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(KOAT Albuquerque)   Santa Fe police need their fainting couch after finding 16 year old high on the marijuana   (koat.com) divider line 67
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2013-12-25 09:10:08 PM  
If only there were some way for the government to regulate certain substances such that children would find them difficult to obtain.
 
2013-12-25 09:13:50 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-25 09:15:36 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: If only there were some way for the government to regulate certain substances such that children would find them difficult to obtain.


Do you mean like how it is easier for kids to get pot than it is to get booze and cigs?
NAH
That is crazy talk!
 
2013-12-25 09:42:32 PM  
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-25 10:03:17 PM  
Sixteen and smoking pot, it often leads to other drugs

Correlation does not equal causation.
 
2013-12-25 10:46:16 PM  
 
2013-12-25 11:56:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
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2013-12-25 11:56:55 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-25 11:57:15 PM  

fusillade762: Sixteen and smoking pot, it often leads to other drugs

Correlation does not equal causation.


It leads to harder drugs because you smoke pot and realize the government was lying.

/drug war replaces slavery after slavery was outlawed
//tinyurl.com/1mn
 
2013-12-25 11:57:38 PM  
"it often leads to other drugs"

Still going with that one eh?
 
2013-12-25 11:57:42 PM  
Lock that motherf*cker up. Plain and simple. You break the law, you go rot in a jail cell.

Not that difficult, people.
 
2013-12-26 12:01:36 AM  

phillydrifter: It leads to harder drugs because you smoke pot and realize the government was lying


I detect snark, but a legitimate reason pot is a 'gateway' is because of the prohibition of it. If the guy you buy pot from also sells some meth, or acid, or 'E', or all of the above, he has a vested interest in getting you to 'try' those when you visit to buy weed. Another 'problem' that marijuana 'causes' that's really due to prohibition.
 
2013-12-26 12:02:53 AM  

Brainsick: phillydrifter: It leads to harder drugs because you smoke pot and realize the government was lying

I detect snark, but a legitimate reason pot is a 'gateway' is because of the prohibition of it. If the guy you buy pot from also sells some meth, or acid, or 'E', or all of the above, he has a vested interest in getting you to 'try' those when you visit to buy weed. Another 'problem' that marijuana 'causes' that's really due to prohibition.


Just realized I wrote 'prohibition' twice

/brought to you by the department of redundancy department
 
2013-12-26 12:03:25 AM  

TinyFist: Lock that motherf*cker up. Plain and simple. You break the law, you go rot in a jail cell.

Not that difficult, people.


5/10

You'll definitely get some bites, but you need to be more subtle.

/former ABQ resident
 
2013-12-26 12:05:05 AM  
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Casting..........oh, you said fainting couch. Nevermind.
 
2013-12-26 12:05:08 AM  
I love lamp.
 
2013-12-26 12:07:38 AM  

drivingsouth: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 630x289]

Casting..........oh, you said fainting couch. Nevermind.


That's the couch they deserve.
 
2013-12-26 12:08:18 AM  

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Casting..........oh, you said fainting couch. Nevermind.


blurbrain.com
 
2013-12-26 12:09:36 AM  
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2013-12-26 12:11:50 AM  

calbert: drivingsouth: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 630x289]

Casting..........oh, you said fainting couch. Nevermind.

[blurbrain.com image 650x389]


LMFAO
 
2013-12-26 12:12:04 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: [28.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]


And we're done here. Thanks, FNB. :-)
 
2013-12-26 12:13:11 AM  
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2013-12-26 12:14:50 AM  
Straight Outta Wells Branch: TinyFist:

5/10

You'll definitely get some bites, but you need to be more subtle.


Yeah, I don't actually have the energy to pull off something like that. My last post was about using a 4 1/2 inch Subway sandwich as a masturbatory aid. That's much more my style.

Sorry everyone.
 
2013-12-26 12:16:00 AM  
"It's a good feeling to know. We did at least get this young man off the streets, and maybe we can offer him the proper help that he needs to straighten his life,"

Straighten his life?  He was running his own business at sixteen. And you cops farked it all up.
 
