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(Chicago Trib)   Teen arrested after a decapitated body was found in an apartment. Looks like he's heading to jail   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 67
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2013-12-25 01:35:01 PM  
That's one way to get ahead.
 
2013-12-25 01:35:04 PM  
Way to get ahead on getting a green light subby.
 
2013-12-25 01:36:25 PM  
From the dawn of time we came...
 
2013-12-25 01:38:33 PM  
And to all a good knife.
 
2013-12-25 01:38:44 PM  
Okay okay I'll say it. There can be only one. Happy?
 
2013-12-25 01:39:25 PM  
Police were called to the 2500 block of North Kildare Avenue
 
2013-12-25 01:39:28 PM  
Too much Cristian Bale?
/ did he like Huey Lewis and Phil Collins?
 
2013-12-25 01:43:36 PM  

"The relationship between the 18-year-old and the man found dead was not immediately clear."


Though friends of the dead man said he would stick his neck out for anyone.

 
2013-12-25 01:44:13 PM  
"...a man's decapitated body, lying on the floor next to his own severed head, a head which at this time has no name."

"I know his name."

*sound of cassette tape being inserted*
 
2013-12-25 01:44:19 PM  
the reason they caught guy so fast is that the police commissioner banged his desk and shouted that heads will roll
 
2013-12-25 01:44:30 PM  
Sounds like our victim...

wwwimage.cbsnews.com

Didn't make the cut.

\ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
 
2013-12-25 01:45:00 PM  
This is why I specifically ask for blowjobs.
 
2013-12-25 01:45:27 PM  
"The body was that of a 41-year-old adult male, police said."

I guess the decapitation made it easier to count the rings.
 
2013-12-25 01:46:53 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-12-25 01:47:16 PM  
I'm sure his lawyer will play the "there can be only one" defence.
 
2013-12-25 01:48:13 PM  
An apartment? Not his or hers or whatever. "Man found dead in a tudor. All owners of similar architecture taken in for questioning."
 
2013-12-25 01:50:27 PM  
Oh, I think to anyone with any worldly experience, the relationship is quite clear.
 
2013-12-25 01:53:58 PM  
judo chop !
 
2013-12-25 01:54:43 PM  

Matthew Keene: Oh, I think to anyone with any worldly experience, the relationship is quite clear.


Mentor and mentee?
 
2013-12-25 01:54:43 PM  
Phil Robertson moves in mysterious ways.
 
2013-12-25 01:55:12 PM  
subby, I like what you did there but it needs tweaking.
he's heading off to jail.
or he'll beheading to jail.
amirite?
 
2013-12-25 01:57:01 PM  
Okay, subby, the last line of the headline should have read "Looks like he beheading to jail."
 
2013-12-25 01:57:04 PM  

Captain Steroid: Sounds like our victim...

[wwwimage.cbsnews.com image 320x240]

Didn't make the cut.

\ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!


Actually, he did.
 
2013-12-25 01:59:34 PM  
Someone lost their head.
 
2013-12-25 02:00:44 PM  
It is Chicago, so when you ask for a little head, this is what you get.
 
2013-12-25 02:01:58 PM  
Sometimes you gotta roll with what life gives ya.
 
2013-12-25 02:02:11 PM  
Suicide???
 
2013-12-25 02:05:21 PM  
www.troll.me
 
2013-12-25 02:10:25 PM  
Looks like he'll  beheadingto jail.
 
2013-12-25 02:11:45 PM  
One cannot escape the greyhounds of justice!
 
2013-12-25 02:12:54 PM  
Good to see Chicago is keeping with the traditional Xmas decapitations instead of the nouveau Festivus Airing of Grievances.  ;-)
 
2013-12-25 02:19:44 PM  
Looks like he's heading to jail...

Poorly executed.

"Looks like he'll be heading to jail".
 
2013-12-25 02:20:22 PM  

ANTENNANAUT: Looks like he'll  beheadingto jail.


I should read the thread instead of CTRL-F "be head.."
 
2013-12-25 02:25:30 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com

Oh, I ain't got no - body...
 
2013-12-25 02:29:29 PM  

Ablejack: subby, I like what you did there but it needs tweaking.
he's heading off to jail.
or he'll beheading to jail.
amirite?


I agree. Subby tried hard but his headline doesn't have the cut.
 
2013-12-25 02:35:43 PM  

Bslim: From the dawn of time we came...


Maybe this guy was so upset about the lousy football game last night, that he went down to the basement and in a fit of depression cut off his OWN head!
 
2013-12-25 02:37:32 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-25 02:41:27 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

funnyfilez.funnypart.com
 
2013-12-25 02:53:32 PM  

Summoner101: Captain Steroid: Sounds like our victim...

[wwwimage.cbsnews.com image 320x240]

Didn't make the cut.

\ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Actually, he did.


No one likes a smartass. :P
 
2013-12-25 02:56:58 PM  

Ghastly: I'm sure his lawyer will play the "there can be only one" defence.


Defense?

blog.nola.com

/UK/Aussie/Canadian spelling is stupid.
//Defense!
 
2013-12-25 02:57:38 PM  

Captain Steroid: Summoner101: Captain Steroid: Sounds like our victim...

[wwwimage.cbsnews.com image 320x240]

Didn't make the cut.

\ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Actually, he did.

No one likes a smartass. :P


Better than being a dumbass!
 
2013-12-25 02:59:41 PM  

FuzedBox: Ghastly: I'm sure his lawyer will play the "there can be only one" defence.

Defense?

[blog.nola.com image 453x332]

/UK/Aussie/Canadian spelling is stupid.
//Defense!


Looking at where the next post is that looks more like an off-fense
 
2013-12-25 03:03:38 PM  

Summoner101: Captain Steroid: Summoner101: Captain Steroid: Sounds like our victim...

[wwwimage.cbsnews.com image 320x240]

Didn't make the cut.

\ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Actually, he did.

No one likes a smartass. :P

Better than being a dumbass!


Be headstrong fellas. After all, it is Christmas...
 
2013-12-25 03:05:29 PM  
Clearly the victim was heading down the wrong path in life.
 
2013-12-25 03:06:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
What does everybody want?
HEAD!
 
2013-12-25 03:07:03 PM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: Summoner101: Captain Steroid: Summoner101: Captain Steroid: Sounds like our victim...

[wwwimage.cbsnews.com image 320x240]

Didn't make the cut.

\ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Actually, he did.

No one likes a smartass. :P

Better than being a dumbass!

Be headstrong fellas. After all, it is Christmas...


Yea, sorry, I lost my head.
 
2013-12-25 03:07:19 PM  
This is what happens when you play too many head games with people.
 
2013-12-25 03:11:29 PM  
Who gave the police the heads up?
 
2013-12-25 03:11:51 PM  
I found a picture of the victim. What a shame:

 
2013-12-25 03:12:31 PM  
s29.postimg.org
 
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