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(Jezebel)   The WWE settles the entire "Black Santa vs White Santa" debate in the most direct manner possible: in the ring. Not to spoil who won, but here's a hint: Fox News is NOT going to like this   (jezebel.com) divider line 13
    More: Amusing, Fox News, Santa Claus, WWE  
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7383 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Dec 2013 at 12:46 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-25 01:19:51 PM  
5 votes:
BAH GAWD KING, THAT'S THE KRAMPUS'S MUSIC!

0.tqn.com
2013-12-25 04:17:36 PM  
2 votes:
"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..." "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

img.fark.net
2013-12-25 10:06:09 AM  
2 votes:
Hey, Santa?

pbs.twimg.com

Do you need a hand this holiday season?

www.pwmania.com

 No problem!

i6.photobucket.com

cdn.uproxx.com
2013-12-25 09:45:36 PM  
1 votes:
Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker
2013-12-25 06:21:26 PM  
1 votes:
Parents of white children say he's white, parents of black children say he's black... parents of mentally challenged children say...

oh fark that it's christmas, I'll go to hell another day :D
2013-12-25 02:39:40 PM  
1 votes:
Santa can only be black if Morgan Freeman does the voice. HO HO TITTYSPRINKLES
2013-12-25 02:14:53 PM  
1 votes:
WWE? I prefer the WWF's compromise solution.

3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-12-25 01:27:14 PM  
1 votes:
www.nndb.com
The black is a better Santa to begin with because he's been bred to be that way, because of his high thighs and big thighs that goes up into his back, and they can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs and he's bred to be the better athlete because this goes back all the way to the Civil War when during the slave trade ... the slave owner would breed his big black to his big woman so that he could have a big black Santa kid ...
2013-12-25 01:23:43 PM  
1 votes:
I guess in the WWE Chris Benoit would be The Grither.
/Don't say his name!
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-12-25 01:17:32 PM  
1 votes:
This was just a warm-up for his rematch with the Ultimate Warrior. :P

i17.photobucket.com

\ LOAD THE SLEIGH WITH THE ROCKET FUEL!!!
2013-12-25 12:40:13 PM  
1 votes:

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

Santa is dad

All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy

Santa is dad

All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy

2013-12-25 09:52:14 AM  
1 votes:

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


Translation:

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked, somebody gon' get they peas squished.
2013-12-25 09:32:03 AM  
1 votes:
THIS IS WHAT SANTA DO!
 
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