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(Jezebel)   The WWE settles the entire "Black Santa vs White Santa" debate in the most direct manner possible: in the ring. Not to spoil who won, but here's a hint: Fox News is NOT going to like this   (jezebel.com) divider line 202
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2013-12-26 08:16:58 PM  

Dougie AXP: God you are a bunch of farking idiots


Strange.  That's what my daughter says about me. And the voices in my head.

/LMS
 
2013-12-26 08:18:44 PM  

Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: God you are a bunch of farking idiots

Strange.  That's what my daughter says about me. And the voices in my head.

/LMS



Do they counsel you to shiat in bags? Do they talk to you?

/TALK TO YOUUUUUU?
 
2013-12-26 09:07:25 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Xanta Klaus says "Ho ho hold on a minute playa!"

LMS
 
2013-12-26 09:15:44 PM  
BOOOOOOOOOORING
 
2013-12-26 09:17:34 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-26 10:03:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: God you are a bunch of farking idiots

Strange.  That's what my daughter says about me. And the voices in my head.

/LMS


Do they counsel you to shiat in bags? Do they talk to you?

/TALK TO YOUUUUUU?


Most of them are fine. Except #28...she mostly yells a lot in what I think is Mandarin.

* 閉嘴,你這個白痴!去拉屎在一個袋子! *

See what I mean? No idea.

/I'm housebroken
//LMS
 
2013-12-26 10:16:15 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-26 10:35:11 PM  
Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport
 
2013-12-26 10:42:46 PM  

Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport


YEAH!

TNA IMPACT IS ON!!!
 
2013-12-26 11:11:55 PM  
happy boxing day, fwc...

who's awesome?
img.fark.net
YOU'RE AWESOME!!
 
2013-12-26 11:13:45 PM  

cynicalminion: happy boxing day, fwc...

who's awesome?
[img.fark.net image 251x285]
YOU'RE AWESOME!!


Boxing Day always ends badly for Bart Gunn.
 
2013-12-26 11:15:40 PM  
I'd like to box her day if you know what I mean....

andithinkthatyoudo
 
2013-12-26 11:15:55 PM  

Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport


Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....
 
2013-12-26 11:23:34 PM  

Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport

Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....


you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'...I said a REAL sport you 'tard.

/at least you got hockey right.
 
2013-12-26 11:25:10 PM  

Dougie AXP: you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'.


Thank you for pointing that out.
 
2013-12-26 11:27:06 PM  

Dougie AXP: Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport

Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....

you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'...I said a REAL sport you 'tard.

/at least you got hockey right.


Yeah! Everyone knows the only real racing is Indycar!**

*as an Indiana resident, SW is paid a small stipend whenever she promotes Indycar online. Carry on*
 
2013-12-26 11:30:26 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cynicalminion: happy boxing day, fwc...

who's awesome?
[img.fark.net image 251x285]
YOU'RE AWESOME!!

Boxing Day always ends badly for Bart Gunn.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nio4JD7ikME

i can always hope she'll be back...
 
2013-12-26 11:30:29 PM  

ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport

Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....

you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'...I said a REAL sport you 'tard.

/at least you got hockey right.

Yeah! Everyone knows the only real racing is Indycar!**

*as an Indiana resident, SW is paid a small stipend whenever she promotes Indycar online. Carry on*


Do your parents know you're up after bed time and posting on the internet?

I think you should go tell them so they can tuck you back in.
 
2013-12-26 11:31:27 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'.

Thank you for pointing that out.


turnleftturnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnlef t turnleft turnleft turnleft
 
2013-12-26 11:33:09 PM  

cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'.

Thank you for pointing that out.

turnleftturnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnlef t turnleft turnleft turnleft


much like your sexuality.
 
2013-12-26 11:35:19 PM  

Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport

Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....

you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'...I said a REAL sport you 'tard.

/at least you got hockey right.

Yeah! Everyone knows the only real racing is Indycar!**

*as an Indiana resident, SW is paid a small stipend whenever she promotes Indycar online. Carry on*

Do your parents know you're up after bed time and posting on the internet?

I think you should go tell them so they can tuck you back in.


What I wouldn't give for that to be possible.

But I have tomorrow off anyway so I DO WHAT I WANT! lulz
 
2013-12-26 11:35:56 PM  

ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport

Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....

you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'...I said a REAL sport you 'tard.

