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(Austin Statesman)   Well, it is Florida and Christmas. Florida Cops are handing out tickets for speeding. Lottery tickets   (statesman.com) divider line 18
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2013-12-26 12:09:13 AM
So do we only use the "Florida" tag when it's something stupid?
 
2013-12-26 12:40:59 AM
>Den, wen u win, dey shoot yo ass. Mary Chriss Mass! Yo dead!
 
2013-12-26 12:50:29 AM
These cops deserve a box of donuts!
 
2013-12-26 12:58:43 AM
Kudos.   Rather nice of them, really.
 
2013-12-26 12:58:51 AM
Well, it is Florida and Christmas. Florida Cops are handing out tickets for speeding. Lottery tickets

If only there were an appropriate tag for this headline...
 
2013-12-26 01:00:51 AM
Refer to the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition # 76 "Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the Hell out of your enemies."
 
2013-12-26 01:03:06 AM

fusillade762: So do we only use the "Florida" tag when it's something stupid?


Yes, and naturally the Florida tag is tired and needed to take a break.
 
2013-12-26 01:03:14 AM
Well... If you're going to fine them, hand out a special lottery ticket about how speeding is a crash lottery.
 
2013-12-26 01:06:44 AM
The one week I'm away from Melbourne, they do something cool.
 
2013-12-26 01:52:43 AM
That is a nice gesture and all, but in my opinion it is misguided. They could have spent the money in a much better way.

Of course, I'm too tired from eating and drinking all day to think of one. But I'm sure there is one!
 
2013-12-26 02:05:00 AM

Danger Avoid Death: fusillade762: So do we only use the "Florida" tag when it's something stupid?

Yes, and naturally the Florida tag is tired and needed to take a break.


The Florida Tag is busy celebrating Christmas properly. The Amusing Tag was forced to work on the 25th however. Maybe We'll "Florida" some Amusing news on New Year's Day.
 
2013-12-26 03:02:35 AM

fusillade762: So do we only use the "Florida" tag when it's something stupid?


I'm confused. This was something stupid, and in Florida. Florida tag should be applied. Can't wait til some moron hears about this and decides to go speeding on purpose and wins another kind of lottery!
 
2013-12-26 08:03:17 AM
Well, this will have no negative repercussions and certainly won't encourage people to speed again next year in hopes of getting another lotto ticket.
 
2013-12-26 09:02:43 AM
It's an easy way to get people hooked on a new addiction.

"The first one is always free".
 
2013-12-26 10:34:49 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: Well, it is Florida and Christmas. Florida Cops are handing out tickets for speeding. Lottery tickets

If only there were an appropriate tag for this headline...


The COOL tag would have been more appropriate for this story, but then Smits wasn't even smart enough to know the difference between Melbourne and the rest of Florida.
 
2013-12-26 10:37:41 AM

Terrible Old Man: fusillade762: So do we only use the "Florida" tag when it's something stupid?

I'm confused. This was something stupid, and in Florida. Florida tag should be applied. Can't wait til some moron hears about this and decides to go speeding on purpose and wins another kind of lottery!


What's stupid about a local PD giving away lottery tickets instead of speeding tickets on Christmas, Newb?  They got their point across without being dicks.  Is that some foreign concept up there in Ohio?
 
2013-12-26 11:38:53 AM
Well at least it isn't the same as the state (I think it was Ohio) that used to pull you over and give you a lottery ticket for safe driving... which really was a way for them to have an excuse to look inside your vehicle for contraband.
 
2013-12-26 11:59:49 AM
 
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