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(KOAT Albuquerque)   Santa Fe police need their fainting couch after finding 16 year old high on the marijuana   (koat.com ) divider line
    More: Stupid, Santa Fe, DWI, Santa Fe County  
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7161 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Dec 2013 at 11:52 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-25 11:56:16 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
i4.ytimg.com
2013-12-26 12:16:00 AM  
2 votes:
"It's a good feeling to know. We did at least get this young man off the streets, and maybe we can offer him the proper help that he needs to straighten his life,"

Straighten his life?  He was running his own business at sixteen. And you cops farked it all up.
2013-12-26 12:14:50 AM  
2 votes:
Straight Outta Wells Branch: TinyFist:

5/10

You'll definitely get some bites, but you need to be more subtle.


Yeah, I don't actually have the energy to pull off something like that. My last post was about using a 4 1/2 inch Subway sandwich as a masturbatory aid. That's much more my style.

Sorry everyone.
2013-12-26 12:09:36 AM  
2 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com
2013-12-26 12:08:18 AM  
2 votes:

drivingsouth: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 630x289]

Casting..........oh, you said fainting couch. Nevermind.


blurbrain.com
2013-12-25 11:56:55 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-12-25 09:42:32 PM  
2 votes:
28.media.tumblr.com
2013-12-26 12:50:37 AM  
1 vote:

aevorea: TinyFist: Straight Outta Wells Branch: TinyFist:

5/10

You'll definitely get some bites, but you need to be more subtle.

Yeah, I don't actually have the energy to pull off something like that. My last post was about using a 4 1/2 inch Subway sandwich as a masturbatory aid. That's much more my style.

Sorry everyone.

How classless.

I mean, if you're going to do it, at least use a sandwich from an actual sandwich shop.

/Subway sucks


Subway sucks? That's a sandwich TinyFist can certainly get behind.
2013-12-26 12:28:05 AM  
1 vote:
Anyone want the rest of this sandwich? I couldn't possibly eat another bite.
2013-12-26 12:13:11 AM  
1 vote:
i.qkme.me
2013-12-25 11:57:42 PM  
1 vote:
Lock that motherf*cker up. Plain and simple. You break the law, you go rot in a jail cell.

Not that difficult, people.
2013-12-25 09:13:50 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
 
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