aevorea: TinyFist: Straight Outta Wells Branch: TinyFist:5/10You'll definitely get some bites, but you need to be more subtle.Yeah, I don't actually have the energy to pull off something like that. My last post was about using a 4 1/2 inch Subway sandwich as a masturbatory aid. That's much more my style.Sorry everyone.How classless.I mean, if you're going to do it, at least use a sandwich from an actual sandwich shop./Subway sucks
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