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(Jezebel)   The WWE settles the entire "Black Santa vs White Santa" debate in the most direct manner possible: in the ring. Not to spoil who won, but here's a hint: Fox News is NOT going to like this   (jezebel.com) divider line 202
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2013-12-25 06:01:13 PM
100! 100 posts!
 
2013-12-25 06:01:49 PM

cynicalminion: fWc thread from Jezebel?  and it's NOT a rant about the divas?  it MUST be christmas... sheesh.


hundreddollarman: 100! 100 posts!


Damn it.

/BOTCH
 
2013-12-25 06:21:26 PM
Parents of white children say he's white, parents of black children say he's black... parents of mentally challenged children say...

oh fark that it's christmas, I'll go to hell another day :D
 
2013-12-25 06:39:10 PM

Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: traylor: I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.

Well she would have to be a redhead, spluh!

No one invited you.


I know that. But it's like you're just walking down the sidewalk, minding your own business then next thing you know BAM... ShiningWizard!

What do?
 
2013-12-25 07:07:56 PM
ARMBAR!!
 
2013-12-25 07:49:12 PM

clancifer: Spad31: clancifer: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

You mad?

Well, not as a routine, but, at the pinheads I'm surrounded by, mildly irritated would be a good descriptor.

Isn't 'pinhead' usually a term that Bill O'Reilly uses?  You aren't a Fox News viewer, are you?


We'll he does sound rather informed.
 
2013-12-25 07:54:54 PM

cynicalminion: fWc thread from Jezebel?  and it's NOT a rant about the divas?  it MUST be christmas... sheesh.


Has your mind been blown yet?!

/just finished a session of WWE 2k14, so I'm getting a kick...
//Taker in Defeat the Streak can EABOD
///how do you kick out of 3 GTS's?
 
2013-12-25 08:17:52 PM

ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: traylor: I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.

Well she would have to be a redhead, spluh!

No one invited you.

I know that. But it's like you're just walking down the sidewalk, minding your own business then next thing you know BAM... ShiningWizard!

What do?


You're supposed to wait until the 1003rd post in this thread to do the surprise ShiningWizard.
 
2013-12-25 09:02:18 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: traylor: I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.

Well she would have to be a redhead, spluh!

No one invited you.

I know that. But it's like you're just walking down the sidewalk, minding your own business then next thing you know BAM... ShiningWizard!

What do?

You're supposed to wait until the 1003rd post in this thread to do the surprise ShiningWizard.


BAM!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ShiningWizard
 
2013-12-25 09:33:44 PM

ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: traylor: I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.

Well she would have to be a redhead, spluh!

No one invited you.

I know that. But it's like you're just walking down the sidewalk, minding your own business then next thing you know BAM... ShiningWizard!

What do?


walk through her because you don't notice people under 4' 6" in height?

Do you need help finding your parents?
 
2013-12-25 09:45:36 PM
Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker
 
2013-12-25 09:53:36 PM
ARMBAR!
 
2013-12-25 10:15:14 PM

Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker


Who the fark is this guy?

well in that case...

:: obligatory welcome chairshot! ::
 
2013-12-25 10:18:35 PM

Dougie AXP: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Who the fark is this guy?

well in that case...

:: obligatory welcome chairshot! ::


Pfft. *This* guy. Oh shi--

::chairshot to face::

...this...guy...
 
2013-12-25 10:48:18 PM
scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-12-25 10:49:13 PM

Noah_Tall: Saint Nicholas was Turkish.  So Santa should be tanned.  I can accept the rosy cheeks and cherry nose though.  After all he has lived at the North Pole for close to a thousand years.  Cold will do that.


He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Santa. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
 
2013-12-25 10:50:55 PM

EdNortonsTwin: Makes about much sense as a white Othello.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-12-25 10:57:29 PM
So.....last East Coast Santa Standing?
 
2013-12-25 11:06:10 PM

Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker


Welcome! (chairshot)
 
2013-12-25 11:08:17 PM

Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: traylor: I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.

Well she would have to be a redhead, spluh!

No one invited you.

I know that. But it's like you're just walking down the sidewalk, minding your own business then next thing you know BAM... ShiningWizard!

What do?

walk through her because you don't notice people under 4' 6" in height?

Do you need help finding your parents?


Hey I'm every bit of 5 feet even darnnit!
 
2013-12-25 11:46:18 PM

hundreddollarman: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Welcome! (chairshot)


*atempts chairshot*

*botches, bounces chair off top rope and chairshots self on the rebound*

*hits canvas like a sack of soggy cement*

Welcome, Vorral.

*oww*
 
2013-12-25 11:50:37 PM
Fox news is based on reality while wrestling is not, DUH!
 
2013-12-25 11:53:35 PM
Straight up theft of our Saturnalia by those damned xians.
 
2013-12-25 11:55:58 PM

Alleyoop: Fox news Wrestling is based on reality while wrestling Fox News is not, DUH!


FTFY.
 
2013-12-25 11:59:46 PM

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


Angry defensive boys get coal and switches for Christmas!
 
2013-12-26 12:01:45 AM

MagSeven: bluorangefyre: FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: Luchador Santa is best Santa

I presume that's El Sant(a)o?

