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(KOAT Albuquerque)   Santa Fe police need their fainting couch after finding 16 year old high on the marijuana   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Santa Fe, DWI, Santa Fe County  
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7180 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Dec 2013 at 11:52 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-26 12:41:34 AM  
2 votes:
They just call it "the war on drugs" to make you forget it's really a war on people.
2013-12-25 11:56:55 PM  
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2013-12-25 09:10:08 PM  
2 votes:
If only there were some way for the government to regulate certain substances such that children would find them difficult to obtain.
2013-12-26 10:32:05 AM  
1 vote:
Gyrfalcon - Marijuana was placed on Schedule I of the Controlled Substances Act of 1970, after being outlawed since at least 1937. This was when Congress--not "law enforcement"--decided...

I know. That is what i was reefering to. (heh). The lobbyists for the various companies who learned what this plant could do saw the writing on the hemp paper and said, "Oh HELL NO!". They knew what the legal cannabis would do to their monopolies and their income, so they banded together and got it made illegal. Yes, the mormons did it first. Never underestimate a mormon's desire to create control over everything. Then, of course, there was Anslinger.... the little weasel...
2013-12-26 12:50:37 AM  
1 vote:

aevorea: TinyFist: Straight Outta Wells Branch: TinyFist:


You'll definitely get some bites, but you need to be more subtle.

Yeah, I don't actually have the energy to pull off something like that. My last post was about using a 4 1/2 inch Subway sandwich as a masturbatory aid. That's much more my style.

Sorry everyone.

How classless.

I mean, if you're going to do it, at least use a sandwich from an actual sandwich shop.

/Subway sucks

Subway sucks? That's a sandwich TinyFist can certainly get behind.
2013-12-25 11:57:42 PM  
1 vote:
Lock that motherf*cker up. Plain and simple. You break the law, you go rot in a jail cell.

Not that difficult, people.
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