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(Daily Mail)   Women are flocking to a farmer in India and paying to touch his five-legged cow in hopes the lucky cow will make them have baby boys after one woman touched it and had twin boys   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 67
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2013-12-25 01:20:52 PM
wow....people are farking stupid. in india
 
2013-12-25 01:31:47 PM
This is the country we're calling for tech support?

/please to be doing the needful and touch the cow
 
2013-12-25 02:01:39 PM
That's not an extra leg, it's a left turn signal.  Not that it would ever get used in indian traffic.
 
2013-12-25 02:03:26 PM
Unless those kids are popping out with five legs, I think these women are grazing in the wrong pasture, so to speak.
 
2013-12-25 04:59:20 PM

some_beer_drinker: wow....people are farking stupid. in india


Have you had a look at Americans lately?
 
2013-12-25 05:00:08 PM
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2013-12-25 05:39:15 PM

fusillade762: some_beer_drinker: wow....people are farking stupid. in india

Have you had a look at Americans lately?


Hope and Change, remember that one?
STUPID!
 
2013-12-25 05:41:45 PM

some_beer_drinker: wow....people are farking stupid. in india


What do you expect from people who bathe in the same river where the shiat and bury their dead?
 
2013-12-25 05:43:52 PM
I read that as "Indiana."

Still seemed plausible.
 
2013-12-25 05:45:03 PM

Ardilla: I read that as "Indiana."

Still seemed plausible.


I am SO glad I'm not the only one.
 
2013-12-25 05:46:57 PM

Ardilla: I read that as "Indiana."

Still seemed plausible.


I read so many words in that statement incorrectly.

Flocking... definitely doesnt look like anything else...
 
2013-12-25 05:48:31 PM
as my father pointed out to me one day, people in this country depend too much on psychics and palmists to throw stones about this sort of thing
 
2013-12-25 05:48:46 PM
Bizarre cow, bizarre cow
 
2013-12-25 05:49:38 PM
I hear they're all Colts fans too
 
2013-12-25 05:52:26 PM
You would think a people that fecund would have a good grip on genetics and reproduction; instead, they're groping mutant cattle.
*shakes head*
Now back to our joyous festival of virgin birth!
 
2013-12-25 05:57:50 PM
That's not a five legged cow, that's a bull. And stop touching his extra leg, perverts.
 
2013-12-25 05:59:17 PM

some_beer_drinker: wow....people are farking stupid. in india


I honestly assumed this would be a story from Idaho or somewhere. I could easily see American women doing this. Just imagine your average subscriber to O magazine.
 
2013-12-25 06:03:24 PM
They can always abort the fetus if it's a horrible girl child.

/lump of parasitic cells or something
 
2013-12-25 06:14:56 PM
It's really sad that this kind of thing goes on in the 21st century.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-12-25 06:19:03 PM

theknuckler_33: It's really sad that this kind of thing goes on in the 21st century.

/dnrtfa


As opposed to the mis/dysinformation so many of our laws are based on?
 
2013-12-25 06:20:15 PM
I read the entire article and my image of India as the worst place ever still stands.

charlesmartel11235: as my father pointed out to me one day, people in this country depend too much on psychics and palmists to throw stones about this sort of thing

Your father lacks perspective.
 
2013-12-25 06:29:05 PM

charlesmartel11235: as my father pointed out to me one day, people in this country depend too much on psychics and palmists to throw stones about this sort of thing


And astrology.

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2013-12-25 06:43:26 PM
So did the farmer have this conversation one day?
"the cow. He has this......extra part.. What should we do w it?"
"I know! Lets decorate it. Heres a bracelet!"
Lol
 
2013-12-25 06:54:21 PM
I'd like five beef shanks please.
 
2013-12-25 06:56:36 PM
5 legged cow?  You have to admit, it sounds a lot better than the reason we're all exchanging gifts today.
 
2013-12-25 07:05:07 PM

SquiggsIN: hasty ambush: And astrology.  [www.redcarpetcrash.com image 720x302]

I'm ashamed to admit that my mother has been to a show to see this fraud (Long Island medium) and John Edward (another gigantic fraud).


I once knew a person who bought tickets by mail to see Sylvia Browne.  I harassed her endlessly about it.  When the tickets arrived, the day before the event, they were for a hockey game the night after she was supposed to appear (in Tampa).  My friend gave me the tickets, and it was good.

/go wings
 
2013-12-25 07:05:37 PM

TomD9938: I read the entire article and my image of India as the worst place ever still stands.


What in that article gave you that impression? India is a fascinating place.
 
2013-12-25 07:11:57 PM

whatshisname: TomD9938: I read the entire article and my image of India as the worst place ever still stands.

What in that article gave you that impression? India is a fascinating place.



That article wasn't positive in the least and neither is virtually everything else I've heard or read about it (which I admit, isn't a lot).

That's not to say there aren't positive aspects...  I just haven't stumbled across them.
 
2013-12-25 07:14:37 PM

Nick Nostril: That's not a five legged cow, that's a bull. And stop touching his extra leg, perverts.




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We don't have a cow!
 
2013-12-25 07:16:18 PM

TomD9938: whatshisname: TomD9938: I read the entire article and my image of India as the worst place ever still stands.

What in that article gave you that impression? India is a fascinating place.


That article wasn't positive in the least and neither is virtually everything else I've heard or read about it (which I admit, isn't a lot).

That's not to say there aren't positive aspects...  I just haven't stumbled across them.


Go there. It will change your views on life in general. Organized chaos"" is the best way to describe it. You'll either run screaming from it or fall in love with it and want to back again and again.
 