No, its Santa Cara.

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]
Thing I couldn't stomach about living near Santa Cara is all the damn botches

 Black Santas.

FTFY
 
2013-12-26 12:04:31 AM

berylman: clancifer: Spad31:Well, not as a routine, but, at the pinheads I'm surrounded by, mildly irritated would be a good descriptor.
Isn't 'pinhead' usually a term that Bill O'Reilly uses?  You aren't a Fox News viewer, are you?

Outside of Hellraiser, archaic slang for phenylketonuria sufferers, Bill O', and Spad31 the term pinhead is just not used.  I'm not going to draw conclusions or judge though.


YOUR SUFFERING WILL BE LEGENDARY, EVEN ON CHRISTMAS!
 
2013-12-26 12:07:59 AM
fc05.deviantart.net

SO I FOUND THIS

/Tenor Reaper AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY
 
2013-12-26 12:28:44 AM

Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker


Holiday entertainment.
 
2013-12-26 12:35:03 AM

Mztlplx: hundreddollarman: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Welcome! (chairshot)

*atempts chairshot*

*botches, bounces chair off top rope and chairshots self on the rebound*

*hits canvas like a sack of soggy cement*

Welcome, Vorral.

*oww*


Lemme help you u--uh oh...

*trips over chair, suddenly Orton out of nowhere!*

"My Gawd, King, he's killed him! He's damn well killed him!"
 
2013-12-26 02:05:13 AM

Vorral: Mztlplx: hundreddollarman: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Welcome! (chairshot)

*atempts chairshot*

*botches, bounces chair off top rope and chairshots self on the rebound*

*hits canvas like a sack of soggy cement*

Welcome, Vorral.

*oww*

Lemme help you u--uh oh...

*trips over chair, suddenly Orton out of nowhere!*

"My Gawd, King, he's killed him! He's damn well killed him!"


D...Did you just shiat on him?
 
2013-12-26 02:10:09 AM
wrestling fans, the original bronies.
 
2013-12-26 02:15:42 AM

Owangotang: Vorral: Mztlplx: hundreddollarman: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Welcome! (chairshot)

*atempts chairshot*

*botches, bounces chair off top rope and chairshots self on the rebound*

*hits canvas like a sack of soggy cement*

Welcome, Vorral.

*oww*

Lemme help you u--uh oh...

*trips over chair, suddenly Orton out of nowhere!*

"My Gawd, King, he's killed him! He's damn well killed him!"

D...Did you just shiat on him?


Usually you have to pay extra for that, Cotton.
 
2013-12-26 02:17:38 AM

Owangotang: Vorral: Mztlplx: hundreddollarman: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Welcome! (chairshot)

*atempts chairshot*

*botches, bounces chair off top rope and chairshots self on the rebound*

*hits canvas like a sack of soggy cement*

Welcome, Vorral.

*oww*

Lemme help you u--uh oh...

*trips over chair, suddenly Orton out of nowhere!*

"My Gawd, King, he's killed him! He's damn well killed him!"

D...Did you just shiat on him?


img.fark.net
"was that wrong?  should i not have done that?"
 
2013-12-26 03:33:30 AM
*comes to slowly, wondering where the strange chair-shaped dent in my head came from*

*counts to 10*

1-2-3-potato-5-12-flugelbarger-pi-9-10.  Good.  Everything is normal.

*rolls out of the ring, stumbles over to pick up belongings*

Hm.  This feels heavier than it ought to.

*looks inside*

Uhhh.....I think I'm gonna need a new gym bag. And socks.  And shoes. And wallet. And damn....I *liked* that Misfits t-shirt.

*shakes tiny fist*


Vorrall!  Defiler of old punk band shirts!  Vengeance shall be mine!

....soon....
 
2013-12-26 03:51:51 AM

Mztlplx: *comes to slowly, wondering where the strange chair-shaped dent in my head came from*

*counts to 10*

1-2-3-potato-5-12-flugelbarger-pi-9-10.  Good.  Everything is normal.

*rolls out of the ring, stumbles over to pick up belongings*

Hm.  This feels heavier than it ought to.

*looks inside*

Uhhh.....I think I'm gonna need a new gym bag. And socks.  And shoes. And wallet. And damn....I *liked* that Misfits t-shirt.

*shakes tiny fist*

Vorrall!  Defiler of old punk band shirts!  Vengeance shall be mine!

....soon....


woohoo!  newcomer brings the heat is called out!  for those of you who missed it, the footage is available on the downloadable fWc APPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPP
 
2013-12-26 04:38:37 AM

stonelotus: wrestling fans, the original bronies.


Wrestling is as American as apple pie! If you don't like it, you can take your black Santa and go back to Russia, comrade!
/spits on cement.
 
2013-12-26 08:53:41 AM

wellreadneck: PaulRB: The skin color of Santa and Jesus debate was started by a Fox host (Megyn Kelly I believe?) - remember, that one?   That's what I'm talking about.  Not sure what you're saying here but I will check out that other thread.