/at least you got hockey right.

Yeah! Everyone knows the only real racing is Indycar!**

*as an Indiana resident, SW is paid a small stipend whenever she promotes Indycar online. Carry on*

Do your parents know you're up after bed time and posting on the internet?

I think you should go tell them so they can tuck you back in.

What I wouldn't give for that to be possible.

But I have tomorrow off anyway so I DO WHAT I WANT! lulz


Seriously, adults are speaking.
 
2013-12-26 11:37:20 PM  

Dougie AXP: cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'.

Thank you for pointing that out.

turnleftturnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnlef t turnleft turnleft turnleft

much like your sexuality.


uh, no, at this point in the game i'm not going straight, sorry.
 
2013-12-26 11:38:20 PM  

Turn Left?



1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-26 11:40:19 PM  

cynicalminion: Dougie AXP: cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'.

Thank you for pointing that out.

turnleftturnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnlef t turnleft turnleft turnleft

much like your sexuality.

uh, no, at this point in the game i'm not going straight, sorry.


yes, I know. hence all the left turns.

:: insert Red Foreman "Dumbass.mp3" file ::
 
2013-12-26 11:43:18 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Turn Left?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x474]


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-26 11:45:15 PM  

Dougie AXP: cynicalminion: Dougie AXP: cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'.

Thank you for pointing that out.

turnleftturnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnlef t turnleft turnleft turnleft

much like your sexuality.

uh, no, at this point in the game i'm not going straight, sorry.

yes, I know. hence all the left turns.

:: insert Red Foreman "Dumbass.mp3" file ::


:: insert img.fark.netfile::
 
2013-12-26 11:48:23 PM  

cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Turn Left?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x474]

[img.fark.net image 431x570]


What, is that Captain Jack?

You might enjoy Matt Smith's appearance in the BBC Movie Christopher and his Kind.

If you've ever wanted to see the Doctor buggering someone, that's your chance.
 
2013-12-26 11:54:00 PM  
That blonde kinda cute

and much taller than that little kid who runs around here pretending to be a farking pony.
 
2013-12-26 11:54:18 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Turn Left?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x474]

[img.fark.net image 431x570]

What, is that Captain Jack?

You might enjoy Matt Smith's appearance in the BBC Movie Christopher and his Kind.

If you've ever wanted to see the Doctor buggering someone,


now that you've mentioned it.  caligula as doctor.  rory and amy pond.  DO NOT WANT.
this is nice though:
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-26 11:58:29 PM  

cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Turn Left?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x474]

[img.fark.net image 431x570]

What, is that Captain Jack?

You might enjoy Matt Smith's appearance in the BBC Movie Christopher and his Kind.

If you've ever wanted to see the Doctor buggering someone,

now that you've mentioned it.  caligula as doctor.  rory and amy pond.  DO NOT WANT.
this is nice though:
[img.fark.net image 500x667]


Amy Pond made me hate redheads.
 
2013-12-26 11:58:43 PM  
Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ on a Cracker.

I'd rather you assholes talk about wrasslin' over Doctor Pud Pulling Who
 
2013-12-27 12:04:30 AM  

Dougie AXP: Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ on a Cracker.

I'd rather you assholes talk about wrasslin' over Doctor Pud Pulling Who


img.photobucket.com

tardisarchives.files.wordpress.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-27 12:10:58 AM  

ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport

Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....

you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'...I said a REAL sport you 'tard.

/at least you got hockey right.

Yeah! Everyone knows the only real racing is Indycar!**

*as an Indiana resident, SW is paid a small stipend whenever she promotes Indycar online. Carry on*


Yup. I get the same kickback from FL for mentioning Daytona, Homestead and Sebring.
 
2013-12-27 12:19:22 AM  

Mztlplx: ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport

Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....

you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'...I said a REAL sport you 'tard.

/at least you got hockey right.

Yeah! Everyone knows the only real racing is Indycar!**

*as an Indiana resident, SW is paid a small stipend whenever she promotes Indycar online. Carry on*

Yup. I get the same kickback from FL for mentioning Daytona, Homestead and Sebring.


you guys are such rubes
 
2013-12-27 12:19:55 AM  
i750.photobucket.com

Right turns at Daytona are....unpleasant.

/ka-ching!
 
