26 02:57:29 PM

felching pen: Isn't Toys for Tots run by the USMC? Really, do you want to steal some toys and piss off the Marines?


Came here to say this. Step 7 will be hoping you're not jailed with or by any ex-Marines who will take a dim view of your shenanigans.
 
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