2013-12-26 12:16:51 AM  

TinyFist: Straight Outta Wells Branch: TinyFist:

5/10

You'll definitely get some bites, but you need to be more subtle.

Yeah, I don't actually have the energy to pull off something like that. My last post was about using a 4 1/2 inch Subway sandwich as a masturbatory aid. That's much more my style.

Sorry everyone.


Did someone say sandwhich?
 
2013-12-26 12:17:03 AM  

phillydrifter: fusillade762: Sixteen and smoking pot, it often leads to other drugs

Correlation does not equal causation.

It leads to harder drugs because you smoke pot and realize the government was lying.


I seem to recall George Carlin said something similar.
 
2013-12-26 12:19:31 AM  

doglover: TinyFist: 

Did someone say sandwhich?


Ewww, gross, there's a woman getting her cooties all over the sandwich I want to 'bate it with. Don't be nasty.
 
2013-12-26 12:22:06 AM  
ABQ: Real New Mexico
Santa Fe: Retired panty wadded yuppies from Minnesota living in HOAs.

/The Roadhouse has awesome food, though.
 
2013-12-26 12:26:19 AM  

TinyFist: Straight Outta Wells Branch: TinyFist:

5/10

You'll definitely get some bites, but you need to be more subtle.

Yeah, I don't actually have the energy to pull off something like that. My last post was about using a 4 1/2 inch Subway sandwich as a masturbatory aid. That's much more my style.

Sorry everyone.


As long as you NEVER offer to share a sandwich with anyone here, you're forgiven.
 
2013-12-26 12:28:05 AM  
Anyone want the rest of this sandwich? I couldn't possibly eat another bite.
 
2013-12-26 12:31:44 AM  

TinyFist: Anyone want the rest of this sandwich? I couldn't possibly eat another bite.


A sandwich I'd like to fark.

Gettin' a lot of miles out of this one today.
 
2013-12-26 12:33:04 AM  
color me "unphased"
 
2013-12-26 12:33:54 AM  

TinyFist: Straight Outta Wells Branch: TinyFist:

5/10

You'll definitely get some bites, but you need to be more subtle.

Yeah, I don't actually have the energy to pull off something like that. My last post was about using a 4 1/2 inch Subway sandwich as a masturbatory aid. That's much more my style.

Sorry everyone.


How classless.

I mean, if you're going to do it, at least use a sandwich from an actual sandwich shop.

/Subway sucks
 
2013-12-26 12:35:01 AM  
High on the dope, a rope-a-dope-de-dope. C'mon y'all, sing it along:

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-12-26 12:36:22 AM  

aevorea: TinyFist: 
How classless.

I mean, if you're going to do it, at least use a sandwich from an actual sandwich shop.

/Subway sucks


DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
 
2013-12-26 12:36:43 AM  

aevorea: TinyFist: Straight Outta Wells Branch: TinyFist:

5/10

You'll definitely get some bites, but you need to be more subtle.

Yeah, I don't actually have the energy to pull off something like that. My last post was about using a 4 1/2 inch Subway sandwich as a masturbatory aid. That's much more my style.

Sorry everyone.

How classless.

I mean, if you're going to do it, at least use a sandwich from an actual sandwich shop.

/Subway sucks


But what kind? Meatball? Philly cheesesteak? Turkey? These details are important.
 
2013-12-26 12:38:18 AM  

TinyFist: Anyone want the rest of this sandwich? I couldn't possibly eat another bite.


Naw, last time the mayo was a bit rancid.
 
2013-12-26 12:39:47 AM  

FDR Jones: color me "unphased"


Right? What the phark iz that?
 
2013-12-26 12:41:34 AM  
They just call it "the war on drugs" to make you forget it's really a war on people.
 
2013-12-26 12:50:37 AM  

aevorea: TinyFist: Straight Outta Wells Branch: TinyFist:

5/10

You'll definitely get some bites, but you need to be more subtle.

Yeah, I don't actually have the energy to pull off something like that. My last post was about using a 4 1/2 inch Subway sandwich as a masturbatory aid. That's much more my style.

Sorry everyone.

How classless.

I mean, if you're going to do it, at least use a sandwich from an actual sandwich shop.

/Subway sucks


Subway sucks? That's a sandwich TinyFist can certainly get behind.
 
