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(Stuff.co.nz)   After speeding and crashing her car, New Zealand woman tries the old "you can't touch me, I'm Kate Middleton" excuse   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 31
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2013-12-26 08:46:54 AM  
What an ass.
No. Really.
 
2013-12-26 08:58:58 AM  
"She thinks she's Kate Middleton. She was saying: 'You can't touch me because I'm royal'."

She'll never be royal.
 
2013-12-26 09:24:22 AM  

Sybarite: "She thinks she's Kate Middleton. She was saying: 'You can't touch me because I'm royal'."

She'll never be royal.


Let her live that fantasy.
 
2013-12-26 09:26:47 AM  
Hi I'm Robert Microsoft, heir to the Microsoft fortune.
 
2013-12-26 09:27:06 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Sybarite: "She thinks she's Kate Middleton. She was saying: 'You can't touch me because I'm royal'."

She'll never be royal.

Let her live that fantasy.


Oh, Lorde.
 
2013-12-26 09:29:34 AM  

Sybarite: "She thinks she's Kate Middleton. She was saying: 'You can't touch me because I'm royal'."

She'll never be royal.


A french Big Mac?
 
2013-12-26 09:30:58 AM  

vudukungfu: What an ass.
No. Really.


Wrong sister:

media.tumblr.com

Though Kate's is pretty nice, to be fair.
 
2013-12-26 09:31:28 AM  
Kennard said the woman was being assessed by mental health professionals and it was unknown if charges would be laid.

However, depending upon how close a resemblance to Kate Middleton the suspect bears, there might be something else laid.

/Need pics of suspect to judge resemblance ourselves.  At least a name so this matter could be more fully googled.
 
2013-12-26 09:32:10 AM  
The real Kate doesn't deign to speak with peasants and her security would tackle you to the ground for trying.

Try someone more approachable and friendy to the public like a Victoria's Secret supermodel.
 
2013-12-26 09:48:44 AM  
"She's obviously someone who is not in a fit state of mind to be driving."

Uh, you think?

and 'the 44-year-old woman'  ... I am HIGHLY doubting any resemblance...
 
2013-12-26 09:50:59 AM  
My penis tried this excuse recently. He lost.
 
2013-12-26 09:51:19 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Sybarite: "She thinks she's Kate Middleton. She was saying: 'You can't touch me because I'm royal'."

She'll never be royal.

Let her live that fantasy.


She's driving Cadillacs in her dreams.
 
2013-12-26 09:52:41 AM  
I'm totally going to try this. "You can't touch me, I'm the Duchess of York."
 
2013-12-26 09:52:43 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: vudukungfu: What an ass.
No. Really.

Wrong sister:

[media.tumblr.com image 500x319]

Though Kate's is pretty nice, to be fair.


img002.lazygirls.info

Truly
 
2013-12-26 09:55:58 AM  
Non-story, newly zealous woman driver.
 
2013-12-26 09:59:45 AM  

Mztlplx: She's driving Cadillacs in her dreams.


That should be a song lyric.
 
2013-12-26 10:17:04 AM  
Royals get a driver to crash their cars for them.
 
2013-12-26 10:40:41 AM  

HenryFnord: I'm totally going to try this. "You can't touch me, I'm the Duchess of York."


I hope you enjoy your stay in the mental hospital; your wife isn't even going to try to get you out.
 
2013-12-26 10:50:07 AM  
i141.photobucket.com

"Amateur!"
 
2013-12-26 11:06:48 AM  
The old "You can't touch this" excuse is only acceptable if you jump out of your car and dodge the cops by doing the Hammer Dance.
 
2013-12-26 11:13:06 AM  

Ned Stark: Hi I'm Robert Microsoft, heir to the Microsoft fortune.


and you need someone to send you $1,000 so you can claim it?
 
2013-12-26 12:09:00 PM  
She's not proud of her address in the torn up town, either.
 
2013-12-26 12:21:48 PM  
Is Kate Middleton royal? She married into to it. Does that make one royal or do you have to be born to it?

after Christmas thoughts
 
2013-12-26 12:25:23 PM  

Active introvert: Is Kate Middleton royal? She married into to it. Does that make one royal or do you have to be born to it?

after Christmas thoughts


Ask Grace Kelly.
 
2013-12-26 12:31:34 PM  

Mztlplx: Active introvert: Is Kate Middleton royal? She married into to it. Does that make one royal or do you have to be born to it?

after Christmas thoughts

Ask Grace Kelly.


Her voice mail box has not been set up.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-26 12:39:44 PM  
static3.wikia.nocookie.net

/not yet, farkers? i am disappoint
 
2013-12-26 12:53:00 PM  

gja: [static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 360x270]

/not yet, farkers? i am disappoint


www.vh1.com
 
2013-12-26 12:53:38 PM  
Fortunately -- for her -- she's no Princess Di.
 
2013-12-26 01:02:29 PM  
Oh, you're rich? You're free to go, then.
 
2013-12-26 01:22:23 PM  
I have heard the ole "Do you know who I am?" line a few times when I worked at clubs. I have never seen it work though.
 
2013-12-26 06:35:36 PM  

lilbjorn: Oh, you're rich? You're free to go, then.


The Constitution is only for those with high net worth .. or, so experience tells me
 
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