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(Wave3 Louisville)   Merry Christmas--here's your brawl at the mall while waiting for Santa. I'm betting on the lady with curlers in her hair (you bet there's video)   (wave3.com) divider line 82
    More: Dumbass, Mall St. Matthews, Pottery Barn  
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2013-12-25 02:03:13 PM  
GREAT job, mall security! >:-(
 
2013-12-25 02:29:48 PM  
Lovely.
 
2013-12-25 02:54:22 PM  
Oh look hoodrats acting like the dirtbags they are.
 
2013-12-25 02:57:11 PM  
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]


GREAT job, mall security! >:-(

Damned if you do. If security had been watching these animals they'd have been called racist and accused of following po innocent people guilty of nothing other than shopping while black.
 
2013-12-25 03:38:15 PM  
The fight happened outside the Pottery Barn store near Santa's booth.

is this some code word for house of pancakes?
 
2013-12-25 03:40:28 PM  
It's been a good season.

Luckily, with a new pair of Air Jordans getting released every few weeks, we don't have to wait until Xmas 2014 to see this sort of thing.
 
2013-12-25 03:45:30 PM  
is this the person in question?

4.bp.blogspot.com

what up big perm

/playin with my presents is like plain with my emotions
 
2013-12-25 03:47:19 PM  
Watching hardcore pawn gives me a headache.

/get your mind outta the gutter.
 
2013-12-25 03:49:18 PM  

OnlyM3: Captain Steroid [TotalFark]


GREAT job, mall security! >:-(
Damned if you do. If security had been watching these animals they'd have been called racist and accused of following po innocent people guilty of nothing other than shopping while black.


you would think that regardless of race issues, security should be focusedwhere all the gatheredchildren and/or potential crowd control issues are, not somewhere 10 minutes away.

/also, loud and
uncouth is not a color.  with the obvious attitudes those participants were projecting, actively keeping an eye on them would be smart, racial accusations be damned.as politically incorrect as it may sound, if people don't want to get profiled, they should stop desperately attempting to accurately fit the profile.
 
2013-12-25 03:52:35 PM  

Ivan the Tolerable: you would think that regardless of race issues, security should be focusedwhere all the gatheredchildren and/or potential crowd control issues are, not somewhere 10 minutes away.


www.shopsunvalley.com

Unpossible. Cinnabon's is clear on the other side of the mall.
 
2013-12-25 03:52:46 PM  
Before I clicked, I wondered if people fighting in a mall would be Obama voter types.......I clicked on the link and saw the video......yes, they are.
 
2013-12-25 03:57:54 PM  
Crowded malls and general unruly public issues are exactly why I do my shopping online.  I can drink, smoke, click, ship and never bother to get dressed.

Happy Holidays Farkers!!!
 
2013-12-25 03:59:27 PM  

Mattoon: I wondered if people fighting in a mall would be Obama voter types


 um, wouldn't that be, by definition, the majority of Americans in general? Perhaps you specifically meant more educated than the non-obama voter types, but that doesn't fit here. higher earning than non-obama voters? no, doesn't fit either. more intelligent? obama voter types have that over non-obama voter types, too, but that certainly doesn't fit here either.
 oh, i get it now, you were just trying to avoid using the n-word. because unlike with your stormfront account, thats filtered here. got it.
 
2013-12-25 03:59:30 PM  
Keepin' it reeeel, yo!
 
2013-12-25 03:59:52 PM  
I smell shenanigans. We all know that mall security cops have panther-like quickness, indelible spidey-sense and would have stopped the fight before it even started.
 
2013-12-25 04:00:20 PM  
Wow.

Some of you are awful c*nts.

This thread has ~11 comments and it's already in the shiatter.
 
2013-12-25 04:02:03 PM  

the_celt: Crowded malls and general unruly public issues are exactly why I do my shopping online.  I can drink, smoke, click, ship and never bother to get dressed.

Happy Holidays Farkers!!!


*knucks*

Exaaaaaactly. Malls are just godawful places. People are insane.
 
2013-12-25 04:02:43 PM  

Ivan the Tolerable: Mattoon: I wondered if people fighting in a mall would be Obama voter types

 um, wouldn't that be, by definition, the majority of Americans in general? Perhaps you specifically meant more educated than the non-obama voter types, but that doesn't fit here. higher earning than non-obama voters? no, doesn't fit either. more intelligent? obama voter types have that over non-obama voter types, too, but that certainly doesn't fit here either.
 oh, i get it now, you were just trying to avoid using the n-word. because unlike with your stormfront account, thats filtered here. got it.



0/10
 
2013-12-25 04:03:44 PM  
If you are going to wear glasses while being filmed in a studio full of bright lights, please consider springing for the anti-glare coating on your lenses. You could probably even write off the expense...


www.garrisonopticians.com
 
2013-12-25 04:04:33 PM  
Truely what Christmas is all about.
 
2013-12-25 04:04:53 PM  
I went to the Mall of America the saturday before x mas to pick up a few last things, and I haven't been there in years.  Yeah, that was a bad idea.  After getting what I wanted I was just gonna spend the afternoon and bum around, no...only took about an hour before a panic attack almost took over.  Soooo many people.
 
2013-12-25 04:06:43 PM  

megarian: Wow.

Some of you are awful c*nts.

This thread has ~11 comments and it's already in the shiatter.


Merry Christmas! Have a Cinnabon.
 
2013-12-25 04:06:58 PM  
/Troll mode=ON

Hmm....Successful. And attractive.

Wonder if they were unhappy and primed to throw down because Santa is white?

/Troll mode=OFF
 
2013-12-25 04:08:36 PM  

Wadded Beef: I smell shenanigans.


