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(Chicago Trib)   Teen arrested after a decapitated body was found in an apartment. Looks like he's heading to jail   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 67
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2013-12-25 03:13:13 PM  

bmr68: Who gave the police the heads up?


Probably someone heading to the apartment.
 
2013-12-25 03:17:49 PM  
I give you head.  I take your head.
 
2013-12-25 03:23:58 PM  
"...a head which at this time has no name."

I KNOW HIS NAME
 
2013-12-25 03:30:23 PM  
Smash.SMASH. SMASH!
 
2013-12-25 03:39:00 PM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: [s29.postimg.org image 317x488]


Corniest pun so far
 
2013-12-25 03:45:16 PM  

LewDux: OOBE Juan Kenobi: [s29.postimg.org image 317x488]

Corniest pun so far


'til that one.
 
2013-12-25 04:43:02 PM  
"...found next to his own severed head. A head which, at this time, has no name."
"I know his name."
 
2013-12-25 04:44:37 PM  

Ablejack: subby, I like what you did there but it needs tweaking.
he's heading off to jail.
or he'll beheading to jail.
amirite?


As FSM is my witness, I thought you said it needed twerking.
 
2013-12-25 04:50:56 PM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: I found a picture of the victim. What a shame:


Alanis Morissette has really let herself go.
 
2013-12-25 06:09:13 PM  

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

There never was an Aaron, counsellor

 
2013-12-25 07:24:40 PM  

LewDux: OOBE Juan Kenobi: [s29.postimg.org image 317x488]

Corniest pun so far


I'll flip ya for the next one...

barrywildoner.com

heads or tails?
 
2013-12-25 07:30:11 PM  
thesmokesignal.com

He can always go to a head shop... Pick up another...
 
2013-12-25 08:19:50 PM  
Puns are such low brow humor...
 
2013-12-25 09:05:21 PM  

Brainsick: Puns are such low brow humor...


Your bad attitude gives others a bad headache.
 
2013-12-26 12:53:20 AM  
Magic spell gone wrong?

www.x-entertainment.com
 
2013-12-26 01:13:18 AM  

freewill: "...a man's decapitated body, lying on the floor next to his own severed head, a head which at this time has no name."

"I know his name."

*sound of cassette tape being inserted*


all joking aside, wtf, they thought the head would be someone else's?  this isn't a tv show, dammit...

back to the jokes, haven't seen this one yet:
 
2013-12-26 01:15:40 AM  
try this one more time...
img.fark.net
 
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