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(Jezebel)   The WWE settles the entire "Black Santa vs White Santa" debate in the most direct manner possible: in the ring. Not to spoil who won, but here's a hint: Fox News is NOT going to like this   (jezebel.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Fox News, Santa Claus, WWE  
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2013-12-25 09:52:14 AM  
2 votes:

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


Translation:

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked, somebody gon' get they peas squished.
2013-12-26 09:07:25 PM  
1 vote:
4.bp.blogspot.com
Xanta Klaus says "Ho ho hold on a minute playa!"

LMS
2013-12-25 02:06:10 PM  
1 vote:
When the WWE is being socially progressive compared to Fox News, someone has drifted too far to the right.
2013-12-25 01:19:51 PM  
1 vote:
BAH GAWD KING, THAT'S THE KRAMPUS'S MUSIC!

0.tqn.com
2013-12-25 12:52:27 PM  
1 vote:

Dougie AXP: WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB? FARKING LARPING MARKS.


Because fark you, that's why.
2013-12-25 12:49:13 PM  
1 vote:

WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB? FARKING LARPING MARKS.

2013-12-25 12:40:13 PM  
1 vote:

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

Santa is dad

All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy

Santa is dad

All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy

2013-12-25 12:16:02 PM  
1 vote:
SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEAS!
2013-12-25 11:50:40 AM  
1 vote:
SEXUAL SANTA...CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
2013-12-25 11:26:33 AM  
1 vote:

bluorangefyre: FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: Luchador Santa is best Santa

I presume that's El Sant(a)o?

No, its Santa Cara.


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Thing I couldn't stomach about living near Santa Cara is all the damn botches.
2013-12-25 10:30:15 AM  
1 vote:
Cue Glenn Beck going nuts and two WWE wrestlers once again breaking kayfabe to explain it to him in 3...2....
2013-12-25 09:46:04 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.
2013-12-25 09:32:03 AM  
1 vote:
THIS IS WHAT SANTA DO!
 
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