Sorry. Eggnog gives me gas.
 
2013-12-25 04:10:12 PM  
Just not the same without the cameraman screaming WHORLSTAR HIPHOP the entire time.
 
2013-12-25 04:10:36 PM  

megarian: Wow.

Some of you are awful c*nts.

This thread has ~11 comments and it's already in the shiatter.


On the bright side, had this article mentioned KY without any video, this thread would be full of inbred, hillbilly, toothless, redneck, white trash, sisterfarking vitriol.
 
2013-12-25 04:11:21 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Wow.

Some of you are awful c*nts.

This thread has ~11 comments and it's already in the shiatter.

Merry Christmas! Have a Cinnabon.


Yes, please!
 
2013-12-25 04:12:35 PM  

wellreadneck: megarian: Wow.

Some of you are awful c*nts.

This thread has ~11 comments and it's already in the shiatter.

On the bright side, had this article mentioned KY without any video, this thread would be full of inbred, hillbilly, toothless, redneck, white trash, sisterfarking vitriol.


Well, it is Christmas, after all.
 
2013-12-25 04:13:55 PM  
People who are miserable develop a very special type of insanity when around retail employees.
Add to this the pressure of the holidays and the stress and misery of shopping.
Sprinkle liberally with having to put up with whiny children and VOILA!
 
2013-12-25 04:16:09 PM  

wellreadneck: megarian: Wow.

Some of you are awful c*nts.

This thread has ~11 comments and it's already in the shiatter.

On the bright side, had this article mentioned KY without any video, this thread would be full of inbred, hillbilly, toothless, redneck, white trash, sisterfarking vitriol.


Exactly.

It's...it's almost impressively horrible.
 
2013-12-25 04:16:19 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: wellreadneck: megarian: Wow.

Some of you are awful c*nts.

This thread has ~11 comments and it's already in the shiatter.

On the bright side, had this article mentioned KY without any video, this thread would be full of inbred, hillbilly, toothless, redneck, white trash, sisterfarking vitriol.

Well, it is Christmas the holidays, after all.


FTFY

Even the guy with the Hillbilly Bone song isn't mentioning Christ in public, anymore.
 
2013-12-25 04:21:16 PM  

Mattoon: Before I clicked, I wondered if people fighting in a mall would be Obama voter types.......I clicked on the link and saw the video......yes, they are.


Wow... racism and good old conservative hate all in one comment. Merry Christmas, Phil!
 
2013-12-25 04:22:20 PM  
End racism! Bring back segregation!!!

/real change we can believe in!
//amidoinitright?
///3
 
2013-12-25 04:23:37 PM  
All I see is a disagreement between a bunch of attractive successful African American women. I'm off to Chuck E. Cheese. Anyone coming?
 
2013-12-25 04:31:34 PM  
I...I don't even know...

So many people in this thread need to go get a large, oblong, greased-up object of your choosing and go f*ck yourself for good measure.


Some of you need to lose the "greased-up" part and go in dry.
 
2013-12-25 04:34:02 PM  

megarian: Wow.

Some of you are awful c*nts.

This thread has ~11 comments and it's already in the shiatter.

~

The following comment is a shining beacon, however, and deserves some further discussion. Whaargahble! Skittles!

~

OnlyM3: Captain Steroid [TotalFark]

> GREAT job, mall security! >:-(


Damned if you do. If security had been watching these animals they'd have been called racist and accused of following po innocent people guilty of nothing other than shopping while black.
 
2013-12-25 04:34:10 PM  
Merry Christmas everyone!
 
2013-12-25 04:59:36 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Wadded Beef: I smell shenanigans.

Sorry. Eggnog gives me gas.


Me too. Which sucks because it's my favorite kind of nog.
 
2013-12-25 04:59:52 PM  

Ivan the Tolerable: Mattoon: I wondered if people fighting in a mall would be Obama voter types

 um, wouldn't that be, by definition, the majority of Americans in general? Perhaps you specifically meant more educated than the non-obama voter types, but that doesn't fit here. higher earning than non-obama voters? no, doesn't fit either. more intelligent? obama voter types have that over non-obama voter types, too, but that certainly doesn't fit here either.
 oh, i get it now, you were just trying to avoid using the n-word. because unlike with your stormfront account, thats filtered here. got it.


Had to look up what stormfront was....holly crap!
 
2013-12-25 05:02:54 PM  

KimNorth: Ivan the Tolerable: Mattoon: I wondered if people fighting in a mall would be Obama voter types

Had to look up what stormfront was....holly crap!


Nice!
 
2013-12-25 05:03:57 PM  
Damon only takes what is his.

i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-25 05:08:08 PM  
Article/video is gone...
 
2013-12-25 05:13:13 PM  
It was unclear why the women were fighting. >

It's pretty obvious they were arguing over when the appropriate time is to open a trust for their children, and whether or not it's optimal to name alternate beneficiaries in the event that the named estate dissolves prior to maturation.
 
2013-12-25 05:13:32 PM  

August11: Article/video is gone...


Ditto.  I was really looking forward to it too, because nothing says Christmas like a mall brawl.
 
2013-12-25 05:14:02 PM  
Format fail ^
 
2013-12-25 05:14:51 PM  

Melvin Lovecraft: August11: Article/video is gone...

Ditto.  I was really looking forward to it too, because nothing says Christmas like a mall brawl.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lQcKiFy_DM
 
2013-12-25 05:20:32 PM  
Color me shocked.

right?
 
2013-12-25 05:23:44 PM  
White people never get into fights in public. Never.
 
2013-12-25 05:27:00 PM  
I wonder what they were fighting about?
 
2013-12-25 05:28:39 PM  
Seriously who still wears curlers in their hair?
 
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