2013-12-27 12:22:45 AM  
i750.photobucket.com

There's even wrestling!
 
2013-12-27 12:25:03 AM  

Mztlplx: [i750.photobucket.com image 550x382]

There's even wrestling!


Sure, back in the good old days.

Now, it would be limp wristed slap fighting that would make Melina vs Alicia Fox look like the greatest match of all time.
 
2013-12-27 12:26:13 AM  
NASCAR IS FAKE!

INDY IS FAKE-ER
 
2013-12-27 12:27:52 AM  

Dougie AXP: NASCAR IS FAKE!

INDY IS FAKE-ER


F1 is just a parade on fast forward.
 
2013-12-27 12:28:25 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Mztlplx: [i750.photobucket.com image 550x382]

There's even wrestling!

Sure, back in the good old days.

Now, it would be limp wristed slap fighting that would make Melina vs Alicia Fox look like the greatest match of all time.


Yeah, I wish they'd let the Busch boys stop taking their happy pills. They're more fun angry.

/polite Kurt Busch is boring
 
2013-12-27 12:29:06 AM  

Mztlplx: FirstNationalBastard: Mztlplx: [i750.photobucket.com image 550x382]

There's even wrestling!

Sure, back in the good old days.

Now, it would be limp wristed slap fighting that would make Melina vs Alicia Fox look like the greatest match of all time.

Yeah, I wish they'd let the Busch boys stop taking their happy pills. They're more fun angry.

/polite Kurt Busch is boring


Kyle Busch is a bigger pussy then Jeff Gordon.
 
2013-12-27 12:30:27 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: NASCAR IS FAKE!

INDY IS FAKE-ER

F1 is just a parade on fast forward.


At least when Michael Schumacher ruled the world, they let Kimi Raikkonen win every do often.
 
2013-12-27 12:31:30 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Mztlplx: [i750.photobucket.com image 550x382]

There's even wrestling!

Sure, back in the good old days.

Now, it would be limp wristed slap fighting that would make Melina vs Alicia Fox look like the greatest match of all time.


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-27 12:32:54 AM  

Dougie AXP: Mztlplx: FirstNationalBastard: Mztlplx: [i750.photobucket.com image 550x382]

There's even wrestling!

Sure, back in the good old days.

Now, it would be limp wristed slap fighting that would make Melina vs Alicia Fox look like the greatest match of all time.

Yeah, I wish they'd let the Busch boys stop taking their happy pills. They're more fun angry.

/polite Kurt Busch is boring

Kyle Busch is a bigger pussy then Jeff Gordon.


if jeff gordon's a pussy, he MIGHT make me straight...
 
2013-12-27 12:35:29 AM  
Oh...Dougie? I am a Tampa Bay Lightning fan. Yep...Hockey. in Florida. Among people who think winter weather is when the temp drops under 60.

Lord Stanley needs a tan! Again!
 
2013-12-27 12:38:28 AM  
I agree with George Carlin, who believed Hockey would be a much more fun and time consuming outing if it were broken down into its three basic components... ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shiat out of one another.
 
2013-12-27 12:44:44 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I agree with George Carlin, who believed Hockey would be a much more fun and time consuming outing if it were broken down into its three basic components... ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shiat out of one another.


I always thought basketball would be much more interesting if they played on ice.

Sticks optional.
 
2013-12-27 12:48:08 AM  

Mztlplx: Oh...Dougie? I am a Tampa Bay Lightning fan. Yep...Hockey. in Florida. Among people who think winter weather is when the temp drops under 60.

Lord Stanley needs a tan! Again!


DON'T POKE BADGERS WITH STICKS!!!
It's an OOOoooorton, oh, it's an orton...
 
2013-12-27 12:52:45 AM  

cynicalminion: Mztlplx: Oh...Dougie? I am a Tampa Bay Lightning fan. Yep...Hockey. in Florida. Among people who think winter weather is when the temp drops under 60.

Lord Stanley needs a tan! Again!

DON'T POKE BADGERS WITH STICKS!!!
It's an OOOoooorton, oh, it's an orton...


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Bryanbryanbryanbryanbryanbryanbryanbryanbryanbryanbryanbryan
ORTON GOT BAGS!
BAGS!
BAGS!
OOOOOOoooooooohhh, it's baaaaaaags

/lather, rinse, repeat

LMS
 
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