2013-12-26 01:32:25 AM  
"Sixteen and smoking pot, it often leads to other drugs or continued use throughout these important years of their lives because the brain is still developing," said Lupe Sanchez with the Santa Fe County DWI program. whose training consisted of watching "Reefer Madness" for fifteen straight hours, and reading a dog-eared copy of "Go Ask Alice" she found in a bathroom stall back in 1974.
 
2013-12-26 01:38:56 AM  
Watching the various law enforcement entities gasp their last breaths on the evils of cannabis even as the country FINALLY decides that a little plant is just not the major problem they (pharma, textiles, fossil fuels, tobacco, the list seems endless) wanted us to believe it was is farming hysterical. I am especially enjoying the few stories I last read about people losing everything because they were using cannabis to help with their pain and other problems so they would not lose everything.

/Dontcha just love how that works?
//anyone who still believes all the hype about cannabis has obviously not done the one thing I did decades ago. Follow the money. Or, more specifically, who would lose money and monopoly from the legalization of this little plant. Then the 'war on drugs' becomes crystal clear...
 
2013-12-26 02:06:14 AM  

payattention: Watching the various law enforcement entities gasp their last breaths on the evils of cannabis even as the country FINALLY decides that a little plant is just not the major problem they (pharma, textiles, fossil fuels, tobacco, the list seems endless) wanted us to believe it was is farming hysterical. I am especially enjoying the few stories I last read about people losing everything because they were using cannabis to help with their pain and other problems so they would not lose everything.

/Dontcha just love how that works?
//anyone who still believes all the hype about cannabis has obviously not done the one thing I did decades ago. Follow the money. Or, more specifically, who would lose money and monopoly from the legalization of this little plant. Then the 'war on drugs' becomes crystal clear...


You better follow it farther back.

Marijuana was placed on Schedule I of the Controlled Substances Act of 1970, after being outlawed since at least 1937. This was when Congress--not "law enforcement"--decided it had "no currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States and a lack of accepted safety for use under medical supervision, and it is further undisputed that the drug has at least some potential for abuse sufficient to warrant control under the CSA" (Denial of Petition to Reschedule Marijuana, 2001)

A lot of people have fallen for the hype and hysteria--it's become self-reinforcing. You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone who is solely in it for a pure profit motive any more; I suspect a great many people genuinely believe it's really bad stuff.
 
2013-12-26 02:32:45 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Marijuana was placed on Schedule I of the Controlled Substances Act of 1970, after being outlawed since at least 1937.


I'm tellin' ya, plain and simple, read tinyurl.com/1mn --> it's a 20-minute reed, and its a transcription of a speech given before Prop. 215 passed in California in 1995, and the guy giving the speech was a law professor from University of Virginia. He and another law professor researched the history of marihuana prohibition and they wrote "The Marihuana Conviction," originally published in 1974. After finding that page (linked above) I looked for the book about 10 years ago and it was out of print; I looked again a year or two later, and it had been reprinted and I got a copy for $14.

/upload.wikimedia.org
//oh, and the f*cking mormons were first to outlaw it; infer what you may
 
2013-12-26 03:07:59 AM  
hell, when I was 16 we would park the car someplace off of the beaten path, like a nice dark park and then smoke. We never drove around after snorting the marijuana- it would kind of ruin the fun.
 
2013-12-26 06:51:36 AM  
TFA: Police said teens are usually very upset when getting in trouble with the law, but Jaquez appeared completely unphased by the charges

lolz!  ^-^
 
2013-12-26 06:52:32 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: High on the dope, a rope-a-dope-de-dope. C'mon y'all, sing it along:


Isn't that Bernie Madoff beside her? Hiya Bernie! Out so soon?
 
2013-12-26 07:04:36 AM  
That's a lot of weed in that picture
 
2013-12-26 08:21:14 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: If only there were some way for the government to regulate certain substances such that children would find them difficult to obtain.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-26 08:24:24 AM  

abhorrent1: That's a lot of weed in that picture


This. I'm less worried that a 16 year old was arrested for DWI, and more impressed that a 16 year old had what looks like 10 oz of the sticky icky
 
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