2013-12-25 07:22:23 PM

hasty ambush: charlesmartel11235: as my father pointed out to me one day, people in this country depend too much on psychics and palmists to throw stones about this sort of thing

And astrology.


You said "Vivica A. Fox" twice.
 
2013-12-25 07:22:39 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is the country we're calling for tech support?

/please to be doing the needful and touch the cow


Thank you come again!
 
2013-12-25 07:23:34 PM
How many of those poor peasants were heard mumbling, "please get me out of this shiathole of a country" as they touched the fifth hoof?
 
2013-12-25 07:23:42 PM
Isn't India struggling with an overpopulation problem?
 
2013-12-25 07:23:44 PM
/india, no flag on moon.

/just saying. Do they still murder people accused of being sorcereres there?
 
2013-12-25 07:24:27 PM

whatshisname: Organized chaos"" is the best way to describe it. You'll either run screaming from it or fall in love with it and want to back again and again.



I'm guessing I'd fall into the former category.

My Germanic roots cause me to experience a severe case of the willies at even a mention of the word chaos.

Some day though (time and money permitting) I hope to do a Churchill world tour which would take me there eventually.

So, if that happens and there's time after the Dardanelles, maybe I'll give it a shot.

/ prolly run screaming from the place though...
 
2013-12-25 07:24:34 PM

nickdaisy: I hear they're all Colts fans too


Thanks for making my Christmas...

/throws up
 
2013-12-25 07:25:29 PM

TheOther: You would think a people that fecund would have a good grip on genetics and reproduction; instead, they're groping mutant cattle.
*shakes head*
Now back to our joyous festival of virgin birth!


Whenever there is som weird mutation, it seems that 75% of the time that it's in India. I mean, wtf...
 
2013-12-25 07:26:43 PM

TomD9938: I read the entire article and my image of India as the worst place ever still stands.

charlesmartel11235: as my father pointed out to me one day, people in this country depend too much on psychics and palmists to throw stones about this sort of thing

Your father lacks perspective.


Indian food=awesome
India= shiat
 
2013-12-25 07:26:52 PM
India: Eurasia's Florida.
 
2013-12-25 07:28:25 PM

SquiggsIN: hasty ambush: And astrology.  [www.redcarpetcrash.com image 720x302]

I'm ashamed to admit that my mother has been to a show to see this fraud (Long Island medium) and John Edward (another gigantic fraud).


John Edward, the Biggest Douche in the Universe?
 
2013-12-25 07:33:46 PM

TomD9938: whatshisname: TomD9938: I read the entire article and my image of India as the worst place ever still stands.

What in that article gave you that impression? India is a fascinating place.


That article wasn't positive in the least and neither is virtually everything else I've heard or read about it (which I admit, isn't a lot).

That's not to say there aren't positive aspects...  I just haven't stumbled across them.


The food is AMAZING, if you're into curries and yogurts. And amazingly cheap. There are sights you'll never find anywhere else, incredibly intelligent people (some of whom speak perfect British English), experiences you could never have without going back to the 1920s or 1820s in America. But by that measure, you never forget that many areas are still a backwards, third-world country, and quite a few people are superstitious, superior, dangerous, and often desperate, with customs that we'd find quite callous.

You can save some money and travel all though backwoods Georgia and Florida to get a bit of a taste, but it still won't be the same. There's no Mumbai in America. On the upside, you probably won't get Malaria.
 
2013-12-25 07:38:49 PM

hasty ambush: charlesmartel11235: as my father pointed out to me one day, people in this country depend too much on psychics and palmists to throw stones about this sort of thing

And astrology.


Remember when every tiny town on the US Routes in the 40's and 50's had its own claim to fame roadside attractions? Quite a few were "haunted houses" or "mutant animals" or "mermaids" that got gawkers by the dozen, even if they were just taxidermied pastiches, along with a few genuine mutants. Circuses were just traveling collections of them. We aren't so far removed from craving the same thing, ourselves.
 
2013-12-25 07:46:16 PM

whosits_112: Whenever there is som weird mutation, it seems that 75% of the time that it's in India. I mean, wtf..


I've noticed the same. I'm thinking, could there be something in the water over there? (other than the obvious?)

Or, maybe it's just a very populous nation going through the stage of development in which Extra Limbs = Road Show?

Examples from the west. Note they're all kinda old. Nowadays surgeons would have treated these people in infancy.

Sometimes their story still makes the news.
 
2013-12-25 07:58:39 PM
My wife touched my penis and received a baby girl. Sorry, women of India
 
2013-12-25 08:20:55 PM
Looks like the country is ripe for gay marriage business,and hookers, since they will have no woman to marry.
 
2013-12-25 08:26:58 PM
I suppose it is better than the "Cheese touch?" ( Diary of a wimpy kid reference)
 
2013-12-25 08:42:43 PM

some_beer_drinker: wow....people are farking stupid. in india


and yet they have 'the bomb', and we have to pay them billions to in aid every year to prove we are friends.
why the fark do they have money to build nuclear weapons, but we have to give them money for food and drugs?
because we trust pakistan even less, and we also have to pay them billions to prove we are friends.

so freaking stupid.
 
2013-12-25 08:51:19 PM

Popular Opinion: some_beer_drinker: wow....people are farking stupid. in india

and yet they have 'the bomb', and we have to pay them billions to in aid every year to prove we are friends.
why the fark do they have money to build nuclear weapons, but we have to give them money for food and drugs?
because we trust pakistan even less, and we also have to pay them billions to prove we are friends.

so freaking stupid.


Yeah because $91 Million is a lot to a country like India with a > trillion dollar economy!!
Google is your friend.
 
2013-12-25 08:52:40 PM
Maybe we should not let them off the reservations anymore...
 
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