Not a thread, yet. Penny's had the CMA Artist of the Year sing Silent Night in a fundraisng  campaign for the USO. They arranged the song in such a way as to remove any mention of Christ. Come on, they had to be trolling.


You mean this arrangement? Including the lines "holy infant so tender and mild" and "Christ the saviour is born"?
I don't get it.
 
2013-12-26 09:01:05 AM

hundreddollarman: Owangotang: Vorral: Mztlplx: hundreddollarman: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Welcome! (chairshot)

*atempts chairshot*

*botches, bounces chair off top rope and chairshots self on the rebound*

*hits canvas like a sack of soggy cement*

Welcome, Vorral.

*oww*

Lemme help you u--uh oh...

*trips over chair, suddenly Orton out of nowhere!*

"My Gawd, King, he's killed him! He's damn well killed him!"

D...Did you just shiat on him?

Usually you have to pay extra for that, Cotton.


This entire exchange get the...

yetanotheratheist.com

lulz
 
2013-12-26 10:15:08 AM

cynicalminion: Owangotang: Vorral: Mztlplx: hundreddollarman: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Welcome! (chairshot)

*atempts chairshot*

*botches, bounces chair off top rope and chairshots self on the rebound*

*hits canvas like a sack of soggy cement*

Welcome, Vorral.

*oww*

Lemme help you u--uh oh...

*trips over chair, suddenly Orton out of nowhere!*

"My Gawd, King, he's killed him! He's damn well killed him!"

D...Did you just shiat on him?


"was that wrong?  should i not have done that?"


You owe me one new phone, sir.
 
2013-12-26 12:48:38 PM

Dansker: wellreadneck: PaulRB: The skin color of Santa and Jesus debate was started by a Fox host (Megyn Kelly I believe?) - remember, that one?   That's what I'm talking about.  Not sure what you're saying here but I will check out that other thread.

Not a thread, yet. Penny's had the CMA Artist of the Year sing Silent Night in a fundraisng  campaign for the USO. They arranged the song in such a way as to remove any mention of Christ. Come on, they had to be trolling.

You mean this arrangement? Including the lines "holy infant so tender and mild" and "Christ the saviour is born"?
I don't get it.


That's not what's currently airing on the tv spots.
I noticed and even submitted a Facebook link.https://www.facebook.com/jcp?v=app_4949752878&filter=2

The tv version skips over those lines.
http://www.popisms.com/TelevisionCommercial/86885/JCPenney-and-USO -Commercial-2013-present.aspx
 
2013-12-26 02:21:54 PM

MagSeven: I guess in the WWE Chris Benoit would be The Grither.
/Don't say his name!
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 299x234]


Great episode!

/It wasn't Santa Claus!
 
2013-12-26 02:47:05 PM
Just Representing the nPo trying to keep SW from getting another cheap LMS......
 
2013-12-26 03:47:25 PM
trashfilmguru.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-26 04:57:55 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: Just Representing the nPo trying to keep SW from getting another cheap LMS......


SPOILER ALERT: It won't be Wiz. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEE!

Last
Man
Santa
 
2013-12-26 05:14:46 PM
Last Potato Standing....no wait...

*shakes head*

Long Pepper Steak!

Hang on, I'll get it....

*scratches head....think...think...think...wonders what that clanking noise is*

Liquor? Me? Sure!

Close enough.

/LMS
 
2013-12-26 05:21:30 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: Just Representing the nPo trying to keep SW from getting another cheap LMS......


i1263.photobucket.com

SW knows it will be clintster too, lulz
 
2013-12-26 06:13:27 PM

MagSeven: stonelotus: wrestling fans, the original bronies.

Wrestling is as American as apple pie! If you don't like it, you can take your black Santa and go back to Russia, comrade!
/spits on cement.


pro wrestling is about as american as pomme frites, tacos, and sushi.
 
2013-12-26 06:27:40 PM

wellreadneck: Dansker: wellreadneck: PaulRB: The skin color of Santa and Jesus debate was started by a Fox host (Megyn Kelly I believe?) - remember, that one?   That's what I'm talking about.  Not sure what you're saying here but I will check out that other thread.

Not a thread, yet. Penny's had the CMA Artist of the Year sing Silent Night in a fundraisng  campaign for the USO. They arranged the song in such a way as to remove any mention of Christ. Come on, they had to be trolling.

You mean this arrangement? Including the lines "holy infant so tender and mild" and "Christ the saviour is born"?
I don't get it.

That's not what's currently airing on the tv spots.
I noticed and even submitted a Facebook link.https://www.facebook.com/jcp?v=app_4949752878&filter=2

The tv version skips over those lines.
http://www.popisms.com/TelevisionCommercial/86885/JCPenney-and-USO -Commercial-2013-present.aspx


Right, because it's a 30 second spot, so they cut it down to the first and last lines of the first verse, still including "holy night" and "heavenly peace". If that's supposed to be "trolling Christians", I know some jcpenney marketing critters, who need to hang out on the pol tab for a week or two and learn what trolling is really about. But that really doesn't seem to be the purpose.
I think you are seeing an offensive move where there is really nothing but innocuous editing and time constraint.
 
2013-12-26 07:03:35 PM
God you are a bunch of farking idiots
 
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